My Apartment Life

　　"Where's Teacher Zeng? I'm going to kill him." When Lu Ziqiao heard Yu Ziye's words, his face turned dark, but he was full of hatred for Zeng Xiaoxian.

　　"What happened to him?" Yu Ziye was very curious. Could it be because of the previous derailment incident?

　　But this is what Lu Ziqiao himself promised to help!What does it have to do with Zeng Xiaoxian? Even if there is a relationship, it is still with him, Yu Ziye!Because he encouraged him to go.

　　Lu Ziqiao took a deep breath, but because of the excessive force, the wound on his face was affected, and he wanted to shout in pain, but he didn't dare to shout: "I kindly help him, but he actually dares to trick me."

　　"How did I cheat on you?"

　　Lu Ziqiao told the truth slowly: "Mr. Zeng also told you the cause of the incident, so I will stop talking nonsense. After I learned the specific situation, I went to prepare to persuade the woman.

　　But I didn't go to the woman first, the man I went to first, I thought, I couldn't help this in vain, so I offered him [-] yuan, saying that I could help him persuade his girlfriend to change her mind.Isn't that pricey? ? "

　　"It's really not high." Yu Ziye nodded, after all, it was his life to make money, or black money, and this money was just a cabbage price: "What's the problem?"

　　"It's all right, but that man... He actually disliked me for being too handsome. He was afraid that I would seduce his girlfriend, so he punched me directly."

　　"Pfft~" Yu Ziye couldn't hold back, and laughed directly: "Hahaha~ isn't it? Who the hell is this!?"

　　Lu Ziqiao ignored Yu Ziye's laughter and continued, "This is not over yet. After this man finished fighting, his girlfriend came out. How close and intimate the two of them are, it doesn't look like a broken relationship at all."

　　"How come?" Yu Ziye was a little strange: "Mr. Zeng doesn't look like you are playing! Did you go wrong?"

　　"It's not wrong, how could it be wrong?" Lu Ziqiao said with certainty: "The next building, 4602, is on the same floor and a room as me, but the building number is different. Can I be wrong?"

　　"...That shouldn't be right!" Yu Ziye scratched his head, feeling weird as well: "Maybe it's a reconciliation?"

　　"I thought so too." Lu Ziqiao nodded: "I was surprised at first, I accidentally asked, are they still arguing? As a result, the woman was accidentally pregnant, and the man was dating another woman alone. Out."

　　"Isn't this true? Both parties know it, what's wrong?" Yu Ziye was speechless, is this also considered careless?They have more than one, still afraid of these things?

　　When Lu Ziqiao said this, his face was distorted: "Here comes the point, they refused to admit it, they pretended not to know, and they started arguing again, and finally found out that the woman is really pregnant, and the man is really dating another woman alone. Yes. The last thing that came out was that the man stepped on two boats, and the woman had an abortion before she was with that man."

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye took a deep breath, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "This... what do you want? Did you go to the wrong room, or did they lose their memory?"

　　Lu Ziqiao took a deep breath: "Neither, you know, we are in a shared apartment, and the two people mentioned by Teacher Zeng are the roommates of the two people I mentioned. And the man mentioned by Teacher Zeng is carrying his daughter behind his back. The object of my friend's date is the woman I mentioned. The woman I mentioned was the child of the aborted man who Mr. Zeng mentioned.

　　Coincidentally, the man I was talking about stepped on two boats, and he was the girlfriend of the man that Teacher Zeng said.As for the child in the woman's stomach that Teacher Zeng mentioned, it is still unknown whether it is her boyfriend's or another man's.

　　Originally, their delicate balance has always been maintained well, even if the pair that Teacher Zeng said quarreled did not find out.But as soon as I went and opened up about it, their affairs all exploded.So, I was accidentally hurt by them. "

　　"..."Tie.

Chapter 701

　　Yu Ziye listened to Lu Ziqiao's words, the boss with his eyes and mouth open, quickly took out a notebook from his arms, wrote and drew for a long time, and then figured out the relationship: "Simply put, the two Couples love each other, and the relationship lasted for a long time, and they didn't find out until you went?"

　　"Uh~" Lu Ziqiao thought for a while and nodded, "That's about it."

　　"Damn it." Yu Ziye was frightened by this relationship: "This is too... Zi Qiao, you are really an expert in dynamite barrels! They have a good balance, and you will blow up when you go, hey, it's a shame Ah~"

　　"Don't do this for me." Lu Ziqiao waved his hands dissatisfied: "Where is Teacher Zeng? I'm going to find him to settle the account."

　　"What does this have to do with Mr. Zeng? This is the explosive barrel you ordered, right?" Yu Ziye felt like a fool, obviously it was you who did it yourself, so why did you blame Zeng Xiaoxian?

　　Lu Ziqiao was unhappy: "You know the shit, even if Tianwang Laozi came, he wouldn't be able to persuade him. Who will reimburse me for my medical expenses?! Don't think that if you fail, you don't have to pay for medical expenses! 703"

　　"Uh, it turned out to be about settlement, it's this settlement!" Yu Ziye touched his nose, he thought Lu Ziqiao was going to find Zeng Xiaoxian for a heads-up match!With his limping appearance, even if he were to fight Zeng Xiaoxian one-on-one, he couldn't beat him!

　　"He went back to his room to sleep. You might have been killed by his getting up now in the past."

　　"If you are angry, you have to pay for the medical bills first. I have no money in my pocket. What if I am disabled?" Lu Ziqiao limped to Zeng Xiaoxian's room, and then suddenly said: "By the way. , I don't ask you to borrow money, you can handle Yifei's matter yourself, hehe, today I will blackmail Teacher Zeng severely, otherwise I'm sorry for my injury!"

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye covered his face and didn't know what to say to him: "Forget it, it's medical expenses anyway, otherwise I'm really sorry for his injuries."

　　Shaking his head, he continued to hang the clothes on the hanger, regardless of the 'boom and rumble' coming from Zeng Xiaoxian's room and the heated discussions about bargaining.

　　Yu Ziye is a rare day where he can rest without having to go to class or go to class.

　　 In his spare time, Yu Ziye sat on the sofa in the bar, leisurely reading magazines and drinking, not to mention how wonderful this day was.

　　However, after Lu Ziqiao came, things didn't look so good.

　　Yu Ziye flipped through the magazine in his hand, but Lu Ziqiao sneaked over and looked to the side.Yu Ziye asked speechlessly, "Zi Qiao, what are you doing?"

　　"Shh~ Stop me."

　　Yu Ziye looked back and saw nothing: "What the hell are you doing?"

　　"Ah~~" Lu Ziqiao patted the sofa a little annoyed, and sat down beside him: "If you want to block it, just block it, why do you do so much? You think you are a curious baby!"

　　"Can you tell me?"

　　"What else could it be? A girl~" Lu Ziqiao replied casually.

　　Yu Ziye blinked his eyes twice and scratched his head: "When did you degenerate into an idiot? It's your style to go up and talk to you, right? If you don't know, you think it's Zhan Bo or Zhang Wei!"

　　"What kind of idiot? It's called a strategy." Lu Ziqiao pointed at the table: "Because I found out that my current girlfriend was on the side, and I told her that I was going abroad. If I see my words here, I will be miserable."

　　"Then what's with your failed plan? She saw you."

　　"That's not true. It's just that the current girlfriend and a girl I liked at the moment left. I'm a little annoyed."

　　"..." Yu Ziye took a deep breath: "Are you pedaling two boats again? Your face injury is healed? Your foot injury is gone? Aren't you afraid to do it again? You forgot about those two couples. ."

　　"Don't worry, that kind of thing won't happen to me." Lu Ziqiao patted his chest and assured: "Usually after one or two times, I should run away, and I won't live together like them."

　　"Hehe~ I should praise you! Or should I kill you?" Yu Ziye complained, "Just work hard! God will naturally come to take care of you, maybe one day you will die on a woman."

　　"Go go go ~ crow mouth." Lu Ziqiao suddenly rolled his eyes: "By the way, do me a favor."

　　Lu Ziqiao put his hand around Yu Ziye's shoulder, Yu Ziye glanced at his arm, every time he made this action, there must be nothing good: "Can I refuse?"

　　"Don't worry, I won't let you suffer."

　　"What do you want?"

　　"Have you noticed that the bar's business has been getting better and better recently, and the quality of the girls has also improved?"

　　"Nonsense." Yu Ziye rolled his eyes: "Because the consumer group has changed, bars are now trying to get closer to cafes! Many girls like this kind of doubt, isn't it because the quality has improved?"

　　"You understand it quite well!" Lu Ziqiao said in surprise, "But that's not what I'm talking about. I mean, I've been a little busy lately. Can you be my wingman for a while?"

　　Yu Ziye sighed: "I know, you are looking for me for two things, being a wingman and borrowing money, can you have other ideas? How many times have I said it, except for these two, the rest are easy to say, Even if you want a bar discount, I'll give it to you!"

　　"Okay, as you said, come first with a [-]% discount."

　　"..."

　　"I tm." Yu Ziye's head was covered in black lines, how could this person be so shameless, how dare he wait for him here?Sure enough, I shouldn't let go, I can't promise him anything!

　　However, you have Zhang Liangji, and I have a wall ladder: "Of course the discount is okay, but I didn't promise you a discount, don't worry, I will definitely give it, bartender, give him a discount, [-]% off."

　　"Damn it, you told me to buy the price before? Why is there a [-]% discount now?" Lu Ziqiao was about to vomit blood. The difference between the [-]% discount and the follow-up price is not one or two points!There's no reason the more discount the better!

　　"The discounts can't be stacked, don't you know?" Yu Ziye looked at him with a look of surprise: "Oh, you really don't seem to know, um, it's fine, now you know."

　　"Hey, how are you?"

　　"No way! If you don't force you, you don't know the dangers of society." Yu Ziye spread out his hands and closed the magazine. Now that he has discovered it, he must not trust Lu Ziqiao too much. Come to a hole you didn't expect.

　　After speaking, without waiting for Lu Ziqiao to say anything, Yu Ziye put away his things and walked towards the door of the bar. Lu Ziqiao behind him wanted to slap himself a few times. .

Chapter 702

　　Yu Ziye found that Lu Ziqiao seemed to be in a lot of trouble during this time, and he couldn't see anyone all day long. When he did, he was either on a date with a girl, or on the way to a date.

　　This kind of action makes Zeng Xiaoxian look envious!He worked hard every day, earning a few dollars, but Lu Ziqiao was quite a pain in the ass. Every day he was engaged in this and that thing, and he could spend it normally, and his heart was extremely unbalanced.

　　But soon, he became balanced, because the goods were punished.

　　Yu Ziye, Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian met downstairs. They were going to go up together, but Guan Gu and Youyou told them that Lu Ziqiao had been taken to the hospital, and they hurried over there.

　　Not yet in the ward!Then I heard Lu Ziqiao's ghostly cry and wolf howl: "Forehead dripping kidney!"

　　Yi Fei almost burst out laughing, but after pushing the door and entering, she saw Lu Ziqiao's almost distorted face.Yifei asked gloatingly, "Zi Qiao, yo, are you still alive?!"

　　"Schadenfreude isn't it? There's a kind of you never have kidney pain."

　　"You're right, we really won't hurt this thing, you! Let's enjoy this painful moment!" Yu Ziye felt a little funny when he heard Lu Ziqiao's words, this is not a necessary disease, never Is the pain strange?

　　"It's really shameless." Lu Ziqiao said unhappily, the pain made him unrecognizable: ~ "Forehead dripping kidney!"

　　Guan Gu covered his ears, and was really shocked by his voice: "You better be calm! If you have the strength to argue with others, you might as well use it to endure. The doctor has already arranged an operation for you, so don't worry. , it's almost enough to break the stone."

　　"What? Are you sure if the stone is broken, my kidney will not be broken?"

　　"It's really possible." Yifei said speechlessly, "It's like if you hit your head with watermelon or papaya, which one will hurt more."

　　"I know this, it's definitely a headache, I've seen this brain teaser before, hehe~" Guan Gu smiled proudly, completely ignoring the occasion.

　　"What time is it, you guys still have the heart to play with the brain?" Lu Ziqiao roared, "When I come back to life, I will be the first to strangle you?"

　　Yu Ziye twitched the corners of his mouth, not caring what he said.After all, when people are irritable, they will not be used to seeing something: "I'll say it! Good and evil will eventually be rewarded, it's not that they won't be rewarded, the time has not come, the time has come, everything will be rewarded. Let you these few days I lied to so many girls, now it's alright, is retribution coming?"

　　"I don't believe in what kind of retribution! It must be because I haven't eaten well recently." Lu Ziqiao avoided the important and ignored it. How could she think it was caused by a girl: "I am invincible in terms of IQ. If there is an afterlife, I am willing to do so. Lower your IQ by one-third, but also have a body that is indestructible, and a kidney that is invulnerable."

　　"Hehehe~" Yu Ziye really wanted to see his real stupidity, but he couldn't see it here.

　　After Yifei heard it, she just smiled and didn't take it seriously.

　　"It's almost time, let's go, let's go to the operating room." Soon a nurse came to push the hospital bed to the operating room.

　　But looking at her unhurried appearance, it seems that she is not worried about the operation at all.

　　Yes, there is really no need to worry about such a small operation, it will only suffer a little before, and the stone crushing technique is quite simple.

　　Yifei also said deliberately: "Hey, nurse, when the operation will be performed later, there will be no need for anesthesia. I think he has lost his mind in pain."

　　"Who said that." Lu Ziqiao was not happy when he heard it: "Who said that, I'm very awake. Hey, you won't really stop taking anesthesia, will you? Take two more bottles! Forehead kidney drops!"

　　Several people left the ward and waited outside the operating room.Zeng Xiaoxian was late: "Eh? How is it? Where's Ziqiao?"

　　"Why did you take so long?"

　　"Nonsense." Zeng Xiaoxian was speechless: "I finally found a parking space, and then I came here. It's not that you don't know how hard it is to find a parking space here."