Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

"Grandma's, no matter what, I want to change shape! I want three thousand royal daughters, and the golden gun will not fall! I don't want this pencil head again!" Qin Shou swore in his heart.

At this moment, Chang'e got up and said, "You stay here, don't mess around! It's time for me to perform, you can watch it here."

When Qin Shou heard this, his ears perked up immediately, he turned around, and said righteously, "Don't worry, I will never mess around!"

Chang'e stared at Qin Shou's eyes. Qin Shou looked at Chang'e without fear. After Chang'e was sure that what this guy said was true, she got up and left to prepare.

Qin Shou, on the other hand, grinned, turned around, held the jug, and said with a smile, "If a man doesn't drink, he's called a fart man! Drink!"

Qin Shou didn't even use a cup, he blew directly into his mouth and sipped.A light aroma of wine entered the entrance, and then instantly turned into a unique fruity aroma. The taste touched all taste buds. Qin Shou had a feeling of skyrocketing - cool!

So, goo-dong, goo-dong... .

Chapter 29

Hiccup... Qin Shou drank a pot of wine unknowingly, and then only felt that the world in front of him was constantly turning, turning and turning, and then stopped, but he sat down.

At this moment, He Xiangu beckoned to Qin Shou and shook the big peach in her hand. Qin Shou ran over without saying a word. Along the way, she didn't know how many immortals' fruit bowls she stepped on, and she was very angry. They blow their beards and stare.

If it weren't for Qin Shou being a rabbit, being in Chang'e's arms, and having a good relationship with the Eight Immortals, the dude would have beaten Qin Shou long ago.

Qin Shou jumped up on the table of the Eight Immortals, hiccup... hiccupped and said, "It's better for Xian Gu, you know I like this one."

Then he grabbed the peach that Tieguai Li Gang was about to grab, and it was a bite.

Everyone watching was stunned, and then burst into laughter.

The Eight Immortals are inherently easy-going, and as the eldest, Tieguai Li has a bigger belly, and he won't bother with Qin Shou.He smiled and said, "You frizzy rabbit, you have provoked a lot of gods along the way."

Qin Shou said disapprovingly, "How successful can an immortal who can compete with a rabbit be? I'm too lazy to care about him."

While Lan Caihe laughed, he said with allegiance: "Hey, hey, on the Mid-Year Festival, the rabbit is called Lord Rabbit, he needs magic weapons all the way, and he eats ferrets halfway... Now I eat it.

Fruit, it doesn't make sense at all..."

Others laugh again.

Qin Shou glanced at Lan Caihe, found a cherry and threw it over, and said, "That's right, Lord Rabbit will reward you."

Lan Caihe froze in place immediately, He Xiangu hugged Qin Shou in her arms, kissed her, and said with a smile, "This Yu'er is so cute."

When Qin Shou was kissed, his nose bleeds, and the blood of the beast boils!

"Oh, Yu'er has a nosebleed." He Xiangu shouted, Qin Shou suddenly felt that his face was all lost, and only his butt was left.Fortunately, the rabbit's face is white, and the blush can't be seen.The eyes are also naturally red, and no one can see one, two, three.

Lan Caihe immediately said: "Xian Gu is really charming. Back then, she kissed a rabbit, and even the rabbit had a nosebleed."

He Xiangu blushed and scolded: "Eating cherries can't keep your mouth shut! I heard that Yu'er is born with a lack of vitality and is prone to nosebleeds, but I didn't expect this to be true. No wonder this guy likes eating so much, Looking for treasures everywhere, the feelings are to replenish oneself. It is also difficult for him and Chang'e."

As soon as these words came out, the Eight Immortals stopped talking. This was indeed a sad story for the eight people.Although Chang'e has the rank of immortal, for various reasons, she lives in the moon palace where birds don't shit, so there is no need to think about magic weapons, elixir, and spirit grasses.The master is poor, but this rabbit gave birth to a rich body...

"Okay, we're afraid of you, we'll eat it all for you." Zhang Guolao smiled bitterly and pushed the fruit plate in front of him to Qin Shou.

Qin Shou is also polite to take it and eat it. Now is not the time to be polite. He knows who is good to him. He silently remembers these people in his heart. In the future, these favors will be returned!

There are a lot of Eight Immortals, but there are only so many fruit bowls, Qin Shou quickly got it done.

After all, this is a gathering of immortals, not a gathering of classmates in the mortal world, and many delicious dishes can be served.Immortals are all things that swallow clouds and mist. Except for some people who have requirements for wine, the rest of the people don't care much about what they eat.

Therefore, it is just a symbolic arrangement of some fruits and nectar juice, it is almost impossible for Qin Shou to eat a fat man at one time.

At this moment, He Xiangu said: "Look, Fairy Chang'e has come out!"

Qin Shou turned around immediately. He had seen all the street dances, break dances, and folk dances in his previous life on TV, but he had never seen how immortals dance.Sitting there, he grabbed Lan Caihe's jug and took a sip.

In this regard, Lan Caihe is also helpless, this dead rabbit is welcome, he can't care about this dead rabbit.

Fortunately, he is not good at this, Quan Dang didn't see it.

He Xiangu was afraid that the rabbit would drink too much and go crazy, so she held him in her arms first, Qin Shou squinted his eyes, and he was so happy!

Thinking back then, his ideal was to wake up and take control of the world, to be drunk on the knees of beautiful women!Thinking about it now, I really didn't pursue it!Look at it now, even though you can't control the world when you wake up, but lying in the mountains when you're drunk, isn't it more extravagant than no one's knees?What's more, is it still the mountain of the fairy?In addition, with Chang'e's dancing, Qin Shou suddenly found his future life goal!

Eat the best, play the best, smoke whoever you want, sleep whoever you want...

When she was thinking wildly, Chang'e had already come to the middle of the cloud and mist. The sound of bamboo and silk was heard all around, and the fairy voice curled, and Chang'e danced gracefully.

At that moment, Qin Shou was drunk...

Qin Shou is definitely not an elegant person, and he doesn't understand Fengya or art. At least he doesn't understand art that can sell tens of millions by drawing a few circles on the blackboard.Folk folk dances, swan dances on the stage, he can't understand... Of course, ballet dances are easier to understand than folk dances. If you don't understand the meaning of dance, can't you appreciate your body?There's not much difference between wearing it and not wearing it anyway...

But at this moment, he understood!Chang'e's martial arts don't have gorgeous skills, some are just plain and unpretentious, showing everything in front of your eyes and in your heart!This is not dance, but a picture scroll, a beautiful picture scroll drawn in your heart with dance!

Qin Shou saw that under the blue sky and white clouds, farmers sweated like rain to harvest grain in order to live, and saw the rush to harvest before the storm. Human beings are fighting against the sky and the earth. From the incomparably dangerous ancient times, all the way to prosperity.

Sheng... saw the enlightenment of the saints, the retreat of barbarism, the rise of civilization...

When Chang'e stopped dancing, Qin Shou knew without asking, this martial art must be called a bumper harvest!

Whether it is the harvest in front of the harvest or the cultural harvest in the back, all of this is a great harvest for mankind!

However, unlike the rules of the human world, although Chang'e's dance was good, no one applauded, and no one shouted, but one by one gave her approval.

But they don't do it, someone does it!

Qin Shou screamed: "Okay! It's so beautiful! It's amazing! Applause!"

He raised his hand and shouted, his claws were bulging together, but his fleshy palms couldn't get a crunchy applause.