My Apartment Life
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"Those who don't know think you have a crow's mouth!" Yi Fei muttered while covering her forehead, "Can't you say something nice?"
Yu Ziye sighed and said weakly, "It's useless. With Zhang Wei's unfortunate physique, the crow's mouth has a bonus, and good words can be weakened infinitely. Maybe a good thing will turn into a bad thing."
"How can a good thing turn into a bad thing?"
Yu Ziye scratched his head and said calmly, "Just like now, my dear, you are so beautiful today, I can't help but kiss you."
"..."
"You are reserved, this is a bar." Zeng Xiaoxian interrupted their show speechlessly.
Yu Ziye ignored him and continued: "But if I accidentally aimed at Mika when I said this, would you kill me?"
"..."
Several people suddenly shuddered when they thought of that scene, not to mention, if Yu Ziye was like this, Yifei would really kill him.
After Zhang Wei finished vomiting, Mei Jia kindly handed him a piece of paper: "Zhang Wei, you'd better stop for a while! It's best to make a fortune in silence."
"I wanted to make a fortune, but God didn't give me this chance." Zhang Wei said helplessly, lying on the sofa with a loveless look.
"Okay, then let's get down to business."
Guan Gu and Youyou seemed to be discussing something, and then suddenly said happily: "I have good news for everyone, the new drama starring me will be officially performed tomorrow afternoon."
"Oh~ congratulations~"
After everyone heard it, they were originally interested, but in the end they had no idea.
Mainly because of habit, every time Yoyo said she was the lead actor, she ended up burping in less than five minutes.The more I heard this sentence, the more boring it felt.
Therefore, when everyone said congratulations, they all seemed perfunctory.
Regardless of everyone's reaction, Guan Gu still said happily: "More importantly, this time all of you can come and join us. This drama is a fairy tale drama, and no one will die from beginning to end."
"Huh?" Then everyone became a little interested: "Fairy tale? What fairy tale?"
"Three visits to the thatched cottage."
"..."
The scene fell into silence for a while, and everyone looked at each other, wondering if they remembered correctly: "Are you sure this is a fairy tale?"
"Is there a heroine in Sangu Thatched Cottage?"
"This hairy reed is not the thatched cottage, the hair is the hair of Sanmao, and the reed is the reed of the reed flower."
"Oh~ Zhuge Liang has changed his address." Meijia added a possibility.
Yoyo didn't care about her complaints, but explained: "This is a Qing palace drama, Mao Lu is my name. This is a little maid living in the Forbidden City, nicknamed Lu Hua, she secretly fell in love with a prince, Brother San. One day, with the help of the gods, she became a princess outside the Great Wall, and participated in Brother San's garden party. Brother San showed mercy to her.
But the magic can only last until the child, Lu Hua hurriedly left, but only one shoe was left, which was picked up by the third brother, so he. . . "
"Hey, bridge bean sack..." Guan Gu saw Yoyo's excitement and stopped her immediately: "Leave a little suspense. Cough, that, if you want to know what will happen next, please listen to the next time, factoring... "
Youyou looked at Guan Gu for a moment, stunned, does this still need to be suspenseful?Did you make a mistake! ?Haven't you heard of Cinderella?
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A few people looked at each other, and suddenly their faces were different. Yifei said with some amusing: "Do you think this drama sounds familiar? Let's talk together..."
"Ash..."
"The Legend of Zhen Huan..." Zhang Wei roared directly, looking at everyone's strange eyes, he said weakly: "What, I originally wanted to say Cinderella, but I thought again... a brain teaser, It's definitely not that simple."
"Cut~" Mika and Lu Ziqiao rolled their eyes and ignored him.
Yu Ziye sighed: "No wonder you and Yifei will lose so thoroughly when you play brain teasers, so answer like this, you can't beat it no matter how you play!"
"Can you leave this alone?"
........ 0
"Okay, don't mention it."
"This is the legendary Sangu Maolu! Cindy Leila is dead!" Only then did Zeng Xiaoxian know the origin of the name.
"Isn't this just bullying other people who have no copyright, so they can be adapted at will?" Yu Ziye sighed: "This screenwriter is really bullshit..."
"You don't know the plot, so you won't come to support, right?" Yunyou was a little worried.
"No, of course not, we are all here to support your people, right~" Guan Gu did not spare any effort to promote Yoyo.
"Yep..."
It's not easy for everyone to refute her face, anyway, if it's okay, just go together!Yifei asked directly, "Then I have classes at school tomorrow. I'll go after class. Where can I buy a ticket?"
"You don't need to buy a ticket, the actor has a gift ticket, and I can give it to you when the time comes."
"That's good."
"You said it earlier! I want two." Zhang Wei breathed a sigh of relief and took advantage.
"Do you want two free urns?" Mika asked angrily, even taking this kind of cheap, Zhang Wei is really poor and crazy.
Zhang Wei said dissatisfiedly: "They want to invite Weiwei to see it together!"
"Didn't you give up on Weiwei?" Lu Ziqiao asked strangely, "Why, it's back on fire again?"
When Zhang Wei mentioned this, he was quite happy: "Since Weiwei took the initiative to come to me last time, I knew that we still have signs, so I decided to...give her another chance."
Chapter 998
"Cut~"
Lu Ziqiao and Mika were both very disdainful of what Zhang Wei said, and they wanted to lick it and said it directly, and gave her another chance, why didn't you say that you would give her another chance to pursue you? !You see if people will seize this opportunity.
Guan Gu always looked excited, he raised his glass: "Come, let's wish Youyou a smooth performance tomorrow, cheers."
"Cheers~"
After talking about the business, Yoyo put down the glass and said, "Then what, let's talk first, I have to do my last rehearsal today, so I'll go first, bye~"
"Goodbye, come back early."
"I'll take you off." Guan Gu quickly got up and went out with Youyou.
After Yoyo left, everyone sat and chatted for a while.Yu Ziye suddenly thought of a question: "Zhang Wei, don't you just keep giggling because Weiwei contacted you?"
"I see! [-]% of the time." Yi Fei was stunned, and instantly understood that this was definitely the source of Zhang Wei's smirk.
"Isn't this similar to what I expected?" Lu Ziqiao looked at Zhang Wei jokingly: "You still say no? Chang Wei, you still say you don't know martial arts?"
After Zhang Wei was exposed, even with his face, he was extremely embarrassed.It's just that others are darker and can't see it.
After everyone teased for a while, they sat for a while and then went about their own business.
Silent all night. . .
The next day, sleep when you should go to bed in the morning, go shopping when you go shopping, and go to class when you are in class.In the afternoon, because everyone was in a different place, there was no appointment to go there together, and they just rushed to the theater in twos and threes.
Yu Ziye was no exception, he was in the morning class today, while Yifei's class was in the afternoon.
Considering that after Yifei finished class in the afternoon, it should be almost the evening rush hour, so Yifei simply let Yu Ziye drive there by herself, and she should take a taxi faster by then.
It was still early when Yu Ziye went, just. . .Theater!Certainly people come and go, all to come to see the play.
"Hey, Yoyo, I'm already here, you can send me a ticket! Well, yes, I'm already at the door. Well, I'll wait."
Youyou said that Guan Gu would send tickets to Yu Ziye and let him wait here.
Yu Ziye stretched and was about to wait for Guan Gu to come out!An old scalper came over and said, "Friend next to you, the ticket is going to be cut, the ticket."
"What tickets do you have?"
"This theater must be Sangu Maolu. Two hundred pieces, how many do you want?"
"Two hundred one?" Yu Ziye scratched his face: "You are too dark, and there are one hundred scalpers next door!"
"What? What kind of scalper is this? Destroying the market? Where did you see it?" The old scalper was shocked at the time. The ticket sold for one hundred and eighteen, and it was sold for one hundred.
But when he thought about it, he was relieved. It was estimated that there was someone inside, just like him, who took a few tickets to sell: "Then I will cut down the fifty one."
Yu Ziye suddenly had a whim: "Hey, is this ticket so profitable? It was cut in half at once? There are one hundred and eighty sheets printed on it! Aren't you afraid of losing money?"
"Hehe~" The scalper smiled and said, "I don't hide it from you. My wife is playing the palace maid in it. If you can get free tickets and earn a little price difference, aren't we earning this money?"
"That's right." Yu Ziye nodded, earning the difference is the essence of scalpers, but this kind of behavior is illegal.
As soon as they finished speaking, Guan Gu ran out of it.
Yu Ziye waved to him: "Here."
Guan Gu ran over and gave the ticket to Yu Ziye.Before he could speak, the scalper asked directly, "Friend, you are not being kind!"
"Nani?" Guan Gu was stunned: "Why am I being unkind?"
"One hundred and eighty tickets, you actually sell one hundred, isn't this disrupting the market?"
"One hundred? Who said I sold one hundred, and I gave this ticket for free." Guan Gu is very puzzled, who is this guy!When he talked to Yu Ziye, he thought it was Yu Ziye's friend!He suddenly realized: "Oh, you want tickets too, don't you? How many tickets do you want?"
"Free... free?" The scalper almost vomited blood, he said why his tickets couldn't be sold, it turned out that someone was digging his roots!There were not many people watching this theater, and the tickets were not as popular as expected.
With a small audience, and the free ticket distribution, he is very rude: "Hey, you didn't do this to destroy the market. You don't have to play by the rules when you come out?"
"Nani?"
Guan Gu is even more confused, who destroyed the market?Aren't actor gift-giving allowed?
Knowing the truth of the matter, Yu Ziye almost laughed out loud and said weakly, "You scalpers, aren't you just disturbing the market price? Isn't it okay for anyone to disturb?"
"How can this be the same? What we earn is hard work . . ."
"Scalper?" Xiaguan Gu understood now, this guy thought he was a scalper, wouldn't giving free tickets destroy the market?Before he could explain, Yu Ziye gave him a wink.
Yu Ziye was helpless, so he could only take out his mobile phone and send him a message, Guan Gu suddenly realized, and went on with the performance.He said confidently: "Why do I just deliver it for free? You don't agree? Hit me if you don't agree! Not only do I want to deliver it for free, but I also want to deliver it to anyone!"
"???"
Yu Ziye still wondered why Guan Gu said this, but when he saw Zhang Wei not far away, he understood.
He sent a text message to Zhang Wei very tacitly, telling him to pretend not to know him and Guan Gu.
Zhang Wei was very puzzled, but he was not hopelessly stupid, he just walked up with some doubts.Guan Gu said calmly: "Did you see it? Not only do I want to send one, I also want to send two. These are two tickets, and I will give them to him for free, how about it?"
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