Longing for a Life: a Four-year-old Zombie

Zifeng laughed heartlessly.

Chi Chi's embarrassed old face flushed, and she looked at Teacher Huang weakly.

However, on previous shows, I used to be crushed by Mr. Huang's IQ.

"Let's do it this way, we can save it."

"There are snails in the creek behind the village, crayfish and fish in the fields, and bamboo shoots in the mountains."

"When the time comes, I will make a stir-fried snail and a spicy crayfish. These are all hard dishes with barbecue at night markets!"

"Fish and bamboo shoots can be roasted, and then we can use yogurt to go to the villagers' homes to exchange for some rice, as well as some chives and green peppers."

"For more than 2 yuan, it's still okay to buy [-] catties of mutton. Isn't that about the same?"

Teacher Huang said fearlessly.

"If it doesn't work, let's replace the meat with the villagers. Anyway... We have a lot of yogurt, and if it really doesn't work, we can add two boxes of thin rice."

Teacher He deliberately exaggerated.

"That can't be, let's not go too far.

Look at Lao Huang's face, it's almost wrinkled."

"It's not Lao Huang, we're not breaking the rules. What is the purpose of our show? Self-sufficient rural life?"

"Let's live in the countryside, it's not too much to borrow some vegetables from neighbors to get a few corn. If you say that I can't do this, you must do everything by yourself. This is not village life, you are living in seclusion, then I There is no way."

Teacher Huang said seriously.

These words are directly... The old Huang is set up, and there is no room for him to refute at all.

"No, Mr. Huang, yogurt and rice noodles, that's for the show temporarily."

Lao Huang's face was flushed, and he hummed for a long time before he could say a word.

"What you said about the sponsorship of the program team is also right, what is it, Xiaoqing, baby, hey, look here."

"Let Xiaoqing knock on the door in a while, and let's go empty-handed.

I think Xiaoqing's action, let alone a few stalks of corn, can bring back the big fat pig from the villagers."

Teacher Huang stared at Xiaoqing and said confidently.

"But that's not good, it's not easy for the villagers. It's not very authentic for us to ask for something empty-handed."

Teacher He said with a frown.

"What we want to do is to live the authentic rural life. The show team doesn't let us bring things. This is also a matter of buying methods."

"The villagers are simple and don't play with their hearts like the show crew, let's go get something first and make money tomorrow.

I'll buy something to send to them."

Teacher Huang said solemnly.

These words turned Lao Huang's flushed face completely the color of a pig's liver.

"No, Mr. Huang, Mr. He, that's not what I meant."

"Then what, why don't you bring some yogurt and rice water?"

The old man said with a helpless expression.

"Hahahahaha, I haven't seen Mr. Huang and Mr. He practicing their hands to bully Lao Huang for a long time."

"Old Huang don't cry, Lao Huang hold on!"

"As long as our teacher Huang thinks, there seems to be nothing that can't be done."

"Old Huang, we are not Mr. Huang's opponent, so let's not fight against Mr. Huang?"

"I feel so sorry for Lao Huang."

"By the way, what about... the brother who sells squirrels?"

"I don't know, squirrels can't sell, so I'm depressed."

"Sell squirrels for five yuan and three for ten yuan!"

"Fuck, your fuck off, it's not the name of Brother Squirrel!"

...... "Okay, let's arrange the work."

"Mr. Huang and I are responsible for borrowing things and purchasing, Chichi and Xinxin are responsible for digging bamboo shoots.

Peng Peng, Zifeng, Qiqi, and Pearl are all in charge of touching the snails, as well as catching crayfish, "Chichi, you don't need to dig too many bamboo shoots, two are enough.

I'll go help Peng Peng and the others."

"It's past two o'clock now, we'll finish this before we order......

The task is very arduous, everyone cheers."

Teacher He said with a smile.

"I don't think it's a big problem. Catching fish and Peng Peng Zifeng are all familiar."

"Besides, there are little black and big hairs to help."

Teacher Huang said lightly.

"Can Xiaohei Da Mao still catch crayfish?"

He asked in surprise.

"Hahaha, Xinxin, don't you want to be so upright? You said you like our show so much, you don't even know about these two master fish catchers, Little Black and Big Hair."

Teacher He couldn't help but ask with a smile.

"I...I filmed a while ago, so I haven't watched much this season..."

Li Xinqiao said with a blushing face.

"Just kidding, look at this little blushing."

"Okay, Xiaoqing, let's go, let's go shopping!"

Teacher He said lightly.

"Mr. He, Mr. He! Xiaoqing can't go!"

Kiki shouted quickly.

"What's the matter, Qiqi, you want to take Xiaoqing for a while...you can't bear it"

Teacher He asked sarcastically.

"Little black and big hairy, they only listen to Xiaoqing's words.

If Xiaoqing leaves, we, we... I'm a little scared."

Qiqi lowered her head and said with a look of embarrassment.

"Ouch, I forgot about this!"

"Baby Xiaoqing, do you want to catch fish with Sister Qiqi and the others, or do you want to go to town with Dad He?"

Teacher He asked patiently.

".

Sister Qiqi is afraid, Xiaoqing wants to protect Sister Qiqi."

Xiaoqing glanced at Qiqi and said with a serious face.

"Ouch, the baby is amazing, you can protect Sister Qiqi!"

Teacher He said with a doting face.

"Xiaoqing, thank you, you are my sister's knight!"

Kiki said happily.

"Xiaoqing, you also have to protect Sister Pearl, Sister Pearl is also afraid."

Pearl said a little unwillingly.

"Good duck, Xiaoqing also protects Sister Pearl, Xiaoqing is amazing!"

Xiaoqing nodded seriously.

Chapter 591 Zifeng scared the little girl into tears!

"My mom!!!! Xiaoqing is too cute."

"Wuwuwu, the warmest Xiaoqing in the world, the best Xiaoqing."

"Ah, ah, it's so cute! I really want to hug Xiaoqing and kiss her bitterly!"

"Wake up upstairs, okay, my son is still underage!"

"That's my son, okay can you give me a face?"

"Fight! Fight!"

"Take advantage of the chaos to steal baby Xiaoqing."

... "Okay, Xiaoqing will go touch the snails with Peng Peng."

"Qiqi, I'll give you baby Xiaoqing, I must take good care of him."

Teacher He said with some reluctance.

"Okay Mr. He, I will definitely take good care of Xiaoqing."

When Qiqi spoke, she gently took Xiaoqing's hand.

"Mr. He, I will also take care of Xiaoqing."

Pearl took Xiaoqing's other hand a little unconvinced and said very seriously.

"Then I can rest assured, okay, it's getting late, let's go early."