Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

Qingniu coughed and said, "I didn't give it to you, you stole it yourself, okay? I'm only responsible for protecting Laojun's medicinal pill, the medicinal pill refined by the golden and silver boy, if you are willing to take it, I am sure Give it generously, right?"

"Fuck off, why did you ask me to come down?" Qin Shou asked.

Qing Niu said: "Do you still remember the purpose of my descent?"

"Repayment? Did you find that person?"

"Yes, just in front of Hekou Village, there is a boy named Jinfeng. That is the reincarnation of my benefactor, boy, do me a favor, how about I'll get you a [-]-rank golden pill later?" Green Bull Road.

Qin Shou's heart trembled when he heard it. He thought that the person who helped Qingniu was Dong Yong, and then he came to be a match for the Seven Immortals or something.But the plot in front of me doesn't seem right!

"Jin Feng? Not Dong Yong?" Qin Shou asked.

Qingniu gave this guy a blank look and said, "Dong's ass, it's Jinfeng, Lao Niu's eyes aren't blind yet. Come on, don't talk nonsense, can you help?"

"Tell me first, how to help."

"It's very simple, a while..."

...

Hekou Village is an ordinary village. The villagers work every day at sunrise and rest at sunset.

Jin Feng is also just an ordinary young man. His parents died when he was a child, so he had to live with his brother and sister-in-law. His sister-in-law, Ma Shi, was cruel and often abused him, forcing him to do a lot of work. Just today, Jin Feng's sister-in-law forced him to go. Herding cows gave him nine cows, but told him to wait until he had ten cows before returning home. Jin Feng had no choice but to drive the cows out of the village.

Jin Feng sat on the stone with a sad face, and repeatedly counted his herd, but there were nine heads, how could there be one more?

At this moment, a flute sounded, and Jin Feng heard the sound, and saw a boy riding on the back of a big green ox, with a herd flute hanging down, walking slowly.

This is naturally a combination of a rabbit and a cow, and Qin Shou doesn't know how to play the flute at all. It's all an illusion created by mana.But he was scolding: "Dead cow, can't you walk steadily? My ass is almost in half!"

"Fuck off! On Grandpa Niu's back, only Lao Jun has ridden it. It's already a great gift to let you sit today, and it's still giggling!"

"Oh, I'm going, you're very NB! Rabbit doesn't care about this! That kid is called Jin Feng, right? Rabbit goes and knocks out, he's eaten!"

"Don't! How dare you, dead rabbit?"

"Call me Rabbit!"

"Rabbit... Rabbit, your uncle!"

"I'm leaving."

"Master Rabbit..."

"What? I didn't hear you!"

"Rabbit... Lord!"

"Hey, this is good, this photocopying stone is easy to use, and there will be another capital to blow NB in ​​the future, haha..."

"Dead rabbit, your uncle's! You dare to take pictures secretly?!"

Qin Shou said: "cough, it will be here soon, don't talk nonsense, you scared the kid away, and Rabbit is not responsible for catching you back."

"you are vicious…"

...

"Little brother, what kind of tune are you playing? Why is it so good?" Jin Feng asked curiously when Qin Shou came over riding a bull.

Qin Shou smiled and said, "This piece is called "Magpie Bridge Fairy." This eldest brother, why are you sitting on this rock and counting cattle back and forth without herding cattle?"

Jin Feng smiled bitterly: "I don't want to either. The problem is, if I can't release ten cows, I won't be able to go home."

Qin Shou subconsciously said: "What are you doing at home? You have nine cows, sell them..." Halfway through the sentence, Qingniu jumped suddenly and pressed Qin Shou's words back.Qin Shou said: "You only have nine cows. You can only have ten cows unless you let them go for a year. Then you will be outside and can't go back this year?"

Jin Feng said with a distressed face: "Yeah, that's why I'm distressed."

Qin Shou said with a smile: "Hey, I am the kindest person, and I don't want to see others being bullied. Well, I happen to have a cow, although this cow is a little stupid, a little idiot, lazy in work, and good in temperament. You bastard, but it's a bull anyway, you can pull it back and make up the count." Qin Shou said it so nicely that he didn't bother to look at Qingniu's almost murderous gaze.

"Ah? How did this happen? Little brother, don't do this, Jin Feng can't afford such a big favor." Jin Feng shook his head quickly.

Qin Shou took a look and saw that he was really a good man. No wonder Qingniu would owe him a favor back then.So Qin Shou said: "It's not a big favor, I just ask you, are there any cows in your herd?"

The blue bull's eyeballs are about to burst into flames!He had a bad feeling in his heart.

Jin Feng said: "Yes, there is only one bull here, and the rest are cows."

Qin Shou smiled and said: "This is easy to handle, you see, it is also the season of spring, spring is blooming, and the animals are all in heat... They are about to mate. I put this big bull here, and I will come in a few months. Take, during this time, you can leave some seeds anyway. Then you can just give me a fat white calf."

Qing Niu can't wait to kill this dead rabbit with a horn!Is there anything more jerk than this bastard?

Jin Feng said: "Ah? This? Can it be done?"

Qin Shou said: "There's nothing wrong, don't think I'm cheap to you

.I tell you, my bull is different, he likes bulls!Also a bit impotent, making it difficult for him to mate with a cow.You go back, get ten bottles of eight bottles of aphrodisiac and so on, and you have to drink it for him to be effective.Ouch, this cow... Oops, it's still humping!did you see?This cow is not only difficult to mate, but also has a very hot temper.In short, you return me a calf, I am not at a loss!I've been looking down on him for a long time! " ..

Chapter 95 A Flock of Rabbit Spirits

Jin Feng looked at Qin Shou, who was being chased by the big green ox, and said a little scaredly: "This ox doesn't seem to have a good temper? I..."

Before the words were finished, Da Qingniu suddenly stopped, and after taking two steps awkwardly, he leaned over to Qin Shou's side and rubbed Qin Shou, how obedient he looked like.

Qin Shou smiled and said, "Don't be deceived by his appearance. This cow just played with me. Otherwise, how could I outrun it? It has four legs! ... Counting the atrophied one, there are five."

"Huh? It's really..." Jin Feng was relieved when he saw that Qing Niu was not going crazy, and suddenly obeyed.