My Apartment Life

　　It's just that Yifei wears this dress, it seems to highlight her figure, it doesn't matter if it's outdated or not, mainly because she likes her wearing this dress, Yu Ziye couldn't help but hug her: "I want to eat too, you give Hello."

　　"..."

　　Yifei rolled her eyes, but still put a small dried fish in Yu Ziye's mouth: "If you turned into a kitten, I would feed you every day, but unfortunately you are not."

　　"Just kidding, how can the kitten compare to me? It's nothing but cute." Yu Ziye pouted.

　　"These days, cuteness means everything." Yifei leaned in Yu Ziye's arms and said casually: "Come on, little brother, show me a cute one, in this case, you are useless and I will be happy to feed it to you. you."

　　"Okay, then you look good."

　　Yu Ziye stroked his sleeves, his eyes suddenly squeezed together, after Yifei looked at it, he slapped the table and laughed: "Hahaha~ Oh, no, no, no, hahaha~ Are you trying to laugh at me to death? Hahaha, I made you look cute, I didn't let you act like a fool, what's the matter with your cross-eyed eyes!? Hahaha~ I'm dying of laughter..."

　　Yifei laughed and leaned back and forth, her stomach hurt from laughing before she stood up and coughed twice: "No way, cough~ I'm dying of laughter, you cross-eyed... it's very expressive! You won't think it's stupid It's cute to be stupid, right? Then I admit, you win, come here, and reward you with a small dried fish."

　　Yi Fei once again took a small dried fish and put it in Yu Ziye's mouth, the phone next to her suddenly rang, Yi Fei glanced at it and answered it.

　　Yu Ziye leaned to the side and listened to Yifei answering the phone, and a voice came from the opposite side: "Guess who I am, guess there is a gift~"

　　"..." Yi Fei felt a little pained: "Zi Qiao?" "That's not right~"

　　"Guan Gu?" "That's not right~"

　　"Zeng Xiaoxian?" "That's not right~"

　　"Zhang Wei?" "That's not right~"

　　"Damn, who the hell are you?! Don't say I'm dead!" Yifei said angrily, is this person crazy?It's a big New Year's Eve, who's calling, isn't this a hooligan?

　　"I'm still delivering takeout, and the takeout you ordered will arrive soon."

　　"..."

　　Yifei's whole person is not well, and her face is murderous: "Deadly delivering food, I'm impatient."

　　Saying that, Yi Fei took out a kitchen knife from her bag: "Today, if I don't cut off his head, I'm obviously going to complain, why can he still joke?"

　　"... Maybe he received a complaint, so he's ready to compensate, isn't he here to deliver food?" Yu Ziye shrugged and said.

　　"That's pretty much the case." Yifei felt a little relieved when she heard what Yu Ziye said. What she cared about was not the few chicken wings she was concerned about, but the deliveryman who stole it. If there is a sincere apology and compensation If so, she wouldn't hold on to this point, as for making a joke, it's a trivial matter.

　　At this time, Zhang Wei also came out of the room, but now he changed into a sassy suit, Yifei looked at him speechlessly: "What do you want to do? What are you wearing like this at night?"

　　"Don't worry, I said that I will handle this matter. I ordered a takeaway, and the takeaway came over quickly. If he is the kind of person who loves petty bargains, he will definitely steal food again. "

　　"What if he doesn't steal it?" Yi Fei's anger came out again. If they said that, it's not that they intend to apologize and compensate, but Zhang Wei, the scumbag, ordered another one.

　　This sounds like a slap in the face, it can be confirmed obviously, but the result is that there is no evidence.

　　"Rest assured, as a lawyer, evidence is never the most important thing, the most important thing is the aura."

　　"..." Yi Fei twitched the corners of her mouth, she really didn't know what to say: "What do you mean by looking for?"

　　"What he means is to talk shit." Yu Ziye helplessly translated for Yifei: "He is confident that the deliveryman will take the initiative to admit his mistake."

　　"Why am I so unbelievable?" Yifei said unhappily.

　　At this time, the doorbell rang, and even if Yi Fei didn't believe it, it would still let Zhang Wei play first.

　　Yu Ziye yawned, okay!Sometimes he is misled. At this time, a store may only have one delivery person, and he will not change people. If he orders another delivery, it will still be delivered by the same person, and it is considered that the delivery person can be seen. .

Chapter 341

　　Zhang Wei opened the door, the deliveryman was standing outside, Zhang Wei looked at him with a restless expression, and the goods were seen with a guilty conscience.At this moment, Zhang Wei dropped a sentence: "Wait a minute, I'll be right back."

　　Zhang Wei returned to the inside, and he said silently: "The man has come, okay, let's follow the plan and give him a red envelope."

　　"..."

　　Yifei's head is full of black lines: "Is this your professional method? People have gone too far to steal your things, and you actually gave them red envelopes?"

　　"We can't let people grab the handle. We gave a red envelope and our business is done. Only in this way can we make him realize his mistakes and influence him."

　　Yu Ziye blinked his eyes and was a little stunned: "Lawyer Zhang, when did you become a monk? Tsk tsk, in the past, the Buddha cut flesh to feed the eagle, but now Lawyer Zhang gives red envelopes to transform the deliveryman, Zhang Tang Xuanzang, Tathagata, Ksitigarbha, Yida. , then I want to see how you influence people?"

　　"Then give a red envelope!"

　　"No." Yu Ziye shook his head, and Yi Fei pulled his hand away in disgust: "I will never bow my head to the evil forces, I will give it to you, and I won't give it to you if I kill you."

　　Zhang Wei took a deep breath: "Okay, since 497 is like this, then I will give it to me, but if I get any compensation later, it will be mine, so don't be jealous."

　　"Cut~" Yi Fei pouted in disdain.

　　Zhang Wei took out the money for the chicken wings, and then took out another ten yuan: "Come on, young man, this is the money for the chicken wings, and this is the red envelope for the new year. Happy Chinese New Year."

　　"Thank you, sir, you're so stingy... oh, no, you're too polite." The deliveryman was neither unhappy nor too surprised. Obviously, he had already received a lot of red envelopes, and he could no longer see it. on this point.

　　Zhang Wei smiled, the work was done, and then said seriously: "Okay, there is one more thing to do next. When I checked the last chicken wing, there were a few missing. Did you steal it?"

　　The deliveryman was startled, and suddenly felt a little guilty: "No! How is it possible?"

　　"Really?" Zhang Wei squinted his eyes, and it really was the same thing: "Then tell me why there are fewer chicken wings, is it because your boss is missing."

　　The delivery man was in a hurry and began to act: "Sir, I really don't miss your chicken wings, why don't you believe it? Didn't you have experience signing at the time?"

　　"The signature is signed, but I haven't checked it." Yifei stood up at this time, she couldn't stand it anymore, and it was as if she wished him: "It's a shame that we believe you are a time-honored brand, and your reputation is the same as It's like a bubble, it shatters when you touch it."

　　Yu Ziye said calmly: "We have already called the complaint number, didn't your boss tell you? It seems that he saw us without evidence and didn't care, I forgot to tell you, our chicken wings are perverted and spicy, you yourself Perverted and allergic to spicy food, watch it! After an hour, you will be cool."

　　Of course, the delivery man couldn't admit it: "I don't know what you are talking about. I didn't steal your chicken wings. It's getting late. I have to deliver the food. I'll go first, and I'll ask you to sign."

　　"Hehehe~" Yu Ziye smiled and didn't stop him, that's what he was waiting for.

　　Zhang Wei was restless, but he gave ten yuan in red envelopes!As a strange person in the stingy world, how could he allow himself to spend money without success: "Hold on, then return the red envelope to me."

　　"How can I get back the red envelopes I sent out!"

　　"What about you? I gave you a red envelope, but you haven't given me the New Year's money!"

　　"But only the older ones give the younger ones lucky money, and how can the younger ones give the older ones lucky money." Of course, the deliveryman would not return the money he received.

　　"Who said I'm older than you? How old are you?"

　　"I'm a post-[-]s generation!"

　　Zhang Wei's head was full of black lines, and he looked up and down the deliveryman. In this way, he was clearly born in the [-]s!Where did the post-[-]s come from: "Then I am post-[-]s, hurry up and give the red envelopes, why? Don't you need to exchange gifts? You won't be ordering takeaways from your family in the future."

　　"I... don't look like it!" The delivery man looked at Zhang Wei with a bitter face: "I think you look like a post-[-]s generation."

　　"You're only born in the fifties, I can't grow too early?"

　　"Okay, okay!" The master made a move, and the move was fatal. After the two were entangled in age, the deliveryman became smart: "I won't give you the money, I will give you this box of crayfish, just treat it as New Year's Eve for you, don't thank me, I'll go first."

　　"Hey, hey, how can the crayfish... Hey." Facing the takeaway who left directly, Zhang Wei had nothing to do.

　　Yifei almost burst out laughing while watching: "How is it? Lawyer Zhang, didn't you say it will be resolved? Has it been resolved?"

　　"At least I don't have any trophies." Zhang Wei said with a desperate face: "I said, don't be jealous."

　　"Okay, it's all yours, no one will rob you." Yifei waved her hand, but she still didn't stop her laughter: "This is the first time I heard that lobsters can be lucky, and I finally met them today. A person who is more stingy than Zhang Wei and more disgusting than Zhang Wei is an eye-opener."

　　"Wang Wang~"

　　"Help! Help!"

　　A few people were just talking, and there was another shouting for help from outside the door. Yu Ziye and Yifei looked at each other, Yu Ziye rubbed his chin: "It seems to be the big black from Xiaohei's house, and the one who delivered the food just now. of."

　　After Yu Ziye said something strange, he opened the door, but the food delivery man rushed in, and Yi Fei subconsciously started: "Hey, there is a flash."

　　The deliveryman flew out directly, and was bitten by Da Hei's pants. He couldn't let go. The deliveryman should not be frightened: "Help! Whose dog is it~ Take it away~"

　　"Hey, Da Hei." Yu Ziye went over and grabbed Da Hei's dog leash. Although Da Hei wasn't so crazy, he still bit his trouser legs firmly.

　　"Pull it away!" The deliveryman looked nervously at this rather ferocious dog.

　　Yu Ziye glanced at the takeaway delivery man in no hurry. Da Hei hadn't bitten his flesh until now, indicating that Da Hei just didn't want to let him go.

　　"Yifei, go to the refrigerator and get a piece of meat. I remember that I bought a lot."

　　"Oh~ good." Yi Fei nodded, although she really wanted to see the deliveryman get retribution, but this is Xiao Hei's dog. If he really bites him, he will lose money. As a friend, it's better to hold him first.

　　Zhang Wei was a little puzzled: "When did Xiao Hei have a dog?"

　　"It's not his, he asked a friend to borrow it. It seems to be a mechanical dog to collect data." Yu Ziye explained lightly and patted Da Hei's back to comfort him. .

Chapter 342

　　After Da Hei ate the meat, he loosened the deliveryman's trouser legs, but he still stared at him fiercely, as if Da Hei would rush to him again as long as he took a step.

　　It’s been over a month since Da Hei came to the love apartment. Several people in the apartment often go to Xiao Hei, and naturally they are familiar with him. Yu Ziye touched Da Hei’s dog’s head, turned his head and said to the deliveryman, “You’re all right. Bar?"

　　"I'm fine, why is your dog so fierce? If you don't tie it up, what if it bites someone?" The deliveryman was terrified.

　　Yu Ziye smiled and watched him leave, but Da Hei actually dropped his big meat and stared at him hard: "I think it's better if you don't leave, you must have something before Da Hei chases you, hehe. Hehe~ I didn't find any evidence about stealing chicken wings, but now I have it, come on, Da Hei, see where he hid things?"

　　Da Hei whimpered a few times, circled the deliveryman a few times, and barked at his trouser pocket: "Oh, in your trouser pocket? Come on, take it out and see what it is."

　　"What do you want to do? This is my own thing, why should I show it to you."

　　"Then there's nothing to talk about, it's up to you." Yu Ziye shrugged and said it didn't matter: "Yi Fei, call Xiao Hei and ask him to pick up the thief."

　　Before waiting for Yifei to call, Xiaohei's voice came from the elevator door: "It's unreasonable, it's okay to give me chicken wings, and Dahei has been kidnapped, don't let me find you, see if I don't take yours You don't even know your mother."

　　"..."

　　This time, Yi Fei and Zhang Wei both looked at the deliveryman jokingly, okay!You dare to commit crimes against the wind, I really think no one will punish you~ Do you?

　　Yu Ziye held back his smile and shouted towards the elevator: "Xiao Hei, here."

　　"Who is it!" Xiao Hei came over, and happened to see Da Hei also: "Da Hei, you are running the ball! What do you want to do with this big New Year's Eve? Huh? It's you, just right, you stole it I have several chicken wings, go, take me - to your boss."

　　"Sir, don't talk nonsense, I never steal chicken wings. Besides, didn't you check it when you checked it?"

　　"That's because I believe that your time-honored brand will not deceive people without acceptance. Whether it's you stealing food or your boss is short, I will find your boss."

　　Of course, the delivery man didn't dare to admit it at this time~ Although he was a little nervous, he still said stubbornly: "Don't talk nonsense! How can you miss your chicken wings? You must have eaten it yourself, that's why you cheated me."

　　"I can't tell you, but let me tell you, my suite has a camera. If I stole it, I can tell you by showing the video."

　　After all, the Xiaohei family is an invention, many things are very precious, and they also need cameras to observe the habits of some creatures, which can be regarded as evidence.