My Apartment Life
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"Thank you, sister Yifei, didn't I just thank you! You two are one!"
"That sounds comfortable." Yu Ziye giggled, then reacted: "Wait a minute, then why thank her instead of me?"
"..."
Mei Jia and Yi Fei both rolled their eyes and ignored Yu Ziye, Yi Fei quickly asked, "Mei Jia, hurry up, take out the chicken wings you bought, and by the way, let's set up the barbecue, and I want something to eat. starving. ."
"Okay! Okay!" Speaking of food, Mika's stomach also rang: "I'll go get the barbecue grill."
"What chicken wings?" Yu Ziye was a little confused.
"It's the chicken wings in the refrigerator!" Yi Fei said casually, and then said dissatisfiedly: "Oh~ you don't have to think about it, this is what Mika took, not you, I know you didn't take it, it didn't at all. I thought you had."
"But..." Yu Ziye asked weakly, "The chicken wings you ate for lunch today are from the refrigerator!"
"..."
Yifei and Mika's bodies froze in place, and Mika blinked: "Is the chicken wings eaten at noon today in the refrigerator? That means we ate it ahead of time?"
Yifei thought for a while, then waved his hand directly: "It's okay, it's just one plate, we bought a big bag! Enough for the seven of us."
"It's okay, it scared me to death." Mika patted her chest, she thought the chicken wings were gone.
Yifei said calmly: "Hey, you didn't bring snacks. You can't be lazy this time. Go and bring the charcoal we bought and what seasonings are there?"
"Yi Fei..." Yu Ziye said helplessly, "The car can only be parked at the foot of the mountain, so I carried a big bag, where did the charcoal come from?"
"So... Tan is still in the car?" Yi Fei asked speechlessly: "Come on, then you don't have to move here, anyway, it only takes 2.1 minutes to go back and forth, which is better than [-] starving here for a long time."
"I'm not going." Yu Ziye shook his head quickly, and said in pain: "It takes [-] minutes to go back and forth, but it's not like you don't know how difficult the road is to walk, and we have to carry so many things, we might as well be able to burn it earlier. Anyway, go to the creek, where there are only stones and water, and it will not cause a fire."
Yifei sighed: "Okay! It's not impossible, but you have to go to find dry wood."
"That's fine." As long as you don't go down the mountain to move things, everything else is easy to say.
After Yu Ziye finished speaking, he went to look for dry wood. Although it was a little different from the camping he imagined, it was a bit similar. One must be content.
However, picking up dry wood alone is obviously not a wise choice. Since you want to eat, you need to find a few more people to help. .
Chapter 654
"I said, the pit is not your fault, but it's your fault that you come out to scare people." Yu Ziye looked at Lu Ziqiao, touched his nose and said a little bit painfully.
"Why did I cheat?"
Lu Ziqiao was unhappy, she had already set up the tent, and by the way, she had arranged her clothes, so the beauty was missing.How come it's a hole?You say, why is it a pit?
Yu Ziye pointed to his tent, sighed and said, "You're sleeping in a place like this, you're not afraid that your whole body hurts when you wake up tomorrow!? And I've already reminded you, you are so arrogant, why don't you go to Teacher Zeng How about together?"
Lu Ziqiao glanced at Yu Ziye, as if looking at a mortal, and explained calmly, "You don't understand this, right? Let me ask you! How long does it take to set up a tent?"
"..." Yu Ziye thought for a while. It took them [-] minutes to set up before. This is still inexperienced. If you have experience: "[-] minutes! What's the matter."
"Isn't this the end?" Lu Ziqiao clapped his hands and explained to Yu Ziye, "I can change the place at any time, but this good location is not always available."
"What's a good location?" Yu Ziye was speechless and looked at the stream next to him.Well, looking at it this way, it is indeed a good 11th location. It is surrounded by mountains and rivers. It is really good to sleep with the sound of water every day.
If you don't get intimidated. . .
Lu Ziqiao gave a 'tsk', patted Yu Ziye, pointed in the other direction, and said calmly, "Did you see that campsite over there? I took a look just now and found that this place is the easiest to observe. The place, and...there are so many beautiful women~”
Yu Ziye was stunned for a moment, and finally reacted and complained: "Sure enough, the pervert's brain circuit is pure and strange, and everything is thinking from the perspective of picking up girls."
Lu Ziqiao didn't care that Yu Ziye said he was a pervert. Anyway, he was originally: "Hey, don't say that, I'll show you something good, come and do me a favor."
"Good thing?" Yu Ziye was a little surprised. When Lu Ziqiao took out a big bag, Yu Ziye saw the shape and seemed to think of something: "Is this a telescope?"
Lu Ziqiao was stunned for a moment, but he didn't expect that Yu Ziye could guess it like this: "Yes, you have eyesight, and it's an astronomical telescope, you can see even a hair clearly~"
"It's too obscene, isn't it?" Yu Ziye vomited blood directly. Originally, he felt quite happy when he was watching TV, but when he heard this and his expression, Yu Ziye felt a touch of sadness.
"Aren't people wretched and juvenile!"
"..."
All right!You are right, but not now.
Yu Ziye said angrily: "You'd better do this later. We're going to have a barbecue, so hurry up and pick up some dry wood with me."
"I won't go, you go!" Lu Ziqiao set up the astronomical telescope obscenely: "Do you know what a beautiful meal is? I'm full."
"..."
Sure enough, people are not wretched and juvenile. . .This has already reached a level of wretchedness, in order to see beautiful women, I don't even eat anything.
"Then you can take it easy, don't hold back." Yu Ziye said with a sneer, sooner or later this guy's affairs will cause trouble for him, I see you can still laugh at that time.
Yu Ziye finished looking for Lu Ziqiao and went to Zeng Xiaoxian. After so long, even if it wasn't a fool's tent, it should have been set up: "Mr. Zeng, have you set up your tent yet?"
"Haha~ Take a look at my great masterpiece." Zeng Xiaoxian pointed to the tent next to him, and a square box appeared there, still green.
Yu Ziye was even more painful: "I said, Mr. Zeng, I told you that there is no place for people to live in, so you can just set up here, the question is... can you change the color of the tent!? This green one looks flustered."
"Why are you panicking!? This is not for you to live in." Zeng Xiaoxian was not ashamed of it, but proud of it: "Did you see it? Do you know how envious you are? Is the tent I just pitched better than yours? The rented one is much more handsome?"
"I don't feel it at all." Yu Ziye clutched his forehead, not knowing what to say: "Forget it, you can live happily, Mr. Zeng, we are going to have a barbecue, go check the dry wood with me."
"No, I have to sort out the package."
"You're dealing with a fart package! Don't think I don't know!" Yu Ziye squinted at him: "Your big bag has nothing but a tent. Now that your tent is set up, you can just throw those things away. Alright, how do I organize it?"
"Who said there are only tents." Speaking of this, Zeng Xiaoxian became angry: "I don't know about that neuropathy. Seeing that I have a lot of packages, it is difficult to check, so I threw everything at me. Ziqiao took one from me just now. The astronomical telescope, Guan Gu and Yoyo took a trekking stick from me, as well as a whole set of mattresses and sleeping bags. And what happened to this big bag of garbage? Who put it in my bag?"
Zeng Xiaoxian took out a large white bag, and there was a crisp clicking sound inside. Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to smash someone to death.
Yu Ziye covered his face, he seemed to have put this in, and it was not easy to take when he left, so he simply put Zeng Xiaoxian's package.
Yu Ziye embarrassedly took the 'garbage bag', which was actually a snack bag: "Well, littering is not good. There are special garbage bins over there. I'll help you deal with it."
"Really, no wonder it's so heavy, forget the tent, throw everything at me." Zeng Xiaoxian was still thinking about it, he felt that it was really tiring to play with these pit teammates.
"Yes, it's too much, really too much."
Yu Ziye felt guilty, but he just agreed, and he didn't dare to talk to them about the dry wood again: "Well, Mr. Zeng, play slowly, I'll go first! By the way, Yifei is roasting chicken wings, You can come and eat two when you are hungry."
"Well, you still have humanity. Help me deal with the garbage and invite me to eat chicken wings. Don't worry, you will forgive you if you didn't trust me before. I will help you set up a tent that was set up by geniuses. You're welcome, it's mine. Hahaha~"
"..."
Yu Ziye said with a bitter face: "No need for Mr. Zeng, I have already set up the tent. You should live in the tent of your genius! I still have something to do, so I'll go first and not disturb your performance."
"Hey, really don't? My tent is warm in winter and cool in summer. It's ventilated and spacious. I don't help most people, eh~"
Zeng Xiaoxian was yelling at the back, Yu Ziye ran faster, who wants to live in the tent you pitched!Really, your tent has other functions, except that it can't live in people. . . .
Chapter 655
When Yu Ziye went back to put away the snacks, he walked over to Meijia and found that they had already set up the barbecue, but stood there with a look of hopelessness, as if doubting life.
Yu Ziye looked over curiously: "What's wrong with you? Why don't you fire!"
"What's the fire?! Mika didn't even bring out the chicken wings. Now that she's done, she doesn't need to eat anything. It's okay to starve to death here." Yi Fei waved her hand and said very unhappily.
Mika looked aggrieved: "I thought you would take it, but who knew you didn't bring anything! Why do you blame me!"
Yi Fei was a little discouraged, and she didn't know how to play with this thing: "Now, I really made camping into a wilderness survival. Hey, aren't you looking for dry wood? Why don't you have any?"
"It's useless to find dry wood now." Mika said a little discouraged, the chicken wings were gone, so needless to say, she didn't bring anything else.
When Yu Ziye saw Yifei's anger, he said weakly, "I originally asked Ziqiao and Teacher Zeng to go together. After all, we can't just eat and not work! So I went to them."
"Then do they have anything to eat?" Mika asked expectantly.
"There's nothing." Yu Ziye didn't plan to tell Yifei about the snacks at all. He felt that it would be better to keep this kind of food as 'life-saving food'.
"Then what should I do?" Mika was about to cry, there was no food in this place, and she was watching a meteor shower with wool!
Yu Ziye scratched his head and couldn't bear it in his heart: "Then what, if you guys are hungry, I have bananas here, you guys..."
"Where did you get the bananas?"
Yifei and Mika saw that Yu Ziye really brought out a banana, they were very surprised and looked at Yu Ziye with surprise.
Yu Ziye pointed behind him: "Oh, a little girl gave it to me when I passed by the camp next door just now."
"Little girl?" Yifei looked at Yu Ziye suspiciously, and said dissatisfiedly, "It can't be a twenty-four-year-old girl, right?"
Yu Ziye touched his nose and said, "Where do you want to go, Yifei, she's an eight-year-old girl, and her mother is an astronomy enthusiast. She just brought her family out for camping right now!"
Yifei nodded with satisfaction: "What have you done to her, she will give you a banana to eat?"
"That's what I exchanged for wild vegetables. They happened to be deficient. Seeing that I picked a wild vegetable, they exchanged it with me."
"..." Yifei almost vomited blood because of Yu Ziye's words, brother, don't you say it lightly, okay?This is how lucky you can get it! ?What you said was so simple, I would have thought it was very simple, and I would be embarrassed if I couldn't change it by then.
"Okay then, fill your stomach first." Yi Fei took it and took a bite of the banana.
Mei Jia was about to cry in grievance: "Sister Yifei, can you let me take a bite too!? One bite is enough."
"Wait." Yifei put the banana in Yu Ziye's mouth, let him take a bite, and said to Mika, "Okay, the rest is yours."
"..."
Mika stared blankly at the banana, something was wrong: "Sister Yifei, why are you doing this?"
Yi Fei said weakly, "Then what, Zi Ye has worked so hard to get it back, you can't not give him a bite, can you?"
"How can there be so much hardship?! It's just a wild vegetable, it's everywhere!"
"That's what you get for running errands!"
"You..." Mika didn't care: "Eat what you eat, as long as I'm not embarrassed, it's you who are embarrassed."
Yu Ziye touched his nose, it was really embarrassing, do you two want to do this?Yu Ziye had come across what it means to be a plastic sister, and Yi Fei used Yu Ziye as a shield in order to eat and eat bananas.
Mika was even more arrogant and didn't care at all, she just ate it like that, countering Yifei's embarrassment.
"Ah~~" Yi Fei covered her forehead, knowing that she would have eaten more: "Forget it, let's go hunting! There are not many other things around here, there should be a lot of pheasant and hares."
"Good hunting! Hehehe~" Yu Ziye laughed like a broccoli. Isn't that what he came out for?
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