It is a beautiful day outside.

The sun is as high as Snoop Doge on a party day.

Hotter than the milfs in my area.

This causes me to sweat more than when I see a Master Yi on Urf full build at 12min in-game.

Making me smell worse than my room after the furry gangbang yesterday.

Tho I am happier than when I found that Jake Paul was arrested by the FBI. (Dude forgot to hide his lolis).

But my happiness was as short-lived as any anti-vax kid. As Morpheus burst open my door, kidnapping me.

Waking up strapped to a chair, the first thing I see gives me a sense of Deja Vu but unfortunately, it doesn't have anything to do with the Initial D.

Morpheus seeing my stupid face bitch slaps me repeatedly until I am focused on him, seeing my attention he screeches:

''You must CHOOOOOOOOSE''

''You what...--''

*slap*

''CHOOOOOOOOOSE''

''But i-...''

*slap*

''CHOOOOOOOOOSE''

''What the fuc--...''

*slap*

''CHOOOOOOOOOSE''

''Ok Ok Ok''

Nodding Morpheus takes out two pills, a red one and a blue one, pointing to the red one he says:

''Having a D.i.c.k of 3cm but having 3million at the bank''

Pointing at the blue one:

''Having a D.i.c.k of 17km but only having 50 dollars at the bank''.

Seeing that, I feign thinking for a second before answering:

''But like that you will be only putting 50 dollars on my account'', I said smiling victoriously.

But at this time Chad burst thought the wall and said:

''OMG!! you are so rich!! you have 2999950 at the bank, Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa ''.

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