Longing for a Life: a Four-year-old Zombie

.............."Hey"

Teacher Huang pretended to be an old man and shouted loudly into the microphone.

"Is it the mushroom house? I want to order."

A yin and yang strange voice sounded on the other end of the phone, obviously, this guy was covering up his original voice.

"Why do you want to order a dish, which one is it?"

Teacher Huang asked in a serious dialect.

"I don't order food, I order it"

On the other side of the phone, he said deliberately with words.

"Pfft! Hahahaha."

Mr. He couldn't help laughing, and pointed at the phone with a proud face. It was obvious that Mr. Huang was so whole, and the other party showed his tricks, so that Mr. He could hear the other party's body.

"It's not that you order food, it's that you order food, then it's not that you order food. I'm just a silver lining. Even if you don't wake up in the middle of the night, you're making a fool of yourself."

Teacher Huang smirked and said very seriously.

"Hahahahaha, Mr. Huang is too cute."

"My mom, I finally fell asleep, and I'm full of energy now."

"Excuse me, when I was walking on the street in the middle of the night, I suddenly burst out laughing, will I be taken online as a madman and wait!"

"I'm sorry upstairs... I've already called the police."

"Am I the only one who thinks Mr. Huang's local dialect is very standard?"

............."Haha, Mr. Huang, please stop teasing him.

Chichi, don't pretend, so I can tell it's you."

Mr. He hurriedly cleared the siege, it was getting late, such a phone call would definitely disturb the group of children upstairs to rest.

"It's Chi Chi"

"My God, it's my brother Chi! I didn't hear Brother Chi's voice."

"A good man is me, and I am Zeng Xiaoxian!"

"Brother Chi is coming to the mushroom house, it's so lively, I'm looking forward to it!"

"Super brother coming?"

"If Brother Chao is with Brother Chi, then the mushroom house must not be demolished."

"Hahaha, the truth is upstairs!"

............."Mr. He, you're boring, let me tell you."

Teacher Huang said with some disappointment.

"Okay, Chi Chi, do you want to order something?"

Teacher He waved his hand and asked with a smile.

"Hahahahaha."

Chi Chi found out that she was out, revealing her signature laugh.

"Mr. He, Mr. Huang, I want to eat eel rice."

"Isn't this eel rice too wrong for you, do you need some high-end dishes?"

Mr. Huang asked through gritted teeth.

"Is there any, but I'm really sorry that it's too much trouble, I'm more frugal, and eel rice will do.

Of course, if you have lobster, you can get a lobster sashimi or a seafood pot."

"By the way, is there a cold beer? I only drink whole-wheat beer, eat seafood, and drink cold beer. This is the life I yearn for."

The person on the other end of the phone laughed arrogantly.

"Well, I'll wait for you at the mushroom house."

After Mr. Huang finished speaking, he hung up the phone without waiting for a response from the other side.

"Hahahaha, Mr. Huang is relieved, children are ignorant."

Teacher He burst into tears, and hugged his old waist and forced his smile to comfort him.

"Children are ignorant, have you ever seen a child who can play soy sauce?"

"Okay, eel rice, lobster sashimi, or seafood pot, right? Our mushroom house has never been stingy, I'm afraid he won't be able to eat it and walk around."

Teacher Huang put his hands on his waist and said with a sneer.

"I'm starting to worry about this comrade now. Since the first season of the show, I have never seen Mr. Huang so serious."

Mr. He acted as a commentator and said seriously.

"I feel sorry for Chi Chi, it seems that Teacher Huang is really angry."

"I feel a strong killing intent!"

"This is a life variety show, so nothing too terrible should happen."

"That's impossible to say, Ao, making Huang Laoxie anxious, he can do anything!"

Starlight, waning moon,,, insects, wind.

When the lights go down, the mushroom house returns to tranquility.

Everyone falls into a beautiful dreamland.

Xiaoqing curled up between Teacher He and Teacher Huang, the corner of her mouth, wondering what she was dreaming about.

Big Mao, Little Black, Little Green, all together, left a burst of purring in the yard.

Suddenly, Big Mao woke up suddenly, its eyes stared straight at the middle of the yard, its sharp fangs were exposed, and it kept roaring in a low voice.

The sound awakened Xiao Hei and Xiao Lu, and they looked towards the middle of the yard in unison.

After a while, a faint black mist rose up in the courtyard.

The color of the fog was getting darker and darker, and finally it condensed into a human shape.

The human figure slowly turned into a solid body, and he stared straight at the second floor of the mushroom house.

At the moment when he condensed into a solid body, the surrounding space seemed to be frozen, even Xiao Hei and the others became stone statues, with their mouths wide open, they couldn't even make a sound.

At this moment, a small figure rushed out from the second floor of the mushroom house like lightning.

Xiaoqing exudes a thick black gas all over her body, and slams into the shadow.

After a muffled sound, the strong impact knocked everything in the yard of the mushroom house to the ground, including the... wooden pavilion, which collapsed at this moment.

"Quack quack, that old man really loves you, and he still has such a strong corpse aura after losing his memory! It's a pity, it's a pity, no matter how strong you are, how can you be such a little thing that you can't even remember who you are!"

The voice of the shadow is like the evil spirit that came out of the nine secluded hell, hoarse and scary.

"Who are you do you know me?"

Wen Qing stared at the shadow and asked in a tender voice.

"Yes, how could I not know you and you also know me, it's a pity, you don't remember anything!"

"Want to restore your memory, give me your corpse qi, and I will let you restore your memory.

Plus, I can make you a human being, a real human being."

The black shadow stared at Xiaoqing and said with a serious face.

Chapter 498 The Dragon Protector Clan!

"Let Xiaoqing become a human being Xiaoqing is a human, why should he become human?"

Xiaoqing's little face was full of doubts.

"Quack quack, you actually forgot what you are"

"Interesting, interesting! I'm really curious, what the hell was that old guy thinking, he gave you everything, but left you to fend for himself in this deep mountain and old forest!"

"Have you ever seen someone who can live for a thousand years? Have you ever seen someone drink blood? Have you ever seen someone with fangs?"

Black Shadow couldn't help but asked with a loud laugh.

At this moment, two shadows suddenly appeared out of thin air, each holding a long sword, and slashed towards the shadow without saying a word.

The long sword shone with silver-white light, like lightning that ripped apart the night sky, swept away towards the shadows like destroying the sky and destroying the earth.

The black shadow instantly condensed with black mist, raised his hands and went straight to meet the two swords.

After the sound of a golden collision, the bodies of the two shadows were knocked upside down by the huge force and flew out.

And the huge shadow also stepped back a few steps, "The Dragon Protector Clan! You guys are not dead yet!"

The huge black shadow roared in shock.

Those two shadows didn't say a word at all, and after stabilizing their bodies, they turned into two streams of light and attacked the huge shadows again! "It's really annoying.

flies! Kill me!"

The huge black shadow roared, and its body actually swelled in a circle again, and it rushed towards the two shadows wrapped in the black fog.

As if inspired by something, Xiaoqing's eyes burst into two red lights, and her body grew up quickly. After a while, she turned into a 20-year-old and [-]-hole beautiful boy.

However, his pale face was a little scary.

In mid-air, three black shadows collided together, and the sound of the collision was incessant.

"stop!"

The grown-up version of Xiaoqing snorted coldly, and a black mist shot out from him, turning into a black giant dragon, and charging towards the three black shadows fighting together in the air.

After the dragon incarnated by the black mist collided with the three figures, it knocked them all out.

The huge black shadow groaned and disintegrated directly in mid-air, turning into black smoke and disappearing into the air.