My Apartment Life
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After that, they were like a husky, constantly tearing down their homes, both polo and cs, all kinds of chaos.It's even crazier than the husky's demolition, and Yu Ziye is exhausted.
After finally finishing a set, everyone lay on the ground and couldn't get up, obviously not lightly tired.
Yu Ziye tried to stand up, but found that his legs were a little weak. That was because he was tired from running too fast before: "No way, come on, this is more tiring than climbing a mountain."
"It's more than that! It's more tiring than running a marathon!" Zeng Xiaoxian said with a grin, "As soon as my legs stopped, I felt nothing."
"Running a marathon? Have you ever run?!" Lu Ziqiao asked curiously.
"No, but I ran a thousand meters."
"Cut~ who doesn't! The school physical test is only [-] meters, but that's a trivial matter. You are too embarrassed to say marathon, how far is it?" Yu Ziye pouted and gave up struggling: "But then again, in fact, we The amount of exercise is really big.”
"I think you can't get up because you haven't been stimulated. Look at me, won't you get up?" Zhang Wei came out of the bathroom, like a normal person, except that those 'thorns' on his body The crowd spoke of the brutality of the battle.
"You are too embarrassed to say that you hung up at the beginning and lay in the toilet for a long time." Guan Gu said speechlessly, really despising Zhang Wei's appearance of pretending to be dead.
"Blame me? You are still cheating when you're dead. Didn't you say you can't move when you're dead? You've been shot more than a hundred times in your body, but it doesn't hurt at all."
"Cut~ this is the reason why you pretended to be dead? If this is really on the battlefield, you will go to a military court." Yu Ziye said speechlessly: "Okay, don't talk about it, this kind of single night, it's enough to come once, If I come a few more times, I might as well read a book~”
Of course Lu Ziqiao didn't like this way, but if they didn't come, Guan Gu and the others would definitely not go to play: "Stop talking nonsense, single weekend, what we want is this kind of bloody and unrestrained, look at the list, the next item."
Guan Gu took out the list and glanced at it: "Huh? It seems to be finished."
"What? All twelve tasks have been completed? It's so fast, but it's only been half a day!"
"What? Half a day, why do I feel like a year has passed?"
Zhang Wei took out his mobile phone: "See for yourself! We started at ten o'clock, and now it's one o'clock, and it's not even half a day."
Guan Gu said speechlessly: "Don't the time of indulgence pass quickly?"
"That's indulgence, not giving up." Yu Ziye complained: "Don't look at it now, we have all given up on treatment."
Lu Ziqiao turned on the fooling mode again: "It may be that we lack external stimulation to do this."
"Outside stimulation? What outside stimulation?" Everyone looked at him.
"It's better to be happy when you are alone, and it is better to be crazy than people. We must still lack the audience to be like this. Therefore, we need to switch from self-hi mode to group-hi mode."
"How to switch?"
Lu Ziqiao finally revealed his purpose and took out his mobile phone: "There is a large group of beauties preparing to enter the venue!"
"After a long time, you still have to find a beautiful girl for a party!" Guan Gu said helplessly, he knew that Lu Ziqiao would not give up so easily.
"It's ok if you don't look for beautiful women, how about another plate?"
"Uh, no, no, just do as you said!" Zeng Xiaoxian immediately refused, he hurriedly threw the gun, supported the wall next to him, and stood up slowly.
Yu Ziye also leaned on the sofa and sat up.At this moment, his cell phone rang, Yu Ziye took it out and saw that it was Yifei's.Then his eyes suddenly widened: "I'll go, Yifei's video."
"what?"
Everyone panicked instantly. If they saw the mess on the ground, they would not be torn apart!
"Find a place that's not messy!" Yu Ziye grabbed his hair and looked at the things in this place: "Room, yes, room."
"No, the room is also messy, go to the balcony, the balcony will not be messy..."
"That's right..." Yu Ziye hurriedly ran to the balcony, then pushed the door of the balcony, and then picked up the video: "Hi, dear."
"Dear, good afternoon!" Yifei greeted Yu Ziye with a smile when she saw that Yu Ziye had connected to the video, then froze for a moment, then suddenly asked with a smile, "Why haven't you answered the video for so long? No? Are you having a party again?"
"No, how is that possible? It's still day! What party?"
"Really?" Yi Fei's face started to turn red, and it was suffocating: "Then why are you on the balcony?! Is the living room already set up and I dare not show it to me."
"Who said that?" Yu Ziye was very guilty: "I just feel a little stuffy at home and can't breathe."
"Then go in and show me."
"this..."
"Is there anything shameful? Let me see it."
"How could it be..." Yu Ziye was helpless, and hurriedly asked the people inside for help.Zhang Wei and the others were cleaning frantically, but it was definitely too late for such a mess.
Lu Ziqiao quickly wrote a few words on the paper and showed it to Yu Ziye: Show her the walls and ceiling, not the ground.
Yu Ziye was helpless, so he could only raise the angle, and then slowly walked inside: "Look, this is 3602, or the same place as before, without any decoration, right? 903"
"It's 3602, yes, but why do I feel like something is missing from the wall!"
"what is this?!"
"Looks like that dart is gone."
"Quilt Joe they have finished picking up!"
Yifei scratched her head, but didn't see anything: "Then show me 3601."
"Okay, I'll show you." Yu Ziye carefully walked out of the balcony, and then entered 3601 from the balcony, facing the ceiling and wall again, "Look, there are no decorations here, right?"
"Not really, what about my paintings?! And what about other things on the wall?!"
She is not familiar with 3602, but she is very familiar with 3601!She finally found the clue.Yu Ziye said with a guilty conscience: "That... I took it off, you don't even know it, the back of this painting is so dirty, I really can't stand it anymore. Anyway, it's fine, so I wiped it off."
"Oh~ It turns out that the makeup on your face is smudged because you are so tired!"
"Ah? The makeup on his face?" Yu Ziye switched the video and zoomed in on his appearance. Sure enough, his face looked like a cat.
The black ones flowed from the corners of the eyes to the mouth, and things like lipstick rubbed everywhere.When Yu Ziye saw this scene full of black lines, it was no wonder that Yifei wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. .
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"Aren't you particularly touched?" Yu Ziye let out a sigh of relief and asked with a smile, "I've been cleaning at home this weekend, is there any reward?"
"Yes! When I come back, I will reward you~" Yifei blew another kiss.
Yu Ziye twitched his eyebrows, smiled, and then his expression became serious: "Okay, you've finished checking the post, it's my turn, come here and see where you are."
"..."
Yifei's head is full of black lines, I'll go, this man turned his face so fast~ But Yifei still took the phone and turned around: "Did you see it? I'm still in the hotel! It's raining a lot outside, we I can't even get out. If you want to say this, it's all your fault, we came all the way here, and we ended up here to enjoy the rain."
"Really? What about Mika and Yoyo?!" Yu Ziye asked knowingly.
"They've gone to the spa." Yi Fei waved her hand: "I guess they're still in line now!"
"Then why didn't you go?"
"I don't want to stand in line, it's so boring." Yifei said dissatisfiedly, and then she suddenly found out with sharp eyes: "Wait a minute... take your phone down."
"What... what's wrong?" Yu Ziye's heart suddenly jumped, but he raised his phone a little bit.
Yifei said dissatisfiedly, "I told you to put down your phone, but I didn't ask you to lift it up."
"Why put it down? Do you still want to look at my forehead?"
"Your chin doesn't look better than your forehead." Yifei said angrily, "Put it down."
Yu Ziye was helpless, so he could only move the phone down a little bit, but Yifei saw the mess all over the ground.The sofa shifted, the TV didn't know where to go, and the pictures on the wall were on the ground.
Yi Fei took a deep breath: "Are you sure this is 3601, not the battlefield?"
Yu Ziye twitched the corners of his mouth and became wise: "I've already said that I'm cleaning, of course I have to adhere to the principle of cleaning from the wall to the ground, you see, after the wall is cleaned, it is the ground, and now it certainly looks like The floor is dirty..."
"Then why didn't I see the mop?"
"You use a mop to clean the walls in your house!" Yu Ziye said speechlessly: "Look, there's a broom over there! We've got it up to now, even every time we eat, you actually doubt me, woohoo~ I'm not alive. already."
Yifei: "..."
Yi Fei was choked by Yu Ziye and said embarrassedly, "I'm sorry! My dear, I blame you wrong, so let's do it! I allow you to remove your makeup and go to the nightclub, but you can't hook up with the young lady."
"I..."
"That's it~ I'm going to read the book first, haha~"
After Yifei finished speaking, he hung up the video, and Yu Ziye let out a sigh of relief.Lu Ziqiao came in from outside, patted Yu Ziye on the shoulder, and gave a thumbs up: "Fortunately, you fooled me, otherwise we would be miserable..."
"Okay, don't talk about it, just deal with it quickly." Yu Ziye pointed to the things on the ground: "Otherwise, check the post again and it will be over."
Lu Ziqiao, however, relaxed: "Hey, no, according to my years of experience, unless you check Gang Yifei, she won't check your post again, so we can do whatever we want."
"so?"
"So, the next is the beginning of the single weekend. When the beauty comes, we will start." Lu Ziqiao said calmly: "I'm calling now, we'll just wait."
"..."
Guan Gu shook his head and opened his ban list, as if there was something he didn't do!He simply went to the kitchen to see what else could be used.
After Lu Ziqiao called and went out, several people sat on the sofa and waited while playing games.
Yu Ziye felt refreshed after washing the mess on his face.Coming out of the bathroom, he exhaled: "It's cool."
"What? Sage mode?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked vulgarly.
Yu Ziye is not a first-time brother, so of course he won't be shy because of this: "Just kidding, I don't allow me to waste my public food like this. Teacher Zeng, it's you who think of such trivial things the first time, do you often? Do it, hehehe~"
"Fart." Zeng Xiaoxian became angry.
"Pfft, hahaha~" Hearing Zeng Xiaoxian's defense, both Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu laughed, and if they understood, they would understand, only Zhang Wei didn't understand what Yu Ziye meant.
Soon, someone knocked on the door, Lu Ziqiao went to open the door, and two girls stood outside the door: "Hi, Maggie, Tracy."
The two girls seemed to be particularly excited: "Hey, Xiaobu, I came as soon as I got your call, didn't we miss anything?"
"No, the party hasn't started yet! Please come in."
"Hi, beauty."
Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu greeted them. They looked at the ruined place and asked strangely, "...Here, is it going to be demolished! Or is it just renovated!"
"Uh~ this..." Lu Ziqiao coughed and said, "What, the theme of today's party is to hunt for treasures in a messy room. Don't look at it like this, it's actually preparing for the next party."
As soon as Lu Ziqiao finished speaking, a girl almost fell down: "Ah~"
Lu Ziqiao hurriedly supported the little girl. There was a banana peel under the girl's feet. Lu Ziqiao quickly explained, "Uh, don't underestimate any clues. I'll draw a lottery with this banana peel later!"
Lu Ziqiao felt very tired, but the waves did not settle down, and they started up again and again.He was thinking about how to explain other things next, but a smell came in again: "What smell?"
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