My Apartment Life

　　Maybe this is the time to come to the alliance, and want to unite with myself to fight against that Neo.

　　But then again, this Neo is indeed too stealthy, Yu Ziye admits that he is handsome, but there is no need to exaggerate?The screenwriter's brain must have gone awry.

　　Yu Ziye thought so truthfully, no wonder Lu Ziqiao was jealous, he had never been treated like this before, otherwise he would be a slap in the face, what skills would he need?There are girls moths to the flames casually.So.

Chapter 313

　　Yu Ziye and Zeng Xiaoxian followed Lu Ziqiao to a corner, Yu Ziye asked casually, "Ziqiao, what are you doing with us?"

　　"Mr. Zeng, Ziye, you are not as vulgar as them, are you?" Lu Ziqiao asked inexplicably.

　　"what happened?"

　　"Didn't you find that all women are fascinated by him?" Lu Ziqiao explained sourly: "There is still no order in this arena, Mr. Zeng, I have given you a task to send you to be undercover agents. Find an opportunity to despise him severely."

　　"Have you eaten too much?" Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes: "Why should I despise him?"

　　"From his appearance to his tone, and his inexplicable fashion, which one is not worthy of contempt?"

　　"You can pull it down! You are jealous! You are so famous." Yu Ziye took a sip from the bottle and said calmly, "I don't want to be hated by those girls for no reason, don't you see it? ? They've been deceived by Neo's appearance, so everything he says will automatically add points to their hearts."

　　"That's why we have to pull them out of the sea of ​​misery!"

　　Yu Ziye was a little entangled, this kind of thing is too troublesome: "Zi Qiao, what's the use of this, you don't chase Yu Mo and your little aunt, how do you care how they are nympho? You can just pick your girl. "

　　"What about Yifei? You're not worried."

　　"What are you worried about!" Yu Ziye pouted: "I just discovered a fatal flaw in him, and now I don't think he will be a little jealous, so I won't worry about this problem."

　　"What's the downside?"

　　"What do you want?" Yu Ziye looked at Lu Ziqiao vigilantly, and touched his nose suddenly: "Wait a minute, I seem to have discovered another problem, this guy is using Yu Mo to sell his look to us! I rely on, He wanted to develop the girls in our apartment into his clients."

　　"So, did I say how dangerous he is?" Lu Ziqiao clapped his palm: "Can you cooperate now?"

　　"But... what does this have to do with me, I just don't get fooled."

　　Lu Ziqiao pretended to be pity and shook his head: "Hey, Ziye, you still don't know much about girls."

　　"Oh? How do you say that?"

　　Lu Ziqiao pointed to the street outside: "When you go shopping with Yi Fei, Yi Fei clearly knows that the so-called discounts and promotions are just a marketing tool, and their quality is not very good, but she is still curious to check it out, you know why?"

　　"Because, if you have the advantage, you won't take the white."

　　"Wrong, it's a girl's nature to buy, buy, buy, and even if you can't be fooled, Yifei is still willing to be fooled."

　　"..."

　　He meows, Yu Ziye found that he had been persuaded by Lu Ziqiao, which seems reasonable, but it seems not a good habit to despise people at will: "Then what do you want? As for being an undercover agent and despising people, don't talk about it. , This is what the villain will do, we are the protagonists, how can we do the villain's thing?"

　　"Okay, Teacher Zeng, what about you?" Lu Ziqiao looked at Zeng Xiaoxian.

　　"Why should I join forces with you?" Zeng Xiaoxian said dissatisfiedly: "I don't have a girlfriend who is crazy about him, hum hum ha ha ha~"

　　"If you want to promise the alliance, I will award you the title of the most beautiful man in the world."

　　"Deal, hum hum ha ha ha~" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed slyly when he heard this sentence, but soon he found something wrong: "Wait a minute, why do you want to award it to me?"

　　"..."

　　Lu Ziqiao shivered, startling Zeng Xiaoxian.

　　The three guys murmured to discuss for a long time, Lu Ziqiao came up with all kinds of tricks and tricks, and Yu Ziye was full of black lines: "I said, can you stop thinking about the villain's tricks? Can you be more aboveboard? ?"

　　"Then what's your opinion?"

　　Yu Ziye touched his chin: "Let me tell you! Why should we follow in his footsteps? He is good at fashion styling, but we are not good at it, so we won't compare our strengths with him?"

　　"for example?"

　　Yu Ziye glanced at Lu Ziqiao: "For example, didn't you write a sentence in your Sina Weibo tutorial? One of the things that women have in common with birds is that they are attracted by luminous objects. You put a string of lights on your clothes, Isn't he the prettiest kid in the apartment?"

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian's head was full of black lines: "Such two things..."

　　"That makes sense!" Lu Ziqiao nodded thoughtfully.

　　"..." Zeng Xiaoxian opened his mouth wide and looked at Lu Ziqiao: "Damn, are you really playing? I don't do such a thing, don't be treated as a street light..."

　　"Aiya~" Lu Ziqiao suddenly embraced Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulder: "Just kidding, don't be so nervous, but Midnight's words gave me a lot of inspiration."

　　"What do you want to say?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Lu Ziqiao with some vigilance, as if Zeng Xiaoxian would leave if he said such two words again.

　　"Girls are nothing more than a matter of freshness to this Neo." Lu Ziqiao said lightly: "In other words, girls are already tired of our shape and character, as long as we create a sense of freshness, we can beat this. Neo?"

　　"So, what do you want to do?"

　　"Think about it, what do the girls think of us?" Lu Ziqiao glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian really thought about it seriously: "My impression of you is that of a prostitute. My impression of Zi Ye is a small one. My impression of me...hehehe, he is a good man."

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye and Lu Ziqiao looked at each other with black lines on their foreheads: "You idiot, their impression of you is that they are cheap."

　　"I..." Zeng Xiaoxian stared at the two of them unhappily, and reluctantly accepted the fact.

　　"You said, what if we all changed?"

　　"You mean..." Zeng Xiaoxian scratched his head: "Let's change it. Midnight 2.1 will become a domineering president, you will become a peerless good man, and I will become more serious?"

　　"Yes, come or not?" Lu Ziqiao seduced Zeng Xiaoxian.

　　"You can try this." Zeng Xiaoxian felt that this would help improve his image, so he simply agreed: "Okay, let's try it, but how do we do it?"

　　"It depends on Ziye." Lu Ziqiao winked at Yu Ziye: "What to say and what to do, isn't that what you are best at writing? You can teach Teacher Zeng what it means to be serious. Don't people know?"

　　"What if he can't do it himself?"

　　"Then it doesn't matter what happened to us. If he didn't do it himself, don't blame us for not giving him a chance." Lu Ziqiao shrugged and said a word. .

Chapter 314

　　"Huh huh huh huh~"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to have thought that it was time for him to be a blockbuster. Thinking about it, he laughed lewdly, frightening Yu Ziye and Lu Ziqiao, and hurried away a few meters away from him. Others thought they knew him.

　　In the evening, Yifei came home and was preparing to cut vegetables and cook!But no matter how you wait, Yu Ziye doesn't come out.

　　She looked at the room strangely: "Strange, didn't this kid say he changed his clothes? It took him so long to change? I have never seen him so sullen and coquettish! Could it be that he was stimulated by something."

　　Before she could go in to take a look, Zeng Xiaoxian walked in from outside and saw only Yifei: "Yifei, where's Midnight? Where did he go?"

　　"In the room! Why are you looking for him?" Yifei asked strangely.

　　"I..." Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly thought that this matter was their business, and he couldn't say it casually. He had to give him a surprise: "I have something to ask him, is he convenient now?"

　　"I don't know, just knock on the door yourself!"

　　"Oh~"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian knocked on the door, and it didn't take long before Yu Ziye came to open the door. Zeng Xiaoxian looked up and said, "I'm going, why have you become so tall?"

　　"Don't talk nonsense." Yu Ziye pouted: "Why are you looking for me? Didn't you see that I was already preparing? I want to give Yifei a surprise."

　　"What about mine?" Zeng Xiaoxian rubbed his hands together and said expectantly.

　　"Your what?"

　　"..." Zeng Xiaoxian's expression froze, and he said helplessly: "Hey, what should I do, you give me the script! Otherwise, how would I know what to do!"

　　"Oh, you said this, I'll give it to you." Yu Ziye gave him the things: "It's still up to you to play by yourself. As for how far you can do it, I can't guarantee it."

　　"Okay, hehe~" Zeng Xiaoxian took it, then sneakily glanced around, and ran out just like that.

　　Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian's back and was very puzzled: "It's weird, why is this bitch so happy today." Looking back, Yu Ziye hadn't come out of the room, Yifei couldn't help knocking on the door: " Midnight, what are you doing in there? The chicken soup is ready, if you don't come out, it will be gone! Can you hear me?"

　　'click~'

　　The door slammed and finally opened, Yifei let out a sigh of relief, and finally came out: "Midnight, you..."

　　The door slowly opened, and what Yifei was about to say was directly in her throat. She stared at Yu Ziye with wide eyes: "I'm going, how did you grow taller? Besides, are you stronger? Also, you Why are you dressed like this at night?"

　　I saw Yu Ziye wearing a suit, and with his current height and muscles, he was simply imposing!

　　Yu Ziye slowly approached Yi Fei, and then Yi Fei stepped back in shock and slammed into the wall.

　　Yu Ziye put one hand on the wall and raised Yifei's chin with the other: "Beauty, you have successfully caught my attention, is there anything else you want to say now?"

　　"..."

　　Yifei blinked, suddenly touched Yu Ziye's forehead, and then touched her own forehead: "I don't have a fever! How did you become like this?"

　　"Don't move, you little goblin, you're playing with fire, do you know that?" Yu Ziye said and kissed directly.

　　"..."

　　Yi Fei suddenly felt that the world was crazy, and it only took half a day, and some people's personalities changed.

　　It's too pitiful, too weird, looking at Yu Ziye who feels good about himself, Yi Fei's head is full of black lines: "Darling, don't scare me? You won't be transferred by aliens, right? Say, really Where did Yu Ziye go?"

　　"I'll give you another chance to reorganize the language." Yu Ziye said indifferently.

　　"What did you say?" Yi Fei's head was covered in black lines, then she turned her hand, grabbed Yu Ziye's arm, twisted it in the opposite direction, and knocked it down against the wall.

　　"Ah~~" Yu Ziye cried and said, "It hurts, it hurts, Yifei, don't do this."

　　"Come on, who are you, and where did you hide my Midnight?" Yifei said coldly, "If you don't say anything, I'll take your arm off."

　　"What! I'm Midnight, not a fake, let go, it hurts!"

　　"Fart, don't you say it!? I'll tear you apart now."

　　"Stop, I'm not playing anymore." Yu Ziye cried and said innocently: "Yifei, I'm really Ziye! You have a black spot on your ass, I really didn't get transferred."

　　"..."