Minecraft: I'm Really Not a Monster

"Damn it, I've been screwed by a dog!!"

Upon hearing Wangcai's words, Yang Bo immediately understood his situation, and his originally rosy cheeks turned ashen.

Without a word, he reached down towards his pants leg. Perhaps this Teddy was too confident in its invisibility, or perhaps it was too engrossed in its leg-humping activities, because it didn't run away even when Yang Bo's hand touched it.

However, Yang Bo's health points decreased by one.

"Crap!"

Although there was no pain, he could still feel it. He had been bitten by this Teddy, but he also knew the location of its head.

He grabbed the other's neck.

"Woof ~ Woof ~"

The annoying barking started, and Yang Bo didn't hold back, slapping it hard across the face.

With a smack, the originally invisible Teddy immediately revealed its form, a standard brown curly-haired dog, with no signs of increased or decreased size.

"Knocked out?"

Looking at the Teddy with its eyes closed and its crotch exposed, the anger in Yang Bo's heart surged again.

"Snip it off, I have to snip it off!!"

"After this mutated creature siege is over, I'll go to the gathering place and see if there's a veterinarian!!"

Teddies are completely deformed existences, with only two things on their minds: eating and breeding.

After thinking for a moment, Yang Bo decided to lock the Teddy up in a [Glass] cage to prevent it from waking up later and using its invisibility to escape, which would be troublesome.

But before he could act, a sudden cry came from the wind and snow.

"Moo ~"

Yang Bo: "? ? ?"

Turning his head towards the direction of the sound, he saw figures looming in the wind and snow. A group of cows was walking towards Yang Bo.

Moreover, they were walking upright.

The cows, already massive, became even larger after mutating, reaching a height of nearly four and a half meters when standing upright.

The pressure they exerted was even greater than Wangcai's.

"Cow… Cow Demon Kings? ? ?"

The cows were covered in bulging muscles, like monsters who had been hitting the gym for years, fueled by hormones and protein powder.

Yang Bo's jaw almost dropped in shock. Wangcai, standing beside him, wasn't much better, his dog eyes wide and round.

"Woof!" 『Holy crap!』

And it wasn't just this group of 'Cow Demon Kings' that was coming. Behind them was a group of smaller figures, covered in white fur, inconspicuous in the wind and snow.

For a moment, Yang Bo didn't know where to start complaining.

"Which rural farm left the gate open, releasing such a group of big shots? ?"

The white-furred figures were actually groups of sheep.

However, they all had blood-red eyes and exuded a tyrannical aura, like a powder keg ready to explode.

"Moo!"

The cows mooed, their eyes fixed on Yang Bo and Wangcai. Their massive bodies lowered, and they pawed the ground with their front hooves, white mist puffing from their nostrils.

It was a sign that they were about to charge.

Yang Bo stuck the Teddy in his hand into the snow.

He gripped the scythe in his hand and said to Wangcai, "Be careful, don't fight them head-on. These cows are not simple."

Obviously, these cows were exuding golden particle effects, indicating that they were at least Tier 4 or higher.

"These herbivores are joining the fun too. The era of humans eating cows is over. Now the cows are going to eat people!"

Yang Bo sighed, then saw the cows charging towards him. The twenty-odd cows created the feeling of thousands of troops and horses; the earth was trembling.

Wangcai activated his ability, and cyan wind blades flew quickly towards the cows, but then a scene almost made Yang Bo's eyes pop out.

The leading seven or eight cows suddenly turned silvery-white, very similar to when Jerry activated his ability.

At that moment, these cows were no longer just cows, but a group of heavy tanks that only needed to eat grass.

The wind blades hit the cows' bodies, leaving only a white mark before dissipating into the air.

"Damn it, is that how you want to play it?!!"

Yang Bo didn't retreat at all. He charged forward with his scythe. He didn't believe that these 'Cow Demon Kings' were completely hard!

There had to be soft spots!

He kicked the Teddy away to avoid it being trampled to death, and then took out the little chick from his pocket.

"It'll be too dangerous in a moment. Fly in the air and watch that little Teddy. If it dares to run, beat it up."

The little chick was only small in size; its level was very high, not even inferior to Wangcai, but it just lacked combat ability.

『Okay! Be careful.』

Yang Bo jumped up to avoid the opponent's group charge, stepped on a cow's back, and slashed at its body with the scythe in his hand.

Sure enough, the sharp scythe barely managed to cut through the mutated cowhide that had been turned to metal.

The palm-thick cowhide was an eye-opener for Yang Bo.

"If this was made into bulletproof vests, that would be incredible?"

Using the scythe, he directly left a long wound on the opponent's back. As long as they could break through the defense of these cows, then their only fate was to become food.

He hacked into the opponent's wound again, and this time, warm blood spurted out. These guys' abilities hadn't been trained to their internal organs. Once the hard skin was broken, they weren't much stronger than ordinary cows.

Accompanied by a miserable cry, the cow that Yang Bo was stepping on fell to the ground.

Yang Bo didn't have time to react before he was sent flying by the horns of the next cow.

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The high damage made Yang Bo feel a wave of pressure.

"Even vegetarians are this strong, how strong must the tigers and wolves in the forest be? ?"

Yang Bo's mind was still able to think about so many messy things in the air, which showed how strong his heart was.

As time passed, not only were the human evolutionaries' strength increasing rapidly, but the strength of these mutated animals was also increasing rapidly, and the role of thermal weapons would become smaller and smaller.

Buzz… Buzz…

A burnt smell came from the air, and several lightning bolts appeared from the sheep behind the cows, accurately hitting Yang Bo's body.

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A series of single-digit damage numbers popped up above Yang Bo's head. Fortunately, his digitized body wasn't paralyzed. An ordinary evolutionary being would have been killed by this small combo.

He swallowed a [Golden Apple], but didn't drink the [Strength Potion] or [Swiftness Potion], because the effect of the [Ability Totem] had already exceeded the effect of the potions.

"Wangcai, go kill the sheep first!"

Although he didn't know how these two groups had mixed together, it was clear that the cows were the frontline warriors, and the sheep were the backline mages.

How can you play a team battle without cutting the back row?

"Woof!"

Relying on his speed, Wangcai quickly shook off the cows behind him and went straight into the back row.

Giving Yang Bo a show of what it means when a dog enters a sheep herd.

A burst of chaotic slaughter.

The scene was really a bit cruel.

The screams in the sheep herd attracted the attention of the mutated cows, and they became even more angry, turning around and charging towards Wangcai.