My Apartment Life

　　Lu Ziqiao sighed and said with pretence: "I don't think it's a problem with second-hand sunglasses, but she was moved by my sincerity, so I decided to carry forward this method, just to ask you if there are any Second-hand cards, second-hand jewelry, etc., will be the same every month in the future, and it will definitely refresh my record."

　　"The mentally handicapped girl's collection record?"

　　"Of course not, it's my touchdown record at third base."

　　Yifei rolled her eyes and curled her lips: "Okay, I still have second-hand chicken chops here, so you say you made them, and see how Pepe reacts?"

　　Lu Ziqiao smelled the smell, then frowned: "No, toilet."

　　Even someone like Lu Ziqiao who wasn't picky eaters felt like throwing up, but he could imagine what Yifei's stuff was like, so Yifei put it away in disgust.

　　Yu Ziye finally wiped the dirt off her face: "Okay, Yifei, take it easy, don't burn the kitchen again."

　　"Am I that stupid?"

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye looked at her so determinedly, Yifei said with some guilty conscience: "It was just a technical mistake, I won't make the same mistake twice."

　　"Ah~" Yu Ziye rubbed his forehead: "You got it! You've burned the pot no less than five times. How many times have I told you that it's okay to put the water first and then the oil, but put the oil first and then the water. It will definitely blow up the kitchen, when did you remember that?"

　　"..."

　　Yi Fei couldn't hold her head up after being trained by Yu Ziye, and Yu Ziye didn't know what to say.

　　She recovered quickly enough: "Okay, I'll listen to your nagging next time. I'll make western food first."

　　"Eh, eh, I haven't finished yet!" Yu Ziye sighed helplessly.

　　Mika smiled secretly on the side: "It seems that you have taken care of Sister Yifei obediently! Okay! Such scenes are rare."

　　"What are you packing!" Yu Ziye rolled his eyes, this is not something to be commended.

　　However, Yifei has always had trouble with cooking, which is indeed a problem.

　　Until night, Yifei finally announced success.This made Yu Ziye very surprised: "Success? Let me see what you have done, first try the poison on Zhan Bo and Wan Yu."

　　"Don't show it." Yifei turned her head arrogantly, and said nothing to Yu Ziye: "I'm sure, this time I made it, it definitely tastes good, I've tasted it, and it's authentic Western food. "

　　"Why am I so unbelievable?!" Yu Ziye looked at Yifei suspiciously: "Unless you let me see."

　　"Don't even think about it." Yi Fei pushed Yu Ziye angrily: "Stop making trouble, grab the banner, let's go to the bar, we must give Zhan Bo and Wan Yu a late surprise."

　　"Okay, okay!" Yu Ziye touched his nose, but went back to the room and took the banner. Seeing that Yifei was no longer in the apartment, he should have gone down, so Yu Ziye quickly followed.

　　It happened that Zeng Xiaoxian and Meijia were there at this time. They saw Yu Ziye coming over with a banner. Zeng Xiaoxian teased, "Yo, your legendary surprise party is finally about to start?"

　　Mika's eyes lit up when she heard it: "Isn't there a party? Okay, when will it start?"

　　Yu Ziye laughed, glanced at Yifei, and found that her face was a little dark, so he simply explained for her: "Don't worry, there is no party, just a Western meal made by Yifei, and a banner, this is the legendary surprise. ."

　　"Ah~ this is too boring!" Mika suddenly became discouraged, can this also be called a party?

　　"Do you have an opinion?"

　　"No...hehehe, no." Mika waved her hand, not daring to talk nonsense any more.

　　After a while, Yi Fei saw Lu Zhanbo and Wan Yu coming in from the door of the bar.Yifei said solemnly: "Dear Zhanbo and Wan Yu, congratulations on the end of your round-the-world trip, and welcome back to the love apartment."

　　Lu Zhanbo and Wan Yu were stunned for a few seconds, then laughed dryly: "Feifei, have you lost your memory? We've been back for several days."

　　"But for me, the surprise has just begun." Yi Fei pointed to the back, and the banner was spread out by three people.

　　Then she found that the word 'house' in the apartment had fallen off, and Yi Fei's heart was half cold: "Damn printing shop, tofu scum project."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian complained: "You have hidden the banner for too long, the glue is dry, but the cake is not dry."

　　"Sister, why don't you have any surprise parties! It's just fine for everyone to be together."

　　"Don't worry." Mika said directly, "Your sister's long-rumored surprise party is shrinking because of its limited technical capabilities. Now there is nothing else but this banner."

　　"Who said that?" Yi 2.1 Fei said dissatisfiedly: "Let me show you what is called 'Yi Fei's Special Western Cuisine'."

　　Saying that, Yifei walked to the other side, opened the lid, and her legendary western food appeared in everyone's eyes.

　　After Yu Ziye saw it, he instantly remembered: "This western food looks familiar!"

　　"Hehehe~" A few people laughed, can they not look familiar?Isn't this the KFC family bucket?

　　Although he knew the truth of the matter, Zeng Xiaoxian whispered a few words in Lu Zhanbo and Wan Yu's ears, and then a few people were astonished and exclaimed at Yifei, fully satisfying Yifei's vanity.

　　However, Lu Zhanbo and Wan Yu were also relieved. They weren't blind to what Yifei was doing these days. How could they not know?Even the kitchen almost burned down, so what's the best thing to do? .

Chapter 579

　　When it was almost time to eat, Wan Yu found a reason to order a drink and walked away, and Mika also left because someone called her.Yu Ziye, Yifei, Lu Zhanbo and Zeng Xiaoxian were left behind.

　　A bucket for the whole family is obviously not enough for these five or six people. Yu Ziye only ate a little or two of the original chicken and stopped: "I said Yifei, you just ate a bun, aren't you hungry?"

　　"A bit." Yifei nodded: "Wait a minute, how do you know that I just ate a bun?"

　　"..." Yu Ziye was a little speechless: "Eldest sister, don't think I didn't see you eating secretly, your mouth was bulging just now, and it looked like it was stuffed in one mouthful, you didn't even take a sip of water, so you're not afraid of choking. ."

　　Yifei glanced at Yu Ziye speechlessly, "I'm going, is it really that obvious?"Or is it that the two are really close, and each other can see the difference in their every move?

　　Well, it must be so.Yi Fei comforted herself, it must be the reason, Yu Ziye only knew, it wasn't because she was too obvious.

　　Yu Ziye was helpless: "What do you want to eat? I'll ask the 11 waiter to make something for you? How about some dessert first?"

　　"Okay! I'm dying of starvation. I've been eating for a day, but I can't eat it." After Yifei was exposed, he simply stopped pretending and agreed.

　　On the other side, Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Zhanbo, who were still waiting for Wan Yu's call to write and drink, were talking nonsense from all over the world.At this time, Lu Ziqiao came over, and immediately exposed Yifei as soon as he opened his mouth: "Oh, who ordered the takeaway, KFC family bucket!"

　　"..."

　　This sentence directly caused Lu Zhanbo and Zeng Xiaoxian, who had been performing very hard, to be stunned, and slowly looked at Lu Ziqiao.

　　Lu Ziqiao finally noticed Yifei's unhappy expression, he swallowed and wanted to run away, but now Pepe appeared in front of him and roared, "Lu Ziqiao."

　　"Pepe? Why are you here?"

　　"You liar." Pepe came over, slapped him in the face with two slaps, kicked him down, and almost lost his secondary sexual characteristics.

　　"Hey, what... the situation." Lu Ziqiao fell down, clutching the indescribable ground, unable to even scream.

　　Yi Fei seemed to have lost her breath, so she turned her nose unhappy, but fortunately she didn't go up again.

　　At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Zhanbo hurriedly winked at Yu Ziye. At this time, Yu Ziye could get close to Yifei and would not be beaten.

　　Yu Ziye couldn't do anything, so he coughed: "That, Yifei, let's go! Let's go eat and leave them alone."

　　"Okay." Yi Fei was a little embarrassed even when she became angry, so she simply borrowed this step to go down, still feeling unhappy.

　　Yifei was eating in a sullen mood, Yu Ziye saw her unhappiness, and comforted: "Okay, don't be angry, it's not a big deal, and everyone won't laugh at you."

　　"You already knew, didn't you?" Yifei said depressedly.

　　Yu Ziye smiled and scratched her nose: "You think everyone can't see it, and you don't think about it. Zhanbo is about to say it. I'm just afraid of hitting you, so I didn't say it."

　　"I'm afraid I'll beat him!" Yifei said disdainfully.

　　"You know that too!" Yu Ziye looked at her with a half-smile, but Yifei faced Yu Ziye's expression, slammed his fist on his arm twice, and Yu Ziye grabbed her arm: "Okay, yours Zhan Bo and Wan Yu felt it, didn't they say it! It's good for everyone to be together, surprise parties and so on are the icing on the cake, it doesn't make any difference."

　　"So, I've been busy these days in vain." Yifei was still upset.

　　"It doesn't count." Yu Ziye spread his hands: "At least your banner is used."

　　"..."

　　"Haha~" Looking at Yi Fei's vicious gaze, Yu Ziye didn't look scared, picked up a dessert and put it in Yi Fei's mouth, her expression instantly recovered and returned to its original state.

　　Yifei's surprise party also ended, and Lu Zhanbo's frightened heart was relieved.

　　. . . . . .

　　After another day, Yifei stopped worrying about cooking, and returned to the three-point and one-line life of school, apartment, and bar.

　　Sometimes, Yu Ziye felt that Yi Fei was also quite lazy. He didn't like to go out and play, and he didn't like to roam outside.

　　No, today is a sunny day again, Yifei felt that it was a little cold outside, so she didn't want to go out at all, she just stayed at home and watched TV.

　　Yu Ziye is grading the students' homework on the computer, and then writing some comments for the next class.

　　Yifei seemed to have seen some urban idol drama routine, she suddenly asked Yu Ziye: "Darling, you said, if I was pregnant, then I listened to my mother's words and aborted the child without your consent. , will you divorce me?!"

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye rolled his eyes at that time: "There is no such possibility."

　　"Why?" Yifei asked in confusion.

　　"Do you have no confidence in yourself, or do you have no confidence in your mother?" Yu Ziye said speechlessly: "The last time we called your mother, she urged you to have a baby, have you forgotten?"

　　"..."

　　Yi Fei's face turned dark, as if she thought of the kind greeting from her own mother 627, and she really answered that sentence. Those who have no object urge to find a partner, those who have a partner urge marriage, and if they get married, they will give birth to children and give birth to a child. The fetus actually gave birth to a second child.

　　Oh, by the way, I'm still engaged in family planning right now, and I can't have a second child.Hey, in short, it's hard to be a human being!

　　"I still say if." Yifei said weakly.

　　"Anyway, I didn't think about it, because this kind of thing won't happen, I really can't answer it." Yu Ziye spread his hands in a bachelor, then glanced at the TV series: "Don't watch those messes, this thing is gone. IQ, but also destroying the three views."

　　Yifei said dissatisfiedly: "Why, are you allowed to see it yourself? Am I not allowed to see it for yourself?"

　　"I think it's because of researching the market." Yu Ziye said speechlessly: "It's the same as studying medicine. After you study, you will find that they are not curious about the opposite sex at all. Even if they see it, it is also a A virus database that moves."

　　"..."

　　Yifei's head is full of black lines. Although she is not very knowledgeable about medicine, is it really good for you to describe it like this?

　　But think about it, no matter what the plot is, it seems that when Yu Ziye is here, there will be only bones left. In the end, he may change those brainless lines and turn them into another new script. .

Chapter 580

　　"what are you doing now?"

　　Yifei continued to watch that boring TV series. According to her meaning, only after watching it would she have a reason to spray this TV series. If she didn't even watch it, it would be like a madman.

　　Well, this is a qualified sprayer, there is an ideal sprayer, and the identification is completed.