My Apartment Life
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"Who does it belong to?" Zeng Xiaoxian said weakly, he was about to run away subconsciously, but curiosity still prevailed.
"Hey~" Yoyo sighed again: "It doesn't matter who it is, I've already taken abortion pills, and I'll give birth to him later, throw him in the toilet and drown, so as to clear my innocence."
Saying that, Yoyo patted her belly: "Farewell, I'm going to flow."
Then Yoyo stood up and ran to the toilet, Zeng Xiaoxian opened his mouth wide and looked at Yoyo's back: "Hey, Guan Gu, you still don't save Yoyo. Even if the child is not yours, Yoyo is innocent! You really are Are you willing to die if you need one corpse and two lives?"
"What are you afraid of?" Guan Gu said speechlessly: "Isn't it just one corpse and two lives? It's the same as the end of the world."
"Crazy, you must be crazy, all of you have become insane."
Yu Ziye scratched his head: "He's meow, it's the first time I heard such a horrible thing about going to the toilet, isn't it too miserable?"
"Pfft~hahaha~"
Mika and Yifei finally couldn't bear it anymore, everyone is a showgirl!Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian was frightened, his face turned pale.
"Oh, I laughed so hard." Yifei patted Yu Ziye's thigh: "That's right, Guan Gu, he actually received my hint, and his acting skills are not bad!"
"Acting skills? Going to the toilet? What the hell is going on?" Zeng Xiaoxian felt like he was going crazy, these people are sick!
Yu Ziye touched his nose and said calmly, "Okay, don't scare Teacher Zeng, it's like this..."
Yu Ziye told Zeng Xiaoxian everything about it, and Zeng Xiaoxian started to doubt his life: "Hehehe, I must be dreaming, I haven't woken up yet..."
"Ah~" Zeng Xiaoxian screamed and left Yu Ziye one meter away: "Why are you pinching me?"
It turned out that Yu Ziye pinched his arm, Zeng Xiaoxian screamed in pain, Yu Ziye shrugged: "Does it hurt? Pain is not a dream."
"Then why are you pinching me? You won't pinch yourself?"
"I don't think I'm dreaming, it's obvious that you are dreaming." Yu Ziye said helplessly: "In short, this is the way it is, Yoyo and Yifei are not pregnant, it is Mika who is really pregnant, we do this, just Just to make it easier for her to accept reality."
"Damn, I just said that pregnancy is contagious, and one is contagious to both."
"You think it's toenail fungus?" Yifei rolled her eyes: "Anyway, you just need to know about it, don't spread it everywhere."
"Why? It's a good thing to be pregnant!"
"It's good for you, not good for everyone." Yifei said helplessly.
"Damn, then why do you all know it, but I don't?"
Yu Ziye said jokingly: "It made you fight with Nolan these days! You don't even know what's wrong with us. You are the last to know the truth. Isn't this normal?"
"Who is fighting with Nuolan? Besides, it's been a day or two for you guys to be wrong. I'm used to it."
"Really? I also saw Nuolan gave you a pot of clover! Don't think I don't know." Yu Ziye pouted: "The flower language of clover is very romantic, don't tell me you don't know."
"The flower language of clover? Why didn't I know there was such a thing?" Zeng Xiaoxian felt inexplicable.
Yu Ziye pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Look, I said you pretended not to know, Mr. Zeng, you wanted to say that you didn't know, so you took it down, right?"
· · Flowers · ·
"You are right! What is the flower language?"
"It's very simple!" Yu Ziye stretched out a finger: "The first leaf represents prayer. The second leaf represents hope. The third leaf represents love. Isn't it romantic? It's her. I'm praying and hoping for love, and this clover was given to you, what does that mean, needless to say?"
"Oh~"
Everyone started to coax, and Zeng Xiaoxian was embarrassed: "It's just a potted plant, what does it mean? If it's a big deal, I'll just give it back to her."
"Then if you want to return it to her, you can't mess around." Yu Ziye said calmly: "Every type of potted plant has a meaning, if you make a mistake, it may cause a series of misunderstandings, and it may also start a feud."
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"Uh~~" Zeng Xiaoxian thought for a while: "You also know about Nuolan's situation. Based on her situation, do you have any good suggestions?"
"Let me think about it!" Yu Ziye thought for a while, then clapped his palms: "Yes. Nolan's situation, in short, is that the family broke down because of emotional problems. If you want to wish, it is best to do so in this regard. ."
"Yes, yes." Zeng Xiaoxian nodded: "Is there such a flower language?"
"Yes." Yu Ziye snapped his fingers: "Send the hyacinth."
"Hyacinth?" Yifei was a little puzzled: "What does this word represent?"
Yu Ziye explained slowly: "There are many colors of hyacinths, but they all have a unique flower language, which is called igniting the fire of life, forgetting the sadness of the past, and starting a new love."
"If you say that, it's quite suitable for Nolan!" Mika also came over and interjected, and the implication was quite romantic.
Zeng Xiaoxian touched his chin: "hyacinth, what color is the most suitable for you? It's impossible for all colors to have the same words, right?"
"That's right." Yu Ziye nodded: "No matter what color the hyacinth's words are, they all symbolize love. If you send the wrong one rashly, it will cause a big misunderstanding~"
"Then tell me, what color is the best? And it's the most suitable for my current situation." Zeng Xiaoxian was a little anxious.So.
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"Don't worry! If that's the case, I advise you to choose the yellow one." Yu Ziye thought for a while before telling Zeng Xiaoxian the answer.
"Yellow? What does it mean?" Zeng Xiaoxian was a little puzzled.
"Simple! It means happiness and contentment." Yu Ziye said solemnly, "Don't you want to wish her happiness!? This is just right."
Zeng Xiaoxian nodded in understanding but somewhat understood: "Oh, yellow, what do the other colors represent?"
When Yifei heard Zeng Xiaoxian's question, she always felt that Yu Ziye was cheating on Zeng Xiaoxian, but they were not from a flower shop, so she could only let Yu Ziye say casually: "I know there are seven kinds of hyacinth colors and flower languages, the first one is secret love. , white hyacinth, expressing love for the other half.
There is also a second type of pink hyacinth, which represents admiration and romance. This type is mainly for those who have confirmed their relationship or who have been married to pray for family harmony.
Then there is the third one. . . "
"What are you talking about?" Yoyo also came back suddenly, she was a little curious when she heard what Yu Ziye was talking about about romance and family harmony.
"Dear, come, listen to Zi Ye talk about the flower language of hyacinth potted plants."
"Really?" Yoyo was a little surprised: "What is the language of flowers?"
"It is said that most hyacinths express love."
"That's too romantic, what are you talking about now?" Yoyo's eyes lit up, and she quickly sat down and listened.
Yu Ziye continued: "Now I'm talking about the third type, and you haven't heard of the other two. Let Guan Gu tell you. Next, let's talk about the blue hyacinth, which has a richer meaning, nobility, richness, and perseverance. , chastity, life, but its greatest symbol is happiness.”
"Why don't you give this one from Teacher Zeng? Why is it the yellow one?" Mika asked curiously, "Isn't this richer?"
Yu Ziye rolled his eyes, and even Yunyou pouted: "Because this blue hyacinth is used for weddings, do you think it's appropriate to give it away?"
"..."
Everyone looked at her: "How did you know?"
"Because when I played the bride last time, there were blue hyacinths in the church! This is used to decorate the wedding scene."
"Oh~ that's what it is."
Yu Ziye saw that Youyou had already explained it to him, and he continued to shrink to: "Then there is the fourth type, the purple hyacinth, which symbolizes apology, regret, jealousy, and melancholy love. These are usually couples quarreling, using this kind of flower. to apologize.
Then there is the red hyacinth, which represents gratitude.It means, thank you for meeting you, this is more suitable for that. . .Well. . .Oh, if you join Teacher Zeng and Nuolan together, Nuolan is suitable for giving this to Teacher Zeng. "
"...What does this have to do with me?" Zeng Xiaoxian's head was covered in black lines, and he talked about himself.
A few people snickered a little, but they held back and listened to Yu Ziye continue: "Next is the sixth type, which is the yellow hyacinth I said, which represents the meaning of happiness, and I don't need to explain it.
The last kind of light green hyacinth, meaning, sincerity, I don't need to explain this, right? "
"Looking at it this way, it seems that yellow hyacinths are more suitable." Zeng Xiaoxian thought for a while: "You don't mean to let go, right?"
"Your brain is really strong." Yu Ziye was speechless, and he said silently: "The yellow one is suitable for those who have been hurt by love. If you don't believe it, think about it for yourself, don't give away an evergreen tree and a fortune tree. That's it."
"Pfft~"
Yifei almost burst out laughing, she herself knew that Evergreen and Fortune Tree were for old people and business people.
Zeng Xiaoxian has black lines all over his head, does he look so stupid?However, yellow is yellow!
Zeng Xiaoxian got the answer he wanted, so he went straight to work: "Then I'll buy one, just in time, I'll go to the radio later and send it back to her."
Saying that, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't wait to run away, and the few people watching were speechless.Youyou said helplessly: "Is this also called not liking people? Buying a gift to give someone is so happy, it's even more happy than receiving a gift!"
After Yifei waited for Zeng Xiaoxian to leave, she then asked Yu Ziye: "Hey, dear, are you fooling Zeng Xiaoxian! Why do I feel wrong! Since hyacinth is a potted plant symbolizing romance, why is there a color of blessing? what!?"
"Hey, you actually thought of it..." Yu Ziye raised his brows and said with a mean smile, "Yes, I fooled Teacher Zeng."
"..." Yifei's head was full of black lines: "I said why do you have to say a potted plant that represents romance, so it turns out that he is waiting here?"
"Hehehe~"
"What is the language of yellow flowers anyway?"
"It's just happiness!" Yu Ziye spread his hands: "It's just that the person who sent it is a lover. The main meaning is called 'I am very happy with you.'"
"..."
Yifei took a deep breath and rubbed her forehead: "This is not a confession, but a direct step in place?"
"Hey hey, anyway, Yifei, you should wait and watch the show!" Yu Ziye smiled, as if he had some expectations for Zeng Xiaoxian.
Yu Ziye and Yifei were whispering, and no one else heard them.At this time, Guan Gu had already told Yoyo about the meaning of the first two hyacinths.
She is looking forward to it at the moment, should Guan Gu also give her a few hyacinths, what color would she want?Just be all set.
No, no.
It suddenly occurred to Youyou that there are those who represent apologies and those who have been hurt, and some of them are not suitable for her.
Guan Gu didn't know what kind of thoughts Yoyo would have after hearing such words. He was still looking at something innocently at the moment.
After sitting at the bar for 2.1 for a while, the crowd left the place.
After all, they were all tired after tossing around all day.
Especially Yu Ziye, Yifei and the others, they were so tired today, they fought wits and courage with an obstetrician and gynecologist, and finally made everything clear.
Yu Ziye and Yi Fei were fine. They worked together to make things clear and made preparations, which is different from not making preparations.
The next day was the same as usual, except that after Mika said it, she became more daring and did not hide her little excitement and other strange behaviors.
Yifei and Yoyo can also do their jobs with peace of mind, and don't have to worry about what will happen to the 'pregnancy'.
But Zeng Xiaoxian, after giving him a potted plant last night, for some reason, he always felt that Nuolan's eyes had changed when he looked at him. .
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