Longing for a Life: a Four-year-old Zombie

"Mr. Huang, I'll light a fire for you!"

Chi Chi volunteered and said.

He looked left and right, looked up and down, and at present, only life is the most comfortable job.

"You want to make a fire, you make a fire."

Teacher Huang, who was about to start a fire, put down the firewood in his hand again and asked suspiciously.

"Yes, it has been professional fire for [-] years, you can rest assured when you leave it to me."

Chi Chi said, while taking the match from Teacher Huang's hand, he grabbed a handful of dry wheat straw for the fire, lit it and stuffed it into the stove.

Immediately afterwards, he grabbed five or six pieces of wood that had been chopped and threw them in.

When this one went down, the flames that had looked quite vigorous were extinguished in an instant.

Chi Chi's eyes widened, she took out the firewood with a dissatisfied face, and threw a handful of straw into the stove again to light it.

However, after the wood was thrown in, it instantly went out again.

"Hey, I'm still fighting with you!"

Chi Chi said in disbelief.

Twenty minutes later... Chichi's face was flushed, his forehead was covered with dense beads of sweat, and his face was stained with a lot of black charcoal ash.

"Hahaha, okay, okay, Chichi, I'll come."

Teacher He couldn't help laughing and patted Chi Chi's shoulder.

"No, Mr. He, I'm going to fight it today! Today it's either dead or I live, don't stop me!"

Chi Chi said with an unconvinced face.

"Okay, next time you can do it again.

Waiting for you, we've all starved to death."

Teacher He said with a smile.

Chi Chi stared and moved his mouth, but did not speak.

There is no way but to admit it.

"Ignite fire, don't rush to put up the firewood, leave a little space in the middle so that the air can get in.

You throw the firewood directly into it, the air won't get in.

You still held the flames down, can they not go out?"

While talking, Mr. He lit a handful of straw, and then put a few pieces of firewood into a small wooden frame.

After the wooden frame was set up, Teacher He threw a handful of straws into the stove again.

A few minutes later, the firewood was lit, and Teacher He added a few more pieces of firewood.

Chi Chi looked at Teacher He with a look of admiration, and said sincerely: "Mr. He, you are too amazing.

Sure enough, ginger is still old and spicy."

"Ginger is still old, spicy and tender, and stronger than you! If you have the ability, you can compare with Xiaoqing:."

Teacher He glared at Chi Chi with dissatisfaction.

"Mr. He, we don't bring such a blow to people.

Comparing a five-year-old with me is a serious insult to me!"

Chi Chi said with a serious face.

"Chichi, you are not convinced"

Mr. Huang didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, stared at Chi Chi with a smile but not a smile, and asked with a teasing face.

"Yes, I'm not convinced!"

Chi Chi said very shyly.

"That's fine, if you're not convinced, you can choose whatever you want and compare it with Xiaoqing:.

As long as you can win, you don't have to do anything in the mushroom house, we will definitely treat you as a servant!"

"Hehehe."

Teacher He couldn't help snickering.

Mr. Huang glared at Mr. He and motioned him to keep quiet.

Chichi glanced at Xiaoqing, and said in her heart, "Mr. Huang, Mr. He, it's not good for me to bully a child."

"No, no, you didn't bully the children, just say what you are better than."

Teacher He quickly stopped laughing and said seriously.

Chapter 510 More than math!

Chi Chi felt that things were going a little weird, even if he was beaten to death and thrown from the yard, he couldn't believe that he couldn't even win against a child of a few years old.

Therefore, Chichi said seriously: "You are forcing me! It seems that I won't be able to restrain you if I don't show my strength!"

"Agreed in advance, no matter what...

What do I compare to Xiaoqing, you can't help Xiaoqing, otherwise, the game will be invalid!"

"Row!"

Teacher He said without hesitation.

Chi Chi still looked around in disbelief. Although he was puzzled, it didn't seem that there was anything abnormal.

"Well, let's start simple.

As the saying goes, if a gentleman speaks his words or does not act, let's have a literary comparison first!"

"The first test is better than mathematics! I will give the questions first. If Xiaoqing can answer my ten 10 questions, even if I lose, so what?"

Chi Chi said arrogantly.

"than math"

Teacher He was taken aback for a moment. Although Xiaoqing has shown great wisdom these days, her mathematical talent has not yet been revealed.

"Xiaoqing, Uncle Chichi wants to compare mathematics with you, can you?"

Teacher He asked a little worriedly.

"You can duck."

Xiaoqing nodded her head cutely, just like a normal person.

"Okay, please listen to the question!"

"Xiaoqing, please pay attention, how much is 32++!"

Chi Chi stared straight at Chu Tian and asked.

It's a simple question, but for a kid who probably didn't even go to first grade, it's a very difficult problem.

Chichi is not stupid. This is one of the most popular variety shows. If he is too diligent in the competition with a child, he will not be drowned by the audience's spit stars.

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Xiaoqing didn't even think about it, she opened her mouth to answer.

The smile on Chi Chi's face instantly froze, and he frowned.

He calculated two again below, and then he was sure that Xiaoqing's answer was fine.

However, although this first pass is lost, the momentum cannot be lost.

So, Chi Chi deliberately said with a wicked smile: "Okay, kid, it's amazing!"

"Then let's make it harder, are you ready?"

Chi Chi itself is from an entertainment show, and his ability to adjust the atmosphere is naturally not weak.

Therefore, under his leadership, the mushroom house does have a very serious atmosphere.

"Ready!"

Xiaoqing said in a milky voice, and waved her hands a little excitedly.

"Okay, please listen to the question!"

"++++ equals how much!"

Chi Chi asked seriously.

This question is many times harder than the first question.

The first question, it seems that the number is relatively large, but 32+ is equal to an integer, which is relatively easy.

This is a question that Chichi deliberately came up with, just... I don't want to embarrass Xiaoqing too much.

And the second question was raised by Chichi, and he doesn't know the answer now.

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Xiaoqing answered without thinking.

Chi Chi was stunned, stared straight at Chu Tian, ​​and asked suspiciously, "Xiao Qing, did you answer this question randomly?"

Even so, he still took out his phone for the first time.

Not only him, more than half of the people in the mushroom house took out their mobile phones and started to figure out this problem.

Chi Chi just entered two numbers, then raised his head and asked blankly: "What is the problem I just had?"

"++++."

Xiaoqing said.

"Is it"