My Apartment Life
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Zeng Xiaoxian had a headache: "That's true, I can't even leave."
Zeng Xiaoxian had no choice but to stay.Yu Ziye just finished draining the water, and as soon as he went out, he saw the women's toilet next door lined up at the door, and he sighed: "Tsk tsk, this queue, this is only the opening five minutes! If you watch it, the ghost knows. What will happen?"
With a sigh, he walked to the backstage on his own.
Haven't come in yet!Seeing Lu Ziqiao standing there holding a flower, Yu Ziye knew that this guy should have just flirted with a girl and was waiting right now!
"Zi Qiao, you are very diligent! It didn't take long for the game to start, and you found the prey?" Yu Ziye patted him on the shoulder, so scared that his pants almost fell.
Lu Ziqiao looked around nervously, and found that no one was there, and he breathed a sigh of relief: "I said, eldest brother, can you not be so surprised? What should you do if you are heard? Also, remember to go out. It's called a trumpet, do you still need me to teach you this common sense?"
"I'm not your wingman, why should I listen to you?"
"But this is a matter of words, and you will die if you accommodate it!"
"Okay, okay, okay!" Yu Ziye waved his hand: "Which one did you like this time?"
"A palace maid, hehe..." Lu Ziqiao said proudly, "I met another woman with no brains. As soon as I heard that I was a reporter, I made a fool of myself, and it was done."
"You can't live by committing sin!"
"Bah, this is an opportunity for those who are prepared. I am well prepared, so I can win such a big victory." Lu Ziqiao said proudly: "Hey, do you see how different I am now from before? "
"Hmm~" Yu Ziye touched his chin: "I have more glasses, a bunch of flowers, a pen and a book. Wait, your clothes look familiar to me!"
"Right! That's it, am I very special?" Lu Ziqiao said proudly, "I have studied all kinds of paparazzi, and I found that they all have one thing in common."
"Sunglasses and cap."
"Cough~" Lu Ziqiao was choked for a moment: "What's the mess? That's what I'm talking about."
Lu Ziqiao picked up the badge on his chest: "Did you see it? This is a work certificate, regular reporters have regular certificates, and many media will find regular reporters to promote, which is completely different from the average paparazzi. "
"What kind of feature is this?! Many workplaces now have badges." Yu Ziye was speechless: "And isn't this all common sense? How about you discover it?!"
"Really?" Lu Ziqiao blinked: "Oh, whatever, I'll tell you! I paid a lot of money to do this."
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"It is against the law to make false certificates."
"So, my stamp does not belong to any news media."
"That's suspected of operating without a license."
"Go, I don't have time to discuss the law with you here. You go to Zhang Wei, he will be very interested." Lu Ziqiao waved his hand: "Let's get down to business..."
"Oh~ I remember." Yu Ziye looked at him and suddenly thought: "I saw a reporter outside just now, and he was wearing exactly the same thing as you, a small green vest, jeans, and glasses. But he You have a camera in your hand and a notebook in your hand, no wonder I think you are familiar, and you look like a reporter, so I have seen a reporter dressed like this!"
......................................
"Really? Who else is so tasteful?!" Lu Ziqiao asked in surprise, "That means I'm wearing this outfit right!"
"Hehe~"
Yu Ziye rolled his eyes, shook his head and didn't want to pay any more attention to him.
At this moment, Guan Gu hurriedly ran over: "That's great, you are all here, Midnight, lend me your phone to call."
"Hey~" Before Yu Ziye could react, Guan Gu hurriedly took out his pocket and grabbed his cell phone.
"Why are you panicking? Is there a bomb?" Lu Ziqiao asked dissatisfiedly, he was talking to Yu Ziye and he was happy!
Guan Gu ignored his ridicule, but said to himself, "You're right, it's on Youyou."
Guan Gu found Yifei's phone number and called him. He heard Yifei's voice just after the call: "Dear, do you miss me? Don't worry, I'm almost there."
"Yifei, it's me."
"Guan Gu? Why did you call me from Midnight's cell phone?" Yi Fei was a little embarrassed, but he quickly adjusted: "But it's okay, this driver doesn't recognize the way, and he won't listen to the one-way street, come here. Talk to him."
"Yifei, I have something urgent, Yifei..."
Before Guan Gu could say anything, Yifei gave the driver his cell phone. Guan Gu wanted to say it was useless, so he could only quickly explain the route to the driver.
Then he became anxious the next moment, and quickly said: "This is not important, please return the phone to that eldest sister..."
"..."So.
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"What's the matter with you! In such a hurry? Let me tell you! My phone has only a trace of electricity, so tell me if you have anything!" After Yifei finished, he quietly listened to what Guan Gu said.
Guan Gu was anxious in his heart, and he said seriously: "Listen, the situation is very urgent, it is related to Yoyo's career, the thing is like this, when Yoyo and I were in the background just now, you called us, and Yoyo asked you to come. Then call me and let me give you the ticket, but now! Hello? Moses Moses... Moses Moses..."
Hearing the busy voice on the other side, Guan Gu instantly panicked.Lu Ziqiao looked at Guan Gu's anxious look: "She died?"
"No power." Guan Gu still didn't respond.
Looking at him, Lu Ziqiao said helplessly, "Then what are you trying to say?"
"I want Yifei to stop calling me. My cell phone was brought to the stage by Yoyo." Guan Gu asked with a lifeless expression.
"So you can say it clearly in one sentence!"
"Ah~ when I'm in a hurry, I'll forget the point. This is over, this is over..." Guan Gu suddenly thought: "Oh, yes, Yifei's phone is out of power, so he can't give it to him. I'm calling, right?"
"You don't know how to ask someone to borrow it without a mobile phone, but Yifei won't be able to?!"
"Then what should I do?" Guan Gu was going crazy. . .
Yu Ziye sighed: "You have to forget the point, why don't you just let Yifei call someone else's phone? Wouldn't it be better?"
"Oh~ it's useless for you to say anything now." Lu Ziqiao said speechlessly: "You hurry out and stop him! Isn't it safe to give her the ticket before she calls?"
"Yes~" Guan Gu's eyes lit up: "Then you come with me."
"No, I'm not going, the second act is over, I'm going to give flowers to people!"
"Send flowers? To whom?"
"My girl who is about to hit a home run! Playing the role of a palace maid." Lu Ziqiao looked at a group of palace maids about to come over, and he stretched out his hand: "I'll point it to you."
Four or five palace maids came over, Lu Ziqiao was stunned for a long time, but did not point it out, Guan Gu asked suspiciously, "Which one?"
"Zhen, I can't tell the difference." Lu Ziqiao twitched the corners of his mouth: "But it doesn't matter, I can just hold a sign at that time. I know her name, and I will definitely not make a mistake then. You and Ziye go together! This is his wife, waiting for her is what he should do."
"..."
Guan Gu turned his head and pouted his lips in disdain: "Let's go, Midnight, let's go together!"
"Hey, don't worry! If you worry, something will happen." Yu Ziye looked at Guan Gu and dragged him out, complaining silently.
Guan Gu dragged Yu Ziye outside, and Guan Gu breathed a sigh of relief: "Should I be late? Yifei probably hasn't come yet."
"It looks right." Yu Ziye glanced left and right, and then saw the old scalper.
At this moment, the old scalper is staring at Guan Gu, his eyes are turning red, he must be very regretful now, quite regretful.
"It's you again." The old scalper gnashed his teeth and looked at Guan Gu. It was this bastard who caused him a lot of losses: "It's you again..."
Guan Gu turned around and saw the scalper. He said speechlessly, "Why are you still here!? What, the ticket has been sold?"
"It's all you, I lost thousands of dollars, you bastard..."
As the saying goes, the rabbit will bite in a hurry!Guan Gu has humiliated others like this, and he came back, but it's not a little bit of hatred!The old scalper looked like he was about to step forward and try his best.
Guan Gu saw that something was wrong, and quickly ran around Yu Ziye: "What do you want? Do you want to beat someone?! Believe me or not..."
"If it weren't for you, I would have made thousands of dollars today, but now not only have I lost a thousand bills and haven't sold one, I'm going to kill you..."
"Who made you so greedy~" Guan Gu turned around Yu Ziye, and the old scalper chased after him.
"Stop, I'll be dizzy if I turn around again." Yu Ziye grabbed them and said dissatisfiedly, "Can you find an empty spot for a duel? Didn't you see me waiting for someone here?"
Only then did the old scalper realize that something was wrong: "Do you know each other?"
"Yeah~" Yu Ziye didn't hide it: "Is there a problem?"
"Then he gave you the free ticket because he knew each other?" The old scalper had the urge to vomit blood.
"That's right!" Yu Ziye still didn't deny it: "Is there a problem?"
"Damn~" The old Huang Niu immediately understood: "It's not just you, do you know all the people who said they wanted to buy tickets before?"
"That's not..." Guan Gu told the truth: "I don't know any of those."
"Then why are you insane giving free tickets?" The old scalper is going crazy, and he really doesn't know each other. If he does, it's okay to say that you are a cow and you have many friends, but you cut off people's wealth. This is not pure harm. Not good for yourself?
Guan Gu looked at him up and down: "Do I like what you're in charge of? Hit me if you don't agree! I still want to give it."
Guan Gu saw two couples coming over next to him, and he came over again: "Are you here to watch the drama? I happen to have two extra tickets, do you want to go and see it? Oh, no money, free of charge of."
"???" The little couple was a little confused, and there were such good things: "It's really free? Then what are you looking for?"
"Oh, my girlfriend is starring in it, I hope you applaud or something."
The young couple suddenly realized that they are popular for their girlfriends!That's all right: "Okay then! Let's go and see, my dear!"
"Okay, listen to you."
The old scalper couldn't spit out a mouthful of blood clogged in his throat and couldn't swallow: "I fought with you."
"Doing what? Doing what?"
When the old scalper was about to beat someone, a few policemen came over and quickly detained the old scalper: "You still beat someone in broad daylight."
"I...hahaha~ Comrade police, I 2.1 are kidding around! I'm kidding!"
"Whoever said we were joking, he just wanted to hit me." Guan Gu would not cooperate with him and sold him directly.
"You..." The old scalper spat out a mouthful of old blood, it's really not good to be a teacher today!How did you come across such a jerk!You say it's not good to lose money privately?This is over, beating people is to be detained, although no harm is caused, but a person who seeks trouble can not escape.
In addition, he is still a scalper, and the guilt adds to the guilt, and this will be miserable.
"Why did he beat you?" the policeman asked directly.
"In the beginning, I originally came out to deliver the tickets, but he actually wanted to sell him fifty tickets, so I didn't accept it, so I..."
"Stop, let me tell you!" Yu Ziye interrupted Guan Gu when he saw that he was pulling so far. .
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