My Apartment Life

　　"How did you imply that?"

　　"Touch his head, and touch his face."

　　"..."

　　Yi Fei and Yu Ziye looked at each other, choked a little.Zhang Wei always felt that he did not live in the same place as these people: "Why can't I understand any of what you said? What Xiaofeng was first, and then what sunny day, who are these two people?! "

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye said casually, "Oh, a suicidal man and a violent woman."

　　Yifei: "..."

　　Zhang Wei: "..."

　　After listening to Yu Ziye's words, Yifei couldn't help laughing and crying: "If you are heard by Qingtian, you will die miserably! Also, why do you judge them so, I suddenly think they are so suitable?"

　　But it's just that a suicidal man and a violent woman, together, find it inexplicably interesting!

　　"Aiya~ Meijia, what kind of hint are you suggesting?" Yifei said helplessly, "It's just touching her head and patting her face. You must know that for sister control, this is actually a show of your favor!"

　　"What?" Mika was going to be stunned by Yifei's words!Is this also possible?He also showed his favor, did he make a mistake, he would only do this when he was a junior!How could he be wrong? !

　　"It's normal!" Yu Ziye sighed: "Unless the other party seems to be much younger than his real age, he will definitely think that you are showing his favor."

　　Mika's eyes lit up: "I also look different from my real age."

　　"Older or younger than your real age?"

　　"..." Mika's smile suddenly froze on her face, Yifei and Zhang Wei were almost amused by Yu Ziye's words, Mika said dissatisfied: "Of course it looks bigger, no, it looks smaller, it doesn't seem right. ,Forehead..."

　　Mika picked up her fingers and started counting, Yifei rubbed her eyebrows: "From the perspective of IQ, it is indeed much younger than her real age!"

　　"That's right." Zhang Wei nodded as if he had something to do with it.

　　Yu Ziye and Yi Fei didn't interrupt her, leaving her alone to count.

　　Lu Ziqiao's voice came from the bar: "I'll come back to you the day after tomorrow. I still have something to do these days. You can play by yourself. Well, bye, I love you..."

　　Lu Ziqiao hung up the phone, walked to the edge of the sofa, interrupted Mika and recovered: "Yo~ Young Master Lu, is there another peach blossom?"

　　"That's right, it does, and this time it's easier than I thought."

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　　"Is this again with zero IQ, or with negative IQ?" Mika said disdainfully, it seemed that Lu Ziqiao could only deceive such a person.

　　"What do you know? It's called a dimensionality reduction attack, and it has nothing to do with IQ." Lu Ziqiao retorted dissatisfiedly, "Even an ordinary old bird would be fooled."

　　"Dimensional reduction attack?" Zhang Wei was very puzzled. He didn't understand these messy words at all.

　　"The dimensionality reduction attack, in simple terms, is to shape yourself into a very strong person, such as a wealthy family, so you are very confident; for example, you are knowledgeable and know a lot of professional knowledge; another example, you are handsome and have many The girl is chasing.

　　In this way, you will be able to create a person who is not confident, you are perfect, and it is your honor to be able to see you, so that you can love yourself with all your heart, understand? "

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　　Yu Ziye silently explained to Zhang Wei, and Lu Ziqiao snapped his fingers: "Bingo, you got it right, no matter how high your IQ is, if you don't have enough confidence, you will be easy to get tricked."

　　"Then what kind of character did you create this time? Rich, or capable, or handsome enough?"

　　"It doesn't matter what the image is, the important thing is that it's enough to succeed." Of course Lu Ziqiao wouldn't tell Mika what it was, otherwise what would she do if she made trouble?

　　This is not without precedent, Mika likes to make trouble when he picks up girls, and also likes to blackmail him, he doesn't want to be beaten inexplicably.

　　"Cut~" Mika curled her lips in disdain. Although she didn't know whether this method would work or not, judging from his smugness, it was probably good.

　　Yifei is too lazy to pay attention to this guy, this is just a guy with a brain: "Then I'll go back first, my dear, go home early."

　　"Oh~" Yu Ziye responded casually and watched Yifei go away.

　　Lu Ziqiao saw that Yifei was gone, and then said with a frown, "Hey, let's go buy some equipment!"

　　"What equipment to buy?"

　　"Real cs! Buy some more professional ones, it will be more fun to play tomorrow!" Lu Ziqiao said secretly.

　　"..." Yu Ziye suddenly felt that it wasn't a surprise when he went to play real CS, but this guy prepared a shock for him!So.

Chapter 898

　　According to the rules, Lu Ziqiao's surprises are nothing more than those kinds of surprises.Have a party, pick up girls, as long as there are girls, it will be his surprise.So Yu Ziye seriously doubted whether this real cs was a cs party.

　　Similarly, according to the situation, they often go to this place, and the equipment they bought before is enough, and there is no need for professional preparation at all.

　　"What else do you want to buy?"

　　"Clothing! There is no clothing, you are knitting cs?" Lu Ziqiao said confidently.

　　"Okay! It's a stone hammer." Yu Ziye patted his forehead: "Do you want to have some cs party again? That's why you need a cosplay costume?"

　　"I'm going, you already know this?" Lu Ziqiao was shocked with blood.

　　"What, the party? Where is it, I'm going." When Mika heard that there was a party, she forgot everything and her eyes lit up: "Zi Qiao, where is the party? When can I attend?"

　　"Cough, that... Zi Qiao! This party..." Zhang Wei pointed to himself: "Can I attend?"

　　Lu Ziqiao covered his forehead, feeling that his trigeminal nerve was aching, and looked at Yu Ziye resentfully: "I'll go, I'll let you keep it a secret, even if you guessed it, there's no need to say it directly!"

　　"..."

　　Lu Ziqiao had a headache, and Yu Ziye's head hurt more than him: "Are you finished? You told a married woman that you are going to have a cosplay party, and you will be punished by God!"

　　"Hey, don't worry, the surprise I'm talking about is definitely not a party."

　　"Neither is the beauty of the party. For me, it's not a surprise, it's a shock. When I was single, you never asked me to go to a party."

　　Yu Ziye rolled his eyes. When he was single, Lu Ziqiao, a bastard, knew that he would throw a party without telling everyone.As a result, now that you are married, you invite Lao Tzu to the party. Isn't this bullying?

　　"Don't worry, it's not a party, it's not a beauty, the surprise is something else, don't blame me for not reminding you, the party is just a cover up, the real show is yet to come!" Lu Ziqiao looked mysterious, Yu Ziye always felt He wants to see a good show.

　　But Yu Ziye was curious about what surprise this guy could prepare: "Come on! So, now you take me to buy clothes, right?"

　　"Yes, the theme this time is a science fiction theme, not just a military theme, are you interested?"

　　"I'm interested, I'm too interested." Mika almost wrote 'I want to attend' on her face: "Zi Qiao, you can't leave me!"

　　"And I."

　　Zhang Wei acted like a spoiled brat with Mei Jia, making Lu Ziqiao disgusting!I almost spit it out: "Okay, Zhang Wei, hurry up and collect your magical powers, buy a set of clothes yourself, and leave tomorrow morning."

　　"Yeah~ handsome, handsome, party, party, you all cheer me up..."

　　Mei Jia howled, Yu Ziye saw that something was wrong, so he squatted and ran away, leaving Zhang Wei looking at Mei Jia in a stunned manner.

　　Then everyone looked here, he wanted to use Lu Ziqiao as a shield, but found that Lu Ziqiao also ran away.He stood there with a sad face, not to mention how embarrassing it was: "Mei...Meijia, stop shouting, hurry up, hurry up, it's a shame."

　　Zhang Wei covered his face and pulled Mika away. He really couldn't stand the feeling of looking at aliens.

　　After walking out of the bar, Zhang Weicai breathed a sigh of relief: "Finally ran out, it's too embarrassing, Mika, can't you be normal?"

　　"Then let's go shopping for clothes?" Mika excitedly said to Zhang Wei.

　　"What clothes to buy?"

　　Mika's smile froze, and she looked at Zhang Wei suspiciously: "You didn't hear what Zi Qiao said! Sci-fi theme, I also want to buy tight leather pants! This way I can show off my figure."

　　"Body?" Zhang Wei glanced at Mika's chest subconsciously.

　　In Mika's eyes, this look was an insult: "Where are your eyes looking?"

　　"Uh, cough cough~" Zhang Wei didn't say anything like the airport after all. He was afraid that if he said it, he would be torn apart by Mika: "I won't buy it anymore. I have clothes, so I don't need to buy them."

　　"Where did you get the costume? You can't even play real CS, right?" Mika looked at him strangely.

　　According to Mika's understanding, this guy feels that playing live cs is tiring and meaningless, and he is not a military fan. It would be good if there is free money. If there is no free money, it is impossible for him to touch such luxurious things.

　　"This is a sci-fi theme, not a military theme..." Zhang Wei said calmly, and then said mysteriously: "I wear a pair of sunglasses, and then use ink to dye my bed sheet black and put it on my body, otherwise there will be bats Do you feel like a hero?"

　　"Sigh~"

　　Mika took a breath, I'll go, Zhang Wei, he's so awesome.People go to parties for fun, especially bachelor parties, to meet the opposite sex and get off the single.

　　So everyone must be so beautiful and handsome, a Batman is handsome and woolly!You might as well wear a fur coat!

　　"you sure?"

　　"I'm sure." Zhang Wei said lightly: "If you like, you can provide ink and sheets, and I can do it for you."

　　"Uh, no need, no need, I'll go buy something else!"

　　Meijia turned around and left. She was afraid of being infected by Zhang Wei by staying here, so it would be better to act alone.

　　Zhang Wei scratched his head and didn't understand what was wrong with him, but he had already thought about it anyway, happily bought a bottle of ink, and ran back with a wretched smile.

　　When Yu Ziye returned home, Yi Fei was on the phone, and Yu Ziye curiously leaned over to listen.

　　"Mummy! You'd better travel outside with Daddy in peace! Don't worry about our affairs."

　　"Can I not worry about it? Look, how long have you been certified, and you haven't given birth to a baby yet, you want to kill me in 2.1!"

　　Yes, it's baby rush.

　　After Yu Ziye listened to one sentence, he didn't want to continue listening. Before urging them to get married, now urging them to have children, one link is linked to the other, as if to perpetually urge them.

　　Yu Ziye and Yifei motioned to her not to tell Yuan Chunli that she was back, otherwise she would have to urge him again.

　　Of course Yifei knew what Yu Ziye meant, nodded subconsciously, and quickly changed the subject: "Mommy! Isn't your blind date office busier these days during the Chinese New Year? Why do you have time to go on vacation?"

　　"I'm busy when I'm busy~ What does it have to do with my travel? Anyway, it's all matched by big data, just look it up." Yuan Chunli didn't seem to care at all: "Don't break the topic, explain the time, when do you want to Child, I'm still waiting to hold my grandson!"

　　"...".

Chapter 899

　　"That's your grandson." Yi Fei retorted her helplessly. It wasn't that she had to correct Yuan Chunli, or that she wanted to raise the bar, but Yi Fei wanted to divert the topic and didn't want to discuss this issue, even if it was a barrage. OK!

　　"My grandson is not a grandson anymore? Yifei! I'm not telling you, you are not too young. After the age of [-], the more dangerous it is to have children later, don't you not know?"

　　"How do I know? I haven't had any children."