My Apartment Life
Page 365
"What do you want?" Yu Ziye and Guan Gu became vigilant upon hearing this.
Lu Ziqiao sighed: "You don't have to guard me like a thief, do you? Do I look like the kind of person who tries so hard to kill you?"
"Yes."
Yu Ziye and Guan Gu nodded without hesitation. As for whoever cheated the most in the love apartment was undoubtedly Lu Ziqiao.
"Fuck..." Lu Ziqiao curled his lips in disdain: "Then it's up to you. I invited twenty beauties from the next building to play real cs. If you don't want to come, I can only handle it alone."
"Twenty beauties?" Guan Gu said with disbelief: "There are so many girls who like CS, you have to find a more reliable reason to lie!"
"Hey, don't believe it, of course it's my damn charm. Those girls can be described as moths to the fire! They can't get rid of them if they want to get rid of them. I'm like a real cs player, so they have to follow, you say Not surprisingly?"
"Speak human words." Yu Ziye and Guan Gu looked at each other, Yu Ziye said lightly.
"Cough~" Lu Ziqiao was choked, seeing Yu Ziye and Guan Gu's unwavering doubts in their eyes: "Okay! Actually, we were hired by the real cs club."
"Tor?" Yu Ziye scratched his head: "Then why are all the women invited?"
"Nonsense, I'm not a man?" Lu Ziqiao said angrily.
"Oh, sorry, why are all women except you?"
"Because, the people who like this sport are mostly men. If you want to attract customers, you must ask beautiful women to take care of them! Think about it, beautiful women and firearms, isn't it very visual impact?"
Yu Ziye and Guan Gu thought of that scene and nodded unknowingly, which was really impressive.Guan Gu was a little puzzled: "Then why are you still invited?"
"Because my skills are good!" Lu Ziqiao said shamelessly, "beautiful women want to be attracted, and masters are naturally attracted. I am that expert."
Yu Ziye and Guan Gu sighed, and they had a new understanding of Lu Ziqiao's thick skin: "Then what does this have to do with us?"
"Nonsense, as a master, of course teammates are also very important."
"I like this sentence." Guan Gu nodded happily, although he praised himself as a master, isn't the teammate of the master also a master?
Although Lu Ziqiao's words were a bit nonsense, he still agreed with the last sentence.However, approval is approval, and Guan Gu, who should be rejected, is not ambiguous at all: "But even if you call Dad, I will not play with you."
If nothing else, both Guan Gu and Yu Ziye couldn't compliment Lu Ziqiao's skills.Forget it, this guy still likes to be a sniper.If you hit your teammates with guns and headshots, even if you hit the enemy standing up and hit him, he can't kill anyone.
Yu Ziye suddenly reminded Guan Gu: "I think he must be profitable, otherwise he won't find us to form a team together, think about it, twenty beauties, wouldn't it be good for him to wrap up alone? Why should he bring us? Isn't that contradictory?"
"Bah, who do you think I am?" Lu Ziqiao said dissatisfiedly, "Do I look like someone who eats alone?"
"Then when we looked for you last time, you swallowed a whole bag of potato chips? Isn't that afraid of us taking a bite?"
"..."
Lu Ziqiao's face darkened: "Do you remember this kind of thing? When did you become so stingy?"
"We just think your character is unreliable."
"...".
Chapter 730
After all kinds of nonsense, Lu Ziqiao still did not convince Guan Gu and Yu Ziye. He was about to drool, and the two of them were like rotten wood, no matter what they said.This almost made Lu Ziqiao go wild: "Can you all nod?"
"No." Without Yunyou assisting Lu Ziqiao by his side, even if Lu Ziqiao said that he broke the sky, Guan Gu would not be fooled by him again.
Besides, there is Yu Ziye, the counter-assist, that Lu Ziqiao can fool them.
Lu Ziqiao was helpless: "Forget it, you are cruel, I don't care about you."
Yu Ziye raised his eyebrows as well, and shook his head helplessly: "Hey, you're also insane. You and the two of us who have families are using beauty tricks. Should I call you stupid! Or should I call you stupid? If you want to fool, you should also fool Teacher Zeng!"
"..."
Lu Ziqiao's head is full of black lines, okay?He now knew where he was going wrong.Think about it too, a person with a little self-control will not be so troublesome after having a girlfriend. He is really wasting time by flicking on the two of them.
"Yes! I can go to fool Mr. Zeng, thank you for your reminder."
"..."
Yu Ziye twitched the corners of his mouth: "I hope Teacher Zeng won't be miserable by him."
Yu Ziye took a sip from the cup and shook his head helplessly. Anyway, Zeng Xiaoxian was also used to it by Lu Ziqiao, and it was not bad this time.
Before I knew it, it was night time, Yu Ziye was writing something in the room, Yifei and Mika and the others still hadn't come back, they said they still went for beauty treatments, and ended up playing all day.
After a while, Yi Fei came in from outside. Yu Ziye looked up at her and said helplessly, "Yi Fei, didn't you say you want to go for a beauty treatment? Why did you get your hair done again?"
"Is it weird? Isn't beauty considered hair?"
"..."
Yu Ziye touched his nose, girl, does your beauty care include hair? !Looking at Yifei's curly hair: "The scumbag is hot with tin foil, and the scumbag has big waves."
"pia~" Yi Fei patted Yu Ziye with a dark face, and said dissatisfiedly: "You scumbag, help me organize my things, I'm going to be exhausted after a day of shopping."
Yu Ziye felt a chill, and he must have bought a lot of things. Fortunately, he didn't follow, otherwise he would be very tired.
I took Yifei's things in, and I don't need to look at anything, it must be clothes or something.Of course, Yifei didn't think about herself, but bought some for Yu Ziye, although it wasn't much.
Yifei sat beside and watched Yu Ziye help her organize her things, Yu Ziye said helplessly: "Why do you just look at it like this?!"
"Don't worry, I will encourage and cheer for you." Yi Fei hugged Yu Ziye and said that she was encouraging him, but as a result, Yu Ziye was burdened with another burden, which made his head full of black lines.
Are you a funny guy invited by monkeys?Even if you don't help, are you still making trouble?
After finishing the arrangement, Yu Ziye gave Yifei these things and put them back in the cabinet.Then he threw himself at her: "Now I'm free, you can see how I can deal with you."
"Oops~" Yifei rolled her eyes and pushed Yu Ziye away: "I haven't showered yet! I'm sweating all over."
"I'll go..." Yu Ziye said dissatisfiedly: "I have done so many things, don't I have any reward?"
"Reward?" Yifei thought for a while, nodded, and kissed Yu Ziye's mouth: "Well, your reward has arrived, please check it. Okay, I'll take a shower first."
"together!"
"What do you say?"
"..."
Yi Fei glared at Yu Ziye fiercely, and Yu Ziye rubbed his nose and coughed.All right!This is a shared apartment, and if those neuropathy can see it, Yifei will have to find a crack in the ground to get in.
. . . . . .
The next afternoon, they ushered in a rare weekend, everyone sat leisurely on the sofa and read magazines, and Guan Gu and Youyou were also doing their own things quietly there.
Only Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know what to do, but it was estimated that he had to deal with some minor problems in the community. This was his daily job.
Yu Ziye sat on the sofa, Yifei sat on his lap, and put his feet straight on the sofa, leaning back against the armrest of the sofa, looking quite comfortable.
At this moment, Mika came out of the room, wearing red clothes and holding a mirror in her hand. Just from the distance from the room to the sofa, she had already looked at the mirror twice, and seemed to be very concerned about her makeup today.
Facing her room, Yifei saw the difference in Mika for the first time. She said strangely, "Wow~ Mika, you have a long career line today!"
Saying that, Yifei gave her a place: "What's the situation!?"
Lu Ziqiao looked at her with a pained face, and asked speechlessly, "...Did you stuff half a football in it?"
"..." Mika's face darkened: "Can you speak human words? People have a good foundation, and they only put five cushions in total."
"..."
A few people burst out laughing, Youyou took a deep breath, and was shocked by Mika's words: "I'll just say it! Being a woman is full of pressure, are you going for an interview?"
"Where does this look like an interview? This is clearly the rhythm of meeting a lover." Yu Ziye complained fiercely: "It shouldn't be called the career line now, but the love line."
"Oh~~"
Several people shouted in coaxing, but Lu Ziqiao was a little disdainful.On the contrary, Mika blushed and said, "Oh! It's not what you imagined. It's just that an old friend I haven't seen for a long time has disappeared, so I made an appointment to meet tonight."
"Old friend? It smells like gossip." Yifei asked jokingly: "Be honest, how old is this old friend?"
Mika became even more shy: "Well, it's her first boyfriend, Xiaolong, who is not that old."
"Oh~ first love boyfriend! You said it's just an old friend?" Yifei continued to tease Mika: "Looking like this, are you ready to continue the story between you and him?"
Mei Jiajiao said angrily, "Oh, sister Yifei, what are you talking about?! It's just a simple meal."
"You said that you were having a meal, and your face was about to bloom." Lu Ziqiao looked at Mika's face and almost wrote the words 'I'm going on a date', he said a little sourly: "I still love my first boyfriend, The first nympho object is almost sentenced."
"Yes~" Yi Fei was a little curious: "Your first love boyfriend, isn't it Zi Qiao?"
"Who said it was him? He is at most a substitute for Xiaolong."
"Hey, I'm so temperamental, who do you think is the substitute?" Lu Ziqiao was very unhappy when she heard it, and almost quarreled with Mika, but fortunately Yifei stopped her. .
Chapter 731
Yifei stopped Lu Ziqiao's irritability. After all, she was also curious about Meijia's first love boyfriend: "Don't interrupt, let Meijia continue. Meijia, who is this little dragon?"
"Xiaolong is the man I met eight years ago. He is handsome, humorous, athletic, and most importantly, handsome."
"..."
Several people looked at Mika's nympho, and they couldn't chat today.Fortunately, Guan Gu jumped out at this time to break the deadlock: "Oh, I see, this is not a sick sentence, but an emphasis."
Yunyou glanced at Guan Gu, but neither refuted nor agreed.Yu Ziye hugged Yifei and said with some sigh: "Hey, everything in this world is empty, eight years, time can change everything. Anyway, for this kind of thousand years of not looking for me, but suddenly came here, I'm either a liar or I'm dealing with borrowing money."
"..."
Yifei rolled her eyes at Yu Ziye: "You can't be so unpleasant with such a romantic thing?"
Yu Ziye shrugged and didn't say anything else, it was the truth.Others may have exceptions, but this little dragon man is 720 who came to deceive Mika's feelings.And he was a middle-aged man who couldn't get any more greasy.
Seeing that Yifei had already taught Yu Ziye a lesson, Mika simply stopped talking.Instead, he continued to answer several people's questions: "Xiaolong is the most handsome and dashing man I've ever seen. It was because I glanced at him in the crowd that I was certain forever."
"Yoyo~" A few people felt sour when they heard it, and Guan Gu asked very gossip: "What does this little dragon do? Listening to the name, it looks like a boxer!"
"Almost." Mika said excitedly, seeming to like his profession very much: "Xiaolong is a motorcyclist. We met at the Central Hurricane Race. This is the photo at that time."
Mika took out a photo, and it was indeed a man wearing a helmet and sitting on a motorcycle. He looked a little burly, not too bad.
But eight years have passed, and the rest is hard to say.
"Hahaha, what can this ghost see!" Yifei laughed, not knowing whether he was laughing at this photo or at Meijia's innocence.
But Yu Ziye seemed to have discovered something: "Wait a minute, that's not right!"
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