Marvel’s Qimu disaster

Dressed in the iconic black and red tights, with a slightly ridiculous pair of panda eyes on the head, plus an unobtrusive style.

Obviously, the one who came is one of Marvel’s strongest mouths, the famous Deadpool!

In the Marvel world, Deadpool is an extremely special character, with a good and evil personality, and has super powerful regeneration abilities.

Moreover, he is still one of the very few characters who know that he lives in comics, movies, and animations, claiming to be able to break the four-dimensional wall, be able to directly talk to the audience screenwriter, and even know who his actors and voice actors are.

Of course, this is still a virtual character after all, and all of Deadpool’s settings are set by the screenwriter, including his ability to break the fourth wall.

In fact, the real world that Deadpool knows is just another parallel world in Marvel, that world is basically the same as the real world, although Deadpool knows that he is a comic book character, he still can’t jump off the screen and reach the real world.

However, for this crazy guy, Qi Mu didn’t know what to say, and his chaotic thinking to the extreme was simply like a mental illness.

When Deadpool was halfway there, he raised his head to look at Qi Mu’s gang and shouted, “Oh! Look what I see! Two criminals who abduct children! Damn it! With my Lord Deadpool here, you can get your way! I’ll take you to jail and lock you up, wait for me, don’t run!” ”

Deadpool screamed strangely, and then ran towards them with strange steps.

“Bang!”

The Punisher doesn’t have much patience for this strange intruder, and directly pulls the trigger and shoots at Deadpool.

The powerful pistol made a terrifying sound, the cartridge case jumped out from the gate with the gunsmoke, “bang” to the ground, the bullet immediately burst out from the barrel, and shot at the eyebrow of Deadpool at a speed that ordinary people could not capture.

A blinding silver light flashed, and the incoming bullet was instantly bounced by the blade onto the wall of the sewer pipe, splashing a trace of fire.

I don’t know when, Deadpool’s hands have a katana, as a famous mercenary, Deadpool’s knife skills have been practiced, with his strong reflexes, enough to block bullets with the blade.

“Wait! Skeleton man, you seem familiar, like, well, let me think… Oh, I remember, you’re the big guy worth gold! One hundred million dollars yay! You know, recently those Mexicans have switched to selling those little powders, and to be honest, I hate those little powders, not only can’t eat enough, but they are also very expensive, so I split the profiteer in half on the spot! ”

Deadpool spoke completely illogically, the more the topic of this guy was talked, the front was better, but in the back, everyone began to not know what he was talking about, and Deadpool seemed to be more and more excited, his mouth / mouth never stopped, even Qi Mu, whose heart was like water, couldn’t help but feel a little irritated.

Listening to the chatter, the punisher’s face instantly tensed, and he fired three shots at Deadpool without hesitation.

This time, Deadpool did not block, but let the bullet fall into his body, and kept saying: “You may wonder why I wear red tights, because then the enemy will not see me bleeding, just like this!” ”

As soon as the words fell, Deadpool grabbed his katana and rushed towards the Punisher head-on!

The sharp blade whistled the bullets that flew in, and his feet slammed into the wall, and Deadpool immediately took a diver’s spinning pose in the air, ghostly fell behind the punisher, and the knife shadow in his hand flashed, instantly stabbing the back of the punisher’s head!

Listening to the breaking wind in his ears, the punisher had a serious face and a palpitating calm, he raised his pistol to block the blade, followed the force of rotation, and fired a shot at Deadpool’s shoulder, blood splashed instantly, and Deadpool’s movements couldn’t help but stop.

Although it was only slightly sluggish, it was enough for the Punisher to react, he raised his foot and kicked Deadpool’s lower abdomen fiercely, and the powerful force directly kicked Deadpool five steps away from the flying path and hit the wall hard!

Immediately afterwards, the punisher pulled out the Gobo fighting knife, and the figure rushed to Deadpool, the sharp blade pierced directly from Deadpool’s lower abdomen, the thick arm puffed up full strength, burst out fierce blue tendons, suddenly lifted up, instantly cut through Deadpool’s stomach, all kinds of intestines flowed down the body, the technique was extremely cruel, Dave almost vomited on the spot when he saw it.

“Oh! That’s impossible! I only ate ten Mexican meat rolls at noon today, and I can’t be hungry so soon! ”

Deadpool looked at the punisher in disbelief, his body fell to the ground weakly, and his blood-stained fingers struggled to write a large amount of English on the ground.

I am Deadpool, the murderer is a skeleton man, if anyone sees this string of English, please avenge me, all my possessions are hidden behind the TV, a total of 14 gold 23 cents …

Looking at the dense red English on the ground, and Deadpool who kept taking ‘ink’ from his abdomen, everyone was stunned.

Heck, when the hell will this guy die?! _

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