My Apartment Life
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"Hey, what he means is... uh~" Yu Ziye found that he didn't know what to say: "Oh, so, let me give an example, such as prescription drugs and non-prescription drugs, you can buy non-prescription drugs yourself, but prescription drugs You must have a doctor's prescription to buy it.
This is how he is, what he means is that he has sorted his symptoms into a 'cold medicine', an over-the-counter drug that you can buy yourself without a doctor's diagnosis. "
"That's right, that's what it means." Lu Ziqiao was quite satisfied with Yu Ziye's explanation, which perfectly explained the role of his video: "I am in charge of the creative 823 and the performance, and Xiao Hei is in charge of the filming, low cost and high return."
"Low-budget movie?" Youyou frowned in confusion, then looked disgusted: "You wouldn't be..."
Zeng Xiaoxian understood in seconds: "Wow~ Ziqiao, I can't see it! A new generation of action superstars!"
"Dirty, where are you thinking, my target customers are women."
"Isn't that nasty?"
Yu Ziye twitched the corners of his mouth and looked at the group of people talking, and he became a little uneasy: "Big brother, if it is really that kind of film, the actress's appearance fee will be extremely expensive, right? It's still low cost."
"That's right..." Lu Ziqiao echoed.
"How do you know, could it be..." Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows and looked at Yu Ziye slyly.
Yu Ziye felt that his trigeminal nerve was aching: "Brother, can you stop being so dirty, you won't search for it yourself? A certain country is a legal profession, and you can find it as soon as you check it."
"Hahaha~" Zeng Xiaoxian smiled awkwardly, as if it was right to say so, from what he knew, the performance fees of those people were indeed quite high.
Yu Ziye shook his head helplessly, some people became obscene, they were the gods of obscene!Well, even though Yu Ziye's first reaction was that when he heard the little movie. . . .
Chapter 905
If Yu Ziye remembers correctly, it seems that no one wants this kind of video idea in the end, right?
However, this is also a serious venture that Lu Ziqiao has done, and he still needs encouragement, as long as he is happy.
"Did you see it?" Lu Ziqiao operated the tablet twice and opened the app store. He said proudly, "Did you see it? This is my video. It's not expensive to download it once for nine yuan and nine dollars!?"
As soon as Zeng Xiaoxian heard it, he felt like a fool: "I'm going, you still charge for it? Are you an idiot?"
"This is an educational video, of course it's for a fee. Do you think it's entertainment?" Lu Ziqiao said calmly, "I'm focusing on small profits but quick turnover. After a large-scale promotion, everyone will understand the usefulness of videos."
"Doesn't that all start with free promotion? You can't do this with your operational methods!" Yu Ziye shook his head and said calmly: "You haven't even opened the market, and you're not famous, so why do people buy your videos? Do you really think you are a star with your own traffic?"
"Why am I not a star?" Lu Ziqiao said dissatisfiedly: "The number of readings on my Weibo courtship tutorial has already exceeded [-]. I have these fan bases and more advanced videos, why don't they buy it! "
"How is your situation now? The results of the trial stage."
"The Warring States period is amazing!" Lu Ziqiao became more calm: "I tell you, if it didn't work well, how could we take it out?"
"Is it that exaggerated?" Zeng Xiaoxian didn't believe it.
"Mr. Zeng, if you can't do it, it doesn't mean others can't do it." Lu Ziqiao didn't forget Zeng Xiaoxian when he said: "Even if you can become an emotional host, why can't I be the one who maintains women's mental health. Where's the messenger?"
"you..."
Zeng Xiaoxian's head was full of black lines, and Yu Ziye nodded in agreement: "Indeed, to a certain absurd degree, Teacher Zeng and Ziqiao are in the same situation."
Zeng Xiaoxian only fell in love once or twice, but in the end he dared to say that he is an emotional master.
And Lu Ziqiao hurt how many women's hearts, but turned out to be an inspirational teacher, isn't this all nonsense?Don't tell anyone.
"Don't believe me? I'll show you if you don't believe me."
Speaking of which, Lu Ziqiao used Zeng Xiaoxian's account to directly buy one, and let a few people watch it. This operation made Zeng Xiaoxian want to hit someone.
But after watching it for a while, I found out that there is still a fee, and Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't bear it anymore: "Are you finished? You still need to charge? You are an idiot when you are a customer!"
"It's only nine yuan and nine, and it's not much. You can eat more than one meal a day, but as long as you spend it, you can gain great confidence. Why not spend it?"
"Really? Didn't you say that the Warring States period was outstanding? Then you can let me see the previous situation, and you can be honest with your sharp eyes."
"ok, then let you see, I can make you give up."
"..."
With suspicion, Zeng Xiaoxian watched several videos, and he was stunned: "A lie? What have you done to them?"
"That's why! It's all about personal charisma. I have this charisma, and I've already discovered this gap. Why can't I make money?" Lu Ziqiao said serious nonsense.
"I believe now that you can make some money with this." Yu Ziye let out a sigh of relief and said melancholy.
"Have you seen it? Ziye has the best vision." Lu Ziqiao gave Yu Ziye a compliment when he heard it.
Yu Ziye said painfully, "I didn't mean that, but actually Hanhan really believed that this was a live shot?"
Yu Ziye spread his hands and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, as if he was mentally retarded: "Mr. Zeng, I won't say anything else, if the girl in the confidence chapter is really not confident, are you sure she will let someone else photograph her?
The point that this video can make money is not how effective it is, but that many people like you who take the promotional video seriously will buy it. "
"..."
Zeng Xiaoxian was a little speechless, and it seemed that there was nothing wrong with it. Even if people watched this video, whether it could be filmed is one thing. Even if it was filmed, it was staged, and it was not really effective at all. .
"Bah~ It's because of the effect that you can make money." Lu Ziqiao refuted Yu Ziye's words with black lines: "You didn't see it with your own eyes, sometimes the effect is more exaggerated than this."
"I don't believe it, unless you pee upside down."
"..."
Youyou also didn't believe Lu Ziqiao's words: "Yes, if it really works, then I see it will definitely work, but I don't have any reaction in my heart."
"Hey~" Lu Ziqiao refused to take it. "Today, I'll let you open your eyes. I'll tell you! You can't take medicine indiscriminately. Medicine becomes the most poisonous poison.
The same is true for the video. If you have a problem, you can treat it. If there is no problem, you will be poisoned with medicine. Don’t blame me for not reminding you. Don’t blame me if something goes wrong. "
"What could happen?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked strangely, "Could it be that horns still grow on his head?"
"You can try, what happens when you go to a laxative when you don't have constipation."
"..." Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment, then shuddered: "Is it such an exaggeration?"
"I don't believe it! I'm going to watch it today." Youyou didn't believe anything, and opened the video that Lu Ziqiao ordered.
But as soon as he clicked on it, Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly remembered: "Bastard, you used my account to buy videos again, you have killed the habit of killing them!"
"You are talking nonsense, it's not what I asked you to watch, it's whether you believe it or not, of course you have to pay, or I'll show you when I'm full!"
"Don't be arrogant, let me finish it first, if the refund is invalid, if he doesn't, go and report him." When Yoyo saw the video started, she interrupted Zeng Xiaoxian's speech.
"That's right, if it doesn't work for Yoyo, just wait and lose ten!"
Lu Ziqiao spread out his hands, as if not in a hurry: "You will know when you see it."
Youyou read an article, and a few people followed. After reading it, Guan Gu said as usual: "After reading it, I don't feel anything at all, what do you say?"
"Don't just feel like you have nothing to do! Look at how little aunt is doing." Lu Ziqiao was still calm, because he saw that Youyou seemed to be effective.
I saw Yoyo's eyes spread, as if thinking of something shy, she covered her face and snickered.
"Yuyou? Youyou?" Guan Gu called out twice, and then became anxious: "What's wrong with you? Lu Ziqiao, why did you drop her? She's your little aunt! How can you do such a thing~!"
"stop..."
Lu Ziqiao interrupted him speechlessly, he was afraid that he would cause some misunderstanding if he continued. . .mix.
Chapter 906
"Can you stop being so misleading? I've already said that if you take medicine indiscriminately, even if you're not sick, you'll get sick. If you don't believe it yourself, do you regret it now?"
Zeng Xiaoxian twitched the corners of his mouth beside him: "Then did she eat well because she was sick, or did she get sick after eating without sickness?"
"Uh~~" Lu Ziqiao thought for a while: "I showed her the calmness chapter. She looks like this, so it shouldn't be a big problem, but something went wrong."
Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, he patted Guan Gu: "Guan Gu, then you should be lucky, there is no problem with Yoyo."
"Then there's a problem now, you make me feel lucky?"
"..."
Yu Ziye could totally feel Guan Gu's irritability, but I have to say that this video is really too evil.If Yu Ziye remembered correctly, this thing not only made Yoyo a little autistic, but also turned Zhang Wei into a sissy.
After that, Zhang Wei was beaten up because of this video.
Yu Ziye couldn't figure out the problem at all, and couldn't find what these people had in common: "It's too evil, what the hell is this thing?"
"So, this is the power of this video." Seeing that they had completely believed it, Lu Ziqiao said proudly, "Have you seen it? That's how it is."
After a while, Yunyou woke up, and Guan Gu was relieved.
"Have you seen it? I'll just say it! You can take a few laxatives at most, which is basically enough." Lu Ziqiao said calmly: "This is the same, otherwise it would not be defined as an over-the-counter drug."
The first time Yoyo asked Lu Ziqiao to settle the account: "What kind of broken video you are! It made me think of some bad things."
"Huh? This thing also has the function of helping people remember?" Yu Ziye said strangely: "Could it be that this video is still a three-life stone?"
"Three Lives Stone?" Guan Gu asked with some doubts, "What is it?"
"It's in a fairy tale, something that can see one's own experience of three lives and three lives." Zeng Xiaoxian explained to Guan Gu: "But this video is really evil, obviously we watched it at the same time as Yoyo, but why was Yoyo caught? what?"
"The opposite sex attracts each other and the same sex repels each other. It's normal." Lu Ziqiao looked at it openly. "This shows that I am a handsome guy. My voice has a very healing function. It's as simple as that."
"Blow, then blow." Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes: "Tell me, do we want to experiment with a few more people?"
"Who? Mika?" Yu Ziye asked curiously.
"Yi Fei!" Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to have thought of something: "Think about it! If Yi Fei looked at it and became more gentle, wouldn't our apartment not have to be oppressed by her?"
"That makes sense!" Both Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu's eyes lit up, Yifei's coercion was so overwhelming that they were almost out of breath.
"No." Yu Ziye, with black lines all over his head, refused.
Zeng Xiaoxian blinked: "Why? Don't you wish to have a gentle and virtuous wife?"
"Hope is hope, but this person can't be Yifei."
"Why? Oh, I see..." Yoyo looked at Yu Ziye jokingly as if he had discovered something: "You are so perverted~~ Hehehe, I can't believe that your heart is so wild. one side."
"..."
Yu Ziye twitched the corners of his mouth. Although he didn't know what Yoyo was talking about, he always felt that what she said was not a good thing: "What are you talking about?"
"Don't worry, I won't laugh at you. After all, every man will be a little bit perverted, I understand."
"Oh, I understand too." Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up, he immediately understood what Youyou said, and looked at Lu Ziqiao: "Do you understand?"
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