Longing for a Life: a Four-year-old Zombie

"Leave the little work of chopping wood to me, and I promise to chop all the wood clearly."

Chi Chi said confidently.

"Chichi, don't be careless, this firewood is not...that easy to chop.

You must take care of your own safety."

Teacher He said with a serious face.

"No, Mr. He has to risk his life if it is hard to chop firewood: you are so bad, you are trying to scare people, they are very timid."

Chi Chi said with a smirk on his face.

Chi Chi's words made everyone get goosebumps.

"Okay, okay, Chichi, please forgive us."

Teacher He said with a wry smile.

Not only Mr. He, but also Mr. Huang, who has always been serious, couldn't help but shook his head with a wry smile.

"Chichi, can we talk properly.

We're a serious food show!"

Teacher Huang patted Chichi's shoulder and said.

"I'm also a very decent person, okay?"

Chi Chi said solemnly.

"Hehehe, okay, let's not make trouble."

"Then what, Chichi, this is really not a joke, you try to chop a piece of wood first, Peng Peng, show you brother Chichi."

Teacher He held Xiaoqing in one hand and waved towards Peng Peng with his right hand.

"it is good."

Peng Peng nodded confidently, then rolled up his sleeves and walked to the pyre with vigorous steps.

Peng Peng picked up a piece of log from his side and placed it on the wooden pier, holding the handle of the axe in both hands, and chopped it down smoothly.

After a muffled sound, the log split into two.

Immediately afterwards, Peng Peng picked up the half log and, like a gourd painting a scoop, split the half log into two halves again.

"I will, I can do this."

Chi Chi said with a smile, and came to Peng Peng quite confidently.

"Brother Chi, be careful, just aim at the wood."

Peng Peng handed the axe to Chi Chi, and said with some anxiety.

"Don't worry, Brother Chi will do things properly."

Chi Chi said confidently.

However, as soon as he raised the axe, all the onlookers around him fled.

Including the cameraman's eldest brother, he put the camera directly next to Chi Chi, turned and ran to hide behind the grass next to him.

Teacher He just ran out a few steps when he remembered Xiaoqing, turned around and picked up Xiaoqing and ran all the way back to the fuzzy room.

Big Mao, Little Black and Little Green, who were sleeping, felt something was wrong, and they all moved to the corner.

The little family quietly stuck out their heads from the nest to take a look, and then shrank back in horror.

"Hahahaha, I'm a motherfucker, is Mr. He trying to laugh at me to death?"

"Mr. He's turning around is so handsome, hahaha, this expression is too real."

"Come on Chi Chi, I think you can."

"At my ex-girlfriend's funeral today, I couldn't help laughing. Now her family is staring at me, what should I do? Wait online, I'm in a hurry!"

"Upstairs, this is your seventh time attending your ex-girlfriend's funeral, right?"

"Bah, scumbag!"

"Sell squirrels for five dollars and three for ten dollars."

After a while, the originally bustling courtyard was deserted, and only Chi Chi was standing there holding an axe.

Chichi's heart is bitter, but Chichi.

The main problem is that it's useless to say it! The current situation is like this, strength speaks for everything, and only when the piece of wood in front of you is completely solved, can Chichi earn back the seedlings.

Therefore, Chi Chi's originally cynical face became: extremely serious, he raised his axe, shouted loudly, and with an indomitable momentum, slashed towards the log.

I just heard a bang... The wooden pier under the log actually split into two halves.

And the log is still standing there intact.

At this moment, a crow flew over the mushroom house and made a piercing chirping.

"quack...quack...quack...quack..."

"Pfft! My God, poor Mudun, has escaped the destruction of countless people, and has withstood countless days of wind and sun, but has not escaped Chichi's poisonous hand!"

Mr. He hugged Xiaoqing and looked at Chi Chi through the window, unable to help laughing and complaining.

"Chichi, forget it, you don't need to split the wood, I suddenly found that the wood is enough."

Teacher Huang said loudly to Chi Chi through the crack of the door.

"No way! I, Chen Chichi, didn't give up on what I was determined to do.

Today I got into trouble with this piece of wood, and today I have him without me, and I have him without him!"

Chi Chi's eyes widened, staring straight at the piece of log, and said murderously.

"Brother Chi, come on!"

"Brother Chi, I'm optimistic about you."

Peng Peng and the others were quite loyal enough to cheer for Chi Chi, but while they were talking, they retreated into the room.

Chapter 570 The traffic in the live broadcast room exploded!

Chi Chi glanced at the mushroom house and gritted her teeth helplessly.

The bullshit you blew up, you have to continue to pretend to be crying.

No way, maybe my millions of fans are watching it in the live broadcast room.

Chi Chi swung the axe again and smashed it down with a roar of blessing.

Hearing a bang, the axe failed again, but this time it fell to the ground, directly smashing a hole in a floor tile in front of Chi Chi! "Okay, okay, Chichi, don't chop wood.

Mr. Huang is joking with you, we have enough firewood!"

Teacher He hurried up and said with a wave of hands.

Seeing that Chichi is not the material for chopping wood, if he chopping like this, something will happen sooner or later.

"Chichi, please help Teacher He.

Enough firewood, we're the last day of the show, we don't need that much firewood."

Teacher Huang also quickly rounded up the field.

After more than half an hour, a table of fragrant rice was placed under the gazebo.

"Today is the last day of the show. Thank you to the staff. Thank you to all of us who came to the mushroom house. Come, let's toast together."

"I wish all the villagers to be safe and happy.

I wish all the staff the best of luck.”

"I wish sister Zifeng a successful study, and I wish Xinxin, Qiqi, Pearl, Chichi, and Peng Peng a successful career and prosperity!"

Mr. He held an enamel cup and said loudly to everyone.

"Thank you Teacher He, thank you Dad Huang."

Zifeng said with tears in her eyes.

"Thank you Mr. He, thank you Mr. Huang, and thank the program team for giving me this opportunity!"

Kiki also choked up and said.

"Hey, let's call it a successful completion, this is Gao, why are you crying?"

"It's okay to be reluctant to let me go, we will have more opportunities to cooperate in the future."

Teacher Huang also held up the cup and said with a joking expression.

"Wuwuwu, I can't bear to be Xiaoqing."

Zifeng couldn't help crying.

"You little girl, can you give me face? Can you take me with you when you say you can't bear it? It's embarrassing."

Teacher Huang said solemnly.

"Hahaha, Teacher Huang is jealous."

Teacher He laughed recklessly.

The two old foxes sang together, so that the original faint sadness of parting was suddenly diluted.

"Ah ah ah ah, this season of the show is just over"

"No...I can't live without Xiaoqing!!!"

"The show crew can't be so cruel! If I don't see baby Xiaoqing for a day, I will lose sleep!"

"Strongly request the program to be extended! Can I be a member?"

"+, I strongly demand that the show be extended, even if there is no performance, just living a country life as simple as that, I love watching it!"

"Woooooo, please, please, please, the program team, please, please, please extend the program. It's better to shoot one season of the program for a year!"