Lu Mingfei challenges FGO

68. Chakhetis City at Night

Dreams are the embodiment of a person's subconscious mind, so after sneaking into them, it is possible to see outrageous and exaggerated things.

Lu Mingfei didn't know what Eliyi was thinking, but at least Lu Mingfei himself was ready to see all kinds of horrific scenes of blood and flesh flying like those in B-level horror movies, and he was ready to go to places like " Go into the horror-style world of games like "Bloodborne" and "Demon's Souls".

He has even thought about what he is going to do - such as using the invincible iron fist of Star Platinum to blow up all the monsters and monsters.

But Lu Mingfei never expected that he would see such a scene in front of him——

There is nothing like the expected dark medieval scenes and bloody scenes.

Instead, there is a bright and prosperous metropolis with flashing spotlights.

After Lu Mingfei and Eriyi came to their senses, they arrived at a place that seemed to be in a certain maglev train. Through the window, they could see the colorful night view of the metropolis outside, which made people's eyes hurt.

A sci-fi metropolis - it seems wrong to say this. The city and trains displayed in front of Lu Mingfei are filled with virtual projection advertisements and the like. Although the first impression gives people a sci-fi style, but If you think about it carefully, this level should be called 'near future'.

Lu Mingfei couldn't help but think of Ridley Scott's old movie "Blade Runner".

By the way, this feeling seems to be called cyber? Or is it cyberpunk?

Lu Mingfei couldn't help but think so when he looked at the various mechanized features that existed more or less on the other passengers in the carriage.

Lu Mingfei was completely confused about the situation. He could only hold Eli Yi's hand tightly amidst the strange looks of others around him, and silently found a seat where he could see the scenery and sit down.

Then wait for support from Chaldea.

After a heated discussion on the Chaldean side, they unexpectedly came to a conclusion quickly.

Kadok first explained to Lu Mingfei that just now they almost had to cut off communication with Lu Mingfei. Kadok did not brag about his heroic performance, but simply explained the cause of the accident.

"In the process of deepening the contractual connection between you and Elizabeth, we discovered the problem hidden in it. The contractual connection between you and Elizabeth is not one person, but two people."

"There may be two reasons for this situation, either your previous contract was interfered with by a third party, or - there are two Elizabeth Bathorys appearing in the French Singularity, and between these two Elizabeths The connection between them is very close, so you and Elizabeth signed two contracts at once."

"Do you think that's the case?"

Lu Mingfei thought for a moment, and two Charlemagne, two Martha, and two Lu Mingze came to mind and he decisively chose the second option.

Chaldea also thinks so.

The Witch of Despair may be Elizabeth, but the previous Witch of Despair in the sky is not the same person as the one Lu Mingfei picked up later.

I guess it’s the difference between ‘Elizabeth in her youth’ and ‘Elizabeth in her adult years’?

On this basis, the Chaldean commanders came to a result.

As we all know, the Heroic Spirits are existences that transcend time and space. Since heroic spirits can be summoned in the past and present, it is natural that they may also be summoned in the future.

It is generally believed that the same heroic spirit will not have the memory of the last time after repeated summons.

But Elizabeth may be a special case.

For example - yes

A certain Elizabeth was once summoned in a certain cyberpunk-style future world. If she retained the memory of that era and then emerged from the French Singularity again, then her dream would be in this style. make sense.

Chaldea guessed so.

Then he sent the latest news here to the Holy King——

To Chaldea's expectation, the Holy King and Charlemagne sent the same message almost at the same time.

""Ah, this is true, it is the Holy Grail War of the Moon that took place in 203X. ""

It turns out that you two are the kind of special cases who have retained memories of the future! ?

The Holy King and Charlemagne found it surprising and strange that Elizabeth could retain her memory.

Charlemagne continued to play dumb, and the Holy King briefly explained that the Holy Grail War took place in the distant future—to be precise, it was a future world in a parallel world.

Commonly known as the 'Holy Grail War of the Moon'

In that world, a battle royale of 128 heroic spirits + 128 electronic hackers took place on the moon to compete for the universal wishing machine.

After the magic in that world declined severely, the result was that the new era of 'electronic hackers' inherited the de facto identity of magicians.

It was a world where programmers = magicians.

The Holy Grail War that took place on the moon did not actually take place on the moon on a physical level.

The entire moon of that world is equivalent to a planet-scale super-huge computer. Electronic hackers convert their souls into code cities and sneak into it. They undergo selection tests in a virtual world where a large number of NPCs live. Those who can successfully summon heroic spirits Then you will be qualified to participate in the Holy Grail War of the Moon and become the Master of the Holy Grail War of the Moon.

This Holy Grail War of the Moon has happened many times in that world. When the Holy King and Charlemagne were active, the Holy Grail War has ended several times. The latest one was between Red (Nero), Blue (Tamazo Mae), White ( The fight between the three Heroic Kings (Attila) seems to have eventually evolved into a super robot war with aliens in a parallel world, but let’s not mention those things for now.

That's probably the story.

Because there were so many participants, almost all the heroic spirits had participated in the Holy Grail War of the Moon, but there were very few who could carry that memory with them.

Elizabeth had naturally participated in it, and seemed to be unexpectedly active in it. Although according to what the Holy King knew, Elizabeth almost without exception lost in the middle every time.

"Of course you have not traveled to the world of the Holy Grail War of the Moon now. It is just because Elizabeth has retained the memory of that time, so the content of her dreams is mixed with these elements. No matter how fancy it looks, what we have to do is still nothing. Change."

Da Vinci had a headache. She rubbed her temples and concluded:

"Although it's all a mess, we only need to find Elizabeth in the dream, implant 'love and hope' into her, and wake her up."

That's right.

No matter how fancy it is, this is just Elizabeth's dream.

It is impossible for the dream to completely restore what happened in the world of the Holy Grail War of the Moon, and it will definitely be filled with Elizabeth's personal prejudices.

for example:

Lu Mingfei and Hui Liyi carried the virtual projected advertisement on the suspended train together.

The content of the ad seems to be seeking votes or something.

There are three candidates, one is a red girl who looks like King Arthur Artoria, her name is Nero Claudius?

That famous Roman tyrant?

So you are also a woman?

Then there is the blue kimono fox girl Tamamo Mae, another misfortune. Oh no, this one is not a girl. This one was Chineseized in other games. People are originally female.

The last white one is Attila? Who? etc! Could it be Attila, the ‘Scourge of God’?

grass! Why are you also a woman? ?

Lu Mingfei began to seriously doubt whether the historians of various countries in the world were blind.

If this continues, it won't be surprising to him even if someone tells Lu Mingfei that Master Tripitaka is a woman.

Even if this campaign method makes Lu Mingfei feel full of flaws, let's call it a campaign, but the actual content is different no matter how you look at it.

"Idol election?" Lu Mingfei whispered. The videos of Japanese idol election events that he had accidentally seen on video websites came to mind.

Chaldea felt that this must have been contaminated by Elizabeth's own subjective thoughts.

In Elizabeth's mind, does idol = president?

Lu Mingfei recalled the process of getting along with Elizabeth.

It is hard to imagine that Elizabeth, the serious and serious person, is such a free-spirited person in her heart.

After listening to it, Lu Mingfei felt that this person named Nero sang quite nicely. Although from the perspective of historical records, Nero should be the exact opposite type.

However, the historians were all blind, and even those with such big breasts could be said to be men, and they might also be deaf, so the records were wrong.

Shaking his head, Lu Mingfei took Hui Liyi and got off the train.

"[Welcome to the night city of Chakhetis]"

There are definitely a lot of electronic sounds in science fiction works. This element is so classic. It just felt a bit familiar to Lu Mingfei, a bit like Vocaloid's beautiful girl synthesized voice.

Eriki looked around like a curious baby, stretching her neck from time to time, as if she wanted to get close to the colorful shops around her, but was afraid to leave Lu Mingfei's side.

Although it's all virtual, this may be the first time for Eri to 'leave home', right?

Where did you come from as a purdah lady?

Lu Mingfei actually wanted to let Eliyi go shopping like this, but unfortunately he couldn't. Although it was in the spiritual world, time was synchronized with the outside world. Lu Mingfei had to seize the time to find Elizabeth. After waking up Elizabeth, he could start from there. Questions about the Witch of Despair were revealed in her.

This may hold the key to defeating the Witch of Despair.

Lu Mingfei's eyes swept across various colorful billboards - because of the cyberpunk style, these advertisements were naturally projected virtually.

There were all sorts of messy stuff, most of which were related to the sex industry, so Lu Mingfei couldn't help but look at it a few more times. Of course, Mr. Lu swore that he had no random thoughts and was just trying to find words related to Elizabeth.

Sure enough, I still have no clue.

I have absolutely no idea where to start looking.

If there is anything worth paying attention to on these messy billboards, perhaps it is that in addition to the three idol campaign members, there is a woman whose picture has the highest frequency of appearance.

She was a tall, plump, mature woman who always wore a wine-red dress that looked like blood, with silver-gray hair.

Various stories about her appear very frequently, so she should be an important local figure, right?

Because he couldn't understand the words here, and the translation machine in the spiritual world couldn't operate, Lu Mingfei could only stand in the middle of the road with Eliyi, waiting for the translation and intelligence analysis from Chaldea.

Standing stupidly, they naturally attracted the attention of the people around them, and people gave them strange looks. Lu Mingfei didn't feel it at first, because it was not like he had never experienced similar things.

Once upon a time, the toilet lid at my aunt's house was broken. She was reluctant to pay someone to repair it, so she planned to buy a toilet lid and fix it herself. The task of buying a toilet dwarf naturally fell on Lu Mingfei's head.

It happened that Lu Mingfei's bicycle broke down at that time, and his aunt could not give him money for a taxi, so Lu Mingfei could only take the bus. It was a weekend and there were many people. He held a toilet lid and waited for the bus to be crowded. Lu Mingfei on the bus was naturally surrounded by onlookers.

It's like looking at rare animals in a zoo.

After that experience, Lu Mingfei's already thick-skinned attitude went even further, to the point where he could say "I don't care" to almost any shameful behavior.

But after standing for a while, Lu Mingfei suddenly realized that the thing he was holding in his hand was not the toilet lid, but the beautiful girl Eri's clothes.

There seemed to be some people looking at me with strange eyes, pointing and making what seemed like a phone call.

Only then did Lu Mingfei realize how suspicious he and Eryi were now.

Emma, ​​I'm afraid she won't be taken as a kidnapper. Although Eri is older than him, she has a cute and cute temperament as a boudoir, so it is not surprising that she is misunderstood.

Lu Mingfei had no choice but to hold Hui Liyi's hand and come to a milk tea shop selling milk tea, planning to pretend to be a young couple or something.

Although he couldn't understand the foreign language spoken by the milk tea shop owner, nor could he read the words on it, Lu Mingfei still pretended to listen to the boss's endless introduction, looked at the certain language symbols on the brand, and pretended that he Picking.

At the same time, I was urging frantically in my heart: "What are you doing? Brother useless brother, please don't play with me at this time! Is it so difficult to get a temporary translator?"

"Normally it's easy, but there's something wrong with the words in this dream world!"

"What's the problem? Is Elizabeth from Hungary or Austria? Don't we in Chaldea support the language of her hometown?"

".No"

When Kadoc said this, his expression became very subtle.

"We in Chaldea naturally support the Hungarian language, but the Hungarian language in this world is full of various grammar and wording problems. If you insist on me to translate it for you - such as the best-selling model introduced on the brand in front of you Milk tea, its name is 'Potianji Tianxie Eye Ice Cream'."

"What the hell?" Lu Mingfei was dumbfounded.

"'Potian Ji Tian Xie Eye Bing Le'"

"Can you please translate for me, what does 'Potian Ji Tian Xie Eye Bing Le' mean?" Kadok rolled his eyes angrily.

Lu Mingfei was speechless.

"Oh, by the way," Kadok added, "Although a lot of the messy news content has not been translated, the name of the woman in the red dress that we all care about has come out. She seems to be the 'Night Chahedis' The lord of the city is called 'the cold-blooded lady who doesn't understand passion at all'."

Lu Mingfei: "."

Lu Mingfei felt that he could understand the pain in the head of the person responsible for translating.

Fortunately, although the words here are completely incomprehensible, the sounds can be understood. I don’t know what the logic is, it’s quite messy.

Kadok's face was full of pain and depression: "It feels like someone gave me a program and asked me to help him study how the code he wrote randomly can run successfully, crazy! How the hell do I know pigeons? How do you fly by shaking your head from side to side!?"

Lu Mingfei thought that maybe this investigation really shouldn't be rushed. Otherwise, he might as well take Eli Yi around and treat it as a trip.

Let's wait for Chaldea's analysis results.

Lu Mingfei was a little lucky. Fortunately, the good-for-nothing senior brother, no, at this time, Kadok, who should be called 'the senior brother who picked the wrong talent and shouldn't be a magician', was powerful enough. If the communication with Chaldea was still interrupted, just relying on Lu Mingfei himself and the troubled Eli Yi really didn't know how to investigate.

[At this moment, something seemed to happen]

[1/3/5, classic gangster chat plot (vs. Eri Yi)]

【2/4,? Was it Lu Mingfei who was being accosted? 】

[6/7. Pick-up plot. But it’s friendly. “You seem to be in trouble? Do you need any help?” (A man asked Lu Mingfei)]

[8/9, Pick-up scene. But it’s friendly. “You seem to be in trouble? Do you need any help?” (A woman asked Eri)]

【10. Super expansion of chaos】

【1D10=4】

——Being accosted

Got accosted by a few cyberpunk style punks dressed as punks.

This is undoubtedly the most classic plot in romantic comedies. Its main purpose is to let the male protagonist increase the favorability of the female protagonist. However, the approach Lu Mingfei faced was a bit weird.

"Yo! You're a strangely dressed girl, how about your man lend us a hand?"

"Hoo ho ho, this handsome little guy, instead of spending time with this weird woman who looks expressionless and has a paralyzed face, how about we play with my sister?"

Lu Mingfei: "."

That's right, the person being accosted was Lu Mingfei.

The people who chatted with him were a group of dark-skinned hotties from the Shibuya style of cyberpunk.

Lu Mingfei fell into a completely incomprehensible confusion. Eriyi next to him actually started to ignite. He hugged Lu Mingfei's arm tightly, and a dialog box immediately popped up:

"[Sakura is mine! I won't give it to you! convex (艹三艹)]"

But naturally, the hot girls completely ignored Eri's statement and laughed and mocked:

"It turns out he's still mute!"

"Hahaha! Little girl, how much did you spend to hire this handsome guy to play with you?"

Lu Mingfei touched his face and felt a little strange. Could he be considered a handsome guy? Or is it that the preferences in this dream world are based on Elizabeth's preferences? Elizabeth likes his type?

Lu Mingfei not only didn't care, but also felt a little carried away, because although these hot girls made many gestures inappropriate for children, they were all very good-looking.

But Eriki doesn't think so.

Eriki was very angry, and she was so angry that she kept sending middle finger emojis. Who taught her these damn things? Who is responsible for education in Chaldea?

Lu Mingfei has not yet recovered from this happy trouble.

The three hot girls surrounding him looked at each other, as if confirming something, and then the one at the front took out a microphone?

"Then let's duel!"

The hottie licked her lips.

"If you lose, this man will belong to us tonight!"

The other guy with white hair next to him immediately burst out laughing: "Hey, are you too much of a bully? Comparing yourself with a mute? Hahahahaha."

Lu Mingfei and Eriki were stunned for a long time before they realized what they meant by 'duel'.

".Sing?"

←to be continued!

Although it sounds like a spoof no matter how you think about it, it is indeed a spoof. For example, Rider Camilla’s Noble Phantasm is a mechanical dog + a supercar or something like that (looking at the sky)

This is an official issue, not something I did randomly.