My Apartment Life

　　"Ah~" Lu Ziqiao screamed, and flew out just like that, circled in the air, and fell to the ground.

　　Everyone hadn't recovered from the affair between Lu Zhanbo and Wan Yu, but when they saw Mika slap Lu Ziqiao directly, everyone was stunned.

　　Only then did Lu Ziqiao remember this: "Wuwuwu, I'm not ready yet."

　　"The rules of the rivers and lakes, as long as the slap notary is present, I can hit anytime, anywhere. I hit one now, and... [-] gets seven, [-] gets [-]... and twelve more."

　　"..." Lu Ziqiao immediately fainted when she heard Mika's calculations.

　　. . . . . .

　　That's the end of the confession. Lu Zhanbo and Wan Yu are together as a matter of course, but since Valentine's Day, Lu Ziqiao and Meijia have been in a different state.

　　It is rare to see them quarreling, and it is rare to see them arguing about something.

　　It's just that Yi Fei has been ill for a week, and at the same time she catches up with her aunt to come to see her, and it hurts her to die for, those days!What Yu Ziye said was useless.

　　After finally waiting, Yu Ziye finally breathed a sigh of relief, and Yifei even compensated Yu Ziye specially, as if he was apologizing for not listening to him because of his menstrual period and illness.

　　Yifei doesn't seem to remember what happened when she was sick, but Yifei clearly remembers the wish that Yu Ziye said: candy in her pocket, ink in her belly, work in her hand, Kari If you have money, you will have the rest of your life.

　　He also specially added this sentence to the original painting that Yu Ziye made for her, and even printed it out and framed it in a photo frame.

　　Yifei was tossing around like this, but Yu Ziye helped her, but Yifei insisted on doing everything herself, saying that it’s been a long time since I heard such a nasty thing, so I have to get used to it, Yu Ziye is inexplicable, and I usually don’t follow it like this does she speak?

　　But she still went with her, followed Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu to the bar to join in the fun.

　　These three single dogs couldn't take their eyes off the good-looking girls when they got to the bar. If no one paid attention, he wanted to stay away from a few guys: "Hey, enough of you, wait for someone to come and scold them. We're rogues."

　　"It's called appreciating beauty, not a rogue." Lu Ziqiao had seen the world after all, so he didn't forget to speak because he stared straight at beautiful women: "Didn't you find out? The girls in the bar are so eager for others to look at them. In this way, their vanity can be infinitely satisfied."

　　"I agree, hehehe~" Zeng Xiaoxian smiled slyly, his eyes almost didn't pop out, he almost drooled.

　　Lu Ziqiao didn't wait for Yu Ziye to speak, when suddenly, he pointed to a place: "Look, Teacher Zeng, at six o'clock, you found a girl."

　　"..." Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu quickly turned their eyes away, their eyes lit up, and Yu Ziye looked at it with embarrassment.

　　Guan Gu watched it for a while before he realized: "You said the quantifier wrong, a girl? Isn't it one?"

　　"...Yo, Guan Gu, have you learned all the quantifiers?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked in surprise, knowing that he didn't even know the Analects of Confucius a few days ago!

　　"Fortunately, I just learned." Guan Gu scratched his head.

　　Lu Ziqiao shrugged: "I'm not wrong, you have to think about it, girls are delicate creatures, why is it wrong to use such a delicate quantifier?"

　　"Don't you fool me?" Guan Gu wouldn't believe Lu Ziqiao's nonsense even if he was a fool, but he turned around and asked Zeng Xiaoxian, "Is he right?"

　　"Uh, the first half of the sentence is right, but the second half is really hard to say." Zeng Xiaoxian complained silently, and this sentence can deceive Guan Gu.

　　Guan Gu thought that what Zeng Xiaoxian said about Lu Ziqiao was right!Can't help nodding: "Souga, learn to live until you are old!"

　　At this time, a girl with heavy makeup and light makeup walked past them. Guan Gu was now learning and selling: "Look, a bunch of girls."

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye just drank the water in his mouth and sprayed it out, coughing non-stop, Zeng Xiaoxian said with tears in his eyes, "You're really, you can draw inferences from one fact?!"

　　Yu Ziye frantically complained: "But don't say it, this expressiveness is much clearer than directly talking about dinosaurs."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao both nodded solemnly and gave Guan Gu a thumbs up.

　　After chatting vulgarly about women, their topic changed.

　　In fact, Yu Ziye always thought that topics between boys are definitely healthier than topics between girls. Girls will definitely chat, but it will not exceed ten minutes at most, and the topic will definitely change, which may indicate star gossip, and also Maybe humanities magazines, or even national policies, maybe even the topic of the stellar universe will be talked about.

　　And what about girls?Yu Ziye was fortunate enough to accidentally overhear a girl chatting, my good fellow, the words of tigers and wolves made Yu Ziye's scalp tingle. .

Chapter 231

　　"Hey, but then again, Zhan Bo and Wan Yu are together, but why haven't I seen them these days?" Zeng Xiaoxian turned around, and the topic turned to the gossip about the apartment: "Ziye, you Have a suite with them, have you seen them?"

　　"You don't know yet?" Yu Ziye was a little stunned, looking at their expressions, it seemed that he really didn't know anything, so he could only explain to them slowly: "Hey, Zhan Bo and Wan Yu have been busy these days. , just because Wan Yu's father might come."

　　"Oh~ ah?"

　　Several people didn't care at first, but when they thought of Wan Yu's life experience, they were all shocked: "I'll go, this is really a big guy! The pressure in Zhanbo's heart is expected to burst his heart."

　　"How can it be so exaggerated?" Yu Ziye was speechless. He himself often contacted those so-called upper-class people, and he never felt any pressure. Those who should bargain have to bargain. Seriously, maybe when negotiating the price, They are even more critical than those market merchants.

　　"What are they doing? Isn't it just meeting the parents? Besides buying gifts, what else are they doing?" Lu Ziqiao has made a lot of girlfriends, but he has never met the parents, which involves his blind spot of knowledge.

　　"Buy the outfit!" Yu Ziye was speechless. Seeing the parents, he still wore the same clothes as before. Can he pass the test?At least the sense of ceremony is still needed!

　　"This parent is also big-hearted. It's been more than a year since his daughter ran away from home in 440, and now he's looking for him." Zeng Xiaoxian clicked his tongue twice: "Could it be that in their eyes, marriage is more important than a daughter?"

　　"Hehehe, when you have a daughter, you will do the same." Yu Ziye pouted: "It's just that I am afraid that my child will be deceived. I feel that I have a good vision and find a partner that is more assured."

　　"It's like you have a daughter." Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Yu Ziye with disdain.

　　"Although I don't have a daughter yet, I have heard the sincere words of some parents. These are what they really thought about." Yu Ziye said lightly, and then thought of an example: "I don't know if you have ever ridden a bicycle? "

　　"Of course I did."

　　Yu Ziye shrugged: "It's the same as riding a bicycle. When you ride someone else's bike, you're worried to death, for fear of falling to your death, but if you ride yourself, even if you cut the brake cable, you won't be afraid."

　　"..."

　　This analogy, Zeng Xiaoxian admitted that what Yu Ziye said seemed to fit, but he really didn't know if it was true.

　　Of course, just when Yu Ziye and Lu Ziqiao said they wanted to meet their parents, Wan Yu's father had already arrived, killing Lu Zhanbo and Wan Yu by surprise.

　　"Bo... Bo... Uncle." At the moment of guarding the door, when he heard Wan Yu calling Daddy, Lu Zhanbo was so nervous that he couldn't even speak, and turned into a stammer.

　　Although Wan Yu's father was a little dissatisfied with the guy who slapped his own cabbage, he still said politely, "Aren't you asking me to come in and sit?"

　　"Please... please come in." Lu Zhanbo greeted him with a dry smile.

　　Fortunately, there was Wan Yu talking to him non-stop at this time. Apart from some doting expressions on Wan Yu's father's face, he didn't seem to be dissatisfied, which made Lu Zhanbo breathe a sigh of relief.

　　It's just that I hadn't come here for a long time. As a result, Lu Zhanbo and Wan Yu had just established a relationship, and he came. There was no secret, and it was unbelievable to kill Yu Ziye.

　　Just when Lu Zhanbo was scratching his head and thinking about how to deal with Wan Yu's father, Yifei found Yu Ziye after finishing his work, and without a word he went into Yu Ziye's arms.

　　I don't know if it's the sequelae of the cold, but Yi Fei found that Yu Ziye's arms seemed very comfortable.

　　Ignoring Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao's constipation-like expressions, Yifei let out a sigh of relief: "I'm exhausted, these students are really worrying."

　　"What happened to those students?"

　　Although Yu Ziye has never been an ideological and political counselor, he has never eaten pork. Haven't you seen a pig run before?Of course, he has seen the work of the counselor. It is nothing more than ideological and political education, management of students' daily life, and even employment guidance, psychological guidance, or the construction of student party groups.

　　In fact, this job is no different from being a babysitter. It is still a babysitter for dozens of students.

　　"What can I do?" Yi Fei raised her head and said dissatisfiedly, "I called the students for a new semester class meeting today, but when I was talking about being happy, the classmates in the front row said they saw a rainbow, and I wanted to hit someone in anger. ."

　　"Isn't it nice to see a rainbow? Why would you hit someone with such a beautiful thing?" Guan Gu was dumbfounded. When did rainbow become a bad word?This must be written down. If you accidentally scold someone in the future, wouldn't it be miserable?

　　Lu Ziqiao, Zeng Xiaoxian, and Yu Ziye were also stunned for a few seconds, and after they reacted, they almost died of laughter: "Yifei, you student is quite humorous!"

　　"To be able to speak so poetically with spittle flying, this learning is not in vain!" Zeng Xiaoxian sighed, why others can be so talented.

　　Yu Ziye asked in surprise: "Didn't you beat them?"

　　"No, I just sang a song with them, and now I guess they hate me to death!"

　　"Why do they hate you when you sing? The world is too dangerous, right?" Guan Gu always felt that the world was full of deep malice. He just listened to the explanation of Rainbow, but this song was hated again, and he made no one. make people live?

　　"What did you sing?" Yu Ziye asked weakly.

　　Yifei smiled mysteriously, took Yu Ziye's water and took a sip to moisten her throat: "Cough, listen! Will you remember the "Little Stone Pool" written by default tomorrow? Will you still think about it tomorrow, the elements of random inspection? The cycle. The teacher can't remember it clearly. He taught genetics several times. I also went to match the charger, and then I remembered Ohm's law. Whoever hangs a lot of carbon organic, who has scolded the triangle theorem. Whoever kneels in materialist dialectics, whoever copied Have you taken your notes? La la la~"

　　Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao looked stunned, only Yu Ziye and Zeng Xiaoxian hated the cold, Lu Ziqiao never went to university at all, even if Guan Gu went to a university, it was different from that in China, only Yu Ziye and Zeng Xiaoxian heard this. How powerful is that.

　　The problem is, if you sing it to them, it will be a full memory, but if you sing it to those students, you can only hear the deep malice of the world.

　　Not sure which student was copying notes during the class meeting, and tried hard to review in order to fail the class. When he heard what Yifei said, would he hate her?

　　Yi Fei is so sturdy and can talk about hatred so easily. If it were someone else, he would have been killed by the eyes of the students long ago, right? .

Chapter 232

　　"Stand on your teacher, your students are really a lot of debts in exchange for going to the supermarket in their predecessors!" Zeng Xiaoxian complained silently, it is conceivable that those students who have done this must still be broken. .

　　Yifei didn't look worried at all: "No, that's how much they have done to save the galaxy in exchange for a good teacher like me, I'm stimulating their desire to study, these college students, there is no winter vacation homework, this is I haven't recovered from the holiday for a while, just sing a song to brainwash them, so that they can quickly calm down, learning knowledge is the most important thing."

　　"Amazing, you can come back here." Yu Ziye praised weakly.

　　She said so, Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao really didn't know how to refute her.

　　Lu Ziqiao shook his head and continued to look at the girl in the bar. His saliva almost came out. Yifei was a little impatient when he looked at him: "Hey, Ziqiao, why haven't I seen Mika these days? Where did she go?"

　　"How do I know?" Lu Ziqiao came back to his senses, his face hurt, and he seemed to remember that there were still Jiuji Tathagata's palms.

　　"Guan Gu, have you seen it? Isn't Mei Jia your assistant?" Yu Ziye thought about it carefully, as if he had never seen Mei Jia except for the two days after Valentine's Day.

　　"I don't know either." Guan Gu shook his head innocently: "She asked me for leave two days ago, and then she seems to go out early every morning and come back very late, and I can only see you when I draw comics all night. Passed her once or twice."

　　Yifei is a little strange: "You said that Zhan Bo and Wan Yu can't see anyone all day long. After all, they are preparing to meet their future husband, but why is Meijia not seeing anyone? Does she want to see future father-in-law ~ mother-in-law?"

　　"Maybe~ Maybe one day Mika suddenly appears in front of everyone and introduces a man, saying that he is her fiancé!" Yu Ziye shrugged and said calmly.

　　"No?" Yifei asked in surprise.

　　Lu Ziqiao's expression was a little weird, but he didn't say anything after all.

　　After two sentences, Lu Ziqiao found a reason to leave, and everyone didn't care, they were still sitting and chatting.

　　As night fell, Lu Zhanbo and Wan Yu, who were entertaining Wan Yu's father, hadn't come back yet. If Yifei hadn't called to ask, they wouldn't have known they had met.

　　Yi Fei was a little worried that with Lu Zhanbo's heart, she probably couldn't get the three moves from Wan Yu's father.

　　Fortunately, they didn't come back too late. After all, they are the chairman of a large company, and it is impossible to stay in this place for too long.

　　After returning, Lu Zhanbo was quite happy: "Sister."

　　"You're back? How's the situation?" Yi Fei leaned up curiously and asked about receiving Wan Yu.