Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

Qin Shou shook his head and said, "What did he say? Telling stories?"

"Uh..." Tai Jinxing was stunned.

Li Jing said angrily, "It's not like that, or what?"

Qin Shou stretched out his hand to Bi Xiao and said, "Sister, I'm tired from standing, please give me a hug."

The immortals were a little dumbfounded, but Qin Shou did not have a long time to develop his intelligence. If you say that he is a child, he can be regarded as one.

Seeing this, Bi Xiao happily hugged Qin Shou.Qin Shou leaned against Bi Xiao's arms and smelled: "It's really fragrant..."

Bi Xiao was suddenly laughed, and Qin Shou felt that his calf was hurt by the shock of the big chest...

"Rabbit, do you have something to say?" The Jade Emperor finally spoke.

Qin Shou said: "Of course, this is a long story. Everyone knows that when Guanyin Bodhisattva wanted to cross me to the West, I couldn't bear our family Chang'e, and I disliked the jade girl's small breasts. It was not comfortable to lie on her stomach, so I didn't go."

As soon as these words came out, many immortals blushed collectively, and then shook their heads one by one, swearing and scolding: "This dead rabbit, the Yunxiao Palace said such words..."

Some immortals just burst out laughing.

The Jade Emperor also shook his head helplessly.

Bi Xiao glared at her eyes and suddenly realized that she had been fooled?It's a pity that Qin Shouzheng has a cute face, as if to say, I don't know how to be a hooligan, I just look for a good mattress.Bi Xiao watched suspiciously for a while, then stopped talking.

Qin Shou continued: "Although I know, after I went down to earth, the jade girl Xiaoliu got angry when she learned about it, and came to me to settle the account alone. As the saying goes, good men don't fight with women, and I am older than her, so how can I really fight with her? Do it? Wouldn't it be shameless to use the big to bully the small?" ..

Chapter 78 The Palace of Clouds and Heavens

The previous words, when the immortals heard the words, they thought it was very reasonable, and they nodded, praising that the rabbit is not too bad... But the latter words, why do they all feel that they are referring to Sang and scolding Huai!Look at Li Jing and Mu Zha, their faces are blue. Didn't the two of them bully the younger with the big ones before, so shameless?

Qin Shou continued: "At that time, I had already transformed, and I was protected by several saints, and outsiders couldn't see my deity. I tricked Xiaoliushu rabbit into the mountains, and then became friends with her, trying to resolve slowly. Only care about the child's displeasure."

All the immortals praised one after another, this is indeed a good way.

Qin Shou said: "Later, by chance, I was taking a shower, and Xiaoliu came in, and then saw my little bird and asked me what this is? You said, what is this? To a little girl who doesn't understand anything, I How to explain it?"

The immortals looked at Qin Shou's bitter little face, and suddenly burst into laughter. That scene was indeed embarrassing.

Even the Jade Emperor asked, "How do you explain it?"

Qin Shou said: "I can't tell him that this is a man who eats and does errands?"

The immortals laughed again, Bi Xiao was hurting when she laughed alone, Qin Shou's leg was going to be hurt internally... it was a cool internal injury.

Qin Shou said: "So I said, if I'm sick, men will get sick, and it will be fine after a while. But Xiaoliu said that her father said that immortals have a good physique. If you get sick, you can just cut off the lesions. Then..."

The fairies laugh again...

Qin Shou said: "How dare I let her play a trick, just say that my disease is special, I have only one share in the world, I can only take care of myself and not cut it.

Later, when Xiaoliu went back, this guy came. At that time, Jiji was all black, as if it had been burned by fire.Then indiscriminately, they will kill me and massacre the city.It's okay to kill me, he can't beat me anyway, but I can't bear to slaughter the city!The daughter country is all women, no mistake, why do you slaughter the city?So I gave him a lesson. Who knows, this guy came back that night to steal women's underwear. I couldn't bear it any more, and I caught him on the spot.I was afraid that he would default on the account of his strong power, so I recorded the situation with a photocopy stone in advance. If you don't believe me, I can show it to everyone.

In the end, it was Li Tianwang who came to kill him. I asked him to take the Jade Emperor's hand, but he said no.I said that if you confront me in front of the Jade Emperor, he will kill me.He's going to kill me, I'm sure I will resist, and then the tower will be broken.My own quality is not good, then can I blame me?But the taste is ok.

Besides, I ate Linglong Tower for the sake of the king. "After that, I started to take out the pagoda and took another bite!

All the immortals collectively smiled... When the Linglong Pagoda was in the battle to confer the gods, it could

It is said that it is not less in the limelight, and it is also a treasure of Buddhism. When it comes to the mouth of this dead rabbit, it turns out to be a delicious snack... Who is going to make sense of this?

Also, the rabbit talked about it for a long time, it seems, it seems that the point is that Li Jing violated the rules of the sky, and he has to kill people...

In the end, everyone wondered, why did the guy who ate Li Jing's meal treat Li Jing well?

The Jade Emperor also asked curiously, "Is this the case?"

Qin Shou said, "Do you all know about the festival between the Heavenly King and Nezha?"

The immortals nodded, but no one spoke. This is a small taboo in Heaven.

Qin Shou said disapprovingly: "I don't know anyway, but there is a folk saying, which I think makes sense."

"Rabbit, let's hear it." Empress Bi Xiao asked for fear of a serious matter.

Qin Shou smiled and said, "Everyone knows that a woman can't have sex when she is pregnant. Even if you have sex, you have to be careful."

Bi Xiao turned red, and gave Qin Shou a white look.

The other male fairies nodded slightly, but were embarrassed to speak.

Qi You Shou continued: "Not being able to have intercourse is a torture for couples, especially men! So everyone was very curious, Mrs. Li was pregnant with Nezha for three years and six months, and it slowly grew into a long night. , how did Li Jing come here. It must be extremely painful, that's why he is so unhappy

Huan Nezha brother, anyway, I think it makes sense.

Later, people in the public research found that Li Jing's left hand became powerful shortly after Nezha was born!From a warrior to a king of one-handed towers!So everyone suddenly realized that it was so…”

"Pfft..." The immortal who understood it couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

The immortals who didn't understand, especially the female immortals, were dazed and didn't understand what Qin Shou was talking about.

Although the Jade Emperor was in charge of the Three Realms, he didn't understand and asked, "What's the reason?"

Qin Shou was suddenly dumbfounded. How can I explain this?Do you want to teach the Jade Emperor five girls how to use it?It is estimated that the Queen Mother was shot to death on the spot!

Qin Shou immediately pretended to be dumb and said, "I don't understand either, but I guess it has something to do with the tower, so I helped him eat the tower, hoping to improve their father-son relationship."

Everyone looked at Li Jing, and sure enough, Li Jing's face was no longer blue, but black!Li Jing came from the mortal world and was a high-ranking official. How could he not understand such a thing as a man?