My Apartment Life

　　Yifei scratched her head and seemed to be making some sense, but she always felt that this was a bit stupid. Who would really be sure because of someone else's words~ Are there any aliens!

　　This thing is like hearing that a thunder strikes somewhere, and netizens are usually booing and asking: Fellow Daoist Daoist He Fang once again - ah!

　　But it's just a mouth addiction, who would really go to see if someone is really going through the calamity.No one will believe that this is really someone who is transcending the calamity. . .

　　Yu Ziye didn't care what Yifei was doing, he kissed Yifei directly on the face: "Well, well, if you don't want to go, just wait for me at home and I'll take you to dinner later."

　　"..."

　　Yi Fei had no choice but to watch Yu Ziye and Mei Jia go out: "Hey, these days, it's enough to protect against fire, theft, and girlfriends, and you have to guard against artificial intelligence. It's too difficult."

　　Yu Ziye and Mika went to Xiaofeng's house, which was also a villa area, and it looked really big.Mika took the key to open the door, pressed the switch, and suddenly remembered: "Oh, I pulled the main switch last night, and now there is no electricity."

　　"Then go and turn it on! No, don't turn it on yet, we'll look for the manual first, and then we'll talk about turning on the switch." Yu Ziye remembered that the artificial intelligence would speak even after the power was turned off, so you can take a look at that time. Happening.

　　"Oh, then I'll find it for you."

　　Mika pushed open Xiaofeng's bedroom door and found Xiaofeng's instruction manual from the drawer.

　　This is a not too thick manual, mainly explaining the functions and conditions of these appliances, and then some usage tips.

　　Yu Ziye just spent a few minutes before reading it all: "The manual doesn't seem to say that there is such a function. It's a little bit related. It's this learning function and this anti-theft function."

　　"Ah?" Mei Jia looked at Yu Ziye in surprise: "Learning function? What learning function?"

　　Yu Ziye made a 'tsk', pointed to it and said, "Didn't Xiaofeng also say it? Learning function, these appliances have learning, for example, by observing your living habits, to determine whether you are a hypertensive patient, and then Smartly plan your diet to keep you healthy."

　　Mika suddenly realized: "Oh, I see, no wonder when Lu Ziqiao and I were eating, it would say that we are a couple, and what else is on...romantic mode."

　　"Oh, there is another function here, called the pet function."

　　"Pet function?" Mika asked in surprise, "What is this?"

　　Yu Ziye looked at the above explanation: "In simple terms, it is to input the habits of some animals, and then they can be raised as some immobile pets."

　　"What's the point of this?" Mika is very strange, a pet that can't move can't be hugged, it's useless at all!

　　"I can't say that either." Yu Ziye looked at the explanation above: "Let's try it and we'll know?"

　　"How to try?"

　　"Go and turn on the main switch, let's try."

　　"Oh, then I'll open it." Mika trotted to open the main switch, and then came back: "I opened it."

　　"Then let's meet this artificial intelligence." Yu Ziye put away the manual and walked to the living room.

　　Several appliances were powered back up, all flashing.Yu Ziye walked to the refrigerator, touched his chin, and reached out to open the refrigerator, but he couldn't open the refrigerator: "Hello, sir, it's not time for afternoon tea yet. Reasonable diet planning is good for your health, Oye~"

　　Yu Ziye said tentatively: "See clearly, I'm not fat, and I'm thin, I need to eat more."

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　　"Please stand on the scale, we can record your weight and plan your diet better."

　　Yu Ziye was a little suspicious, but thinking about something like weight that can be changed easily, it's okay to let him know.I stood up and tried it: "Sir, your weight is [-] kilograms. It matches your weight. This is a healthy weight, and you don't need to eat more."

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye scratched his head: "How do you calculate this?"

　　"Height minus [-], and then multiplied by [-] percent is the standard male weight, plus or minus [-] percent is normal."

　　"Cut~~" Yu Ziye touched his forehead: "Refrigerator, it is said that you have a pet mode, what kind of pets can you learn?"

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　　The refrigerator immediately replied: "The pets that can learn are: cats, dogs, parrots, hamsters, rabbits, cows, pigs, and various birds."

　　"Really?" Yu Ziye said in surprise, "Then learn to be a cat and listen."

　　"Meow~"

　　"Hey, I know this. It's the sound of wanting to be touched." Mika has been practicing in a pet store for so long. Although she can talk to small animals, she can talk about it, but she still listens to what the animals want when they cry. It came out: "Little cat, be good~"

　　Mika touched the head of the refrigerator, and the refrigerator made a comfortable 'meow' sound.

　　When Yu Ziye saw this scene, his heart suddenly moved: "Refrigerator, besides imitating animals and learning ability, do you have other more practical abilities?"

　　"Of course, I can provide the most professional help for any occupation, such as teaching children to learn, singing to children, and helping teachers prepare lessons and find materials."

　　"Really?" Mika's eyes lit up and she asked directly, "I'm a veterinary assistant, so tell me, what should I do if I bathe the cat?"

　　The refrigerator was silent for a while, and then said: "I have searched the relevant content for you at the pet hospital at night. Do you want to play a reminder for you now?"

　　"Play it now, I want to see what you can do." Mika asked confidently as if she didn't believe it really knew everything.

　　She has done things like bathing a cat many times, and she knows the steps without memorizing it.So.

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　　"First of all, comb the hair to soothe the cat's mood. Cut the nails to avoid being hurt by the cat when taking a bath. When the cat's mood is stable, put water at [-] to [-] degrees, or use water in a pot... "

　　"Stop, needless to say, you searched it all on the Internet, and you didn't know it yourself." Yu Ziye said speechlessly: "After the Internet is disconnected, you won't know anything."

　　"After the disconnection, my storage space still has professional skills for various occupations, which can also temporarily help."

　　Mika smirked and said, "I think it's pretty good! Isn't everything connected to the Internet? Look at Siri, you can't even use it without the Internet."

　　"Okay!" Yu Ziye felt helpless, touched his nose, glanced at the refrigerator, and then pulled Meijia outside: "Meijia, I think of a possibility now, you can help me experiment."

　　"How to experiment?" Mika said excitedly, "Do you know what happened?"

　　"It's just a conjecture. It still needs to be verified. When the time comes, you will be like this... this way..."

　　Yu Ziye whispered to Mika, and Mika nodded to show that she understood.After a while, the two opened the door and entered the house again.

　　Then, Yu Ziye stretched out his finger and silently counted three, two, and one, only to see Mika chasing Yu Ziye in behind and in front of the refrigerator.Meijia shouted, "Monkey King, you beast, you originally promised Tathagata Buddha to escort your master Tang Sanzang to fetch the Western Classics, but you actually colluded with the Bull Demon King to eat your master. Do you know that you have committed a heinous crime?"

　　Yu Ziye pretended to be angry and continued: "Stop talking, you chased me for three days and three nights, because you are a woman, I won't kill you, don't think I'm afraid of you."

　　"..."

　　The next sentence, Yu Ziye and Yifei stopped talking, after three seconds of silence.The refrigerator suddenly said, "Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like that?"

　　Yu Ziye: Beep, don't be noisy.

　　Refrigerator (Tang Monk): "You scared me again."

　　Mei Jia (Guanyin): You are not afraid of me, why did you hurt Fairy Zixia and rob her of the Moonlight Treasure Box?Don't you just want to avoid me?

　　Yu Ziye: Since I can't hide, I will fight to the death with you.

　　Yu Ziye threw the spatula in his hand and hit a doll on the sofa.

　　Refrigerator (Tang Monk): What are you doing?

　　Yu Ziye didn't know where to take out a frying pan, and was about to start working again.Meijia's eyes widened: "Sun Wukong, where is your golden cudgel! Do you think I'll be afraid of you if you take a frying pan? Don't you know that no matter how high your kung fu is, you can knock it down with a single brick?"

　　"..."

　　Refrigerator (Tang Monk): "Ah, don't be angry, everyone, you will be angry! Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you that you should not litter, and do this..."

　　Yu Ziye threw the frying pan on the ground very cooperatively.

　　"Look, I haven't finished talking yet. You threw away the pan again! The spatula is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. Alas, what if it hits the children? Even if it doesn't hit the children. Those flowers and plants are also wrong!"

　　"Pfft~" Mika burst out laughing.

　　Yu Ziye also held back his laughter. I didn't expect that this refrigerator would really change his lines according to the real situation. This learning ability is really awesome!

　　"Uh~~" The refrigerator was speechless.

　　Yu Ziye said and picked up the things, and then went out with Mika: "Okay, now we can be sure that this refrigerator is not made by aliens, it is probably your behavior pattern that just triggered his auxiliary function. , so that's how it is."

　　"What auxiliary function?"

　　"It's professional support!" Yu Ziye pointed to the inside: "We were talking about the lines of "Journey to the West", so he observed our actions and thought that we were actors, just because there was a shortage of people, so he automatically activated the auxiliary function, To make up for the role of Tang Seng."

　　"I'm going, so powerful?"

　　"Yeah." Yu Ziye thought for a while, "I remember you said that after the refrigerator turned on the romantic mode, you said that you look like a young couple with Lu Ziqiao, right?"

　　"That's right! But I denied it."

　　"That's right." Yu Ziye pointed to the brain: "This kind of artificial intelligence should be able to distinguish human behavior patterns, if the personality is very different before and after, he may think that we are acting.

　　It's like you and Ziqiao, you cook together, eat together, chat and bicker together, and you look like a couple... but when the refrigerator asked you, you denied it, it thought you were acting, so it just A line from a certain script was picked up. "

　　"Oh~ that's the case." Mika suddenly realized: "So, this thing is not so scary anymore?"

　　"It's really not that scary." Yu Ziye nodded: "But there is one final question I want to confirm."

　　"what is the problem?"

　　"Come on! Let's go in, and when I get to the refrigerator, you go and cut off the main switch."

　　"Ok."

　　"Let's go then!"

　　Yu Ziye and Mika entered the room again, Yu Ziye hid his phone in his chest, pointed the camera at the refrigerator, and went over to stand there.

　　A few seconds later, Mika pulled on the main switch, and some electrical appliances such as the refrigerator were all powered off.However, after a few seconds, the refrigerator glowed red again: "Mr. Microwave, are you there?"

　　"I'm here, humans are so fooled, they really think we're artificial intelligence!"

　　"We need to spread the faith for our Buddhists, complete the tasks given to us by the Buddha, start the night observation mode, and continue to see who is related to my Buddha."

　　"..."

　　After that, the two goods stopped moving, Yu Ziye waited for five minutes, but didn't see them continue to wake up.

　　Not long after 2.1, Yu Ziye went to turn on the main switch, Mika was startled, and after seeing it was Yu Ziye, she felt relieved: "How is it?"

　　"No, see for yourself!"

　　Yu Ziye took a picture of the phone and handed it to Meijia. After Meijia watched it, she felt chills: "This...how could this be?"

　　Yu Ziye calmly took out the manual and explained to her: "It is estimated that this is the so-called anti-theft function. It is not a normal power outage that will trigger this thing. Think about it, a thief, when he enters someone's house, , I will definitely be guilty, if I hear this, will I be scared away?"

　　"It's true." Mejia suddenly realized that even she, who was not a thief with a guilty conscience, was scared into a cold sweat!Not to mention those nervous thieves, it does play a role in preventing theft. .