Lu Mingfei challenges FGO

74. Love runaway motorcycle ()

Just when Lu Mingfei's mind was filled with thoughts of "Oh my god, you're too stupid" and "You can't afford it, you can't afford it", he left the office as if he was ashamed and ran away, and ran to the square where the Fourth Army was stationed as his temporary base. have a bee in one's bonnet.

Oh, and at the same time, he was teased by Caddock, Roman, and Da Vinci of Chaldea on the communication channel.

Because he was too ashamed, Lu Mingfei even started to ask, "Why didn't Prelati tease me here too?", "It's great that my Mathew will not turn black and open the Shura field because of this", "Speaking of which? When I was thinking about where the Luta people were, why didn’t I see them?"

"Hey! Lu-luxi!"

Camilla's voice suddenly came from behind.

Lu Mingfei was greeting the soldiers of the Fourth Legion who were saluting him at this time. This shout also attracted the attention of Lucy who happened to be passing by.

Because the shout sounded like it was calling Lucy next to him, so Lu Mingfei didn't react and just felt that he wasn't calling him again.

However, Miss Camilla seemed to have noticed this, and used a Mizong Fist. Taking advantage of Lu Mingfei's unpreparedness, Miyazaki Hidetaka suddenly rushed behind Lu Mingfei, grabbed his hand, and dragged him away. He came back and pulled the confused Lu Mingfei in front of him.

Then, under the gaze of everyone, before Lu Haihuang, whose dynamic vision was unparalleled but only somewhat slow in responding to emotions, realized what had happened——

Forced to kiss.

Lu Mingfei's mind suddenly went blank, except [Fuck Emma, ​​it was still a deep French kiss! ? 】A few words roared in my mind. Although he didn't know what a deep French kiss was like, this was the feeling instinctively.

Everyone in Chaldea was shocked.

[Kadoc’s ‘shock level’: 1D100=90]

Kadok, who was just teasing in front of the screen, was so surprised that he accidentally dropped the hot tea. The hot tea spilled all over his crotch, making him scream and roll on the floor.

[Roman’s ‘shock level’: 1D100=9]

Roman was very calm. He said that he had long been accustomed to such small scenes. The reason why Kadok reacted so violently was because when he was in Fuyuki, Kadok didn't see the scene where Athena and Lu Mingfei were kissing and holding their heads to death. Passed out from exhaustion.

[Da Vinci’s ‘shock level’: 1D100=20]

Da Vinci reconsidered.

[Ma Xiu’s ‘shock level’: 1D100=80]

Matthew, who had always been indifferent, now twitched at the corner of his eye. The girl pressed her hand on his chest. The heartbeat rate was rising continuously, as if the power furnace was overheating. Some kind of complicated feelings came up. .

What is this feeling?

Before Ma Xiu could understand.

More excitement happened in front of the confused Lu Mingfei.

Parted lips.

After the deep kiss ends

Because she swapped bodies with Eliza, Camilla looked like a red-faced dragon lady. Although her face was so hot that it seemed like steam was rising, in this atmosphere, it was difficult for Lu Mingfei to associate her with the novel. The descriptive phrase "like a ripe red apple" is often used in this situation.

Lu Mingfei's characteristic of speaking in plain English as he became more nervous emerged again at this time. His voice was trembling a little: "What the hell are you doing all of a sudden? You are not a ripe red apple. You suddenly changed." Has it become a runaway steam locomotive?"

At this time, Chu Zihang may be needed to translate.

It's a pity that no one can think of this now. Everyone is more or less in shock, including Camilla herself, who is dominated by a sudden surge of impulse. The only person present who maintains sanity may only be that kind of person. Unscrupulous scumbag

Mozart smiled happily on the spot, conjured up a piano, and began to play extremely joyful and cheerful music, providing an extremely suitable background music for Camilla, who transformed into a love-driven motorcycle.

All the melon-eaters took their places in shock.

And Camilla's next actions did not disappoint the enthusiasm of all the melon-eating people.

Maybe this is a mature woman, different from the enthusiastic but shy girls Lu Mingfei has met so far, although she looks younger because she is using Elisa's body now.

Lu Mingfei even felt that perhaps the blushing expression was actually caused by Elisa, whose five senses were connected to Camilla's.

"Hello"

It was obviously less than five seconds, but the time from when the lips parted to when Camila spoke seemed to be extraordinarily long.

"Didn't you mention it before? Didn't you say that the marriage relationship between you and Matthew was half-recommended. Under the booing of the people around you, you got together in a daze because you couldn't think of a reason to refuse? Didn't you also say that you actually felt that in your heart? , Matthew, you two are more like brother and sister who have a mutual affection for each other than wives or anything like that."

Lu Mingfei was stunned: "Have I ever said such a thing?"

"You didn't want to blame me for your work. You complained indiscriminately before. It seemed that you accidentally drank too much while hanging out with Mozart. When I caught you, you were talking nonsense." Camilla said casually. road.

Lu Mingfei thought about it for a while. Although he had no impression, he had no reason to refute it. He felt that it would not be strange even if he said such a thing.

On the other hand, the melody of Mozart's music over there suddenly went out of tune for a moment, and the unscrupulous music demon laughed loudly, danced the cross, and the emotional soundtrack became more wanton and carnival.

"There are many women who have a crush on you. I have heard all your stories. You feel that it is mixed with family affection, guilt, brotherhood, etc. You are a person who goes with the flow, even in marriage. Likewise, when you teased me about the rumors about our relationship, I thought that people who 'really love you because they love you' probably don't exist."

Lu Mingfei's whole face was twitching: "As for saying that about me?"

"But! Even if you are such an emotionally slow idiot who is, in Su Xiaoqiang's words, the 'light novel hero', and even if no one is stupid enough to really like you - but I am not a human, I am the vampire Camilla !”

Camilla raised her voice and poked Lu Mingfei's chest with her slender fingers.

"What an unlucky coincidence! The person who likes you is not a human idiot, it seems! It's me!"

[The ‘impact’ of Camilla’s ‘confession’ on Lu Mingfei: 1D100=90]

Lu Mingfei. Faced with Camilla, who transformed into a love motorcycle, Lu Mingfei was bombarded with overly direct confessions, and his whole rationality seemed to fly into the sky.

As if to emphasize something.

Camilla seemed to feel that this was not enough. She stared at Lu Mingfei's neck, who was standing dumbly and didn't know how to react, recalling the place where her young self (Eliza) had bitten before.

Then he bit down on the left side of the neck in the opposite direction.

There was no pain, not even the instant stinging sensation during blood tests or injections. Lu Mingfei's mind was in chaos due to the severe impact. At this time, what was thinking in his almost shut down mind was "Ah, it's just like what is written in the novel." It’s the same as when a vampire sucks human blood. Not only does it not hurt, it actually makes people feel ecstasy. Does the saliva of a vampire really have the effect of that kind of medicine?”

Camilla, who has the ability to efficiently recover magic power through blood-sucking behavior, just took a small breath of Lu Mingfei's magic power.

After sucking, the way the female vampire's tongue licked the blood was not only not scary, but actually had a different kind of charm.

Although her body looks very young, the charm of a mature big sister is actually so damn sweet.

Lu Mingfei even felt that the other person's shy appearance came from Elisa, and it was Camilla who teased him like a big sister. Rounding up, could he be considered to be with two people at the same time? Lu Mingfei's vocabulary-poor brain couldn't imagine what words to use to describe this moment.

Camilla's teasing continued, and Xiao Xiaolu Mingfei couldn't control it at all, but - at the critical moment, it stopped abruptly.

"Although I really want to be with you, the body I have now belongs to Elizabeth, not mine, so I'll save it for the 'next time' we meet."

Then, Camilla turned around, did not run away, but swaggered, did those things in full view of the public, confessed loudly in full view of the public and the music of Mozart making trouble, and then turned around and left, returning. Went to the room.

Apparently he went back to handle the work for Commander Lu.

".Senior Brother"

Matthew suddenly said quietly:

"When did she say 'next time'?"

The dull Lu Mingfei didn't seem to have recovered from the "little deer bumping into each other" mood after being teased by his eldest sister, and he actually said subconsciously:

"night?"

Click!

Communication was interrupted suddenly.

Kadok, who had just been suddenly snatched away from the microphone by Matthew, looked at the porcelain cup that was crushed by Matthew with his bare hands with a distressed look on his face. Although it is a pirated blue and white porcelain tea set, it is one of the few daily necessities that can be considered 'expensive' for Brother Useless.

Mashu just stared blankly at the fragments in his hand.

[‘Inspiration’ required for ‘yandere transformation’: 1D100=24]

[Ma Xiu’s ‘inspiration’: 1D100=12 (You picked up a name, Lu Haihuang)]

Perhaps it was because what just happened in front of her also had a huge impact on her.

The confused Matthew didn't even realize the uneasy gray feelings in his heart, let alone understanding.

The people who eat melons are very much looking forward to this. Instead of worrying about Lu Mingfei, they are actually looking forward to it. Only Roman was a little worried about whether Matthew would cause problems like this.

Lu Mingfei just stood there stupidly, while the soldiers were whispering. Lucy blushed and said it was too exciting. In the end, Mozart ran over and dragged Lu Mingfei away and brought him to the dim room. in the corner.

Then he took out a stick-like object from somewhere that looked like a sex toy from a romance movie that Lu Mingfei had watched, with a satisfied and teasing mischievous smile on his face:

"Don't she feel that her body is not her own now, but her own when she was a child? Is it okay to use this? Believe me, if you invite her like this, she will definitely agree to spend a rich life with you. A night of fun and fun!”

Where did you heroic spirits learn such messy vocabulary?

Oh, I almost forgot, Mozart was not a serious person in terms of his life style during his lifetime.

Lu Mingfei glanced at the indescribable thing: "Where did you get this thing? It's obviously from the Middle Ages but it's mechanically powered?"

"Oh, I ordered it from Prelati's workshop."

"Ah, I'm sorry, it was the Saint Martha in me who said she couldn't stand it anymore, so she moved her hands." Lu Mingfei said suddenly.

Before Mozart could react, Lu Mingfei crushed the inappropriate thing with his fist, and then kicked him thirty meters into the air.

Although I vaguely feel that maybe what Mozart said is feasible.

But under the silent gaze of the Iron Fist Saint Martha inside his body, Lu Mingfei put away his random thoughts and planned to find a place to quiet down.

He originally wanted to say, "Why didn't you see Alta?", "Where did Alta go?", "If she had been here just now, this place would probably have burned and exploded on the physical level by now."

However, maybe he felt that Alta might be in Prelatina, or maybe after listening to what Mozart just said, he felt a little itchy and wanted to vent his anger on Prelatina.

Lu Mingfei decided to pay a visit to Prelati's workshop.

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When Lu Mingfei came to Prelati's experimental workshop, it was decorated like a haunted house. The light was dim, and things that looked like human or monster remains could be seen everywhere. Magic arrays were painted with blood on the ground. The blood was still flowing and had not dried yet, and the pungent smell of blood made people frown.

This is the territory of the Holy King. It is no exaggeration to say that it is a paradise on earth and a kingdom of gods on earth. Inside the mobile holy capital, this kind of ceremony venue is actually arranged in a grand manner.

Lu Mingfei subconsciously covered his mouth and nose: "Fuck! Absolutely, the good mood just now is gone. What the hell are you doing? What did you kill that smells so bloody?"

"It's my own blood."

Prelaty said casually.

Lu Mingfei didn't know how to answer the call for a while.

But Prelaty didn't seem to care about this. She circled the magic circle and hummed something chilling like a dark nursery rhyme. What a little black man, chop, kill, and die. Something like that.

"Oh, you came just in time, my devil, I give this to you, you can read it. I have failed several times before, and every time I have to drain my blood, this is the sixth time - The numbers are quite auspicious, and you happen to be here again, why don’t you come and recite them?”

Prelati suddenly used illusion magic to create a piece of parchment and threw it into Lu Mingfei's hand.

Lu Mingfei took it subconsciously, glanced at it, and found that it seemed to be a summoning word for some kind of summoning spell. I don't know if it was a problem with the translation machine. The more I looked at the line, the weirder it became.

"The previous omission..."

Wait, is it really okay to omit it like this... Lu Mingfei looked at Prelati in confusion, but the other party urged him to hurry up. He lowered his head, facing the summoning array and the parchment in his hand, and had to continue to ask. Next thought:

"listen!"

"I'll give you my magic power, and you'll do the work for me!"

"If you are captured by the Holy Grail, if you can hear it, if you have the same opinion as me, just squeak..."

Lu Mingfei raised his eyes and looked at Prelati, his eyes conveying the meaning: What the hell is this?

"You have to understand the essence!" Prelati scolded. She didn't know who she had learned this strange word from. She kept urging: "Hurry up!"

Lu Mingfei sighed and continued to read the eulogy on the parchment:

"I have agreed in advance that if I come to you, I may do good things, or I may not do good things."

"I have three command spells. Be obedient to me within seven days. After it expires, you can do whatever you like."

"I won't reimburse you for your travel expenses here. You can figure it out on your own... These are the conditions. There is no shady story. The final right of interpretation belongs to the Holy Grail..."

【? ? The ‘fate point value’ required for summoning: 1D100=26]

[Lu Mingfei’s ‘summoning’: 1D100+20 (Prelati’s arrangement)=89+20=109]

A dazzling electric light instantly burst out from the summoning array! Huge magic danced in the air, as if something was about to be called over!

"Ouch!" Lu Mingfei was stunned, "Is this even possible? Damn it, the blood burned by the electric arc stinks like hell! Are you using body parts to summon flies that eat carrion!?"

【The one who appeared in response to the call is.】

【1/3/5/6, Caster Prelati (♀)】

【2/4/7/8, Caster Prelati (♂)】

【9. Merlin (♀)】

【10. Super expansion of chaos】

【1D10=1】

←to be continued!

This summons from the Iron Throne is an old classic.

Because the DIO book next door has now entered the decisive battle at the Babylon Singularity, the main focus (actually the number of words) during this period will be more inclined to that side. Although the decisive battle will soon come here.