My Apartment Life

　　Yu Ziye knew this guy, the assistant director of the crew.He hurried over and saw the camera in Zhang Wei's hand at a glance: "Photojournalist, the director asked you to take pictures."

　　"Photojournalist, who is a photojournalist?" Seeing him looking at himself, Zhang Wei was a little confused.

　　"I am, give me the camera, I'll take pictures." The real reporter quickly grabbed Zhang Wei's camera.

　　"Stop." Zhang Wei roared again: "You can't move, you can't move until you prove this is yours."

　　The assistant director looked like his butt was on fire: "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and take pictures, hurry up."

　　"I'm not a reporter." Zhang Wei explained dissatisfiedly, why is this person like this 11? !

　　"As long as you have a camera, you are not a reporter yet?!" The assistant director kicked him directly and pushed him inside.

　　The real reporter, Yu Ziye and Yi Fei looked at the assistant director in shock, Yu Ziye said in a daze: "You are the most temperamental director I have ever seen, even a reporter dares to kick. Dude, you are sent by the crew next door. The black man, right?"

　　The assistant director just glanced at Yu Ziye, without explaining at all, turned around and left.

　　"I'll call you a cow." Yu Ziye sighed, this thing is simply not in the same style as other directors.

　　This real reporter was probably stunned for a long time, and then he remembered that his camera was still on Zhang Wei!He quickly chased after him: "Hey, my camera is still with you!"

　　Yifei sighed and said speechlessly: "This year! There are superb products everywhere, eh."

　　"Whatever." Yu Ziye didn't intend to take care of this matter: "Come on, let's go get some popcorn and coke to eat. You can get one of this ticket, and I have several more!"

　　"Where did you get so many votes?"

　　Yu Ziye told him what happened before: "Give me all the tickets after Guan Gu, don't waste it, let's go!"

　　"Then go quickly."

　　Yifei has been tossing around here for a long time, and she was already hungry and thirsty, so she just went to get something to eat.

　　The two went to the place where the popcorn was sold, and then they saw the entire service area flooded with popcorn: "Uh, what the hell is this? Don't tell me this whole place is filled with popcorn?"

　　"I think the waiter was buried in it." Yu Ziye said speechlessly, he was actually here to pick up Mika, otherwise this person didn't know how he would be bullied.

　　"how is this possible?"

　　Yifei obviously didn't believe it, but the next moment, there was a sudden movement inside, and Mika got out of it.Yifei asked in shock: "Mega? Why are you here?!"

　　"It's you! Do you want popcorn? That is, it's a little too much, and I can't eat it."

　　"..."

　　Yifei glanced at Yu Ziye and patted her forehead. She really didn't know what to say: "How did you become a waiter here? It's not like stealing other people's clothes, right?"

　　"This...hehehe~" Mika smiled awkwardly.

　　When Yifei heard her like this, she knew that she had guessed correctly: "Then why don't you come out quickly? Can you just buy popcorn? Is this necessary?"

　　Mei Jia said aggrievedly: "I can't get out."

　　"Ah~" Yifei put the bag aside: "Dear, come, help me pull her out."

　　Yu Ziye was helpless and could only go over to help.

　　It's a simple matter, Mika lost money, and they let her go.But fortunately, the cost of popcorn is not high, so Mika didn't pay too much.

　　Before leaving, Mika did not forget to bring several big buckets of this popcorn, eating one by one, not afraid of getting angry and getting pimples.

　　"Okay, now the whole theater knows that you smashed their popcorn stand, Mika, you are really good."

　　After getting into the car, Yi Fei saw Mika's eating in the rearview mirror, and said helplessly: "You can't eat so fast, the whole car will fall off."

　　"I've lost so much money, and I'm not allowed to eat more!?"

　　"I didn't tell you to eat less, I told you not to eat so fast, no one will rob you."

　　"..."

　　Mika just slowed down a bit, but she didn't put down the big buckets of popcorn in her hands.

　　. . . . . .

　　After the drama was finished, Yoyo's performance was over. As for the series he was talking about, he probably wouldn't be able to come out.

　　Because it was originally out of the plan, and in order to form it, it also required a lot of funds.

　　It was mainly Zhang Wei. After watching a drama, the whole person was tragic.Although others were a little unlucky, they were definitely not so unlucky.

　　One of them was that he was swindled by several light bulbs for thousands of dollars, and he was still stunned that he didn't even hold Weiwei's hand.

　　It is precisely because of this reason that Zhang Wei is more frugal than ever this month!From time to time, I would eat rice, and even save the money for toilet paper, just to make up for the thousands of dollars of losses.

　　Therefore, during this time, Yi Yifei, Yu Ziye, and Guan Gu Youyou 890 people could be said to have been devastated by him.

　　Can you imagine that this guy carries chopsticks wherever he goes. As long as he sees you eating and drinking tea, he will come over to eat and drink?

　　Once, in order to punish him, Yifei made a large table of dishes by himself, but Zhang Wei actually finished eating, and the whole person supported him like a crippled person.

　　Yifei seems to have found a ready-made guinea pig. As long as she goes to the restaurant, she secretly cooks, and then puts it in the lunch box and opens it on the table.

　　In less than a minute, Zhang Wei will definitely appear, and then take a bite.

　　All Yu Ziye saw was a pain in his head, and it would be a shame that Yifei didn't let him taste it, otherwise it would be really miserable.

　　However, this made Yifei even more proud, and always excitedly said in Yu Ziye's ear: "Haha~ dear, look! My cooking skills have improved a lot, Zhang Wei has never been picky about food. ."

　　Yu Ziye said speechlessly: "Then have you noticed that Zhang Wei's frequency of going to the toilet has increased recently."

　　"Ah?" Yifei was a little confused: "What does this have to do with me? Also, are you disgusting? Observe how often people go to the toilet?"

　　Yu Ziye felt that his trigeminal nerve was aching: "It's not that I observe how often he goes to the toilet, but that this guy uses my paper. Didn't you realize that this guy goes three times a day? To save money, he keeps asking questions. I borrow paper?"

　　"...".

Chapter 1010

　　Yifei scratched her head, and it was even more strange: "No, isn't all the paper in the toilet? Do you need to ask you to take the paper? Could it be that you also locked the paper in order to save money?"

　　"Of course not." Yu Ziye said more speechlessly: "I mean, he asked me for paper three times a day because the toilet ran out. In other words, I recorded the number of times he went to the toilet three times. Can't you use one roll?"

　　"..." Yifei didn't understand at first, but after Yu Ziye said this, she took a deep breath: "If I go, how many times a day does he have to go?! It stinks, then vomits and diarrhoea, and wipe your mouth with paper!"

　　"Maybe it is." Yu Ziye said weakly: "It's not that you don't know, the taste of your cooking, if you digest it, it is estimated that the fish will stink to death."

　　"What did you say?"

　　"Cough~ it's nothing." Yu Ziye shook his head, and if he wanted to avoid being beaten after complaining, he must have concealed it: "What, Yifei, let's not harm Zhang Wei, let's not do it!"

　　"It makes sense, then don't let Zhang Wei taste it, come on!"

　　"..." Yu Ziye took a deep breath, coughed a few times, and said with a dry smile: "Well, I think Zhang Wei should come! He has a good stomach and can digest everything he eats. My stomach is not good, so it is suitable for soft food. Rice, I really can't eat your hard food..."

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye gave full play to the principle that a dead Taoist friend is not a poor Taoist. One second he was still distressed for Zhang Wei, and the next second he sold Zhang Wei directly.

　　It seems that no matter who it is, as long as it involves itself, the rest will be forgotten!

　　Yifei rolled her eyes and ignored Yu Ziye's nonsense.Fortunately, when Yu Ziye saw that Yifei went to the room instead of the kitchen, he was instantly relieved.

　　As soon as Yi Fei left, the toilet door was pushed open. Zhang Wei came out leaning against the wall, moaning inexorably, "Help... help ¨.~"

　　"Zhang Wei, are you alright?" Yu Ziye twitched the corners of his mouth. Is this too exaggerated?Fortunately, I didn't eat it, otherwise it would be even worse.

　　"I won't eat Yifei's dishes anymore. I've been to the toilet more than a dozen times today, and my butt is going to be bald." Zhang Wei came out of the bathroom with a sad face, looking like he was about to die: "Please, Don't let Yifei do it."

　　"Just don't eat it?" Yu Ziye said speechlessly, "People will take you as a guinea pig just because you eat and drink, but she is very happy, and it's hard for someone to appreciate her cooking! "

　　"What do you appreciate?! I haven't eaten for a day. Of course, everything I eat is delicious!"

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye was directly entertained by Zhang Wei: "Then you blame Yifei for giving you this? It's not like you don't know, she likes cooking, why do you hold it for so long?"

　　"I don't want to, either, watching a movie, I spent all the budget for this month's medical treatment, I really have no money." Zhang Wei was about to cry like an idiot, and then said firmly: "As long as three days later, After this month, I will have money next month."

　　"Wow~ You're trying too hard to save money, right?" Yu Ziye's scalp was numb when he looked at it, but he finally exemplified the typical example of 'taking money as your life': "If that's the case, why don't you go next month? Borrow a little? The big deal is that your budget for next month is a little less, right?"

　　"I've borrowed it. It's the end of this month. My budget for one month is almost exhausted. In addition to the budget for seeing a doctor, there is also a budget for seeing a doctor next month. I count it in, and I won't be able to see it when I get sick next month. ."

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye saw Zhang Wei's madness, ruthless enough!

　　"Then you hope you won't get sick next month! Otherwise, you will have to borrow it next month." Yu Ziye shook his head: "As expected, those who are close to hot pot are fat, and those who are close to lovers are poor! You are not in love yet! You are already poor, so what will you do in the future when you fall in love?"

　　"No, in the future, I will set aside a part of the love fund, five hundred a month, is that enough?"

　　"Five hundred? You really are a master of money planning!" Yu Ziye looked at his outstretched palm in shock, and seeing that he was still generous enough, Yu Ziye shook his head: "Sure enough, you don't deserve a girlfriend. ."

　　"..."

　　After Yu Ziye finished speaking, Zhang Wei shouted dissatisfiedly: "Hey, why do you say that I don't have a girlfriend? Five hundred is my food bill for a month! I've covered my girlfriend's food expenses. Now, why doesn't it fit?"

　　"..." Yu Ziye stepped faster, went straight into the room and closed the door.

　　Yifei seemed to hear Zhang Wei's shout when Yu Ziye opened the door, she asked strangely: "I just heard Zhang Wei say his girlfriend, when did he have a girlfriend? Did he get that Weiwei? ?"

　　"what!"

　　Yu Ziye explained helplessly: "...he is saying that if he has a girlfriend in the future, he can set aside a love fund from his salary."

　　"Really? How much"

　　"five hundred."

　　"Five hundred?" Yifei stretched out her white and tender palm and looked at the five fingers: "Are you sure it's not five thousand?"

　　"Hehehe~ that's me you said."

　　Yifei pushed Yu Ziye: "Fart, when I was in love, how many times did I spend more than a thousand dollars a month on you? My salary is not low, okay?"

　　"Yes..." Yu Ziye said painfully, "The rent has already exceeded."

　　"..."

　　This sudden slap in the face made Yi Fei almost angry and angry. Fortunately, Yu Ziye saw that his face was more serious, so he quickly admitted his mistake: "No, no, hehe~ The rent doesn't count, it really isn't."

　　"It's not too bad." Yifei glared at Yu Ziye, relieved her breath, picked up her phone, and just wanted to play with it for a while, when she suddenly became anxious: "It's all your fault, I forgot about my business."

　　"What's the matter?" Yu Ziye was a little strange: "Didn't you have no class today?"