Longing for a Life: a Four-year-old Zombie

Teacher He widened his eyes and said with a look of surprise.

"Hahahaha, this kid is too real.

You...snacks, enough for our mushroom house for half a month."

"Old Yellow.

What do you see if you are not convinced or not, talk to Xiaoqing"

Teacher Huang asked with a smug smile on his face.

The old man's face was turning green.

The self-sufficient life program is so good this time with so much to eat.

Even if you don't eat, you can't starve to death just by eating snacks, what is self-sufficiency? Of course, Lao Huang dare not say such words now.

Old Huang's death-defying serial drag is enough, and Xiaoqing, a cute little guy who doesn't pay for his life, is staring at him. The most terrifying thing is Xiaoqing's millions of mother fans.

If Lao Huang dared to forcibly confiscate these... snacks at this time, he felt that he would definitely be scolded by Xiaoqing's millions of mother fans in the hot search tomorrow.

"No, I don't know what you all like to eat, I just bring a little, I want you all to taste it."

Pearl said seriously.

"It's a little bit, hahahaha!"

Teacher He couldn't help laughing.

"That's fine, let's be safe when you come! Let's just chat, drink tea, and eat snacks for the whole forum."

"Daughter, go and pour me a cup of tea."

Teacher Huang said with a comfortable face.

"Yeah! This snail meat is really good! The taste is just right, and there is no sand at all. This snack is really made with care!"

Mr. Huang picked a snail with a toothpick and put it in his mouth, chewing it and saying.

"This little octopus is also delicious. It's not as chewy as many small squid snacks, but it is also not lacking in chewiness.

And this taste, definitely not the kind...frozen squid can match."

Teacher He also said while eating.

Chapter 544 Have you changed careers to become food and broadcasters?

"This dried sweet potato is really delicious, the sweetness is just right, and it is fragrant and glutinous.

The most important thing is that the sugar content in dried sweet potatoes is very low, and eating a little more is not afraid of gaining weight."

He said with a satisfied look on his face.

"I'm going to sue the teacher, Mushroom House eats snacks during class!"

"Mom! Did I enter the wrong live room? I'm watching a life program, how can it become a food broadcast?"

"Ah ah ah ah ah! I want to lose weight! Heart goddess, how can you be so swollen?"

"No way, I'm going to the whole bowl of instant noodles!"

"Upstairs, please eat a bowl for me!"

"I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry!"

"Sell guinea pigs for five dollars apiece and three for ten dollars."

...... "Have enough to eat, drink enough, have a good day, easy!"

Teacher Huang put his hands on the ground and said with a satisfied expression.

"When we're full, let's exercise and play a game."

Teacher Ho suggested.

"It's good to play games, it's good to play games! Let's play with legs! Brother Chi, do you want to challenge me?"

Peng Peng said with a little excitement on his face.

Mr. He and Mr. Huang laughed and said nothing. There was no way. In the mushroom house, as long as they played games, Peng Peng was definitely the one who was tortured.

After finally finding an opportunity to abuse vegetables and show it in front of the goddess, can he not be excited, "What is a leg-clamping game...the one that is very popular on the Internet...the one with legs, bowing, waving...dancing?"

Chi Chi asked with a lack of interest while peeling off the almond wood.

For Chi Chi, his philosophy of life is to never stand, and never sit if you can lie down.

Can you eat snacks and play games? "Hahahahaha! No!"

Peng Peng jumped up excitedly, put the chair in orderly, then sat on the chair by the door, and said with a small face: "Brother Chi, sit across from you, then hold your legs, as long as you can Break it apart, even if you win."

"So childish!"

Chi Chi said with a disgusting smile.

"Not childish, Brother Chi, don't you dare to challenge me!"

Peng Peng said arrogantly.

"Hey, what I said, there is no word for dare not in my Chen Chichi's dictionary!"

Chi Chi was agitated by Peng Peng, put down the almond in his hand, clapped his hands and sat opposite Peng Peng.

"I'm breaking my leg now, as long as I can break it, even if I win, right?"

When Peng Peng was ready, Chi Chi asked.

"Yes, Brother Chichi, you have to do your best."

Peng Peng said confidently.

After Peng Peng finished speaking, Chi Chi easily opened her legs.

At this moment, the smile on Peng Peng's face seemed to freeze, and then slowly dissipated, with a look of no love on his face.

At this time, the program team kindly wrote a close-up to Peng Peng, and then added the text, "Who am I, where am I, and what am I going to do" "Hahahahaha!"

Everyone in the mushroom house collapsed to the ground with a smile.

"Mr. Huang, let's come."

Chi Chi easily won Peng Peng, a bit of confidence bursting.

"You are going to challenge me"

Teacher Huang asked in disbelief.

"Yes, I'm here to smash the field."

Chi Chi nodded arrogantly.

"Chichi, are you sure it's too late to regret it now, otherwise you won't be able to come down to the stage if you lose."

Mr. He didn't think it was a big deal to watch the fun, and deliberately said in a provocative tone.

"It doesn't exist. In my Chen Chichi dictionary, I have no regrets at all."

Chi Chi waved his hand and said very boldly.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Peng Peng, who was in a state of suspended animation just now, came to life at once, and laughed with schadenfreude on his face.

"Okay, challenge me, okay."

Teacher Huang nodded, came to sit opposite Chi Chi, and sandwiched Chi Chi's legs with his legs.

"Mr. Huang.

are you ready"

Chi Chi asked quite arrogantly.

"Yes, you can start anytime."

Teacher Huang said calmly.

"Then I'm welcome!"

"Open to me!"

Chi Chi roared loudly and exerted force on his legs... As a result, Mr. Huang's legs didn't move at all, and the old man was actually there: leisurely nibbling on melon seeds.

"Cough cough, I underestimated Mr. Huang's strength just now, let's do it again."

Chi Chi is a little embarrassed to explain.

"Open to me!"

Chi Chi let out a loud roar, and slammed his legs out.

However, Mr. Huang's legs remained motionless.

"Hahahaha! Hahahaha!"

Peng Pengxiao burst into tears.

"Wait a minute, wait a moment, I must be opening it the wrong way, I'll change my tactics."

"Mr. Huang's leg muscles are relatively developed, so I shouldn't fight him head-on! I need to exert force slowly. As the saying goes, boxing is afraid of young people. I can completely use my endurance to offset Teacher Huang's strength."

"This is science, everyone must be like me, after failure, learn to find scientifically effective methods, remember?"

Chi Chi looked at the camera and explained seriously.

"Are you all ready? Now is the time."

After Chi Chi finished speaking, her legs began to exert force slowly.

"Ah oh..."

"Ah oh..."

"what......"