Live Streaming! This Parrot is so Beautiful

"Little parrot, can you understand what I'm saying?"

Zhao Rongrong asked in surprise.

But Lu Yuan didn't speak.

He can pretend to be crazy and sell stupid, but he can't really respond to Zhao Rongrong.

If he really said it, and could understand what Zhao Rongrong said, it would probably cause unnecessary trouble.

After all, no animal has ever truly understood what humans say.

The most intelligent animals in the world can only understand a few simple command words from the human mouth after a long period of training.

Lu Yuan didn't want to attract the attention of the bigwigs because of being too high-profile, and lock him up for research...

Seeing that Lu Yuan did not respond, the netizens in the live broadcast room were also relieved.

"I'm just saying, how can a parrot understand human words?"

"It must have been a coincidence just now, parrots must not be able to communicate with humans."

"However, this parrot is already very beautiful."

"Anchor, continue to teach parrots to speak!"

...

Zhao Rongrong didn't think much about it and started teaching Lu Yuan how to speak in a serious manner.

"Little parrot, I'll say something later, and you can say something along the way, okay?"

Hearing this, Lu Yuan wanted to give this girl a roll of eyes.

Treat him like a three-year-old!

"What is good to teach..." Zhao Rongrong pondered.

As an anchor, or in the process of live broadcast, of course she does not dare to teach bad things, nor does she know those.

After thinking for a moment, Zhao Rongrong suddenly said, "If you have it, let me teach you a poem!"

"Cough! Cough!"

Ignoring the ridicule of netizens in the live broadcast room, Zhao Rongrong began to read poetry:

"The bright moonlight in front of the bed, Xiao Wu, read quickly!"

In fact, Zhao Rongrong did not have much hope for live teaching parrots.

Because she has no experience at all!

It was only at the request of netizens that she did this.

Although she didn't know much about parrots, she also knew that it was very difficult to teach parrots to learn a human language.

Unexpectedly, her little parrot actually learned...

"The bright moonlight in front of the bed... I suspect it is frost on the ground. I raised my head to look at the bright moon, and lowered my head to think of my hometown."

Not only did Lu Yuan learn it, but he also finished reading the entire poem under the watchful eyes of many netizens!

His pronunciation is not precise, but it is also wonderful, and he deliberately shakes his head, which has quite a flavor, making netizens both surprised and happy.

"What the hell? This parrot actually learned it? Will it answer it? I have memorized the entire poem..."

"Cowhide! One word is correct!"

"Routines! It's all routines! It must have been taught by the anchor in advance!"

"Anchor, send it to school, don't delay your child's college entrance exam!"

In fact, Lu Yuan has been paying attention to the live broadcast room.

Seeing the netizens' barrage, Lu Yuan secretly smiled.

Where did this go? Shocked you?

Then, under the gaze of thousands of pairs of eyes, Lu Yuan spoke again:

"The meaning of this poem is: a girl named Mingyue took off her nakedness in front of the poet (the bright moonlight in front of the bed), her skin was as white as frost on the ground (suspected to be frost on the ground), the poet looked up and looked Looking at the bright moon girl (looking up at the bright moon), bowing her head but thinking of her far away wife (looking down at her hometown)... This poem reflects the poet's conflicted mood when he is a wandering man, wandering alone, looking for flowers and asking willows!! "

quiet!

Silence!

Netizens were stunned!

Zhao Rongrong was also stunned!

Even the super tube hidden in the dark was staring at the computer screen like a ghost.

After a while, the barrage in the live broadcast room erupted like a flood! !

Thousands of netizens are frantically posting barrages!

Those lazy cancer netizens who were diving were also blown up by Lu Yuan's misunderstood poetry...

"F*ck, I just heard it right!"

"Show! There's such an explanation for this Quiet Night Thought?"

"This parrot is so f*ck show, it makes my scalp tingle!"

"Mom asked me why I was kneeling to watch the live broadcast..."

"I have seen countless old drivers drive, but the parrot drives, and drives so steadily, this is the first time I have seen..."

"Kneeling and kneeling, I feel that my college degree is not as good as a parrot!"

"It's the first time I know that there is such an explanation in "Silent Night Thought", I have gained a lot of knowledge..."

"As a doctoral student, I've already thrown myself into the ground!"

"Parrots can't be so smart, someone must have taught him!"

"Anchor, did you teach it? I didn't expect that under your innocent appearance, there is actually the heart of an old driver?"

"DiDi, drive, drive!"

"Even if someone taught it, this parrot can remember so many words, which is quite awesome!"

"f*ck, I'm getting off the bus, this is not a car for kindergarten!"

"I've become a fan, this parrot will be my idol from now on!"

"+1 upstairs!"

"Haha, I knew this parrot is unusual. The video recording function has just been turned on, and I will make a short video and send it to Douyin!"

"Damn it, is it too late to start recording now?"

...

The barrage in the live broadcast room is simply in full swing.

Densely packed, all are bullet screen fonts.

The live broadcast room that is obviously only popular with thousands of people, the number of barrages literally exceeds that of the popular anchor of 100,000 people.

As the host of the live broadcast room, Zhao Rongrong, her pretty face was full of stunned expressions.

Zhao Rongrong is really dumbfounded!

She swore that she had never taught Xiao Wu such a dirty interpretation of "Silent Night Thoughts".

Such an explanation was the first time even she had heard of it.

And the parrot has been at home...

So, where did the little parrots learn these fallacies? ?

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