My Apartment Life

　　Yu Ziye started wandering around the store bored, looking at these suits from time to time.Looking at these things, he was a little helpless: "The suits here...why are they so big?! You have to be big to wear them, right?"

　　"What about a suit! Don't they all look better when they're bigger?"

　　"Then it doesn't have to be that big, right?" Yu Ziye took out a suit and made a gesture on Lu Zhanbo's body. The width of his shoulders was half his size.

　　Lu Zhanbo twitched the corners of his mouth, this width is really big!

　　"There are also pants." Yu Ziye complained, taking out his pants, wrapping the ends of the pants around Lu Zhanbo's neck, and grabbing a place: "At least it's bigger!"

　　"..."

　　Lu Zhanbo coughed and said, "Then what, your pants are up to your neck?"

　　"It's scary to be uneducated." Yu Ziye glanced at Lu Zhanbo and said calmly, "I'm telling you! Button up the bottom of the trousers and wrap it around your neck. If it's just right, then wear it on your back. On the waist, it is just right. On the contrary, if it is longer or shorter, you will wear it slightly larger or smaller. Of course, I am talking about ordinary people, those with a big neck or a small butt because of illness are exceptions.”

　　"Really?" Lu Zhanbo was a little unconvinced.

　　"You can try it yourself!" Yu Ziye shrugged: "Go back and try on the pants that are just right for you to see if that's the case."

　　"I'll try again."

　　Guan Gu listened to it for a long time, and secretly wrote it down.But Lu Ziqiao and the boss had been talking for too long, and he couldn't help shouting, "Ziqiao, what are you talking about?"

　　"Uh~" Lu Ziqiao was also very helpless, but the boss didn't agree: "Well, Zhanbo, he would be happy to help you with your favor, but as you know, ydl's culture is extensive and profound, and it's not clear for a while, the boss is now It's also quite busy, so we have to come at another time."

　　Lu Zhanbo blinked, a little puzzled: "But, didn't we agree? Wouldn't it help to buy a suit?"

　　"Help, definitely help." As soon as he heard that he could buy a suit, the boss's eyes lit up. What was too busy, it was all a cloud: "Buying a suit is a customer, and we have the responsibility to answer the customer's questions."

　　"That's good." Lu Zhanbo breathed a sigh of relief, they had already prepared to buy a suit: "Brother-in-law, will you buy one?!"

　　"Why, the suits here are so big that I can't wear them." Yu Ziye said speechlessly: "And I have a custom suit."

　　"It's okay, you can customize one more! And I have to take notes, there is nothing I can do!"

　　"I... Forget it, I'll just buy it!" Yu 640 Midnight was helpless, but agreed: "Boss, I want this kind of money."

　　"No problem, come, let's try an embryo first!"

　　The boss was even happier. Yu Ziye was talking about the most expensive one. He didn't know whether Yu Ziye had good eyesight or strong vanity. Anyway, he thought it was pretty good.

　　The boss found an embryo pattern for Yu Ziye to wear, and then took out a ruler to measure the size of each position for Yu Ziye.

　　Seeing that Lu Zhanbo was still bored, Yu Ziye said dissatisfiedly, "Hey, Zhanbo, if you have any questions, ask me! Are you waiting for the flowers?!"

　　"Oh, yes." Lu Zhanbo hurriedly took out his notebook and put it together: "Boss, teach me some common phrases first!"

　　"Okay." The boss was quite happy at the moment, and immediately agreed.

　　Lu Zhanbo opened the notebook and read out a sentence: "Hello, how about you take care of me?!"

　　"come, si, fa." The boss said a word directly.

　　Yu Ziye felt a little pained listening to it next to him. He didn't read that much when he was watching TV before!

　　"Wait a minute! Zhanbo..." Yu Ziye thought for a while: "Although I don't understand ydl language, but hello, please take care that this sentence is commonly used by neon, ydl doesn't seem to say that. "

　　"...".

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　　"Anyway, that's probably what it means." Lu Zhanbo did not reject the question: "Boss, let's continue! Next sentence, don't fool me, I understand how to say it?"

　　The boss thought for a while helplessly, and then said: "non, prendermi, in, giro."

　　Lu Zhanbo repeated a sentence weakly, and then nodded with satisfaction, as if satisfied, and then recorded it: "The next sentence, what should I say about martial arts?"

　　"I can do that too." Guan Gu suddenly interrupted and said, "Ahh~"

　　"..."

　　The boss was taken aback by him, Guan Gu seemed to be very proud, Lu Ziqiao silently complained: "Yes, so the whole world can understand."

　　Lu Zhanbo was also speechless. He felt a little guilty: "No, this is not ydl language, I want to learn the authentic one."

　　The boss is helpless: "I don't know this sentence either. Anyway, everyone will know what it means as soon as they see the action. There's no need to learn it!"

　　Lu Zhanbo nodded thoughtfully, as if that was the case.Zeng Xiaoxian stood up and said: "By the way, I want to ask, how about help?"

　　"sos."

　　"..."

　　Lu Zhanbo and Zeng Xiaoxian were both choked, Yu Ziye said speechlessly: "So what, sos is an international Morse code rescue signal, although everyone knows what it means, but this is not ydl!"

　　"That's right." Lu Zhanbo didn't learn what he wanted to learn, and felt a little uncomfortable: "Boss, do you know ydl?!"

　　"Yes! Two sentences."

　　"Ah?" Except for Yu Ziye, the others were stunned: "No..."

　　The boss put down the ruler helplessly, and said quickly: "I never said that I am very good at ydl language, you have to ask me, I have lived in Chinatown for a long time, and I don't use it often, those two sentences are almost the same. "

　　A few people slowly looked at Lu Ziqiao. This guy said that the boss was very proficient, and Lu Zhanbo came here, but it turned out to be like this, isn't it a fool?

　　"Then what else do you do besides making suits?" Guan Gu asked helplessly.

　　"Hey, to tell you the truth, I used to be a physicist!"

　　"Physics? Are you sure it's not geography?"

　　"Does this have something to do with tailoring?" Lu Zhanbo also asked speechlessly.

　　The boss sighed and forgot to continue measuring the size: "Back then, I once gave up my work in the research institute for a girl and went to Italy with her. But when I got there, I discovered that ydl people, except for balls Motion-like, and have little interest in other physical studies.

　　So I lost my job, and my girlfriend ended up marrying a big bearded Ferrari driver, and I was cornered and came back here and opened this suit shop. "

　　"..."

　　For a while, the atmosphere seemed to become a little dignified.This is very similar to Lu Zhanbo's experience. He has now given up everything and followed Wan Yu to ml. If he can't find a job there, he may end up like this with his boss.

　　Yu Ziye didn't think so: "Zhanbo, don't be discouraged, now is the Internet age, as long as there is the Internet, there will be no shortage of programmers. In your business, finding a job is easy.

　　What you need to hurry now is to learn ydl language, and then learn about the living habits there, so that you can adapt to the life there faster.As for whether Wan Yu will run away, don't think too much about it. It's not like Ferrari Wan Yu has never seen it before. She probably used it as a toy car to play with. How could she run away because of this? "

　　Lu Zhanbo was actually quite worried: "Will Wan Yu leave me because I don't have a job?"

　　"What do you think?" Yu Ziye looked at him speechlessly: "You haven't even gone yet, so you're thinking about this kind of question, how do you keep up with Wan Yu's footsteps?! Everyone went to study abroad, so have you been following along? She, don't do anything? Don't talk about Wan Yu, your sister will throw you in the trash can."

　　"..."

　　"Then what should I do now?"

　　"Ask him!" Yu Ziye pointed to the boss: "Didn't he live in Chinatown for a long time? You can go too! Before you learn ydl, you live in Chinatown! You are afraid of learning forever. Wouldn't it?!"

　　Yu Ziye was a little speechless. In fact, he despised this boss. He lived in a foreign country for a long time, but he could only speak a few foreign languages. Isn't this kind of person destined to be cornered?

　　After studying for so long, even if you are not proficient in this foreign language, at least you can understand and speak with no problem, right?Is there any language more complex than Chinese in the world?You can learn such a complex language, afraid of a ydl language?

　　Zhanbo's learning ability is actually quite strong. As long as he works hard and relies on the hard-core ability of programmers, there is no problem in gaining a firm foothold there.

　　Unless there is a primitive society there, no Internet access is available.

　　"...Oh, then I'll continue to ask him about his life there?"

　　"Ruzi can be taught." Yu Ziye nodded: "Remember, don't be shaken by other people's stories, you have to believe in yourself, otherwise, no matter how much preparation you do, you will back off."

　　"Well, I see, brother-in-law, then let's continue! I will continue to ask about the situation over there." Lu Zhanbo cheered up: "Boss, do you know what habits you have in life over there?"

　　"this..."

　　The boss seemed to cheer up too, reacting from the melancholy memory.Life still has to go on!Although he is going to be bald on the top of his head now and looks like an old man in his forties or fifties, there is no way, this is really desperate.

　　It can be heard from his words that he is not married at all, and it is estimated that someone will not necessarily come to support him in the future. He must not save some money to spend later? !

　　Lu Ziqiao breathed a sigh of relief. He knew that the boss had lived in YDL for so long, but he didn't expect that he would actually speak a few YDL words. I'm afraid he was scolding mother in his heart, right?

　　Guan Gu and Zeng Xiaoxian watched as they continued to pester the boss about YDL, and they were a little bored: "I said Zi Qiao, can you be more reliable? This boss has obviously been living in Chinatown, what does he know about YDL life!?"

　　"Then I didn't know he was such a fool!" Lu Ziqiao couldn't raise his head when he was said: "When we were chatting before, he was bragging. I don't know how outrageous. How much money, and then because the investment failed. As a result, when I look at it now, it’s all bullshit, nothing, it’s all fake.”

　　"You also believe this?" Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head: "When you were drinking, you bragged to us. Did you see us believing it?"

　　"You believed it, and more than once." Guan Gu weakly demolished Zeng Xiaoxian's stage.Roar.

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　　Zeng Xiaoxian was demolished by Guan Gu on the spot, and he almost didn't fight with him. How about they agreed to be each other's angels? !Why did you pluck my feathers and sell me in a blink of an eye?And it sells for fifty cents a pound?Do I have such a cheap one?

　　uh, strayed.Zeng Xiaoxian was unhappy that Guan Gu had demolished his platform, so he simply stopped talking, so as not to be speechless later, anyway, he didn't have the guts to fight Guan Gu desperately.

　　After a long time, the boss finished measuring Yu Ziye's size, and then went to record it.

　　Because Zeng Xiaoxian was bored, he kept walking around, because the boss wanted to keep busy, and Lu Zhanbo couldn't keep pestering him about ydl's customs.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian saw the photos on the wall: "Wow, there are so many photos of celebrities here!"

　　"So what?" Guan Gu couldn't help but glance at it: "These are just advertisements, not real people."

　　"Who said that, I just came to ask the boss, and he said that all the stars hanging here have come to buy suits." Zeng Xiaoxian said a little vulgarly.

　　Yu Ziye glanced at the star above: "It's no wonder that you believe even the drunken words Lu Ziqiao said. You have believed even more nonsense than this!"

　　"You..." 640 Zeng Xiaoxian brought up the old story again, he is not well, what is this?Exposing others' wounds: "I don't care anyway, whether they go to the wall or not, I will definitely go. This is the only proof that I live in this world."

　　Saying that, Zeng Xiaoxian didn't care whether it was a marketing strategy or something else. He was stubborn and asked the boss directly: "Boss, I also buy a suit."

　　"Okay, fill in the size!"

　　"Hey~ wait a minute." Zeng Xiaoxian said suddenly and slyly: "Boss, I didn't buy a suit for myself, but for you!"

　　"For me?" The boss laughed angrily, um, indeed, he can make money by buying suits, and it is indeed for himself.But he didn't think Zeng Xiaoxian was so kind: "Then why are you helping me!"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian smiled slyly: "Of course, because I am a person who helps others! Of course, I can also help people to the end, send Buddha to the West, and lend you a photo, so that you can hang it on the wall, you can It's even more attractive, hum hum ha ha~~"

　　"I've never seen someone so brazen."

　　The boss complained silently in his heart, if it wasn't for Zeng Xiaoxian being his customer now, he was afraid that if Zeng Xiaoxian would pick him and leave, he would have said this directly.

　　"Okay, what you say is what, but let's fill in the size first!"