My Apartment Life
Page 368
"Hey, it happens that Guan Gu is not at home, so I borrow his clothes to wear."
"Wait for Guan Gu to come back and kill you!" Yu Ziye was speechless, this guy really dared to do it!
"Okay, don't hesitate, go out with me, we have an appointment to meet at the western restaurant downstairs." Lu Ziqiao said calmly: "Remember to testify for me! This is definitely a girl who is excited."
"Be a fart proof ¨.." Yu Ziye was speechless, the ghost believed that this was true love!
However, Yu Ziye went down with Lu Ziqiao and found a good spot in the restaurant. Yu Ziye was not polite to him at all, ordered a lot of food, and his chest hurt when he saw: "Be gentle, I'm looking for you. I came to testify, not to eat."
"Is there a difference? There will never be a delay in eating and testifying!"
"you..."
Lu Ziqiao just wanted to refute, but a girl came in at the door. Lu Ziqiao quickly left Yu Ziye's seat and greeted him at the door with a smug smile: "Hey, are you here?"
"Xiao Bu? So it's all true, are you really still waiting for me? That's great." The girl quickly grabbed Lu Ziqiao's hand.
And Lu Ziqiao's eyes were wandering again, but he suddenly found that he seemed to have no thoughts about her at all.
Yu Ziye pouted. Although he couldn't see anything, he was sure that this would never be the true love he wanted.Seeing Lu Ziqiao pulling her down and sitting down, the two started chatting like this.
After just chatting for a long time, Lu Ziqiao realized that he didn't seem to have anything else on his mind except to deal with it.
At this time, he suddenly remembered Yu Ziye's words: "Is this true love? I don't have any desire for her anymore? Can I still talk to her."
Thinking of this, his eyes lit up: "I'm sorry, you eat first, I'll go to the bathroom."
After he was out of her sight, he quickly walked to Yu Ziye: "Hey, see clearly, this time is definitely true love. I don't have any desire for her, but I can continue to chat with her."
"..."
Yu Ziye's head was full of black lines: "Are you sure?"
"Of course I'm sure."
"Oh, that's the end of the firm, and you've become brothers."
"What?" Lu Ziqiao was stunned, he had the urge to vomit blood, and asked in a puzzled way: "How is this possible? How did we become brothers? You cheated on me? Didn't you say that? Didn't you think of it when we met? Sex, is it true love?"
"..."
Yu Ziye looked at Lu Ziqiao with a twitching mouth: "Then according to this principle, you are truly in love with the whole world? When you meet random people, do you think of sex?"
"I..." Lu Ziqiao opened her mouth, and it seemed that she was right: "Then tell me."
"What did I say?" Yu Ziye spread his hands: "I mean, you are with others because you like to be with them, not because you want to go to base. This is called true love. I didn't say you don't want anything else. Ah! It's good for you to misinterpret what I mean, okay! I understand now, you are in the state of old couples who have been married for many years, and that is brotherhood. Well, I can testify to you that this is not true love."
"I go..."
Lu Ziqiao vomited blood, is this the conclusion?He always felt that something was wrong, but he didn't know what was wrong: "... OK, OK! Let's try the next one."
"Don't try it, I'll give you an easier way!"
"any solution?"
Yu Ziye thought for a while and said calmly: "Find a type you don't like, and if you can still think of the same state when you meet a beautiful woman, then this is very easy to develop into true love."
"I'm going, what kind of true love is this? Are you fooling me again?" Lu Ziqiao was not stupid. He felt that Yu Ziye was fooling him, but he couldn't find any evidence.
Just kidding, find a type that you don't like, and be in the same state as seeing a beautiful woman, who can do it?
"Look, what did I say?" Yu Ziye spread out his hands and sighed: "Actually! Ziqiao, if you're a lover, it's really easy to find true love, but for a lover like you , is really difficult.”
"Why? Am I not innocent enough?"
"Do you still know the reason?" Yu Ziye murmured: "Yes, you are not innocent enough, if you are an innocent person, if you see the type you like, your face will turn red, and you can't speak well. see it.
It's a pity that you are different. When you see beautiful women, maybe in the dark, you will show wretched eyes, but in front of others, you will maintain your demeanor very calmly.In other words, no matter what, no one else can see the judgment.
Since you can't see it, of course you have to choose what you can see.Falling in love with the type of girl you don't like isn't difficult in itself, but if it's done, won't Mika and the others believe you even if I don't have to testify? "
"It makes sense!" Lu Ziqiao touched his chin and thought about it carefully: "If you say that, my only requirement is to be in good shape, so should I look for someone who is not in good shape?"
"Pfft~" Yu Ziye almost didn't laugh when he saw that he was fooled. . . .
Chapter 736
"The logic is rigorous, there is nothing wrong." Yu Ziye gave him a hundred likes, yes, that's what he meant.Or in this case, Lu Ziqiao would not go to harm other girls.When he encounters something he doesn't like, he must not have such a big desire, um, very powerful.
Lu Ziqiao seemed to be persuaded by Yu Ziye, and thoughtfully: "If you say that, my ex-girlfriend won't work? Or, I have to find one? But the problem is, facing someone who is not mine Yeah, how do I build true love in four days?"
"Then I don't care. If you can't do it anyway, even if you find a girl who suits your taste, others will say that you are greedy and not true love. You can do it!"
"..."
Lu Ziqiao almost vomited blood, damn it, this is true.But if you face Mika, it will be difficult to convince her. If she is laughed at by her again, it will be even worse: "I'll try! Falling in love with a girl who is not my own aesthetic in four days, this will be even worse. Difficulty, the big one is not a little bit!"
"What kind of challenge is it not difficult?"
"I believe you are a ghost, you are very bad old man." Lu Ziqiao muttered, very helpless.
Yu Ziye was more innocent: "You said it yourself, I never said I wanted to challenge you, you said I challenged you."
"I... go..." Lu Ziqiao choked out a swear word, but didn't say anything else.
Yu Ziye knew that Lu Ziqiao was being serious, he held back his smile and patted Lu Ziqiao on the shoulder: "Okay, I'll watch your performance next. In that case, you don't need me to help."
"..." Lu Ziqiao suddenly reacted: "You didn't give me this bad idea because you didn't want to testify for me?"
"How? Besides, how can this be considered a bad idea?"
"Depend on..."
"Then I'm leaving, you can take a good look, which one is not your aesthetic, just bring it back for everyone to see."
After Yu Ziye finished speaking, he ran away without waiting for Lu Ziqiao to react, leaving Lu Ziqiao alone in the wind.
After running out, Yu Ziye breathed a sigh of relief and almost revealed his secret: "Hey, little girls, I can only help you get here, he shouldn't be able to deal with a girl who doesn't match his aesthetic at all, right? Well, this is the best."
Yu Ziye went back happily, the time passed little by little, and it soon arrived at five o'clock in the afternoon.
After Yifei came back, he took Yu Ziye to the bar, ready to help Mika check and see what the little dragon had to say.If he concealed his marriage history, he would be a proper scumbag.
When he came to the bar, Yifei asked the waiter to find some snacks to eat. It looked like he was going to watch a play!
I also met Guan Gu and Youyou at the bar, and the two were discussing this little dragon man: "Guan Guan, what do you think this little dragon man looks like? Meijia said he was very handsome. According to Meijia, if he didn't If he's handsome, he shouldn't be able to attract her, right?"
"Well, maybe that's possible." Guan Gu took a sip of beer and said indifferently: "That's not good, there is an idiom to say it? A lover's eyes have feces, even if it looks bad, if you like it I'm sure he's very handsome too."
"..."
"Cough, it's the lover's eyes, not eye mucus." Youyou corrected helplessly: "But if she doesn't look good, she won't be liked by Mika! Right?"
"You'll know when you see it."
Yunyou struggled for a while, but still couldn't say what happened next.Seeing that Yu Ziye and Yi Fei had also come down, she chatted with Yi Fei enthusiastically: "Sister Yi Fei, what do you think!"
"What do you think?"
"That little dragon man~"
"Don't mention that little dragon man to me, you'll get angry when you mention me, this shameless scumbag."
"..."
Yunyou was even more shocked, why did Yifei yell and kill this little dragon man all of a sudden, when he was fine before: "What scumbag?"
"I can't tell for a while. He should be fast according to the time. You will find out later. Okay, let's go! Mika is already waiting there." Yifei didn't say more, she was afraid that one more person would know. , there is also a danger of wearing a gang, and she plans to interrogate the little dragon man well!
Yunyou was full of questions, but she wanted to ask Yifei, but she didn't open her mouth. Fortunately, Xiaolongren was coming soon, and Yunyou could endure the loneliness for a few minutes.
Several people walked to Meijia's side, and Meijia looked in front of her and was in a daze.A few people sat down beside her, and Mika suddenly asked with some dissatisfaction: "I'm dating Xiaolong, what are you doing here?"
"..."
"Didn't you send us here?"
Mika was stunned for a moment, and then she remembered that she had indeed begged them before and asked them to give her courage.She paused for a while before saying, "Yeah~ I'm so nervous, what should I do?"
"It's alright, isn't it just a first love? Listen to me, take a deep breath, and then sink into your dantian." Yu Ziye slowly taught Meijia.
After Mika listened to it, she followed it seriously, and then took a deep breath: "Eh? Where is Dantian?"
"Three inches below your belly button."
"Oh~~" Mika took a deep breath, and then covered her right belly: "My stomach hurts a bit, why does it hurt?!"
Yifei asked strangely, "Could it be that your method uses pain instead of tension?"
"..." Yu Ziye twitched the corners of his mouth: "You think too much, it's just that she got distracted, making you gasp when you talk, now it's alright, isn't she distracted?"
"..."
Mika almost fought with Yu Ziye because of what Yu Ziye said, but it did seem to relax a lot. Well, it turns out that the pain really relieved the tension. . .
It's a small thing, and many people have experienced it personally, but more often, when running, sometimes when running, the left side of the stomach or the right side of the stomach hurts.
So don't doubt it, this is just a mess, just rest and rest, and you have to run seriously in the future!
Several people looked at Mika's collapsed appearance, and seemed not to be nervous at all.
When she raised her head, she suddenly looked towards the door of the bar.
A few people also turned their heads curiously, only to see a bearded man wearing a helmet walk in. He was wearing a crumpled and inferior leather jacket, plus a pair of jeans that looked quite greasy, and a pair of Martin boots, but the trouser legs But it rolled up quite dick.
He also wore a helmet on his head. I knew he was a cosplay racer, but I didn't know, I thought he just came out of the junkyard and picked up a motorcycle helmet to show off! .
Chapter 737
Just when the brains of several people were still down, the greasy man took off his helmet with a constipated face, and pretended to be handsome and plucked his hair, showing a self-confident handsome smile: "Hi, baby."
"Sigh~~"
Several people took a deep breath, and they were stunned directly by them. You said, why can this person be so confident?Who gave him his confidence?Liang Jingru?But that can only give him courage?Oh, yes, without the courage, where does the confidence come from! ?
Mika is about to write the word "nympho" on her face, and everyone can see the star eyes in her eyes.Yu Ziye covered his forehead: "Yifei! Did you smell it~!"
"Why don't you say, I smelled it a long time ago, damn, how many days have you not taken a bath?" Yifei said unhappily, she covered her nose with some pain: "Didn't you say that he was near a rich woman? Why are you so sloppy-?"
"How do I know? Maybe it's still... the show-effect?"
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