My Apartment Life

Chapter 932

　　"This sounds a little simpler, because your original script is similar." Yifei nodded in agreement: "This way you won't have any accidents."

　　Yoyo was a little confused by Yifei's words, she blinked and said weakly: "It seems that even if the plot has been changed twice before, it's not my problem, right?! That's your problem, the first one It's Zhang Wei, and the second one is."

　　Yifei: "..."

　　After being exposed, Yifei was stunned for a moment, and then a little annoyed: "Blame me? You insist on spitting, just spit it out, you want me to spit it out, what can I do?"

　　"But, who do you blame?"

　　After Yoyo finished speaking, several people looked at Zhang Wei.Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment, his head full of black lines, and he said directly: "I don't carry this blame, why do you blame me? I taught you for a long time, but you can't learn it yourself."

　　Zhang Wei felt that he was extremely unlucky. When something good happened, it wasn't his turn. But when he took the blame, the first thing these guys thought of was himself.

　　"Then you can just blame the director." Yu Ziye said: "Anyway, it's the director's fault that the filming is not good. Who told him not to choose an actor!"

　　"Nani?" Guan Gu's liver hurts with anger. It's true that people are sitting at home, and the pot is coming from the sky!Inexplicably, he took the blame: "Why don't you talk about yourself? Change the plot, but we'll pass it once."

　　"Me?" Yu Ziye twitched the corners of his mouth: "It's obvious that Yoyo said it's too short. If you want a longer one, I will combine everything. Otherwise, even if you finish filming, it may not be - how long."

　　"stop..."

　　Seeing that the trend was getting worse, Yi Fei quickly came out with black lines to stop it: "If you keep talking like this, the sky will be dark. Anyway, if the scene is not filmed well, everyone is responsible, hurry up and film it well. Just do it."

　　Only then did Yunyou stop and stop talking: "The director, how are we going to act this time?"

　　Guan Gu thought for a while: "Actually, this scene is also simple, Zhang Wei, you lie on this, just pretend to be General Li, and then the spy played by Yi Fei stabs the doctor played by Youyou. After that, Youyou insisted on finishing it. Surgery, everything is fine."

　　"Then hurry up and change your clothes." Yu Ziye urged: "Don't forget, it will take a long time to do special effects and backgrounds for the last Star Wars chapter! We have to leave enough time for Xiao Hei."

　　Several people went to change their clothes, and Guan Gu did not know where to touch a handful of ashes.

　　When Zhang Wei came out wearing a green military uniform, he asked, "How is it? Am I handsome?"

　　Yu Ziye looked up and down: "It's the same whether he's handsome or not, anyway, you can't see it in the end."

　　Zhang Wei was taken aback: "What do you mean?"

　　"That's what it means." Guan Gu smiled wickedly, and a handful of ashes in his hand smeared directly on Zhang Wei's face.

　　Zhang Wei: "..."

　　"What are you doing? Aqiu, Aqiu..." Zhang Wei choked his nose at the smell: "Guan Gu, are you crazy?"

　　"It's like getting some more blood~" Guan Gu said and poured the red paint directly on his body.

　　Yu Ziye said lightly: "Look, that's the right way."

　　Zhang Wei now understands that this is to make the scene more real, he said with a sad face: "My sacrifice is too great, can I have a meal in the evening?"

　　"I'll add a chicken leg to you at night." Guan Gu suppressed a smile and comforted him.

　　At this time, Zhang Wei was not an actor. He was a serious lawyer. He usually dressed meticulously. How could he make it so tattered!Even some so-called stars have their hair shiny, let alone him, it's normal to have a little temper.

　　"Thank you director, thank you director."

　　Yu Ziye looked at Zhang Wei like an idiot: "A chicken leg will send you off? It takes an elbow to say less."

　　"..." Zhang Wei suddenly felt that his labor was so cheap, one for drumsticks and one for elbows, which was too shameless.

　　Boys must change clothes faster than girls, after all, there are not so many processes.After Zhang Wei came out for a while, Yifei and Youyou came out.

　　Just seeing their appearance, Zhang Wei was overjoyed, and suddenly grabbed a handful of ashes from the side and wanted to smear them on their faces.

　　"Hey, there's a flash." Yifei quickly twisted his hand over and pressed it directly on the table: "Zhang Wei, you're courting death! How dare you attack me?"

　　"Ah~" Zhang Wei reacted after realizing it, and screamed: "I... I'm doing makeup for you."

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　　"Really?" Yi Fei obviously didn't believe it, and looked at Yu Ziye and Guan Gu.

　　Guan Gu and Yu Ziye sold him mercilessly, but Yu Ziye denied it: "Who said you have to wear makeup? You all already wear masks, as long as you don't have makeup on your eyes, you don't need any makeup except your clothes are dirty. What kind of makeup?"

　　Zhang Wei: "..."

　　At this moment, Zhang Wei's heart collapsed: "Why are you doing this? Why don't they use makeup, I want it?"

　　"Because you don't need to cover your face! Of course you also paint a little." Yu Ziye said speechlessly, although Guan Gu was suspected of playing tricks on him, but this was indeed a need for filming.

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　　As doctors and nurses, Yoyo and Yifei not only don't need to get dirty, but also need to keep them clean.

　　Yu Ziye and Guan Gu never said that they would give Yifei and Youyou make-up. It was purely Zhang Wei who was unbalanced and wanted to play tricks on them.

　　But now it seems that stealing chickens is not a backlash!

　　"Ah woo woo~ Why am I so unlucky!" After Zhang Wei waited for Yi Fei to let go, he clutched his shoulders, a little helpless.

　　"Okay, Zhang Wei, stop playing, lie down on it!" Guan Gu took the director's posture at a critical moment: "Get ready, let's start!"

　　"I'm ready." Youyou took out a pair of scissors and a scalpel, and stared at Zhang Wei maliciously, staring at Zhang Wei furiously.

　　Yu Ziye took a slate next to him, and after a few people were ready, he shouted: "Battlefield doctor, first time, start."

　　After Yu Ziye left, the prepared people began to perform.

　　"Scissors, hemostatic cotton, wipe sweat." Yoyo continued to perform surgery, her face looked serious and serious.

　　Just when she didn't know, Yi Fei suddenly showed a ruthless expression, and directly put a scalpel bucket on Youyou: "I'm sorry, I can't let you rescue General Li."

　　After speaking, Yifei ran like this, fell down, and stood up again: "General Li, I will definitely save you..."

　　"..." Guan Gu was immediately shocked by Yoyo's performance: "Ka~" Nai.

Chapter 933

　　"Ka~" Guan Gu was once again furious. Originally, this time he only needed Yoyo to play normally, but this is the case, and Yoyo's performance is not normal at all: "Yoyou, you are too...too. Are you confident? According to the script, you have been bleeding all the time, so you have to feel like you are going to die at any time, but just now, you didn't perform at all!"

　　Yi Fei can't stand it anymore, although she doesn't know how to act, it looks like she's going to die: "It's Yoyo, you just acted so heroically, you didn't look like you were going to die at all, but it was like taking a stimulant. It looks like this. Otherwise, you just take the anesthetic, maybe you can do it like this."

　　"Drinking anesthesia?" Yu Ziye was a little speechless: "Then she is not performing surgery, but someone else is performing surgery on her."

　　Even Zhang Wei got up and complained. He was full of grievances. You said he was good and wanted to play a handsome guy. As a result, he created a bunch of roles he didn't want to play.

　　"That's right, acting! It's just to be real. You're not a comedy show. You're doing it like a robot. You can just make a robot to perform surgery on me. Look at me, how real is it? I felt completely before. There is no communication between doctor and patient.”

　　"Shut up." Yifei and Yoyo roared, what is the communication between the patient and the doctor?What do you want to communicate?

　　After yelling at Zhang Wei, Yoyo was still at a loss: "But, I don't have any experience in this area either! I have quite a lot of experience playing dead people."

　　"..." Guan Gu was speechless.

　　Yu Ziye remembered Yoyo's original idea of ​​drinking eight bottles of mineral water, and then made an uncomfortable expression.He originally wanted to remind him of this method, but suddenly, he thought of another idea: "Uh, Yoyo, I think you can try the method of hanging the beam with a cone on the head."

　　"..."

　　Yunyou stared at Yu Ziye with wide eyes: "Are you kidding me?"

　　Yu Ziye spread his hands: "You have to think of the expression on your face after being injured, right? It's only when you are in pain that you can act the best, right?"

　　"That's right, but..." Youyou was struggling with constipation, her head hanging off the beam, and as for the thorns, she shuddered at the thought of this scene: "Can I refuse?"

　　"The head is hanging from the beam, the cone is thorny?" Guan Gu blinked and said in horror: "Yuyou, you don't want to commit suicide, do you?"

　　"..."

　　Yunyou was stunned by Guan Gu's words, and said with a black line on her head: "The head hanging beam we said is not hanging... In short, this can't be achieved, you have to think about it, the awl thorn just hurts a little, but it hurts. It hurts all the time, so I can't keep stabbing myself, right?"

　　Yifei touched her chin: "You can't stab yourself, but others can!"

　　Yunyou's heart moved, and she had a bad premonition: "What do you mean?"

　　"Tsk, what I mean is, when the time comes, find someone to lie down at your feet and keep pinching you, won't that work?"

　　long:"..."

　　There are [-] grass-mud horses galloping past in Yoyo's heart. Isn't this too stupid?What does this have to be like?

　　Guan Gu also felt a little distressed for Yoyo, and he said a little tangled: "Otherwise, let's think of another way! If you keep pinching it, it will hurt a lot."

　　Yu Ziye held back his laughter, and when he was almost done, he simply said, "Then let Yoyo drink a few bottles of water and let her hold it back, isn't it similar to a painful expression?"

　　"Then I still choose to be pinched!" Youyou said directly.

　　"Ah?" Yu Ziye looked confused, what is this?What I said was easier, but I didn't want it: "Why? The latter one is easier, right?"

　　"Who said it's easier?" Youyou gave Yu Ziye a dissatisfied look: "I think it's more difficult to hold your urine than pinching your thighs."

　　"I... go..." Yu Ziye uttered a foul language: "Then pinch your legs!"

　　Guan Gu saw that Youyou had already made up his mind, and he had nothing to do: "But, we all have things to do, who can be the one who pinches the thighs?"

　　"..."

　　Everyone looked at Yu Ziye for a moment, and Yu Ziye shuddered: "Why are you looking at me? I'm busy!"

　　"What else can you do besides eating melon seeds?" Yi Fei said dissatisfiedly with his waist on his shoulders: "We are busy here, and if you don't help, you know what to say. Why is it so simple now? Are you not happy about it?"

　　Yu Ziye shrank his neck and was embarrassed by Yi Fei: "Who said I only eat melon seeds?"

　　"Then what are you doing?"

　　"I...I still want to watch a play!"

　　"..."

　　Everyone's mentality almost collapsed by Yu Ziye's assertive tone, and Yi Fei roared in dissatisfaction, "Do it for me, I have to finish it earlier and eat it earlier!"

　　"Okay, okay! I can do it if I can't do it..." Yu Ziye was a little helpless, so he came over to make a soy sauce. Is it necessary to be so cruel?If I knew it would not come, why don't I go to Zeng Xiaoxian's side!

　　Yifei then suppressed her emotions and continued to put on her mask: "Let's do it again, there's still a fourth show left!"

　　"I found that the efficiency of the amateur crew was poor. Four such simple scenes took a whole day to shoot. If they really depended on this to eat, they would have starved to death."

　　Yu Ziye complained and crouched at Yoyo's feet, trying to hide his figure on the operating table.

　　Yifei took a deep breath, and when Guan Gu shouted the start, she directly covered Yoyo's mouth and stabbed her: "I'm sorry, I'm a spy, I can't let you rescue General Li."

　　"Hmm~"