Marvel’s I am a cartoonist

New Mexico town

It is remote and sparsely populated, but the folk customs are simple.

A flashy supermarket is selling prices, and not far away are standing two people who have been stagnant.

“Jelos, do you think I’ll be recognized like this?”

Now Saitama wears a black wig on his head, black-framed glasses, casual clothes, and looks a little uncommon with salted fish eyes.

On the side, there is a golden double ponytail, small red ligatures, azure eyes, and golden machinery from the arms, and the whole person looks heroic.

She is Jerose after cross-dressing, and it is not too simple to change what she wants to be as a night metal terminator.

Jelos responded expressionlessly, “Teacher, I don’t think anyone should recognize it.” ”

“Whew, that’s good.” When Saitama heard this, he couldn’t help but say bitterly.

He was sad “177”

As the hero Saitama, who suddenly became popular, the whole world is noisy, fans are all over the place, and a few days ago, it was the eye thief who slipped very badly Saitama did not even dare to go to the street.

This was nothing compared to the previous world, and now the streets of Manhattan are filled with foreign imitators with shaved heads and white capes in beige uniforms.

But the facial expressions are not dead fish eyes, and it is wrong at first glance.

Now that the turmoil has subsided and Manhattan fans have returned to life, it is still no problem to go out in cross-dressing.

The two walked side by side to the supermarket salesman, and Jenos said in a fluent local accent, “Please bring us fifty chicken tacos.” ”

“？？ Fifty?? The saleswoman was stunned, and repeated again with a puzzled face:

“Are you sure it’s fifty?”

“Yes, that’s fifty above the big sale.” Jelos pointed to the words on the sign next to her and nodded in affirmation.

Only with a big sale, the big sale will attract Saitama to come all the way here, otherwise he will squat in the villa to play games.

But for the sake of chicken rolls across the state, Jelos didn’t know what to say.

The saleswoman smiled kindly, “Well, okay, please wait.” After that, he ran to the back, obviously not prepared so much.

Saitama looked around bored to see if there were any other cheap things to buy back, but the price that had not changed at all made him angry.

Although this world is a red to purple hero, there is no hero association in this world, which means that heroes do not have this income.

The heroes of this world are miserable.

Saitama, who is poor and white, thinks so.

At this time, a stern middle-aged man walked in but found that the salesman was not there, and there was a girl standing there all the time, her eyes narrowed.

He quickly took out a gun and pointed it at Jelos and drank: “Hand over everything, otherwise your life will not be saved.” ”

Jelos turned her head to look at the robber and said indifferently: “Now I can take the gun as if it never happened.” ”

“Huh?! Got robbed? Saitama listlessly stood by, and still swaggered.

The bandit was nervous for a moment and aimed his gun again. “Who are you?” ”

“Me? It’s Xing… Ahem, just call me Qi Mu. Saitama also planned to report to the house, but found that Jeloth had been making her eyes and quickly changed her words.

“I care who you are, get out the valuables.”

The bandit quickly pointed at the two with his gun and shouted again.

The saleswoman who was going to take something out directly shrunk when she heard it, observed it from the gap, and called the police at the same time.

“Teacher, I’ll deal with it, first go pay for the chicken roll.” Jerose stepped forward, and the saleswoman’s actions could not hide her at all.

As soon as Saitama heard the wind under her feet, she rushed behind and grabbed a box of chicken rolls from the saleswoman’s stunned, and shoved the money into her hand.

“When I’m an idiot?” The bandit shot directly and roared in annoyance.

Tap-da-da.

However, Jeross’s eyes were quick, and she grabbed the bullet directly in her hand in a flash, and in his panic, a backhand was thrown directly through her body.

Directly fell to the ground and died on the spot.

“It’s over, let’s go.”

Saitama casually walked down from the side holding the box, followed closely by Jelos.

“Who is this? Hero, haven’t you heard? The saleswoman hurriedly stepped forward and looked at the backs of the two, her face full of doubts.

On the street, Saitama gave the box to Jeloth, took out a chicken roll and nibbled on it, muttering, “Will we find out?” ”

He also wants to run here often to see if there are any special sales, and the discount sign on it says that tomorrow it is a fruit sale.0

“No, teacher, I have already destroyed the electronics of the supermarket with an electromagnetic pulse.”

“That’s good.”

Saleswoman: “…”

Just as the two were about to run back to Manhattan, a space in the distant extraterrestrial universe suddenly became distorted, and two rays of light suddenly appeared, one large and one small, rushing towards the earth one after the other.

A small black shadow came to the sky above the earth in the blink of an eye, whistling and falling like a meteor, hitting the surface obliquely.

Bang!!

A loud, crisp and muffled voice sounded on the avenue.

“Ahhh!!”

Saitama’s head was suddenly smashed by something, and the whole person took a few steps back and only felt a little faint.

Jelos didn’t have time to see what it was, and shouted with concern: “Teacher!! ”

Before she had time to react in her perceptron, the teacher was attacked.

“Wait, I’m a little dizzy.”

Saitama braced himself, the wig on his head was smashed and disappeared into dust, and small red envelopes visible to the naked eye protruded on the bald head.

Saitama touched the small bag on the door of his head, it was simply a disaster from heaven, and he was smashed by people on the way.

Seeing the stone hammer in the small pit at his feet, he shouted to the sky in annoyance: “Who?!” Whoever throws the hammer, give me it out! ”

“I’m going to punch you out!”

Saitama jumped to his feet angrily, he was attacked by someone and did not see anyone, which was unprecedented for him.

1.8 At this time, Jelos slipped through several pictures in her eyes, used Skynet’s shared information database to find a trace of horses, and said indignantly:

“Teacher, judging by satellite, in addition to a hammer, there is also a person who fell, maybe it is related to him.”

“Go, actually smashed my lovely hair, find him to settle the score.”

“Teacher, you don’t have hair.”

The hammer on the side lay there alone, and since Saitama had borne nearly ten percent of the impact, it was now lying flat instead of standing upright as intended.

In Asgard, where Asgard was extremely far away, Heimdall, who had a big sword on the Rainbow Bridge, was dumbfounded, and it was the first time he had seen such a thick bald head.

ps: There is a mistake at the end of the previous chapter, it happened in New Mexico, a state in the United States; And Mexico is a country.

Thanks to [Rekill] [Memories] for the tip. _

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