My Apartment Life

　　"It's okay for you to dress a little ugly?"

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye's mouth twitched: "I know how to be handsome, but this is the first time for me to be ugly. How can I be ugly?!"

　　"Not at all? Too stupid? Come on, I'll help you. You have to wear this for the next two days."

　　"..."

　　Yoyo and Mei Jia watched Yi Fei pull Yu Ziye into the room, Mei Jia sighed speechlessly: "I now know why Zi Ye was able to take care of Sister Yi Fei, this stalker looks like love!"

　　"Hehe~ Love said, I will never bear the blame." Youyou rolled her eyes: "Then let's go and pack up! I'm leaving tomorrow morning, and I haven't bought sunscreen yet!"

　　"I didn't buy it either, let's go! Let's go together, by the way, go buy some more swimsuits."

　　"good idea."

　　The two ran out excitedly, chatting endlessly.

　　Yu Ziye was dragged in by Yifei and dressed up, but when he came out, Yu Ziye looked at himself in the mirror with black lines all over his head: "Are you sure you want to dress like this?"

　　"Yes, you have to wear it like this." Yifei said calmly: "In this case, no girl will come to talk to you."

　　"Damn it, but I feel uncomfortable wearing it." Yu Ziye said speechlessly, "These ripped leggings are so painful."

　　Yifei said calmly, "Among girls' least favorite outfits, leggings account for the highest proportion, so this is a must."

　　Yu Ziye was a little discouraged, and said helplessly: "Then can I remove the broom head, it looks like a second-year-old boy."

　　"I'm just dressing you up as a middle-year-old boy, or else you're so handsome, wouldn't it be more attractive to women?"

　　"It's not fair. I can't attract women, and you can't attract men." Yu Ziye said angrily: "You have to go out to play and we have to make a contract for three chapters, or I will wear the most handsome outfit and go to the nightclub."

　　"But you're begging me to go on vacation~" Yifei said angrily, "I never thought about going."

　　"I don't care. If you don't agree to me, I won't agree. How can I meet people like this~~"

　　"Okay, okay, can't I promise you?" Yifei was very helpless. . . .

Chapter 1031

　　Early the next morning, Yi Fei boarded the plane with the suitcase that Yu Ziye helped her pack.Of course, she didn't leave anything, she left a trouble that made her head hurt for the rest of the night.

　　In the morning, Yu Ziye didn't get up that early, but after being pulled up by Yifei, he couldn't fall asleep.

　　Fortunately, Yifei said that they would take a taxi to the airport. It was not far from the airport, only a dozen kilometers away, and it took more than half an hour to arrive.

　　This morning, Lu Ziqiao could be said to be so excited that he couldn't sleep, because those girls were gone, it became his world, and he could have a party again.

　　It was a pity to him that Yu Ziye and Yi Fei bought the villa late, otherwise he would have a great time going there to have a party.

　　But now, he can do whatever he wants.

　　However, when he got up at less than nine o'clock with excitement, he encountered the first difficulty. . .

　　He's out of toothpaste. . .

　　It hurts a little bit. He doesn't even remember how long it has been since he bought toothpaste. He has been using someone else's toothpaste. No matter whose toothpaste is on the shelf in the bathroom, he just uses it.

　　But now he knew who it was, it was Yoyo, and now that he took it all away, Lu Ziqiao felt quite inconvenient.

　　Early in the morning, it can be said that it is not good to be a teacher.But thinking that he can do whatever he wants today, he forgets these unpleasant things.

　　However, another problem was encountered next. . .

　　When he got up so early, he instinctively wanted to go to the refrigerator to find something to eat, but he found that there were only two carrots in the refrigerator, which were black and unknown things.

　　No way, he could only sigh.All right!We do not have the habit of eating breakfast, nor do we eat it.

　　Before he could recover from these unpleasant events, Guan Gu also realized the problem, and when he came out wearing pajamas, he was completely absent-minded.

　　"I didn't expect it to feel like this without a woman at home. The shampoo, shower gel, and toilet paper were all taken away by Yoyo." Guan Gu was very unhappy, but Yoyo only walked for more than an hour, and he was already not used to it.

　　"You don't have your own toiletries?"

　　"I didn't know until now that I have been using Yoyo for so long."

　　"It's not 'me', it's 'we'."

　　"You're too embarrassed to say it." Guan Gu said dissatisfiedly: "If you didn't propose a single weekend, could Yoyo leave me alone and go to hn? It's all your fault."

　　"Oh~ don't care about this detail, if you want to blame it, blame the damn prize in that one!" Lu Ziqiao directly took the blame: "Instead of worrying about this issue, let's look to the future!"

　　"What future?"

　　"In the next two days, the apartment will be ours." Lu Ziqiao said proudly: "Ha~ I asked Xiao Hei to screen out all the unmarried women of school age in our apartment. Get rid of crooked melons and cracked dates, and get rid of those who have hatred with me, I roughly divided them into categories: Royal Sister, Loli, Hamei, Mature Woman, we can group them at that time."

　　Guan Gu said helplessly: "I repeat, there will be no party this weekend. Even if Yoyo abandons me, I will keep myself clean, okay?"

　　"Ok." Lu Ziqiao blinked.

　　Guan Gu said dissatisfiedly: "I'm serious, I will definitely not go out with you this weekend."

　　"Don't worry, I won't fool around." Lu Ziqiao blinked again.

　　Guan Gu was furious: "You blinked again."

　　"No!" Lu Ziqiao didn't know if it was a conditioned reflex, or if he was really teasing Guan Gu, and blinked again, looking at Guan Gu quite tangled.

　　"I tell you, it's not just me, it's midnight too, he can't fool around with you either, give up!"

　　"Cut~" Thinking of Yu Ziye, Lu Ziqiao felt a little helpless.Even if Yu Ziye wanted to fool around, it was estimated that after Yifei found out, Lu Ziqiao would be the first to kill him.

　　In Yifei's words, yes. . .Yu Ziye, a straight man, other than her, there is no woman who can talk to him.

　　If he really had anything to do with other women, Lu Ziqiao must have instigated him, and he would have killed him immediately.

　　This made Lu Ziqiao very embarrassed. Not only did he not dare to instigate Yu Ziye to do things, but he also had to prevent Yu Ziye from doing things himself, and then Yifei asked him to settle the account.

　　At this moment, Yu Ziye walked in from outside, heard their words, and said in a low voice, "Even if I want to fool around, I won't be able to get along!"

　　Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao looked at Yu Ziye, and found that this guy was wearing a hat, and like a second-hand man, he straightened his collar up to cover it, and even wore a pair of sunglasses, just like the Matrix.

　　"Midnight, what are you doing? It's so early in the morning, you'll be embarrassed."

　　"Hey~" Yu Ziye was very helpless, sighed, and took off his sunglasses.

　　"..."

　　Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao widened their eyes, and then burst out laughing: "I'll go, Midnight, what's your situation?"

　　Yu Ziye didn't answer, he pulled down the collar again, revealing the lower half of his face.Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao laughed even louder: "No, you...you women's clothing boss?!"

　　I saw Yu Ziye drew a willow-leaf eyebrow, and the eyelashes were trimmed, and they were even longer than Yoyo and Mika's.

　　Under the makeup technique, Yu Ziye's eyes also felt twice as big.The mouth is also coated with a layer of light lipstick, except that the nose is a little bigger, this is a big beauty!

　　Thanks to his own clothes, or else this is really a women's clothing boss!

　　"Hahaha~ I can't do it anymore..." Lu Ziqiao took out his phone and took a picture: "No, this must be shown to Xiaomei, I want to see it, this is the manly taste in her mouth, haha ~”

　　Yu Ziye didn't stop it either, and said without love, "I knew I wouldn't agree to Yifei, Ma Dan, I can't go out now."

　　"What did you promise Yifei?" Guan Gu asked curiously, "Not going out for two days?"

　　"no..."

　　Yu Ziye was very helpless, sat down beside him, and said distressedly: "This matter has to start from last night, hey..."

　　Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu pricked up their ears and listened to Yu Ziye telling the story. . .

　　However, before Yu Ziye could speak, Zhang Wei ran in from the balcony and shouted with a constipated expression: "Is there toilet paper? Is there toilet paper? Mika Yifei and the others took away all the survivors. The law is over."

　　"Are you finished? Isn't it just the girls going on vacation? It's like the end of the world. Can you get a little bit more ambitious and kill you with toilet paper?" Lu Ziqiao finally couldn't help it. . . .

Chapter 1032

　　"You said it lightly. You have no paper when you try to pull your pants." Zhang Wei shouted in dissatisfaction, clutching his stomach and retorting unhappily: "Hurry up! There is no paper left, I will suffocate to death. now..."

　　Guan Gu rolled his eyes: "We estimate that only Teacher Zeng has it here, but he has a cleanliness addiction, so he should be locked up."

　　"Then what should I do? The girl is gone, and I can't get through this day." Zhang Wei became anxious because he had the most urgent one of the three.But the next second, after seeing Yu Ziye, he was still in the mood to complain: "Eh? How do you dress up like this? Is it popular this year?"

　　Yu Ziye's mouth twitched: "You still have the energy to complain about me, it looks like you're not in a hurry!"

　　"Then go down and buy a pack yourself!" Lu Ziqiao said calmly, "Okay, go ahead and talk!"

　　Yu Ziye reacted: "Oh, where did I just say?"

　　"This matter has to start last night." Lu Ziqiao reminded.

　　"Yes, this matter has to start from last night..." Yu Ziye explained: "Yifei said that I would not be allowed to go out and fool around, so help me dress up and cut off the idea of ​​those women..."

　　"So, you~ are dressed like this?"

　　"Of course not..." Yu Ziye touched his nose, and now it hurts to think about it: "She was going to dictate how I should wear these two days, but I didn't agree, and I was dressed the same as a second gangster. And Yifei I didn't agree with her over there either, so we started arguing."

　　"A quarrel? How dare you quarrel with Yifei?"

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye's head is full of black lines, how dare you say that?Yu Ziye glared at him angrily: "After a few words, is this the head office?"

　　"It's almost there."

　　"..."

　　"After that! We made an agreement." Yu Ziye pointed to his face: "I put on makeup, she has no makeup, as long as she goes out, she has to be like this."

　　"..."

　　Lu Ziqiao held back a smile: "Then it looks like you've suffered a big loss!"

　　"Yeah~ I think so too." Yu Ziye nodded, and suddenly he raised a smile: "So, I added a condition, and she became like this."

　　Yu Ziye took out his mobile phone and handed it to Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu.I saw that Yi Fei was not much better, with a beard and a thin mustache under his nostrils.

　　Although it is not ugly, after all, Yifei has a good foundation, but she wants to seduce. . .Bah, it's definitely impossible to attract boys.

　　"Hahaha~" Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu laughed directly: "You two... you really will dig a hole for each other!"