My Apartment Life
Page 203
When Yu Ziye was talking, she suddenly heard Yu Mo's voice, she also came out of her room, and she just happened to hear herself appearing.
Yifei said hello: "Yu Mo, are you out too?"
"Yeah! I was going to watch a movie, but the internet was cut off and I haven't come, so I came out to see it."
"That's right, we are assassinating Mr. Yi, you can join us too!" Zeng Xiaoxian invited Yu Mo, obviously he was very happy.
"Where did you say?"
Yu Ziye thought for a while: "Speaking of our way to assassinate Mr. Yi, I happened to meet you and I am going to invite you to assassinate him together."
"Forget it! Assassination or something is the least interesting." Yu Mo said helplessly: "If only I could meet a handsome guy."
"I'm not?" Yu Ziye said proudly, in the setting, he is indeed a handsome person.
"But that has a master, can you come to someone who has no master?"
"Then let me try!"
Yu Ziye continued to speak. . .
. . . . . .
Qin Xiaomo didn't want to go out like this, mainly because she thought it was boring, but: "if you can introduce me to a boyfriend, I'll go out with you."
"Introducing your boyfriend?" Zeng Xian'er raised her brows: "Hum hum ha ha ha~ What do you think of me?"
"...Then I'll still promise Mr. Yi!"
"..." Zeng Xian'er's heart felt that it had suffered a huge crit, which is too shameless!
"Hehehe~" Yu Xiaoye laughed and looked at him from the side: "It's nothing to help you introduce a boyfriend, I just customized it, I can customize one for you..."
"Really? I want that kind of muscular, handsome, gentle and considerate boyfriend."
"Okay." Yu Xiaoye agreed with certainty: "Then let's go! I will destroy the revenge as soon as possible!"
"Destruction?" Zeng Xian'er and Qin Xiaomo both looked at him in shock.
"Yes! I am a custom robot. Once our partner dies, we will be buried with us."
"Is it so miserable?"
"It doesn't count!" Yu Xiaoye scratched his head: "We were originally customized boyfriends, and our only purpose was to accompany me. If it wasn't for revenge, I wouldn't be dormant."
Qin Xiaomo said moved a little: "too infatuated? I decided, I just want this kind of boyfriend."
"Can I have one?" Zeng Xian'er asked with some anticipation, almost dying of envy.
Yu Xiaoye blinked: "I'm sorry, I don't have a custom channel for customizing girlfriends. You have to find a female custom robot. If you ask me to customize a beautiful boyfriend for you, I can help you."
"..."
Zeng Xian'er almost vomited blood, a beautiful boyfriend, isn't he also a man?Who wants it! ?There was no way, he could only change the subject: "The time is running out, let's go out first! Kill Mr. Yi first, and then talk about customization."
"Well, good~"
Yu Xiaoye turned on the radar, called up the map, and took Zeng Xian'er and Qin Xiaomo to run outside slowly.As soon as he saw the door, Zeng Xian'er was very excited: "I'm finally going to escape, it's too difficult."
Thinking of the crimes she suffered in prison, Zeng Xian'er felt that she could write a Les Miserables book.
If there is a chance, he will never have the next time, and now, this opportunity has come.
Just as he was about to go out the door, a voice suddenly came from outside, and Zeng Xian'er suddenly heard it: "Huh? Why did I hear Xiaoyou's voice? Could it be that she was also caught in? Then we have to rescue her first."
"Who is Xiaoyou?"
"My classmate." Zeng Xian'er said silently: "By the way, hide first, don't be discovered, let's rescue Xiaoyou first and then go out."
"Oh~" After the few people finished speaking, they hid in a corner. Zeng Xian'er also took out a sap, and when they came in, he knocked out the guards and rescued them. .
Chapter 414
"I hit~~"
With a roar, Guan Gu Qiqi was directly stunned by the hammer, and Zeng Xian'er looked at his masterpiece with excitement: "Hmph, how could I have made a mistake when I shot a hero? Look, isn't this dead?"
"Guan Gu? Guan Gu?" Tang Xiaoyou looked at the miracle of Guan Gu worriedly. Seeing that he was holding his head in pain, but he didn't die, he felt relieved and breathed a sigh of relief: "Why are you beating people indiscriminately? ?"
Zeng Xian'er was taken aback: "Didn't he arrest you in the cell?"
"He's a neon friend. He helped me to save you. Who knew you would hit someone on the head with a hammer!"
"Ah?" Zeng Xian'er was stunned, glanced at the stick in his hand, threw the thing out, and smiled awkwardly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't know! We just escaped from prison! Do you want to be together? "
"Jailbreak? A bunch of people are watching outside, how did you escape?"
"It's okay, we have a boss here." Zeng Xian'er pushed Yu Xiaoye out.Yu Xiaoye's eyes were red at this moment, and Zeng Xian'er suddenly said, "You... 11 What's the matter with you?"
"I don't know!" Yu Xiaoye's nostrils spurted hot air: "Suddenly I feel very angry! I want to hit someone, so punch me."
"Hey hey~" Zeng Xian'er hurriedly pulled him: "This is anger attribute! You have to fight it out! It's fine for people there to fight casually."
"What did you say!" Yu Xiaoye roared, like an angry bull, ran out quickly, and shouted: "Boom~"
The door was slammed open directly, and all kinds of gunshots, falling to the ground, screams and explosions came to mind outside.Zeng Xian'er's scalp was numb after hearing this voice, and after a while, the sound outside stopped.
Tang Xiaoyou asked weakly, "That...he won't die outside, will he?"
"I'll go take a look?" Zeng Xian'er sneaked his head out, and before he could see anything, a jet of water suddenly rushed him back.
Zeng Xian'er wiped her face and went out to take a look, only to see that Yu Xiaoye didn't get a huge water pipe from somewhere, the water column just now was sprayed from here.
As soon as Yu Xiaoye saw Zeng Xian'er and the others, he walked over quickly, the water pipe pointed directly at them, and sprayed them again.
"Hey, is there something wrong with you?" Zeng Xian'er had black lines all over her head, so she almost fought with him: "Have you done it yet?"
"It's so dirty, look at each of you, your body is covered in blood, and it's still so dark, so wash it up for me~"
Yu Xiaoye said and sprayed them all over again, and nodded with satisfaction until they were washed clean: "Don't be stunned, clean this place quickly, one by one, I don't like to be clean."
Speaking of which, Yu Xiaoye threw a few brooms to them, causing Zeng Xian'er to look at each other.
Zeng Xian'er covered her face, ran over and pulled Yu Xiaoye: "What's wrong with you?! This is the base camp of other people. If you fight like this, you have to collect your corpse, and they will blow you to ashes in minutes."
"Isn't it just a few gun battles? What are you afraid of, clean up for me, or you won't be able to eat today, and then I'll push you into the pit."
"..."
Several people shuddered when they saw Yu Xiaoye's disgusting and dangerous gaze, they didn't dare to have any more opinions, and cleaned up with a bitter face.
. . . . . .
"Killing people in their base camp and collecting corpses to clean the room? This is the worst plot I've ever heard this year." Zeng Xiaoxian said weakly: "No wonder Hu Xiaofei died so miserably, so unreliable. My boyfriend, who can stand it?"
"Oh! To follow the setting, the robot Yu Xiaoye's setting is that his girlfriend is dead, and no one restricts his attributes, so it will change from time to time." Yu Ziye nodded and wrote something in the notebook.
Yifei said unhappily, "Is Mr. Yi still going to kill him?"
"Isn't this the way to kill Mr. Yi?"
"But along the way, apart from getting lost, eating, saving people, and fooling a bad girl, nothing is serious. When you kill Mr. Yi, that's all for next year, right?"
"Don't worry." Yu Ziye waved his hand: "After killing Mr. Yi, that's the finale. Of course, the finale is all about to be present. When everyone is present, isn't it alright?"
"..."
Yifei nodded thoughtfully: "It seems to make sense, wait, I'm already dead, how can you let me be there?"
"Isn't there a dead body?"
"..."
God TM still has a corpse, which means that the finale is over, and even the corpse will not be spared?
. . . . . .
Forced by Yu Xiaoye's power, whether it was Zeng Xian'er, Tang Xiaoyou or Guan Gu Miracle, they all started cleaning and dragging the outside of the cell clean.
A few people were afraid of not having enough time, so they used their milk-feeding strength. The tired Zeng Xianer stuck out his tongue: "Is that all right? Can we go? A large army will gather around later."
"It's about the same." Yu Xiaoye clapped his palms, still satisfied, and finally cleaned up.
"Then let's go! I'm exhausted." Zeng Xian'er walked outside with a stick.
Before taking two steps, she heard deafening footsteps, and Zeng Xian'er was a little desperate: "Isn't it? The big army is coming?" Zeng Xian'er saw Yu Xiaoye behind, as if she saw a savior: "Big brother , can you continue to become an angry attribute from 537! It's up to you now."
"Sorry, only girlfriends can change attributes." Yu Xiaoye refused without thinking.
"Then what to do? What kind of attribute are you now? Is there any way not to?"
Yu Xiaoye thought about it for a while: "It's a mouth-watering attribute now, and its characteristic is that he likes speeches, and he talks endlessly. Hey, by the way, let me just say a few words first..."
"Stop." As soon as Zeng Xian'er heard this, he knew that it couldn't be solved within two hours, so he quickly asked him to stop: "Brother, your ass is on fire now, you have to talk to people outside! Look at them. give you time."
"Oh, then I'll go talk to the people outside."
"..."
"No, you really want to give a speech to people outside?" Zeng Xian'er was shocked, did she make a mistake? Now that her ass is on fire, you told me this.
However, it was too late. Mr. Yi led Zhang Xiaowei and a large group of troops over. Hundreds of guns were aimed at them.Zeng Xian'er saw that her scalp was numb, and that black muzzle was like a beast that could eat people.
"Give me your hand, or I'll shoot."
Yu Xiaoye stood majestically at the front and took a deep breath: "Okay, now, let me just say a few words, look at your appearance...".
Chapter 415
"Look at your appearance, you are not a ghost or a ghost, you are not like everyone, what will your parents do when they see it..."
What Yu Xiaoye said in front was spittle, whether it was Mr. Yi in front or Zeng Xian'er in the back, it was stunned for a while, listening to Yu Xiaoye's words was as if they were heinous.
"I can't take it anymore, I want to go home, woohoo~"
Suddenly, someone dropped the gun and ran back. There was the first one and the second one. A group of people threw the gun on the ground and ran outside, leaving only Mr. Yi and Zhang Xiaowei standing. There, tears were flowing.
"It's so touching, I don't want to do this either, but in this shitty world, I can't help it. If I have the chance, I want to be a good person, woohoo~"
"..."
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