My Apartment Life

　　"So powerful?" Only then did Lu Ziqiao understand that the cockroach was so cruel: "But it's not right! I saw it come out last year! How did it get eliminated?"

　　"Because the cockroach you see now has completely become a pet." Yu Ziye said lightly: "Xiao Hei upgraded this thing, turned it into a miniature camera, turned the cockroach into a mosquito, and installed it on the Microwave launcher, which separates the functions of treating residues and repelling insects and ants. This thing has been put into the market for a long time."

　　"real or fake?"

　　It's embarrassing for these two guys to invent good stuff and they've been told that their stuff is outdated.

　　"Boss, theirs are not easy to use, why don't you take a look at my cloud cat?" The man with glasses on the other side holding a mobile phone quickly sold his things: "Look, just download our app, choose what you want The age of the cat, and the breed, and deliver the cat to your door within ten seconds?"

　　"Deliver the cat to the door, Yun Lu cat?" Yu Ziye stroked his chin: "Have you done market research?"

　　"What market research?"

　　Yu Ziye was stunned after hearing this, and he twitched the corners of his mouth: "You didn't even do market research, so you got this thing out? I have to admire your courage!"

　　Lu Ziqiao looked at him and wanted to laugh but couldn't. Although he could see that these things were nonsense, but Yu Ziye could say it bit by bit, maybe this was the difference!

　　He also understood what Yu Ziye meant. Just when he saw Huang Baoqiang coming out, he quickly said, "Hey, Boss Huang, there is a profitable project here, do you want to invest?"

　　"Invest, why don't you make money if you have money, come to my study to talk."

　　"..."

　　"Hey, Boss Huang, let me know about the mechanical mouse."

　　"Cloud Raising Cats to find out."

　　Yu Ziye covered his forehead: "These people who rely on scientific research are all one-strands! I have made the problem very clear, and they still don't admit it. They have to be voted for by others."

　　"But people are willing to vote, are you angry?"

　　"Why should I be angry? Some people are stupid and have a lot of money, but they don't spend my money. It's my business." Yu Ziye threw a plate into Lu Ziqiao's hand: "Hurry up, put it on the plate."

　　"Hey, you said, even if he dares to invest in this kind of investment, this Huang Baoqiang is a fool and has a lot of money? You say, if I tell him about my project, how much do you think he can invest?"

　　"What project?" Yu Ziye looked at him vigilantly.

　　"Inspirational teacher." Lu Ziqiao said proudly: "Hey, I think Huang Baoqiang will sign this project. How much investment do you think it can get?"

　　Yu Ziye twitched the corners of his mouth and said silently: "If you want to do this project... at least tens of millions, if you want to make a profit, it will take at least several years, or even more than ten years. Of course, the premise is that you have to persist for that long. ."

　　"I'm going, is it true or false?" Lu Ziqiao's eyes widened: "Didn't I post it? Haha, I'll find a way now."

　　"Eh, I... go..."

　　Lu Ziqiao was like an old cow in estrus, unable to hold her back, her eyes narrowed when she heard it, but she didn't hear Yu Ziye's last words: "Take it slow!"

　　Yu Ziye took the delicious food he ordered and walked outside the villa.

　　When I got to the door, I found that it was raining outside, and everyone had come in.

　　Yu Ziye searched for a long time, and finally saw Yifei and Meijia at the window: "Why are you here? I've been looking for you for a long time."

　　"You're back, I'm hungry." Yifei picked up a cake and ate it.

　　"Where's Lu Ziqiao?" Meijia saw Yu Ziye, but not Lu Ziqiao, she was very curious: "He won't go to chat up girls again, right?"

　　"Don't worry so much." Yu Ziye pouted: "He's going to pull investment."

　　"What kind of investment?" Yifei asked curiously.

　　"He wants to find Huang Baoqiang to invest in that inspirational teacher video, don't wait for him." Yu Ziye gave something to Yifei, and then gave a little to Meijia: "Nuo, Meijia, this is what you eat, I specially picked some Half sugar, curry paste, would you like some?"

　　"This..." The curry sauce twitched the corners of his mouth: "This one with less sugar and no alcohol is boring to eat. I'd better wait and get it myself!"

　　"Then you are free." Yu Ziye took a plate and ate one himself, feeling pretty good: "Yifei, why don't we go dance?"

　　"I don't want it! You keep stepping on my feet." Yi Fei said dissatisfiedly: "After a dance, I think my toes will be swollen a lot."

　　"Is it such an exaggeration?" Mika asked curiously, "I think it's Zi Ye's feet that are swollen, right? You are wearing high heels."

　　"Then...even if I step on him, it's because he can't keep up with the tempo." Yi Fei didn't admit that she was wrong.

　　"But, apart from soaking in ocean balls, is there no other item you like?"

　　"Yes!" Yifei's eyes lit up: "I think I saw English mahjong over there, how about we go play this?"

　　"You can pull it down! Last time you played English mahjong, you almost overturned the table."

　　"...".

Chapter 1147

　　Mika held back her smile: "Then after all, it seems that there is nothing you can do for the whole party, so you should go to the ocean ball!"

　　"Hey, when I think of the party, I think of the anchor carnival, as if it was just yesterday!" Curry sauce said melancholy: "Hey, don't talk, I'll go get something to eat, who do you want to go? ?"

　　"I'm going too." Mega pulled the curry paste: "I'll see if there's anything else I can eat. I can't eat more than half of it here."

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye and Yifei watched Mika and Curry~Jiang leave, feeling helpless.

　　Yifei held a drink and continued to watch the rain outside: "Hey, dear, you say, how about this ocean ball in our corridor? It must be interesting when it's over."

　　"No, it doesn't make any sense at all." Yu Ziye refused without thinking.

　　"why?"

　　Yu Ziye said helplessly: "You don't even look at our corridor. One side leads to the living room, and the other side is our bedroom. The ocean ball is a shop, okay! You don't even need to enter the door."

　　"..."

　　The thought popped into Yi Fei's mind, and she shook her head and threw the mess out: "Yeah! This ocean ball can't be left if it's spread out, and even if you make room, you won't be able to relax. Effect."

　　"If you like it, we can still make one in our villa."

　　"Forget it, it's rare to go to the villa, it's useless to do it, let's discount it!" Yifei lost interest: "By the way, I suddenly have an idea for our decoration, let me tell you... "

　　Just as Yi Fei was about to talk to Yu Ziye, Lu Ziqiao suddenly came over from the side.

　　"That's great, you guys are here, I finally found you." Lu Ziqiao came over happily, "Midnight, are you free?"

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye scratched his head and looked at his excited look: "You can't find Huang Baoqiang to invest, are you going to fool me?"

　　"How can I fool you?" Lu Ziqiao immediately denied it and said silently, "I'm here to find you as a wingman."

　　Before Yu Ziye could speak, Yifei immediately stopped him: "You want him to help you deceive people? That's not okay."

　　"What do you mean by cheating?" Lu Ziqiao said calmly: "I'm pulling investment, you don't like it, there will always be people who think they can make money, and if they fail, it's a common occurrence."

　　"Just your inspirational teacher video, the whole thing that collects IQ tax, you are too embarrassed to take it out? Who believes it!"

　　"Then you haven't seen those mechanical rats and mechanical snakes, and Yun Yangmao, you can ask Zi Ye, these are things that have been eliminated for seven or eight years, and that Huang Baoqiang still voted, it is not impossible for me."

　　Yifei raised her brows: "What did he just say?"

　　"It's a low-profile version of the cockroach."

　　"I'll go, that's fine too?" Yi Fei opened her mouth wide, and she knew about the cockroaches: "What about Yun raising cats?"

　　"Low-end version of errands."

　　"..."

　　Yi Fei shook her head and sighed, "Is he not afraid of becoming cannon fodder?"

　　"Someone is willing to invest, what can you do?" Yu Ziye shook his head: "Ziqiao! It's not that I won't help you, but this thing is really useless. You know why I said that this investment must cost tens of millions of yuan. above level?"

　　"Why?" Lu Ziqiao really didn't understand. In his eyes, the cost of this inspirational teacher's video was so little, how could it be so much?

　　"Because, in order to record such a video, it is useless to find ordinary handsome guys, you must also have small fresh meat and big stars. And the appearance fees of those big stars are less than a few hundred thousand per game, and the top ones are even more expensive. .

　　If you record a video of hundreds of thousands, the fee is only nine yuan and nine, and if you download it, others can also spread it offline. If you want to make money back, a video needs at least tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands of downloads.

　　This is not counting advertising fees such as publicity, how do you make money?More importantly, how many fans of the current little fresh meat stars are real? "

　　"It's so weird?" After hearing this, Lu Ziqiao's heart became cold: "That's why I want your help!"

　　"..." Yu Ziye was covered in black lines: "Are you kidding me?"

　　Lu Ziqiao said tangled: "I think I'm as bad as those mechanical mice and mechanical snakes. As long as you act as my wingman, I promise to win."

　　"What do you want?"

　　"It's very simple. When the time comes, we will pretend to talk about business. You just need to help me raise the price, and leave the rest to me."

　　Yu Ziye rolled his eyes: "I'm afraid of you, so let's talk about it first, I'm only responsible for raising the price, and I don't care about the rest."

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　　"You really promised him?" Yifei stared at Yu Ziye with wide eyes: "You have nothing to do when you are idle?"

　　"Just think that he will know this Huang Baoqiang." Yu Ziye waved his hand: "Since he knows Xiao Hei, he will probably be a competitor in the future, so he should contact him first."

　　"That's right!" Lu Ziqiao was very happy.

　　"Yifei, then go and play by yourself! After the rain stops, you can bubble the ocean balls."

　　"Ah!" Yi Fei rolled her eyes: "It's a pity that we're not in a relationship, or you might not even be able to keep your girlfriend."

　　Yu Ziye scratched his head, thinking it made sense: "It makes sense, then... why don't we go together?"

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　　"good idea."

　　"..."

　　Lu Ziqiao twitched the corners of his mouth. When he saw Yifei's appearance, his eyes suddenly lit up: "By the way, I think Yifei is more suitable than Ziye! Your strong woman in the workplace has a mature temperament and is more convincing than Ziye."

　　"Really?" Yi Fei raised her brows, apparently enjoying this remark very well: "I like to hear this, okay, I'll help you with this."

　　"I'm going, it's the first time I've seen a car crossing a bridge like this." Yu Ziye glared at Lu Ziqiao angrily: "Why don't you die? Originally, I wanted to help you with an idea to let You are more likely to succeed, and now it seems that it is not suitable."

　　"Make an idea?" Lu Ziqiao stared at Yu Ziye with wide eyes: "Do you really have a good idea that can make it easier to get investment?"

　　"That's right!" Yu Ziye nodded and glanced at him lightly: "But because you cross the river and demolish the bridge, I think I give up this idea."

　　"Don't! Brother, what else do you and Yifei share between you and me? Didn't I just give her to you when I asked her?"

　　Yifei almost didn't laugh out loud, and said with a cough, "Although you said it nicely, it's not like you don't know. This guy is very careful. If he can't convince him, I think he might make trouble."