My Apartment Life

　　"Zeng..." Zhang Wei followed his words and continued, Zeng Xiaoxian thought he knew it, his eyes encouraged him to say it, Zhang Wei's eyes lit up: "Oh, Brother Zeng, I've been looking forward to it for a long time."

　　This time he gave Zeng Xiaoxian a crit: "Okay! I admit that I'm new here."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian's confidence was completely shattered, and he had an outdated feeling that he had not been out for a long time and had been abandoned by the times.

　　After Zhang Wei finished speaking, he rubbed his eyes, guessing that he had not slept well during the preparations for the wedding in the past few days.

　　But in Lu Ziqiao's view, this is the source of the flickering: "Zhang Wei, are your eyelids still dancing?"

　　"Ah~ I haven't slept well these days."

　　"Why didn't you sleep well? This is great wisdom." Lu Ziqiao began to brag again: "I tell you! Left eye jumps, peach blossoms bloom, right eye jumps, chrysanthemums bloom. You have both eyes jumping. See, you will be the master tonight!"

　　"Really?" Zhang Wei murmured in his heart. He glanced at Yu Ziye and Lu Ziqiao inadvertently. Can the physique of the magic stick be contagious?Forget one, why are both of them talking about 2.1: "Is there any basis for this?"

　　"According to? You think too much, this is a kind of talent." Lu Ziqiao turned on the big flicker mode: "You must know that in ancient times, when our ancestors did not establish a civilized society, they all relied on instinct to avoid danger. and experience, but, due to the development of civilization, human beings began to gradually forget this instinct.

　　No, to be precise, this instinct is only hidden deeper in the hearts of human beings. There are some people with extraordinary talents who will awaken this talent, and eyelid twitching is one of the manifestations.

　　Another common expression is heart palpitations, but eyelids are more intuitive than heart palpitations. If you skip both eyelids, it must be different. Do you understand what I mean? "

　　A few people listened to Lu Ziqiao fooling Zhang Wei, and Zhang Wei seemed to believe it. .

Chapter 239

　　"I almost believed what I said." Yu Ziye was speechless, this Lu Ziqiao, the ability to fool people is growing!An eyelid jumping in a daze is for you to figure out the origin of human beings, and still express the ability?

　　After Yifei stayed for a second, she turned and asked Yu Ziye, "Is heart palpitations also a form of expression?"

　　Yu Ziye didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and silently explained in Yifei's ear, "Isn't that right? Can a heart patient not feel palpitations when he is in danger?"

　　After Yi Fei was stunned for a moment, she was as dumbfounded as Yu Ziye, but fortunately Zhang Wei looked quite deceived, but after all, he was someone who was going to get married, so he knew he had to restrain himself: "But, there is danger that your eyelids will twitch. , what does it have to do with peach blossoms?"

　　Lu Ziqiao seemed to know that Zhang Wei was going to ask such a question, and explained calmly: "Do you know mantis?"

　　"I know! What's wrong?" Zhang Wei looked cute.

　　"Female mantises will eat male mantises after indescribable things, just to provide nutrition for future egg laying. Humans are the same. When encountering the opposite sex, there will be danger signals. Therefore, after seeing a woman, she has a unique talent. Gifted people send out red flags to keep themselves away."

　　"Oh, so that's how it is!" Zhang Wei nodded in understanding, "But where is 11 Peach Blossom?"

　　"It's there." Seeing that Zhang Wei had been fooled, Lu Ziqiao showed a smug smile, and pointed to the table next to the table where the drinks were given to them: "I have already inquired just now, those girls are from the Nursing College. For a while, I pretended to have a heart attack, and you just pulled one over and gave me artificial respiration. Then, in another place, you fell ill and I asked for help."

　　"Wow, you're not picking up girls, you're throwing hooligans!" Yu Ziye reminded Lu Ziqiao.

　　"These days, you're a hooligan. No girl will like it. Haven't you heard a word? Men are not bad, women don't love them."

　　"..."

　　This nonsense, he wanted to laugh.

　　"I'm sorry, I can't." After Zhang Wei knew that this method was used, he decisively lost interest.

　　"Don't be nervous, I'm here, as long as you mix with me, from now on you and I will be invincible." Lu Ziqiao thought Zhang Wei was too nervous and didn't want to do this.

　　It's just that he finally found a wingman, how could he just let it go! ?

　　"I have something to do tomorrow, I'll go first!" Zhang Wei now regrets not listening to Yu Ziye's words and not leaving immediately, why did he have to stay here.

　　"You can ask for leave at work, and the little nurse over there can give you a leave note." How could Lu Ziqiao let him go so easily?

　　"Cough, I'm getting married tomorrow." Zhang Wei said calmly.

　　"Then open a terminally ill request for leave." Lu Ziqiao replied subconsciously, and then responded: "Are you going to get married tomorrow?"

　　"That's right!" Zhang Wei was a little proud when he said this, especially looking at Yu Ziye: "Yes! Tomorrow at twelve o'clock at the Crowne Plaza Hotel, this is my wedding invitation."

　　"Oh, so that's the case, no wonder you're wearing the same clothes as you are going to an interview." Guan Gu spit out with a smile.

　　Yifei took a look at the wedding invitation and handed it to Yu Ziye. She always thought that Yu Ziye and Zhang Wei were friends: "Do these two things have anything to do with it?"

　　Lu Ziqiao looked extremely excited afterwards. Zhang Wei finally found an escape technique and said calmly, "So, you should find another partner!"

　　Lu Ziqiao was even more excited when he heard this: "Brother, didn't you tell me sooner? If I knew you were going to get married, I... what kind of shit partner do I need!"

　　"what?"

　　Zhang Wei is even more helpless. You have every reason to find fault with me?

　　"Do these two things have anything to do with each other?" Yifei asked speechlessly.

　　"Why doesn't it matter? This is the biggest invention since the invention of the toilet: the ultimate bachelor night."

　　"Come on, the single night is finally here." Yu Ziye sighed: "Zi Qiao! You want to trap Zhang Wei for infidelity!"

　　"How is that possible? I'm trying to make Zhang Wei's life without regrets." Lu Ziqiao was very righteous and said to Zhang Wei earnestly: "Marriage is the grave of love, and a single night is a person's last stubbornness. You don't want to be with you. Do you have such big regrets when you look back on the days before your marriage?

　　And it's not that I got you into infidelity, maybe your fiancée is also gathering her sisters for her bachelor night? "

　　"Really?" Zhang Wei couldn't believe it. He always felt that something was wrong, but when Lu Ziqiao said this, he felt dizzy.

　　"of course it's true."

　　"I kind of want to go to the party over there."

　　"Me too."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu said a few words vulgarly, making Yifei's head full of black lines, and then glanced at Yu Ziye, if he dared to say such a thing, it would be miserable after that.

　　Fortunately, Yu Ziye still had a strong desire to survive, so he was abruptly held back.

　　When Zhang Wei heard Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu say this, he was a little helpless, but he agreed: "Okay! But where are we going?"

　　"Don't worry, I've already made a reservation."

　　"What's your position?" Guan Gu thought that he had been following him!Where does he have time to set a location?

　　"Five minutes later, in the taxi." Before Lu Ziqiao could finish speaking, he ran outside by himself.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian also made some moves, so he simply followed, but Yu Ziye, Guan Gu, and Yifei didn't go. Several people looked at the backs of Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei and shook their heads.

　　Yifei suddenly asked at 447: "Hey? Honey, isn't Zhang Wei your friend? You won't attend his single night?"

　　Yu Ziye was stunned for a moment, very helpless: "Sister, this is a single night, not a wedding, why should I attend? And this is not Zhang Wei's single night, but Zi Qiao's single night."

　　"What happened to his bachelor night?"

　　"Haha." Even Guan Gu didn't care about Lu Ziqiao's single night: "I've been there before and played flying chess all night."

　　"I don't know when this guy became obsessed with flying chess. No matter what party you go to, you must bring this thing. Even the blanket at home is made of flying chess." Yu Ziye thought that Lu Ziqiao was born to like it. As a result, in the first season, Lu Ziqiao was never seen to play.

　　I learned this stuff in two months, and it turned out to be out of control. I played at any party, I don't know how boring it was.

　　"How do you know that he likes to play flying chess at parties? Have you been there before?" Yi Fei asked Yu Ziye a little indifferently: "How dare you secretly carry me to the party?"

　　Yu Ziye pulled Yi Fei, who was showing his teeth and claws, and explained helplessly: "Oh, this is not the last Ching Ming Festival. Lu Ziqiao is shameless. It's actually a party, and I accidentally attended it."

　　"...".

Chapter 240

　　But having said that, now Lu Ziqiao's party has completely changed, and flying chess has become the king of his party. Guan Gu and Zeng Xiaoxian will no longer like him to hold parties as before.

　　Yifei calmed down and knew that she had wrongly blamed Yu Ziye for cheating people to attend a party. It was indeed Lu Ziqiao's style. For example, now, she tricked her into coming to a bar, and she said confidently that she was cheating: "Okay! I believe you. Yes, but there will be parties like this in the future..."

　　"Understood, I will definitely not go, and I will definitely not give those women a chance." Yu Ziye nodded and continued directly following Yifei's words.

　　"No, I mean, you must bring me, so that you can have fun and I can supervise you."

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye's mouth twitched, you just want to go to the party, right?It's actually so grandiose.Yu Ziye said helplessly: "Trust me, Zi Qiao's party is really bad now, you don't want to participate."

　　"Is it really that bad?"

　　"Let's put it this way!" Yu Ziye thought about it and decided to make an analogy: "If the party organized by Ziqiao in the past was so exciting, it can only be so high now."

　　Yu Ziye gestured his own height with his hand, and then gestured to the height of the bar next to him, Yifei laughed: "Your metaphor, it's a good image!"

　　Yi Fei and Yu Ziye were talking and laughing, but Guan Gu didn't say a word, Yi Fei turned around curiously, and found that Guan Gu was fascinated by a magazine: "Guan Gu, what are you looking at? It's so fascinated to see."

　　Guan Gu handed over the magazine and Yifei glanced at it: "Introduction to the TV series, the father and mother are dead, the child is lost, the mother-in-law is crazy, and the daughter-in-law has been spoiled by the devil?"

　　As soon as Yifei heard this introduction, her whole person became unwell: "It's another bitterness drama, and it's still a tragic one. Now Zeng Xiaoxian should have a TV series to follow."

　　"I don't know what happened to him. I always like to watch this kind of bitter drama." Yu Ziye couldn't understand Zeng Xiaoxian's thoughts: "Anyway, if I watched a little bit, maybe it would explode in place. It's too cruel."

　　"That's..." Yifei shook her head with a wry smile: "Write a horror script, you can have a big reunion, and it's weird if you can watch this kind of TV series! Hey, I said at night, watching bitter dramas People, psychological factors are generally more miserable. If the conditions are average, they will comfort themselves and live better than the people in the play.

　　If the conditions are not good, I will comfort myself. It turns out that there are so many people who are like me, so my heart is more balanced. "

　　"What kind of teacher is Mr. Zeng?" Guan Gu nodded thoughtfully and began to tease Zeng Xiaoxian.

　　"I think Teacher Zeng may have three types." Yu Ziye said suddenly.

　　"The third type?" Yifei and Guan Gu were a little stunned: "What is the third type?"

　　"Good people!" Yu Ziye pouted: "It's just to watch the fun."

　　"..."

　　Don't say it, this is true, Zeng Xiaoxian's conditions are not bad, this guy is just watching the fun, watching the plot is more exciting.

　　Yifei shook her head, although she felt that what Yu Ziye said was reasonable, but that was to say, could she still despise Zeng Xiaoxian?

　　Continue to look at the content in the magazine: "Ancient costume ethical bitterness drama, Diaochan loves me again, is being filmed."

　　Yifei looked at the poster above and looked very interesting: "Hey, dear, you are a screenwriter, have you heard of this TV series? I think it looks very good!"

　　Yu Ziye glanced at it casually. Except that he had seen it in the love apartment drama, he didn't seem to have heard of it: "Don't watch it, this drama is not suitable for us to watch after hearing this theme."

　　"why?"

　　"Ancient costume ethics grief drama yeah~ Forget the ancient costumes, but still a tragic drama, it must be a concubine who married a big family, and then was made difficult by all kinds of things, and finally came to the top after a lot of hardships, this kind of mother-in-law drama, you Would you like to watch it?"

　　"Uh, I really don't like this." Yi Fei was speechless, not to mention modern ones, let alone ancient costumes, which would only be more abusive than modern ones.

　　To a certain extent, Yu Ziye and Yifei seem to have a common hobby, and they like more exciting dramas, which are the so-called horror movies.

　　So Yi Fei often read Yu Ziye's script, just to find some excitement, but Yi Fei obviously didn't ask Yu Ziye because of this: "But I think it looks good, it's very cartoon style from Guan Gu."