Let You Travel Poorly, You Tm Take Fatty To Eat, Drink And Have Fun

What can a dollar buy in this day and age?

You can buy one of the most common noodle steamed buns for one yuan.

Because of its high quality and low price, it has become the favorite of northern migrant workers and northern people.

One dollar can buy two kilowatt-hours of electricity. Ideally, an Apple mobile phone can be fully charged 100 times.

One yuan, if you like a certain emoticon package used in WeChat chat, you can also win it.

One yuan can also buy a handful of discounted green vegetables at "Zhengda Youxian" after 8:30 in the evening.

One yuan can also buy homemade stationery blind boxes for elementary school students on Xianyu, and ride a children's rocking car in the shape of a happy goat.

I sigh that one dollar can buy so many things at the same time.

If someone tells you that one dollar can buy a fair-looking white jade pendant.

You must say crazy, fake!

Fool fools!

Pinxixi's fakes are more expensive than this!

However, this fusion is playing out in reality.

That's right, Jiang Chen gestured "1" to the owner of the antique shop.

The meaning is to use one dollar to buy the white jade pendant in front of me.

See Jiang Chen's gestures clearly and listen to his words.

The audience in the live broadcast room scratched their heads.

"Damn, this is not called bargaining, this is called murder!"

"That's right, let alone a piece of white jade, even if it's a piece of jade, it won't come down!"

"Glass? Plastic ones won't come down!"

"Based on my experience in selling jade for more than ten years, although the quality of this piece of white jade is average, it costs two to three thousand yuan at the place of production, plus the labor freight and the price, and at least four thousand yuan in the factory. The jade carving master in the factory hollows out such a jade pendant by hand. , at least two days, and the manual cost is at least 2,000 yuan. That is to say, after all the costs, this piece of jade is worth at least 6,000 yuan. In this store, it is impossible to not have 8,000 or 9,000 yuan!"

"Haha, Jiang Chen, the jade pendant worth four or five thousand yuan, is worth one yuan? Wait until the boss beats you!"

"I'm sure I won't be able to escape this time, Jiang Chen finally fell!"

The audience in the live broadcast room were all gloating, waiting to see Jiang Chen get beaten up.

It's no wonder they are like this, because the knife just now is comparable to the Dragon Slaying Knife.

Anyone who changes it will be angry.

Sure enough, it was as the audience predicted.

The human spirit Liu Changfu's face darkened.

Snatch back the jade pendant from Jiang Chen's hand.

He said coldly: "One dollar? Even if I smash it, I won't sell it to you!"

"Where do you four go back and forth? The small shop is small and the profit is small, and it can't serve the four of you.

have to say.

It makes sense for the shopkeeper to be named Liu Changfu.

Wealth can only grow if we live in harmony.

Although Liu Changfu was already furious.

I can't wait to punch Jiang Chen with "Bang Bang".

But he still calmed down, he didn't say anything excessive, let alone make a move.

Fat Di, Boss Yang, and Chen Ping saw the boss kicking people out.

Turn around and get ready to go.

Jiang Chen had no intention of leaving.

Instead, he smiled and said, "Boss, let's discuss, can you sell me for one dollar?"

Liu Changfu said coldly; "One yuan, even if I pay you a price, I won't sell you!"

Jiang Chen said: "Then what if I have to buy it for one dollar?"

Liu Changfu laughed and said: "If you really bought it for one yuan, either I'm dead, or you're just daydreaming.

Jiang Chen smiled lightly and said: "Well, I don't believe in evil, so I will try!"

Liu Changfu was also bored and didn't continue to drive people away.

Instead, he smiled and said, "Try it, try it, if you really convince me, from now on, as long as you like the things in the store, they will all cost one dollar!"

This remark was originally a joke, and it made fun of Jiang Chen's inability to experience himself.

But the stupid and silly Fatty didn't know the difference.

Said to Jiang Chen: "You must work hard, besides this jade pendant, I also fancy several other things!"

Seeing Fatty's silly appearance.

Both Boss Yang and Chen Ping turned their heads.

I don't want to embarrass myself with her.

The audience in the live broadcast room even laughed.

"Damn it, I'm dying of laughter, Fatty actually takes it seriously!"

"Fatty is so cute, the boss is going to die of anger after hearing this!"

"Is Fatty treating the boss as a fool?"

"Have you ever heard a sentence, never argue with a fool, he will pull your IQ to the same level, Fatty is just directional manipulation, ready to pull the boss's IQ to the same level as hers, so that Jiang Chen can bargain success!"

"Fuck, what do you mean? You mean Fatty is an idiot?"

"I didn't say that, you said Fatty is a fool!"

"Those who say my family is Fat Di will be killed even if they are far away. Where is Alice?"

"Alice combined, teamed up and killed!"

"Alice combined, teamed up and killed!"

"Alice combined, teamed up and killed!"

In an instant, the screen in the live broadcast room was distorted again.

Antique shop, Liu Changfu sneered in his heart after hearing what Fatty said.

But he said in his mouth: "Want to buy cheap goods? That's good! It depends on whether your boyfriend has this ability!"

Fatty heard that this was an irony.

His eyes lit up, and he patted Jiang Chen's shoulder lightly.

Big voice: "Jiang Chen, you can, you can do it, you are the fattest!"

As soon as these words came out, Boss Yang and Chen Ping could not recognize the doctor's voice.

Boss Yang smiled and said, "Fat Di, is it because the last sentence someone cheers you up is that you are the fattest?"

Only then did Fatty wake up, and quickly changed his words: "Jiang Chen, you are the best!"

Fatty made such a fuss.

The original tense atmosphere was gone.

The antique shop restores its original atmosphere.

Liu Changfu's anger and hostility also disappeared a lot.

He only thought that the man and three women in front of him were young people who had just graduated.

I'm not going to continue screwing with this group of people!

In line with the idea of ​​making money with harmony.

Liu Changfu said: "Okay, I won't talk to you about useless things anymore, you should do what you should do!"

Jiang Chen said: "Boss, don't go anywhere, I still want to talk to you, let's bargain!"

Liu Changfu stared and asked, "What? Are you done yet?"

Jiang Chen said: "Boss, you just said who wore the white jade pendant?"

Before Liu Changfu could speak.

Fat Di interjected: "He said that Qianlong gave it to his concubine, what a liar.

Liu Changfu said coldly: "So what? I'm not alone in the antique business. Selling antiques is all about eyesight."

"If you really believe the seller's words, you can only say that you are a stick!"

After hearing this, Fat Di, Boss Yang, and Chen Ping were furious.

"Boss, aren't you lying? How can you do business like this?"

"Boss, just say how many people you cheated!"

"Boss, you are too rude!"

The words of the three women obviously have no effect on Liu Changfu.

He didn't argue, just kept sneering.

At this time, Jiang Chen said: "Boss, do you know what you are doing?"

Liu Changfu said coldly: "What behavior? I am Jiang Taigong, a fishing volunteer who took the bait!"

"It's up to you to buy or not, and I didn't buy or sell by force, did I?"

Jiang Chen said: "You are involved in false propaganda, according to the provisions of the Consumer Law, you will be fined more than three times.

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and said to Fatty and the others:

"Just now, he said how much is this jade pendant?"

Heard triple fine.

The eyes of the three of Fatty are all bright.

Boss Yang said: "He said that the jade pendant is worth 3,888,888!"

Jiang Chen said with a smile: "I'm not very good at math [how much is the main double penalty?"

As soon as the voice fell, Fatty took out his mobile phone.

Bring up the calculator inside and press it non-stop.

"The total fine is 11,666,664!"

After Fatty finished speaking, he turned the screen object to Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen looked at Liu Changfu, and said calmly: "More than ten million yuan, I wonder if you can afford it?"

Liu Changfu let out a big laugh and said, "Do you really think I'm trying to scare you? You say I'll sell it for 100 million and I'll sell it for 100 million? You say I'm promoting Qianlong as Qianlong? Who are you scaring?"

Jiang Chen didn't argue with him, and pointed to the photography team wandering by the door.

He laughed and said, "Did you see that bag under his arm? To tell you the truth, it's a video camera, everything you said was recorded!"

This time, Liu Min was dumbfounded.

I thought Jiang Chen and the four were professional counterfeiters.

If this matter gets out, let's not talk about a fine of more than 10 million yuan.

The reputation of himself and the antique shop is over.

At that moment, Liu Changfu changed his appearance.

Said: "Little brother, can you open the Internet, it is not easy for me to open a small shop, you can use this money to buy cigarettes and have a meal!"

After speaking, he took out a stack of big bills from his pocket, and prepared to settle down.

Jiang Chen waved his hand and said, "I don't want your money, and I'm not the kind of person you think.

Liu Changfu was stunned for a moment, then said: "Then what do you want?"

Jiang Chen said: "Since you know you're wrong, it's no problem to discount this jade pendant by 40!"

"The original price is 10,000, 30% off, 30% off, 900 yuan can't be more!"

After hearing this.

In order to preserve the reputation of himself and the store.

Liu Changfu gritted his teeth, nodded and said, "Okay, you can take the nine hundred yuan!"

Take nine hundred of ten thousand things.

The audience in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded.

Who knows, Jiang Chen waved his hand and said: "Don't worry, I'll ask you, boss.

"How much is your purchase price for this jade pendant?"

It seems to be to express grievances.

Liu Changfu sighed: "You are also an expert. To tell you the truth, the purchase price is 8,700 yuan, and I have held it in my hands for almost four years."

"In the past four years, the interest alone has been hundreds of thousands!

Jiang Chen said with a smile: "The purchase price is 8,700 square meters, how dare you sell it for 388 square meters? I will have a good discussion with the Bureau of Industry and Commerce and Prices on this matter!"

After hearing this, Liu Changfu became very anxious.

He grabbed Jiang Chen and hurriedly said:

"Brother, don't! The Industrial and Commercial Bureau and the Price Bureau are here, and my shop must be closed!"

"What do you really want? Just give me a quick word!"

Jiang Chen said with a smile: "Well, you can give me another discount."

"30% off, 30% off, 900 things, now it's worth 81, right?"

Liu Changfu has already confessed.

Furthermore, nine hundred and eighty-one are no different to him.

Nodding to Jiang Chen.

Who knows, it's not over yet.

Jiang Chen continued: "Boss, there are too many impurities on your white jade, it's almost defective!"

"In this way, I don't dislike it either, you give me another discount!"

"Thirty percent off, thirty percent off, the eighty-one jade pendant is now worth seven yuan and twenty-nine cents."

"I was right!"

Liu Changfu nodded again.

Jiang Chen said again: "Look, this jade pendant has been pressed for four years, and it has delayed you a lot."

"Early in the morning, we will help you deal with the backlog of inventory."

"You're making a discount."

"30% off, 30% off, seven yuan and twenty-nine cents, after the discount is sixty-five cents."

"In this way, round up and make up the whole, I bought this jade pendant for one yuan!"

As soon as these words came out, the tens of millions of viewers in the entire live broadcast room were all dumbfounded.

After listening for a long time, it seems that there is nothing wrong with buying this jade pendant for one yuan!.