My Apartment Life

　　While Zeng Xiaoxian vomited blood, he began to defend himself: "Oh, I know, you must be extremely talented in attacking my masterpiece like this. I have the talent to set up a tent, but you don't, that's why you do this. Is that right? It doesn't matter, I don't blame you, because jealousy is human nature, I understand, hum hum ha ha ha ha~"

　　"...".

Chapter 650

　　He was so awkward that several people could not wait to punch him in the face.Yifei said with a dark face: "We still use jealousy of you? Isn't it just talent! It's like no one did it."

　　"Can you set up a tent without reading the instructions?" Zeng Xiaoxian said proudly, casting provocative glances from time to time.

　　"Of course it's not this kind of talent for stomach pain." Yi Fei glared at him dissatisfied, and then said lightly, "I'm born with ninjutsu skills, Zi Qiao is attractive to the opposite sex, Yoyo can cry in three seconds, Zhan Bo He is gifted with mathematics and computers. Zi Ye has super powers, and those who deceive him usually don't end well.

　　Guan Gu has imagination, so he can draw and cook.As for Mika~"

　　Yunyou took over the words directly: "She has dimples, and she can talk to small animals."

　　"No wonder I was bitten by a dog inexplicably last time. I think she instigated it." Lu Ziqiao did not forget to make up for it.

　　Only then did Yifei proudly say to Zeng Xiaoxian, "Our talents seem to be more useful than you~"

　　"Cut~" Zeng Xiaoxian was completely hit, and plunged into the tent, his heart collapsed infinitely.Oh my god!Don't play like this!

　　After Yifei beat Zeng Xiaoxian for a while, she proudly went to pick out the things she bought and returned to 3601.

　　As for Zeng Xiaoxian, this guy was obviously hit. He stayed alone in the tent thinking about life, and his original shy expression suddenly turned into a bitter face.

　　After a day of shopping, Yu Ziye found that his back was sore. For the first time, he felt that the summer vacation was so annoying, and he wanted to start school as soon as possible.

　　Fortunately, Yifei didn't drag him to go out again that night, and just went to the bar with everyone, which made Yu Ziye feel like he had escaped.

　　Before they could sit for a long time, Yoyo and Mika happily ran down.

　　This made a few people very strange: "Wow~ what are you two so happy about! You found the money ¨.?"

　　"What!" The two sat down on the sofa next to them and said happily, "We were watching TV just now, guess what we saw?"

　　"I guess?" Yu Ziye thought for a while: "The housing prices have been too low in recent years, which is not conducive to the struggle of young people, so experts propose to increase the housing prices in each place."

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　A few people twitched the corners of their mouths, and Yi Fei was about to be turned off by Yu Ziye: "It's still low? No matter how high it is, those experts can buy it."

　　"What!" Mika and Yoyo waved their hands speechlessly, and Yoyo said calmly, "We saw a meteor shower."

　　"Meteor shower?"

　　"That's right!" Youyou said calmly, "The Pegasus meteor shower is in Sheshan. It only happens once in a thousand years, and Jesus has never seen it."

　　"Meteor shower..." Yu Ziye nodded thoughtfully: "I have seen it, although it is not as exaggerated as this Pegasus meteor shower."

　　"Then have you made a wish?" Meijia's eyes lit up and she asked Yu Ziye.

　　"Yes." Yu Ziye said calmly.

　　"What wish did you make, has it come true?" Mika continued to ask, she was looking forward to it, if she could, she would have to make a wish when she died!

　　"Well, I made a wish for a girlfriend."

　　"What's the result?" Mika looked at Yu Ziye expectantly.

　　"What can be the result?" Yi Fei suddenly laughed and looked at Yu Ziye jokingly: "This guy has been in love once, so you don't know, isn't it obvious that it has been realized?"

　　"Ah? How could this be?" Mika was instantly discouraged.

　　Yu Ziye sighed and shook his head helplessly: "No, it's actually a reality."

　　"What?" Yifei was instantly furious, and she felt a sense of humiliation to be deceived: "Didn't you say that I was your first love? Why did you even have other girlfriends?"

　　"Stop...stop." Yu Ziye made a stop gesture: "I just said you were my first girlfriend, not my first love!"

　　"Then who was your first love?" Yifei asked with a dark face.

　　"That..." Guan Gu raised his hand weakly: "Isn't the first girlfriend your first love?"

　　Lu Ziqiao pushed Guan Gu: "Oh, you don't understand, the first love he was talking about must be Shen Jiayi!"

　　"Who is Shen Jiayi?" Guan Gu asked cutely.

　　"..."

　　No one answered Guan Gu, and they were all eating melons. Yifei asked again, "Tell me, who is that person like Shen Jiayi?"

　　"I won't tell you." Yu Ziye said arrogantly, as if he didn't hide it at all: "This is my secret, why should I tell it in public!"

　　"Then forgive you now." Yifei said with a dark face, "If you don't tell me when you go back, you will die."

　　Yu Ziye touched his nose, so cruel, he regretted being so sincere.Yunyou was a little disappointed. She didn't see the show, she simply said, "...Hey, aren't we discussing the meteor shower? Midnight, why do you say it's a reality?"

　　Speaking of this, Yu Ziye sighed again, and people became melancholy: "Hey, at that time, I was still young and ignorant, and my wish was: I hope to have a girlfriend. Then I didn't say when, maybe it was God will be wrong, it thinks I really only want one girlfriend, but now I really only have one girlfriend."

　　"Pfft~" Yi Fei was finally amused by Yu Ziye, and she was able to react: "It seems that God has really met your requirements very accurately!"

　　Mika seemed to be inspired: "In that case, if I want to make a wish, I have to be a little more rigorous, or it won't be right if I realize it!"

　　"That's right." Yu Ziye nodded: "A lesson from the past! Mika, if you wish to have a boyfriend, you must say this: I want a tall, handsome, smart, pet you, thirty years old, and more gold. ... ([-] words omitted here) boyfriend. You see, you can get what you want by stating your requirements in detail like this."

　　A few people stared blankly at him and finished speaking, Lu Ziqiao complained: "Wait for you to finish speaking, don't talk about the meteor shower, the world has destroyed Ling."

　　"That's right." Several people nodded, this is not a wish at all, this is customization!

　　Yu Ziye snapped his fingers: "That's easy to do! As long as you record these words and play them at [-] times the speed, then compressing one hour into five minutes, then you'll be alive!"

　　"Good idea!" Mika's eyes lit up: "I'll go buy a tape recorder now."

　　"Hey, wait a moment." Yoyo quickly grabbed Mika: "But everyone hasn't decided whether to go or not! If everyone doesn't go, do you want to go alone?"

　　"...".

Chapter 651

　　"Oh, that's right~" Mika thought it was true, and then looked at everyone expectantly: "Then do you want to go?! Just say something!"

　　"..."

　　Several people are very speechless. They just discussed the topic of making a wish for the meteor shower, but they haven't said whether they want to go or not. How to talk?Someone has to ask, right? !

　　But fortunately, Mika asked now, and Yifei nodded: "Although you don't have to make a wish, it's still good to go to see the scenery, then I agree!"

　　Lu Ziqiao also agreed, why does he like camping so much?Isn't it just because you can have things with some girls that shouldn't happen?And if you can still grow your feelings, why not do it: "I'll go too, it will be very interesting then."

　　"Me and Mika don't need to talk about it." Youyou responded directly, this topic was originally brought up by them, there is no reason for them not to go!

　　Yu Ziye sighed: "I don't really want to go, what should I do?"

　　He was tortured crazy by Yifei dragging and shopping. When he came back today, his legs were still shaking, and he was going to climb the mountain tomorrow. Isn't this trying to torture himself?Staying at home with the air conditioner blowing, eating ice cream, watching TV shows, isn't it delicious?

　　"Then why are you staying at home alone?" Yifei asked helplessly: "Everyone has gone, isn't it boring for you to be at home alone?"

　　"Alone... I can play Lianliankan!"

　　"..." Yi Fei's head was covered in black lines, and she took Yu Ziye's arm: "Oh~ how boring it is to stay at home alone! Go, go! You don't want to take back a city? I'm quite satisfied. wish?"

　　"Forget it!" Yu Ziye was speechless: "I think it would be more reliable to buy a Buddha to come back and pay homage."

　　"are you going?"

　　"No..." Yu Ziye was about to say no, but Yifei squeezed his fist, Yu Ziye swallowed, "I can go, but you have to promise me a condition."

　　"What conditions?"

　　"The next time you go shopping, you will need to hold an umbrella, and you will be required to carry it."

　　"..."

　　I will go, you will sell yourself for such a low requirement.Everyone present is full of black lines on the door, it is really promising!It's me who asks for sunscreen, isn't that good?

　　"Okay, can't I promise you yet?" Yi Fei said, dumbfounded, what the hell did this unfortunate child look like?

　　Youyou let out a breath and said happily: "Okay, now there are five votes in favor, and you are the only one left, Guan Guan, are you going?"

　　"I don't think I'm going."

　　"Why?" Youyou asked helplessly, "What conditions do you have?"

　　"No." Guan Gu explained anxiously: "I mean, we don't know Sheshan at all, there must be snakes everywhere, what should I do if I get bitten?"

　　Yunyou blinked, and it turned out to be like this: "Don't worry Guan Gu, although there are snakes in the wild, the snakes in Sheshan are not just snakes. They are not like you think, there are snakes everywhere."

　　"How do you know? You haven't been there."

　　"Who said I haven't been there?"

　　When Youyou saw that everyone was looking at her, she said calmly: "I had a chance to go there once when I was filming. It was just a high slope, and the altitude was very low."

　　"Then you can drink some realgar wine!" Lu Ziqiao said directly: "Snakes are afraid of realgar, especially poisonous snakes, you can carry them with you."

　　Before Guan Gu could speak, Yu Ziye interrupted him directly: "Zi Qiao, don't spoil Guan Gu. Studies have shown that realgar wine cannot harm snakes, but they just hate the pungent taste. And realgar wine has certain properties. It’s poisonous, you can drink it casually. If you’re really afraid of snakes, just use a mountaineering stick to scare the snakes away, right? Snakes won’t take the initiative to attack humans, just scare them away.”

　　"Oh~" Guan Gu nodded thoughtfully: "It turns out that this is the way to scare the snake. Since the snake problem can be solved, let's go!"

　　"And me and me..." Zeng Xiaoxian ran in excitedly from the outside.

　　Yifei asked a little strangely: "What are you doing for fun? Don't you want to broadcast live tonight? Can you spend the night there?"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian explained calmly: "For such a trivial matter of live broadcast, it's fine to change it to recorded broadcast. Anyway, I haven't had a vacation for nearly a month, and I just took a vacation. Going to see the meteor shower can collect some live broadcast materials. More importantly... Hahahahaha, my talent for indulgence can come in handy."

　　"..."

　　Several people thought of the tent that Zeng Xiaoxian had set up, and they vaguely felt that something big was going to happen.

　　"Well, since everyone agrees, then let's go and watch the meteor shower together." Seeing that everyone had arrived and agreed unanimously, Yoyo shouted.

　　Only Yu Ziye was a little helpless. He knew that he couldn't see the meteor shower this time, only thunderstorms, so he had no sense of expectation at all.

　　Yu Ziye suddenly felt that sometimes it is not a good thing to know the plot in advance, at least there is no sense of expectation.Look at Mika and Yoyo, looking forward to camping, looking forward to the meteor shower, looking forward to making a wish.

　　Even Yifei wanted to see what the meteor shower was like, just like a salted fish, he wanted to stay at home and blow the air conditioner.

　　"Hey~" Yu Ziye sighed, forget it, it's like a camp!I just don't know if there's anything fun to do.