My Apartment Life
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In the evening, Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian were devastated by the tossing. If they hadn't been helped by Yoyo, they would have doubted their life.Yoyo was having a good time, as if he regarded this child as his own.
After staying up late at night, Lu Ziqiao finally came back. When everyone found out, they convened by the way, and put on the posture of three tribunals, blocking Lu Ziqiao in the 3602 living room.
This posture made Lu Ziqiao shudder involuntarily, especially seeing Yi Fei's unkind expression, he swallowed: "You...what do you want? If you want money, you won't give it your life. feather!"
"Don't worry, I don't want your life." Yu Mo spoke very gently, which made Lu Ziqiao feel a little more at ease: "Why did you go this afternoon?"
"I'm in a bar!" Lu Ziqiao quickly explained: "I just met a girl today, who is bulging forward and backward, with fair skin and beautiful..."
"Listen, every girl of yours has this evaluation, can you change another one?"
"You don't understand, beautiful skins are all the same." Lu Ziqiao explained calmly: "This shows that I am very specific, and I only look for such girls."
"This is the first time I've heard that Zhuanyi is used in this way." Yu Ziye complained, and Yifei said dissatisfiedly, "What do you want?"
When Lu Ziqiao talked about picking up girls, his eyes lit up: "As long as I can get one more done, it will be the one hundred and eighth after I come to the love apartment. I want to make a documentary, and the name is called, Lv Xiaobu Nowhere. Peaceful youth."
"...".
Chapter 376
They were very disdainful of what Lu Ziqiao said. There was no way to continue filming this documentary. He had to atone for his debts.Yifei directly interrupted his unrealistic fantasy: "Zi Qiao, I called you here today! I want to give you a surprise."
"Oh? You're going to fund my documentary."
"No, it's to provide actors." Yu Mo said with a smile.
Lu Ziqiao was a little disappointed, but he was happy again. To provide himself with actors for this documentary, didn't that mean he wanted to introduce him to someone?This is good. Although there is no money, it is better than nothing: "Really? Great, where is it?"
"You close your eyes first and make sure this face is both unfamiliar and familiar to you."
Lu Ziqiao closed her eyes excitedly, while on the other side, Zeng Xiaoxian pushed the child over with some worry.Lu Ziqiao said silently, "I can already hear her breathing."
Lu Ziqiao heard the sound of wheels on the other side, and couldn't help turning his head to see that a child came over and stared at him curiously.Lu Ziqiao burst out at that time: "Hey, what's the situation?"
"I'm going to ask you this, you guys... When did you do it?" Yu Mo asked silently.
"What the hell are you guys trying to do?" Lu Ziqiao felt that he was being tricked, so he brought a child over, which is a bit unlucky!Doesn't that curse him to win the lottery sooner or later?
Yifei motioned Yu Ziye to take out the 517 pieces of paper, and Yu Ziye handed it to him: "Look! This thing is placed at the door of your suite, 3602 father with children."
Lu Ziqiao took it over with some uncertainty: "What responsibility and whose responsibility? Also, since it was placed at the door of 3602, why are you sure it must be mine?"
"We didn't say it must be yours!" Yi Fei spread her hands and said calmly, "Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian are also within the scope of suspicion, you are just the one who is more suspicious."
"..."
Lu Ziqiao's whole body is not well, and he has a son accidentally, can he still play?Don't say it's a documentary, I guess I can't even make a video: "What about Guan Gu?"
"Guan Gu met the woman who put down the child face to face, and it was his words that he recognized long ago." Youyou calmly excused Guan Gu: "Now there are three of you who can't be ruled out, and are still under suspicion."
When Lu Ziqiao heard that Guan Gu saw what the woman looked like, he asked anxiously, "What does she look like?"
"Guan Gu has already drawn people with his own memory." Yoyo pointed to the other side.
Yu Mo took out a picture, and a person like the heroine of a two-dimensional comic was standing there pretty, and Yu Ziye said helplessly: "Guan Gu is so handsome! Besides, if this woman looks like this, I will I don't believe that Zi Qiao will abandon her and run away..."
Just kidding, which of the two-dimensional girls is not unscientific in development, unscientific in body, and unscientific in character?If there is such a girl in reality, who would like to abandon it forever!
"That's right, it's too general, isn't it? Are there any other features?"
"I think about it!" Yifei thought about what Guan Gu told them: "Probably, long yellow hair, big eyes, some baby fat, and a good figure..."
"Is it an expression of anger and despair and loss in your eyes?"
"Uh..." Yi Fei thought for a while: "I didn't say that, Guan Gu didn't seem to see her eyes at all, the woman looked back at Guan Gu and left, he didn't see anything clearly. "
"Then how can I prove it?"
He didn't know if the woman's eyes were filled with despair and loss, but what he knew was that there was despair and loss in his eyes now.Your youth is about to be fixed on the cross, can you not despair and lose?
Of course Yifei knows it's not that simple: "Calm down, among the three of you, Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian are better proofs that they don't have many ex-girlfriends, but you are different, you yourself said that you struck up a conversation. One hundred and eight, so it's not that easy to prove. Listen to me, clear the cache, use all the memory for search, set the CPU to intelligent overclocking mode, and reminisce."
"..."
Lu Ziqiao took a deep breath, recalled really hard, and then: "Ah~, my head, my head..."
"This, is the motherboard burned?" Yu Mo asked worriedly looking at Lu Ziqiao, who was holding his head and wailing, and asked with some headache.
Yu Ziye leaned into Yifei's ear and said, "Don't think about it, this is another escape technique after using urine and feces, burning escape."
"Pfft~" Yi Fei burst out with a smile: "Burning escape? Thank you for thinking about it." Yi Fei smiled and patted Yu Ziye's thigh, but still waved her hand: "Forget it, I'll give you one night, be good Think about it, which ex-girlfriend of yours left it. If you can't find it, you should honestly take responsibility!"
"..."
After speaking, regardless of what Lu Ziqiao did, Yifei left a sentence and dragged Yu Ziye to her suite.
She knew that Lu Ziqiao was a little confused when she heard the news, and it was normal to shirk responsibility, but it was also good to give him a good night's sleep.
If this child is his, so that he can be mentally prepared to accept it.If the child is not his, let him reflect on it and let him know what will happen if he messes around outside.
After Yu Ziye took a shower, he was working on tomorrow's coursework in his room, and Yi Fei came in from outside wearing pajamas.
Regardless of whether he sat down in Yu Ziye's arms, he just leaned there and watched Yu Ziye write the courseware: "Darling, who do you think this child belongs to?"
"Hmm~" Yu Ziye slapped his mouth twice, stopped the movements in his hands, and hugged Yifei's small waist: "I don't think any of them are."
"Ah? Why do you think so?" Yi Fei asked Yu Ziye a little unsettledly. She could already confirm that it was Lu Ziqiao's anyway. The main reason was that this guy really had too many romantic debts, so it would be difficult for people not to think it was his .
Yu Ziye explained: "Not to mention Mr. Zeng and Zhang Wei, Mr. Zeng, a person who is entangled in even confessing to others, it is probably difficult to make him do bad things. As for Zhang Wei... just talk to him. As I said, if a girl really wants him to be responsible, he will be happy himself, it is impossible to pick up such a beautiful wife for nothing and give him a child."
"What about Joe? I think it's [-]% his, right?" Yifei analyzed: "This child also looks over a year old, that is to say, he hooked up with him not long after he came to the love apartment. The girl. After so long, I don't know if he forgot."
"...".
Chapter 377
"That reasoning is also correct." Yu Ziye nodded, there was nothing wrong with Yifei's analysis.Normally, this is indeed a very trustworthy question.
"Then why do you say it's not from any of them." Yifei was a little puzzled. He heard Yu Ziye say that the child was not from any of them. Could it be that he was still hallucinating?
Yu Ziye touched his nose helplessly: "I mean, this child doesn't look like any of them, don't you think that piece of paper is a little strange?"
"What paper?" Yi Fei was a little stunned.
Yu Ziye reluctantly took out the piece of paper that he had left. After showing it to Lu Ziqiao, he kept it in his custody: "Look, this piece of paper and the words written on it are very strange-."
Yifei took it, pinched the material of the paper, and sniffed: "The material of the paper is nothing strange, it's just a simple document paper, but the words on it are really strange, there is a typo, but Didn't Yoyo explain it?"
Yu Ziye said helplessly: "That's Yoyo's explanation, do you really think the owner of this paper is that explanation?"
"Oh, that's true." Yifei understands that it is easy to distort the truth of things with such over-interpretation.In fact, there are a lot of things in textbooks, and even inspirational stories that you have read before. When you know what's behind him, it's easy to ruin your childhood: "However, Zi Qiaopao's girls are usually big-chested and brainless. Typos are normal."
"..."
Yu Ziye was very speechless. He talked for a long time, but Yifei didn't get the point: "I didn't say a typo, you didn't realize that, where did these words come from, then paste them on, and finally print them out?"
"Really?" Yifei looked at it again: "It really is~"
Yu Ziye shrugged: "So, think about it carefully, where do you take off the words, then paste them on and print them out. Just these few words are definitely more troublesome than writing them directly. Why did she do this?"
"Yeah! Why?" Yi Fei was a little confused by Yu Ziye's thoughts: "Either she is illiterate, she came from the countryside, and then she picked it up bit by bit."
Yu Ziye nodded: "Yes, this is indeed very possible, but considering what Guan Gu said, what do you think is the possibility of the girl he saw?"
"Guan Gu said? Oh, yes, yellow hair, it means dyed, big eyes, good figure, baby fat, why doesn't this sound like a country girl who hasn't read a book at all! So fashionable?"
"So, there is another possibility to explain such a contradiction." Yu Ziye stretched out a finger: "They are from abroad, and they are also Asians, otherwise Guan Gu would not have said such an important feature. ."
Yifei's eyes lit up, that's right!As a result, isn't the scope narrowed?It would be much easier to find.
However, Yifei quickly reacted: "However, you still didn't say why you said that this child must not belong to the three of them? It's not Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei, I believe that they should not have the ability to fool foreign girls, but Ziqiao still It's very simple, he likes to fool these people who don't understand."
Yu Ziye touched his nose. It seems that telling the truth is sometimes not an easy thing: "It's very simple! Think back, what is it like for Ziqiao to chase a girl?"
"Go for what you like." This Yifei said it very clearly: "Or pretend to be a rich second generation."
"So let's do it!" Yu Ziye clapped his palms: "I won't talk about the latter method. The former one does what he likes. Have you seen him learn other languages?"
"Oh~ You're just relying on this to say that Ziqiao is okay? Is it too hasty?" Yifei said speechlessly. She felt that this could indeed be a reason, but it was really unrealistic to push Lu Ziqiao out.
"So, tomorrow we just need to ask Ziqiao to tell the foreign girl he has soaked in, and we can basically determine who it is." Yu Ziye didn't bother in this place, anyway, it was considered to give Lu Ziqiao some peace and let him eat. It's okay to suffer.
You must know that Yu Ziye and Yifei often saw some girls making a fuss, and they would come to Lu Ziqiao's door instead of breaking up with him, so that he could calm down a little bit.
"It's really smart." Yi Fei said with appreciation after kissing Yu Ziye.
Yu Ziye held Yifei's face: "I'm not in the mood to work after you do this."
"..."
There was nothing to say all night. In the morning of the next day, Yifei had nothing to do. Yu Ziye had classes in the afternoon, so he could finish things in the morning.
· · Flowers · ·
Yifei found Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei: "You two, have you made up your mind?"
"What are you thinking about?" Zeng Xiaoxian was a little confused, and then he reacted: "Hey, hey, let me tell you! I said that the child is definitely not mine, and I have never done it before, how could it be possible to cause death?"
Yu Ziye smiled. He actually wanted to see what Zeng Xiaoxian looked like when he saw his ex-girlfriend: "Mr. Zeng, I believe that child is not yours."
"Thank you, thank you so much." Zeng Xiaoxian held Yu Ziye's hand excitedly, it was great, someone finally believed that he was innocent.
Yu Ziye calmly withdrew his hand: "However, there is a chance to get rid of the order in front of you, aren't you ready to cherish it?"
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"Take off... off the list?" Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned, what chance does this have?
Yu Ziye shook his head and sighed, "Mr. Zeng, your last girlfriend..."
"Pre-girlfriend, we're not together yet!" Zeng Xiaoxian said speechlessly.
"Okay, OK, prospective girlfriend." Yu Ziye raised his hand and surrendered, and followed Zeng Xiaoxian's words: "You will admit that this is a respected girlfriend, which shows that you are still interested in her, right!"
"This...hehehe~" Zeng Xiaoxian scratched his head embarrassedly, but he just smiled silly, and he knew it at a glance.
Yu Ziye continued: "But for some reason, you didn't stay with her, and you don't know why you want to ask her out again, right? Look, there is a ready-made reason in front of you now, so that you can ask her out again. She comes out. I can be a bad person, and you say that I forced you to come out beyond her to confirm whether it is your child. Isn't that a good reason? "
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