Legend of the Chicken Hero

In Jay's sweet dreams

???: "Are you my father?" An 5 year old child said while Jay was just shocked and stupefied by how strange his dream is right now.

Jay: "Wait what?! I'm still a virgin. Why the hell am I dreaming about my future son?" Jay thought to himself while he observed the boy. Just as he was doing that, the boy slowly vanished while looking at him with teary eyes.

Jay: "Okay... This is really creepy" Just as Jay was talking to himself, everything around him started to vanish into thin air. Then a strange voice started muttering in a strange voice

???: ">?>>>?:!!##, He...Hell... Hello traveler, I'm sorry for that, that was just a silly prank of mine" Jay's inner thought are in shambles due to the weird stuff happening and for some reason he cannot wake up from the dream. "Okay... I guess I'm a traveler now? What the hell is this? I just want some rest..." Jay sighed, then the strange voice spoke again

???: "Sorry for bothering you traveler but my time is almost up"

Jay: "Then go and vanish together with my dreams. I WANT TO SLEEP. STOP BOTHERING ME. " Jay was already breaking down inside.

???: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry please don't get mad at me. I'm gonna leave now."

Jay: "FINALLY!" As the voice left, Jay rejoiced and finally went to sleep.

The next morning

Jay: "Mmmmm... 5 more minutes..." Just as Jay was enjoying his sleep someone kicked him awake ???: "Get up kid."