Live Broadcast: One Sentence At The Beginning Of The School Flower Crying

Xu Muge did not respond to your questions and discussions.

Just said he was going to read the email.

The trend of the barrage changed immediately, it was all love, love, hurry up or something.

After all, it's their favorite part.

After waiting for half an hour, more than 13,000 new emails have been sent to Xu Muge.

He read at random, as he had done before.

first letter.

Pretty brief.

"Brother Mu, I like a girl in our class. She's beautiful, she studies well, and she plays the piano well. It can be said that she has both wisdom and beauty, and she has talent, but I dare not chase her. What should I do?"

Xu Muge smiled.

"Is it just that you don't dare to chase? Isn't it because she is too good that you are too mediocre and feel that you can't catch up with her?"

Points+1000

Xu Muge rested his chin in his left hand.

"Actually, liking a girl who is too good does make people feel a certain sense of inferiority. If you want to chase but don't dare to chase, I can teach you a way to solve this problem."

His words made Lou Zhanlei and the others prick up their ears, because they also had similar problems.

I also want to know what Xu Muge's method is.

Xu Muge said: "You can open her circle of friends and find her photos. If you don't have friends or photos, you can ask for her from someone who has friends with her."

"Then, you just look at her photos and rush, once a day, for half a month."

"After she sends you a message, you don't even bother to look at it, because you feel that you have already played it, and you are tired of it, so you will not feel inferior. This is also a psychological suggestion."

Lou Zhanlei, who was drinking water, directly sprayed it out.

Yan Li, who was climbing through the stairs to the bed, almost fell down.

Pei Houwang, who was lying on his phone playing with his phone, didn't hold his phone firmly and hit him in the face.

A screen full of question marks in the live broadcast room.

"???"

"When I put three question marks, it means that it is not me that has a problem, but you."

"Is this a method that people can come up with? As expected of you!"

"A pervert of mine thinks you are perverted."

"Although it feels a little bit reasonable, it's too outrageous!"

"I told my friend about this operation and he wanted to try it."

"I also want to try it. Don't get me wrong. I mainly want to try this method, whether it is feasible or not, purely to help everyone verify."

Xu Muge's ingenious brain circuit always amazes everyone and leaves them speechless.

Let people call Wocao.

He didn't take it seriously and continued to look for the second email to read.

"Brother Mu, I recently found out that I don't like my girlfriend so much. I chased her because I was captured by one of her eyes. I was a little impulsive."

"Now I find that we are not very suitable, so I want to break up with her, because I don't think it's suitable for me, I'm still together, I feel uncomfortable, and I feel sorry for her, but I don't know if I should do it, you Can you help me think of a way?"

Xu Muge took a sip.

He said in a rather flat tone: "It's possible that she doesn't like you either, and also finds that you are not suitable. If you break up with her, maybe she agrees directly without even thinking about it."

"People, you can be confident, but you must also have a certain amount of self-knowledge. Don't think too much of yourself."

Points +999

The third letter.

"Brother Mu, I found a pattern, and I don't know if you have this situation."

"It's just that the more I deal with the opposite sex, the more she likes me, but when I care about a opposite sex, she loves me and ignores me."

Xu Muge said: "Is there a possibility that you are perfunctory to people who like you, and all you care about are people who don't like you."

Points +886

So real! !

Subsequent emails were relatively normal.

Xu Muge read it for half an hour, ready to read the last one, and then went to play the game.

This one is quite simple, with only one sentence.

"Brother Mu, I saw my girlfriend on someone else's bed the day before yesterday, what should I do?"

Xu Muge smiled, spread his hands and said, "Why are you asking me, she's not in my bed."

Pei Houwang, who was relatively close to him, couldn't hold back, and he couldn't stop laughing. His bed swayed as he laughed.

"Brother Mu is really showy! My stomach hurts when I laugh."

"Laughing to death again, fifteen lives left."

"When can I be as good as Brother Mu."

"There is no hope in this life, this is a unique talent."

"Wocao! My wife and I were watching Brother Mu's live broadcast. Before we both laughed, a man's laughter suddenly came from under the bed. Let's not talk about brothers, I'll go to work first."

"Don't be impulsive, brother, murder is against the law."

"Why tell us? We don't have a daughter-in-law."

Xu Muge's email reading session tonight was particularly showy.

There are even other anchors watching.

For example, Sister Zhou, a dumb bride.

When Xu Muge finished reading the email and said she was going to play the game, she hurriedly posted a barrage.

"Brother Mu, can you bring me a piece? I'll be your assistant when you play LOL, and you'll be your mobile resource library when you play Chicken."

Xu Muge said, "As a support for me? Isn't that making my game more difficult?"

Points +233

It means that I am very naive! !

Zhou Shuyi said: "I'm the one who assisted Uzi and the king! And before, the king taught me a lot of support skills. As long as you don't hit your rank, it's fine."

Xu Muge sighed, "That's fine."

Points +145

What the hell is your reluctant tone! Are you so unwilling to double row with me? !

Really pissed off!

Zhou Shuyi even regretted it a little, and shouldn't have played games with him.

But thinking about how handsome and good he is, let's just bear with it.

Everyone's tolerance for beautiful women and handsome guys is indeed higher.

However, they have one thing in common.

The audience wants them to be dumb and doesn't want to listen to them.