My Apartment Life
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"not me..."
Just as Yu Ziye was about to speak, Yifei pulled him inside again: "If you have something to say, go back and talk about it. You are not afraid that others will see the joke, remember what I said!"
"...".
Chapter 532
When Yifei dragged Yu Ziye into the restaurant again, Yoyo and Mika were no longer surprised, but they still looked at Yu Ziye curiously: "Ziye, what's the matter with you? Why do you wear such a long wig? Women's clothing?!" Then he said jokingly: "So perverted~ Hee hee hee~"
"..." Yu Ziye glanced at Yunyou coldly and seemed a little silent.
Yifei said calmly: "Who said that the ladies are here just now? Didn't he dress like this to take care of me? Besides, a denim jacket... is not a pure women's clothing!"
"What about the tight leather pants?" Mika pointed at Yu Ziye's trousers, and then tsk-tsk: "I didn't expect you to have such a good figure in the middle of the night."
Yifei coughed and sat down opposite Mika and Yoyo: "What do you know, let me tell you, women are naturally fatter than men, and research shows that men's legs are generally thinner than women's, he It's just getting closer to the masses."
Yoyo and Mika have some chest pains, do you want to be so worried?That is to say, the biggest competitor of their women is not a woman, but a man, is there any mistake?
However, Yunyou suddenly felt that something was wrong: "Wait a minute, Sister Yifei, did you get the wrong script? Obviously this kind of mess is what Ziye is best at, how come you are so happy when you say that, but Ziye is so high chilly?!"
A few people looked at Yu Ziye and found that he seemed to have put on makeup, and the delicate faces of the group were cold and clear, with no expression at all, eating on their own.
This is not Yu Ziye's style!When encountering this kind of messy knowledge, he is the one who jumps out every time, and every time it can subvert their three views.
Seeing a few people looking at her, she just wiped her mouth slowly, and the corners of Mika's mouth twitched as she watched, and then said with a face that I already knew the truth: "I know, I must be shy, this is the first time women wear, And it was discovered, can you not be shy?"
"Hmm~"
The three nodded thoughtfully, confirming that Yu Ziye was indeed shy.
"Then hurry up and order something to eat! I'm starving to death." Mika clutched her stomach and picked up the menu.
Everyone is so familiar, so naturally they will not be so polite. After Meijia ordered what she wanted to eat, she gave the menu to Yifei and Yoyo, and then to Yu Ziye.
Yu Ziye shook his head: "No need, just order it yourself."
"I'll go, how did you learn to sound so similar?" Yifei scratched her head, looking at Yu Ziye in surprise: "Last time I heard you talk like this, it was weird, like a eunuch, why now It sounds so good!"
Yifei's own voice is quite good, and she also likes to sing. It can be said that Yu Ziye's current voice is quite good, and she doesn't have the feeling of pretending before.
"I still have something to do, you eat first." Yu Ziye coldly dropped a sentence, then turned around and called the waiter, "Pay the bill."
"It's good." Yifei drove the waiter away: "We haven't eaten yet! We'll pay one lump sum at that time. If you have something to do, go first! Go, go!"
Yifei said and pushed Yu Ziye out, because she felt that, since Yu Ziye was busy walking now, she must still contact the actor.She thought that Yu Ziye had planned to act on her own, but she was stopped by herself, and she must still need to contact the actors, otherwise how could the show go on tonight! ?
So Yifei kicked him out directly, money for food!This is a piece of wool. When Yu Ziye paid the money, it wasn't like she paid. They were all engaged. Isn't it his own?
Yu Ziye took a deep look at Yifei and frowned, but still got up and picked up the bag next to him and left.
Looking at the back of Yu Ziye and Yu Ziye going out, Yoyo and Mika were stunned.When he walked out the door, Yunyou finally thought: "Did you make a mistake? Midnight women's clothes are more attractive than us."
"That's right, it's too unfair, isn't it? It's just a little bit flatter." Mei Jia looked at the place where Yu Ziye went out resentfully.
Yifei rubbed her forehead with a headache: "What do you compare to a man? Really, are you afraid that he won't be able to grab a man from you?"
"Hey, that's not necessarily true. Didn't you always say that 'the opposite sex only reproduces, and the same sex is true love'? What if Midnight was brainwashed?!" Youyou said calmly.
"Why don't you say that he thinks that women don't have to struggle and want to be a woman?" Yi Fei twitched the corners of his mouth: "Well, he has no tendency to be bent, I know that very well."
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Yunyou and Mika sighed in distress, seeming to be mourning the unfairness of this world.
And when 'Yu Ziye' went out, he didn't notice that on the other side of the restaurant, there was also a Yu Ziye wearing a peaked cap, the scarf covered half of his face, only his nose and eyes were exposed.
He was chatting with a woman at the moment, and the woman nodded understandingly.
Yu Ziye also looked at the time: "It's still half an hour before the agreed time, you wait for him to come, and then come out after ten minutes or something. After that, just follow the script, understand? ?"
"Understood, Yu Bian, should that be... pay a deposit first?" The woman reminded weakly.
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"Ah!" Yu Ziye was a little helpless: "Okay, okay, then I'll give you the deposit first, but don't screw it up. If you screw it up, the remaining balance will be halved for you."
"OK, all right."
After Yu Ziye warned him a little, he pulled the scarf, covered his nose, and walked inside, just when he pressed the brim of his hat, the 'Yu Ziye' passed by. . .
Yu Ziye yawned, scratched his head and glanced around, just in time to glance at the back of 'Yu Ziye', but unfortunately she didn't look back, and Yu Ziye could only walk into the restaurant.
After looking for it, I saw the table where Yifei, Yoyo and Mika were at a glance.
Then he took off his hat, walked over, sat down in front of Yifei, and picked up the menu: "What did you order?"
"Clicked..."
Both Yoyo and Mika were looking down at the menu, and when they heard Yu Ziye's voice, they subconsciously replied, but when they looked up, they looked at Yu Ziye with wide eyes: "You, you, you..."
Yu Ziye scratched his head: "What happened to me? Why did you all look like a ghost?"
"No..." Yoyo widened her eyes and said, "Don't you say you have something to do?"
"When did I say..."
"Hey..." Yifei directly stopped Yu Ziye from continuing to speak, and kept winking at Youyou and Mika: "What you said is all about yesterday, and it's long overdue."
"..."So.
Chapter 533
Although Yoyo and Mika didn't know why Yifei wanted to change the subject, but they saw Yifei winking at them, so they both gave Yifei a face and didn't continue to raise the question.
This made Yu Ziye inexplicable, but he didn't care, because Yifei secretly said something to him: "Is your actor ready?"
"When you're ready, just wait for Ai Paide to take the bait." Yu Ziye responded.
"That's good." Yifei breathed a sigh of relief.
Her cell phone vibrated, Yifei took it out curiously, and found that it was a message sent to her by Mika and Youyou, Yifei glanced at the two helplessly, and read what was written on it: "Sister Yifei, you Why do you want to change the subject?"
Yifei edited a message silently and sent it over: "When he was sitting here just now, he was already like a zombie. If you say it now, do you want him to become a zombie again? Just pretend that you haven't seen it before. It's enough to pass it on in private."
"Oh~~" The two suddenly realized, and glanced at Yu Ziye, who was ordering food and was not polite at all.Well, indeed, this casual Yu Ziye looks more pleasing to the eye: "We understand, by the way, since Ziye has such a hobby, do you want to talk to Ziqiao and the others so that they don't expose Ziye?"
Yifei scratched her head and glanced at Yu Ziye, a little dumbfounded, this. . .It doesn't seem that Yu Ziye has any hobbies, right?She always thought it was Yu Ziye's sacrifice in order to expose Apade.
But it's obvious that you can't tell Yoyo and Mika right now!She could only say: "Don't, don't, what if he becomes angry and turns the apartment into a septic tank?"
"..."
Yunyou and Mika suddenly shuddered when they thought of Yu Ziye's stink bomb attack.All right!Or don't provoke him, what if he kills everyone in a fit of rage?
However, Yoyo and Mika also suddenly thought of a question: "But if Midnight wears it like this, Teacher Zeng and the others will definitely know~ If you laugh at Midnight, Midnight will also blow up the apartment."
"..." Yi Fei's head was covered in black lines, she didn't think Yu Ziye would dress like this again: "Impossible, next time he wears it like this, he will definitely be sneaky."
"why?"
"Because..." Yifei hesitated to find an excuse: "Because he was so shameful before, he will definitely hide in the future."
"Oh~ so that's the case." Mika and Yunyou were stunned, and only then did they promise: "Okay, Sister Yifei, we won't talk about this."
but. . .
"What? This is midnight?" On the other side, Lu Ziqiao at the bar, as well as Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu at home, received the text message immediately, and then sprayed it out.
Yifei seems to have forgotten one of the major features of Yoyo: a big mouth.
In less than five minutes, it was circulated in the apartment, and Yoyo also specially marked it, if you don't want to die, don't expose her, treat her as another person, or prepare to be killed by Yifei!
Obviously, Yifei's deterrent power is indeed much greater than Yu Ziye's. The three of them will be sanctioned by Yifei when they hear it, so they agreed quickly, never tell anyone, just keep it in their hearts.
Before I knew it, forty minutes passed, and the speed of serving food in this restaurant was really not that good.
It may also be that there are more people now, so the dishes are served slower.
However, the characteristic of this restaurant is that it will only be served when the dishes on a table are almost cooked, so as not to become cold dishes.
So forty minutes later, their table began to serve.
In the eyes of Yu Ziye and Yi Fei, Ai Pide had been waiting at the restaurant on the other side, and the actor followed Yu Ziye's instructions and arrived more than ten minutes late.
Yu Ziye gave Yifei a color, and Yifei understood it in seconds. He pointed in the direction of Aped and said, "Hey, Mika, is that Aped? He is here too."
"What? Where is it?" Mika turned around and looked in the direction of Aped in surprise.
Sure enough, his unique dress caught Mika's eyes, and at the same time the girl opposite him also appeared in Mika's eyes.Mika woke up in an instant: "No, didn't Ai Pide tell me that he still has something to do with his art exhibition? Why is he having dinner with a girl now?"
Yu Ziye coughed and said silently, "Maybe someone wants to buy his paintings!"
"Really?" Mika asked suspiciously.
"I don't know..." Yu Ziye touched his nose and said righteously, "Mika, before anything is finalized, you must be blinded by appearances."
Mika struggled: "But he's having dinner with a girl now, so I can't ask nothing, right?"
"You're not his girlfriend, you don't seem to be able to control him to eat with girls, right?" Yifei asked jokingly.
Mika took a breath, it seemed like this was the case, but she quickly reacted: "No, although I'm not his girlfriend, he has already expressed interest in me, I just thought about whether to agree to him or not, how can he do this? He stopped chasing me after we knew each other for a week? Is this casting a wide net?"
As a person who knows Aquaman well, Mika naturally knows that there is such an operation in this world as to cast a wide net.
To tell the truth, chasing a girl for a week is completely within the normal range, and this time is still short, even if both parties are interested, it is normal to chase after a month or two.
And it's not like Mika didn't respond, she was interested in Ai Pide and had already responded, but she just wanted to spend a little more time with each other to get to know each other.
Yi Fei and Yu Ziye looked at each other, Yi Fei was happy, this was the effect she wanted.But she still said calmly: "Mega, it's the same sentence. If you don't get to the truth, don't jump to conclusions. If that is his client, wouldn't you let him miss an opportunity to make money?"
2.1 "That's right." Yu Ziye and Yoyo also agreed.
"This..." Mika thought for a while: "It seems like this, but what should I do, I can't pretend I didn't see it, right?"
"This is easy to handle." Yu Ziye said with some self-directed performance: "We can watch him now. If he is on a date, he will definitely send flowers or something. If he is talking about business, they will leave. When the time comes, I will give you a hand or something, and we'll just watch."
"Good idea!" Youyou doesn't know the truth, and also thinks this method is reliable, so you can adapt to the changes: "If it's a date, you can directly expose him, if it's a business deal, you don't need to worry about it, and you won't It's good to cause misunderstandings."
"..." Mika nodded. .
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