Longing for a Life: a Four-year-old Zombie

"Then you'll find out that by the time the show is over, you've gained a few pounds!"

"Ah ah ah, upstairs, we are still good friends if we are not so upright!"

"Crispbread, freshly baked shortbread!"

"Dalang, get up and drink your medicine!"

... "Okay, this bamboo shoot roast is almost cooked, Peng Peng, you have a taste."

Mr. Huang quickly flipped the piece of meat over, then looked at Peng Peng and said with a helpless smile.

"Gudu, Mr. Huang, let Brother Chichi taste it, Brother Chichi is a guest."

Although Peng Peng swallowed his saliva greedily, he still said sensible.

"Okay, Peng Peng, now that he is so sensible, he has resisted the temptation of delicious food!"

Teacher He said with a smile.

"Okay, you, you are polite when you should be polite, and you are not polite when you should not be polite.

I'm letting you taste if it's cooked or not, you can still let the guests taste it for you."

Teacher Huang said mercilessly.

Peng Peng smiled awkwardly, but no one would care about this kind of joke.

Taking the chopsticks handed by Mr. Huang, Peng Peng picked up a piece of meat and put it in his mouth.

Everyone stared straight at Peng Peng, trying to get an evaluation from his mouth.

But Peng Peng's mouth didn't make any sound except...chewing ceaselessly.

"Hey, this child, how delicious is it, just say a word!"

Teacher Huang asked anxiously.

"delicious!"

Peng Peng finally swallowed the meat, nodded and said.

"You arrogant child, you don't care about what you eat. I thought I didn't cook well."

Teacher Huang glared at Peng Peng and said speechlessly.

"Hahaha, you did a great job.

Pumbaa doesn't have time to talk at all, is it Pumbaa?"

Teacher He gave full play to the style of a peacemaker and laughed and joked.

"Oh, hey, seeing how delicious Peng Peng is eating, I'm drooling, I'm not polite, I'll try a piece first!"

Teacher He said with a rather exaggerated expression. After speaking, he didn't dislike Peng Peng. He picked up the chopsticks in his hand and put a bamboo shoot in his mouth.

"My God, what kind of fairy taste is this? It's too delicious."

Teacher He covered his mouth, widened his eyes, and said with a shocked look on his face.

"Old He, your acting is a bit too clumsy, isn't it true?"

Mr. Huang stared at Mr. He and asked with a wry smile.

"Really, if you don't believe me in our decades-long relationship, come on, you believe in Pearl, come on Pearl, and you have a taste."

Teacher He said with an angry look on his face.

After speaking, Teacher He took a piece of meat and put it in front of Pearl.

"Mmmmmmmmm, delicious, this is too delicious."

Pearl's scalded face was deformed a bit, but she couldn't help chewing quickly.

"Gudong."

Peng Peng couldn't help but swallowed again.

"Okay, stop staring at it, isn't it just for you to eat?"

Teacher Huang glanced at Qiqi and the others, and couldn't help but say with a smile.

In a few minutes, the meat slices and bamboo shoots in the pot were eaten clean.

Mr. Huang made a few more pots, and it was obvious that the speed at which he cooked bamboo shoots was far less than the speed at which a group of monkey children could eat.

After half an hour, the meal was over.

Everyone was leaning on their chairs, all looking helpless.

"Oh my God, we seem to be a little too good to eat"

Teacher He touched his stomach and said happily.

Chapter 660 Greasy Uncle Peng Peng!

"Not a little, but a lot."

"A total of three catties of bamboo shoots, we bought three catties of pork belly, and each one ate a crucian carp.

Then there are at least five or six pounds of vegetables."

Teacher Huang said with a smile.

"My God, in this way, on average, each of us here eats more than one kilogram of food, nearly two or two kilograms,"

Teacher He widened his eyes and said with a look of surprise.

"Peng Peng also ate two bowls of rice."

Teacher Huang added with a smile.

"Peng Peng, is your stomach uncomfortable? Do you want to drink something to strengthen the stomach and digest the food?"

Teacher He stared at Peng Peng and asked worriedly.

"Mr. He, you don't have to worry about my brother. My brother once ate a roast chicken that weighed more than 2 pounds."

Zifeng said seriously.

"The real and fake 2 pounds of roast chickens are all meat!"

Kiki said suspiciously.

"Besides...roasted chicken, my brother also ate a whole dragon fruit and a bottle of drink.

Vegetable salad doesn't count."

Zifeng said unceremoniously.

"It's really good to eat me, a whole roasted chicken, a whole dragon fruit, and a vegetable salad, which is enough for me to eat for three days."

Pearl's eyes widened, and she said with a look of disbelief.

"I believe this. You remember the last time I made Guilin rice noodles. Peng Peng ate two bowls."

Teacher He couldn't help but smile.

"Pearl, you are still too young.

Let me tell you, Peng Peng is still performing normally, if he is performing exceptionally well, he will just have some barbecue, and we will have nothing to do with us at all."

Teacher Huang couldn't help but smirk and said.

"Hahahahaha, Lao Huang, in this episode, we Peng Peng are idols now, and we also have idol burdens."

Teacher He couldn't help laughing and said.

"Mr. He, we can't edit this live broadcast."

Pearl said casually.

"Goose goose goose goose goose, silly girl, Mr. He is just... lip service, he deliberately teased Peng Peng."

Teacher Huang couldn't help but laugh.

"Peng Peng, take a break, and then go for a walk, really."

"Otherwise, you will gain a few kilograms of weight this season. Didn't you say that you took on an idol drama? If you don't... lose weight, you will become a greasy uncle."

Teacher He said seriously.

"Yes, brother, you really need to lose weight.

When the show started this season, you said you wanted to lose weight, you said you wanted to do it."

Zifeng also nodded seriously.

"Okay, in a while... I'll chop wood."

Peng Peng nodded honestly.

"You can also chop wood, and you can use the muscles in all parts of your body."

Teacher He said.

"Old He, about the merger of the two programs, have you thought about how to do it?"

"These two shows are not the same type at all, don't make them nondescript,, then I'm sorry... the audience."

Teacher Huang asked in a small talk.

"I have communicated with Lao Huang and the happy director Wang about this. Now there is only a general direction. The specific arrangement and some details need to be polished."

"Mushroom house and joy combined into one, the difficulty is really high."

Teacher He nodded and said.

"I think it's very simple, doesn't every episode of Joy invite some show's creative team as guests, and then make some games or something?"

"Exactly, this issue of Joy is to invite us as guests.

Just inquire about the threshing ground in the village as a show, and we can just play the game of plucking carrots or catching fish."

"I think as long as Xiaoqing is there, the show will be perfect."

Peng Peng stared at Teacher He very seriously and said.