Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

The whiteboard was placed on the black book three times in a row, but there was nothing wrong with the black book, and he said in a stern voice: "Dead rabbit, sir, I was born with the heaven and the earth. You are a bastard, when King Qin Guang returns, I will sue you and send you to hell! Go to eighteen levels of hell!"

Qin Shou smashed it a few more times, but it really didn't work.

Putting the screaming whiteboard back into the bell, Qin Shou picked up the black book and opened his mouth wide!

"What are you doing? Dead rabbit, you are going to bite someone! Are you still not a person?" Hei Shu yelled.

Qin Shou said: "When Lord Rabbit rips you apart, let's see if I won't kill you, you bastard!" After he finished speaking, he took a bite!

"Ah..." Hei Shu suddenly let out a scream, Qin Shou pulled it, and found that the book was so tough that it couldn't be broken!Scratched his head and said, "You bastard, I didn't hurt you, you are a fart!"

"How many years have you not brushed your teeth? It killed me..." Hei Shu shouted.

Qin Shou: "…"

Qin Shou also saw that this black book eight achievements was the life and death book he was looking for, otherwise other things would not be so strong!

Qin Shou turned over the bell, and finally took out a stone axe from it. The surface of the axe was as big as a door!It was Wu Gang who used to chop the osmanthus tree

The king's big stone axe.Qin Shou weighed it a few times in his hand and said with a grin, "Black goods, can't you open it?"

"Wow haha... You want to scare me with a broken stone axe? Come on, uncle, I'll lie down here and let you fight!" Hei Shu smiled tenderly.

Qin Shou's goosebumps came out from his laughter, and he pouted: "Speaking of it, it seems that you can move besides lying down."

The black book was immediately dug into a sore spot, and he hummed: "Master, I'm angry, you don't want me to open it in your life!"

Bang!

An axe smashed the black book, and the black book was still intact. ..

Chapter 85 The Secret of Qin Shou

Seeing this, Qin Shou shook his head helplessly and said: "Damn, this axe was so dead that I thought it was a good product, but it turned out to be a piece of scum. It seems that this axe can only be used to chop down trees. If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't steal it. already."

Qin Shou then used all the means of thunder and fire, but the black book was nothing to do with it!

Qin Shou angrily sat on the throne of King Qin Guang with a helpless expression on his face.

Hei Shu kept shouting: "Why did you stop? Come on, continue! Keep giving me massage! It's so comfortable, hahahaha..."

Qin Shou babbled, his eyes suddenly landed on his shoes, and he grinned and said, "You idiot, do you think Master Rabbit really can't do anything about you?"

After chatting for a long time, King Qin Guang and Granny Meng finally came back, but their eyes were locked tightly. Obviously, this conversation was not too pleasant.When he returned to the main hall, he saw Qin Shou squatting at the door alone.

"Boy, what are you doing?" King Qin Guang smiled.

Qin Shou said: "It's okay, you're not here, I'm bored by myself, let's see if there are ants in the underworld. What, you guys are finished talking?"

"After the chat, if you're all right, then go. Miss is probably coming back, so we should go back too." Granny Meng said.

"Then let's go, oops..." Qin Shou said lazily.

"Huh? Where are your shoes?" Granny Meng asked curiously.

Qin Shou whistled and said, "it's broken, don't wear it anymore."

"Oh, let's go." Granny Meng left with Qin Shou.

King Qin Guang looked puzzled, why doesn't this kid wear shoes?

Back in front of his throne, King Qin Guang's face suddenly twitched, his expression was very strange, and he didn't know whether to be angry or happy...

I saw two shoes buckled on the book of life and death, and a face appeared on the book of life and death, but at this moment, his eyes were rolled and his tongue was sticking out, looking like he was about to die.

"This... the book of life and death, are you all right?" King Qin Guang asked.

"Take it away...take it away...I'm going to be smoked to death." The book of life and death said weakly.

King Qin Guang, quickly took off the shoes and threw them out.

"Ah...ha...ha..." The book of life and death was panting, and it took a long time for his eyes to turn right, and then he jumped and scolded; "Where's that bastard? Where did you run? Don't run if you can, I want to follow you, uncle. Another [-] rounds of fights! You bastard, I'll open it up, show it to you, change it for you, and you'll take the shoes away! You bastard, you don't believe in credit, read it, and change it, Shoes are still on people's faces! This is murder! Where has the trust between people gone? Ah? Where has it gone?

Lao Qin, you have to decide for me... By the way, his surname seems to be Qin too. It was a mistake you made many years ago, so you have to go and beat him... "

The book of life and death goes on and on...

At this moment, Judge Cui came back, and King Qin Guang said, "Cui, take back the pair of shoes outside."

"Oh." Judge Cui picked up the shoes again, and said curiously, "These shoes belong to children, right? My lord, what's the use of him?"

King Qin Guang brought it over and put it directly on the face of the book of life and death, and the guy immediately shut up.

Seeing this, Judge Cui laughed and said, "Congratulations, sir, I finally found a way to shut up this chatter!"

"Has it changed?" asked Granny Meng.

Qin Shou said, "It's changed."

"several?"

Qin Shou calculated and said, "I, Yang Lu, Shangguan Fang'e, Shangguan Yun, Yu'er, Yi Yi, and General Frog, there are seven in total."

"Oh, it's fine." Granny Meng nodded.

"What do you mean, did I change it less?" Qin Shou asked.

Granny Meng said: "No, seven can cover up the past, and it's hard to solve if there are too many."