My Apartment Life

　　Lu Ziqiao explained the matter again, and then said vulgarly: "I have already inquired, this Lilian has been on the dance team since high school, and she has also won the runner-up of Miss Swimsuit twice. She is good at playing, playing and singing. ."

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　　"Stop, are you sure you are a nanny?"

　　"Isn't it just some housework? Even Mika can do it. I think any young girl with an average IQ can do it."

　　Yu Ziye sneered: "Really? What if she can't reach the average IQ?"

　　Zhang Wei nodded and said thoughtfully: "Yes, generally speaking, people with IQ will not be fooled by you to be a nanny, and those without IQ, are you sure you can do housework?"

　　"You guys~" Lu Ziqiao shook his head, "Have an idea."

　　After he finished speaking, he opened a box, revealing a lot of shower gel inside: "This is the condition for her to come over to be a nanny, I eliminated her indicator for half a month, so, within the next day, she will be our logistics housekeeper. already."

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　　"Really?" Yu Ziye walked over to the refrigerator with an expressionless face and opened it: "Is this what you call a girl with an average IQ?"

　　"..."

　　Guan Gu and Zhang Wei slowly looked at Lu Ziqiao, ready to listen to him explain.Lu Ziqiao stared at your messy refrigerator: "This... may be an accident..."

　　Before Lu Ziqiao could finish speaking, the Lillian outside came in: "Gentlemen, breakfast is ready and ready to use."

　　Lu Ziqiao quickly changed the subject: "Uh, let me introduce you, this is Lillian."

　　"Hello, please take care of me." Lillian greeted politely.

　　Several people looked at Lu Ziqiao, and Lu Ziqiao swallowed: "Then what, let's have breakfast first! Let's chat while we eat."

　　After speaking, he walked to the other side with a guilty conscience, and Lillian also followed: "Gentlemen, eat first, I have to go out. I don't have enough toilet paper. I'll go buy some and come back."

　　Guan Gu and Zhang Wei didn't seem to have so many good senses for this Lillian when they saw the garbage in the refrigerator.Those who can put garbage in the refrigerator either have a problem with their IQ, or they are deliberately lazy and unwilling to pack the garbage and carry it down.

　　It's just that Lu Ziqiao said he wanted to explain, so it would be better for them to listen to his explanation first.So.

Chapter 1038

　　"Don't stare at me like that, okay? I'm flustered."

　　If eyes could kill, Lu Ziqiao felt that he had been slashed by a thousand swords.Since these three people sat down to eat, they have been staring straight at themselves, and it feels like they are going to be divided into five horses.

　　Yu Ziye took a deep breath and asked calmly, "Lu Ziqiao, didn't you have a good harvest last night?"

　　"How can it be good? Now the chicks are all very refined, it's okay to give contact information, but whether or not to make an appointment is another matter, hey, you don't know... blah blah blah~"

　　In order not to make Yu Ziye hold grudges, Lu Ziqiao said that he had gained nothing.

　　It's just that Yu Ziye won't be fooled, the corner of his mouth raised an arc: "Last night, there were only five of us, you couldn't even succeed in this, so it seems that you should not do any single weekends in the future, anyway, the results are the same. "

　　Lu Ziqiao's blood immediately surged: "Who said that? At least five girls left a phone call yesterday, and said that if there is a party next time, they will continue to be called..."

　　As soon as Lu Ziqiao said this, he felt that something was wrong, and then stopped abruptly: "You are taking my words."

　　Yu Ziye said with a dark face, "You've got so many girls' calls, and you're still going to provoke this Lillian. What's the matter, your heart is so big that it's more than enough to walk on six boats?"

　　"..." Lu Ziqiao clutched his forehead and said weakly, "This is called wide casting, and it is the right way to catch fish..."

　　Guan Gu walked over to the refrigerator with a blank face, and when he opened it, another pile of things fell out: "So, this is the masterpiece of the nanny you found."

　　"This...this is an accident..." Lu Ziqiao still wanted to quibble, he said weakly, and then pointed: "Don't you think the breakfast is well prepared?"

　　Yu Ziye clutched her forehead. If she couldn't even buy breakfast, she would have starved to death in this world: "Just do it! Don't blame me for not reminding you when something goes wrong."

　　Zhang Wei also echoed: "That's right, there is also the cost of last night, you have to pay for the rest."

　　"Why?" Lu Ziqiao vomited blood, who knows how much he overspend last night!If they had a party, they would have spent hundreds of dollars a night, but there were so many people last night that he couldn't afford to sell his kidneys!

　　"How many girls' phone numbers to take a look at?"

　　"Deal, Mr. Zeng, this is what you said, you are not allowed to go back on it."

　　Zeng Xiao Xian:"..."

　　I tm. . .

　　Zeng Xiaoxian almost didn't fight Lu Ziqiao directly, good guy, I'm just good guy.Didn't he say that this guy regarded beauty as his life?Why did you hand over the beauty's phone number so quickly?

　　Lu Ziqiao's heart was full of joy, the phone number of the beauty, didn't he have as many as he wanted?As he said before, getting a phone number is easy, but making an appointment requires luck and charisma.

　　See it yourself, don't tell them you'll get it!If they really have the ability to make an appointment, he won't lose much!

　　And this can offset thousands of barbecue fees, which is simple. . .

　　What about Zeng Xiaoxian? !He is quite regretful now, what is the use of him asking for this phone?If Nolan found out, he would have to kill him.

　　Among the four of them, Zhang Wei was the only one who was useful, but Zhang Wei was deducted a lot, and Zeng Xiaoxian felt that it was very difficult to exchange money for an opportunity.

　　So he was caught in a dilemma.You say take this number!Another hot potato, don't take it!I feel like I'm at a loss.So is this to take or not to take?

　　Lu Ziqiao won't give him a chance to react: "The contact information has been sent to you, okay, can we have breakfast?"

　　Zeng Xiao Xian:"..."

　　Damn, now I have no choice.Zeng Xiaoxian had a dark face, looked at the milk and pineapple buns in front of him, and found that he didn't have much appetite at all.

　　Yu Ziye looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with a headache, this person is heartless!I have a girlfriend, is it necessary to try this?

　　Especially Zhang Wei, he looked at Zeng Xiaoxian resentfully, did he make a mistake, this is not the result he wanted!

　　Just when several people were tangled, Yu Ziye's cell phone rang, Yu Ziye glanced at it, it was Yifei's.Sitting next to him, Lu Ziqiao saw that it was Yifei, and said speechlessly, "No way! Why don't you come to check the post this morning?"

　　Yu Ziye ignored him and picked it up directly, Yifei's face appeared in front of his eyes.It's still the same beard: "Darling, you got up so early? I thought you had been having fun all night, and you won't be able to get up until noon today!"

　　"How did you know I was hi last night?"

　　As soon as these words came out, Lu Ziqiao patted his forehead directly, is this Hanhan?

　　Yifei's face turned pale: "I just lied to you, but I didn't expect you to really go have fun? Say, how many beauties are there?"

　　"..." The urban routine is deep, and I want to know the countryside.Yu Ziye touched his nose: "Okay! I have a showdown. There were twenty beauties last night, and Lu Ziqiao shamelessly took the numbers of five people and said we would share the rest."

　　"..."

　　Lu Ziqiao stared at Yu Ziye with wide eyes, I will go, this is framed!He hurriedly said to the video: "Yifei, don't listen to him, he's fooling you!"

　　"Oh? You mean, is he begging for a fight?" Yifei looked at Lu Ziqiao jokingly.

　　Lu Ziqiao's brain was a little stunned, and he didn't respond: "What do you mean?"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian coughed and said, "Ziye admitted that he went out and fooled around, but Yifei couldn't deal with him when he heard it? So, isn't it the same as asking for a beating himself? Stupid."

　　"..." Lu Ziqiao shuddered, I went, it was a dirty routine: "Yifei, that's not the case, he is..."

　　Yu Ziye didn't wait for Lu Ziqiao to finish, and said directly: "The most important thing is that I lost 2.1 yuan last night, and the cost of those beauties was shared by us in [-]."

　　"..."

　　Lu Ziqiao's mind went blank, he asked with a bitter face, "Brother, can you do this kind of damage that hurts eight hundred enemies and one thousand for yourself?"

　　Yu Ziye ignored him: "And he also hired a beautiful babysitter, who is in the dance team, and has won two swimsuit misses... woo woo~~"

　　Before Yu Ziye finished speaking, Lu Ziqiao quickly covered his mouth, and he was about to cry.If he didn't stop him, Yu Ziye would shake out all the bad things he had done in the past two days.

　　At that time, he won't have to be torn apart by Yifei and Yoyo?

　　He didn't know what happened to Yu Ziye and Guan Gu, but even if they were worse than him, he didn't want to be buried with them!This is if Yifei and Yoyo join forces, and Mika will go down the drain.At that time, there was not even a persuasion. .

Chapter 1039

　　"Really?" Yi Fei's face turned completely dark. Although Lu Ziqiao didn't dare to look at Yi Fei's expression now, he could already imagine Yi Fei's murderous look on his face.

　　Guan Gu and Zhang Wei shrank back and acted like tortoises.

　　Yu Ziye was unable to speak with Lu Ziqiao covering his mouth, Lu Ziqiao didn't dare to touch Yifei's brow, Yifei roared, "Lu Ziqiao, you are dead, we are not at home, just drag them around and look at me. Don't kill you."

　　"It's over, it's over." Lu Ziqiao's heart was bleeding!If Yifei and the others came back, they would have to kill themselves! ?

　　After a long time, Lu Ziqiao said painfully, "Master, can I call you Uncle? Can you stop talking? If you say a few more words, I will die."

　　"It's gone, it's gone, what's so strange? There is no joy in life, and no sorrow in death." Yu Ziye struggled away and said dissatisfiedly: "Who told you to cheat us!?"

　　After speaking, Yu Ziye picked up the phone again: "Yifei, what did you guys do last night? Wouldn't you have a party too?"

　11 "What kind of party are you having?!" Yi Fei said dissatisfiedly: "I don't know people here, and it's still raining outside, so why don't you take your life?!"

　　"Then you stay in the hotel and read a book for a day?"

　　"Of course not." Yifei said arrogantly, then looked left and right: "Hey, is Zeng Xiaoxian here?"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian's neck shrank, wouldn't he be looking for himself to settle accounts?But it's impossible to think about it!It's not that he was fooling around, he said weakly: "I'm behind you, why are you looking for me?"

　　When Yifei heard the voice, she said angrily, "Why? Of course I'm showing you your own brother."

　　"Ah?" Zeng Xiaoxian twitched the corner of his mouth: "Where did my brother come from?"

　　"See for yourself." Yifei said and turned the camera to one side, and saw Zeng Xiaoxian struggling to your butt on a table, with a few broken pieces of turf wrapped around his waist.

　　"Nani?" Guan Gu looked at the man in shock: "Why is Teacher Zeng here?"

　　"What's in hn? I'm obviously here." Zeng Xiaoxian said dissatisfiedly, then glanced at him: "I'll go, who is this guy?"

　　Yifei turned the camera over and said with a smile, "Haha~ you're not disappointed, are you? Zeng Xiaoxian's face bump was unexpectedly discovered here."

　　"The world is so big, there are so many wonders!" Zhang Wei said in shock, "Mr. Zeng, would you like to meet him?"

　　"Know a fart!" Zeng Xiaoxian said speechlessly: "Didn't you realize that as long as the face bumper appears, the relationship between the two parties must be bad?"

　　Yu Ziye blinked: "No! I have a good relationship with Yanyun, we are still buddies!"

　　"Yes, I have a good relationship with Qingtian."

　　Zhang Wei looked like he was watching a good show: "Mr. Zeng, let's get acquainted, maybe you two will become good friends! Hehehe~ I'll show your parents when the time comes, hey~ I won't even recognize my mother."

　　Yu Ziye's eyes suddenly lit up: "Yifei, you said, let's call Qingtian and Yanyun over, take a picture, and send it to your mother. Will she fly over to recognize her relatives?"

　　"Pfft~ Good idea, we'll take a picture next time we come back." Yi Fei seemed to think this method was a good idea, so she saved her mother who was always urging her to have a baby, so she should find something to do for her and her father first.

　　If Yuan Chunli knew that Yi Fei was thinking this way, she might have snapped her slippers.