My Apartment Life
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"Red." Dali opened his notebook and muttered the sign: "Full of passion, buying things aimlessly, spending impulsive, reckless of the consequences, buying for a while, eating dirt to the hills."
When Curry Sauce heard the first few words, she was quite happy, but when she heard the latter, her face froze.
Only then did she remember her own way of shopping, and she was indeed impulsive enough.
Shaking his head vigorously: "If she didn't have enough wallets and asked me to help negotiate the price, maybe he would even buy the entire website..."
"Hey, I originally wanted to buy a fishing rod, but ended up contracting this fish pond." Yi Fei also felt that the color of Dali was very reasonable.
Curry sauce said a little embarrassedly: "I used to buy things impulsive, but mainly because of loneliness! It's different now."
Mika said jokingly, "Not only is she lonely now, but she is also poor."
"In the past, missing was the name of a kind of dumpling. Now, missing is a very hanging thing." Curry sauce said excitedly: "I have a boyfriend."
"Ok?"
The fire of gossip was raging for a few people, but Yu Ziye couldn't help pouring a pot of cold water: "The boyfriend you mentioned, isn't it sure that the relationship is yet to be determined?"
"Yes, but, I feel almost." Curry sauce pretended to be very shy.
Yu Ziye stared at her blankly for a few seconds, then suddenly turned to ask Yifei: "Yifei, do you remember that Teacher Zeng has a colleague named Peter Zhu?"
"Remember! What's the matter? Didn't he resign?" Of course Yifei remembers this person, because he and Zeng Xiaoxian also robbed Nuolan!
That's right, Yu Ziye said this: "I remember when Peter Zhu met Nuolan for the first time, I felt that Nuolan was going to inherit his family for him, and he almost asked his mother to preside over their marriage."
"Well, there is indeed such a thing." Yifei nodded, she was still quite impressed by 2.2, because this Peter Zhu is even more diaosi than Zhang Wei, can she not remember?
Yu Ziye sighed: "I really answered that sentence. I've been single for a long time, and if I see anyone of the opposite sex on the road, I can make up the plot of a child, or even the plot of a funeral."
Curry sauce originally thought that Yu Ziye was telling a story, but he finally realized that he was talking about her: "You don't understand, I can be sure that Ajie just likes me, and now it's a matter of time."
"Ajie? Oh, is that the courier brother Ajie over there?"
"Yes! Isn't he handsome?"
"Okay! Curry sauce, the taste has improved recently!" Mika has also met this person. As a qualified nympho, of course she knows this handsome guy. .
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"Of course." Curry sauce said proudly, with excitement and sweetness, as if they were already together.
After Yi Fei heard Yu Ziye's analysis, she calmed down instead: "When you hit the door, which one is the worst?"
"It's almost a confession." Curry sauce said very excitedly: "But I obviously feel that Ajie's recent offensive is getting bigger and bigger. It is estimated that within three days, he will have to confess."
"Okay! Curry sauce."
Dali is calmer than anyone else. She is a person who applies what she has learned: "When you bought a washing machine, you said that it was a little bit of money, but when you bought it, your credit card would be maxed out."
"..."
Curry Sauce felt that he must have been a math problem in his previous life. It was so difficult. Why did he have to pour cold water when he said that.
Dali ignored her, but continued: "The personality of shopping will be reflected in people's way of life. You are also a red impulsive type when you treat feelings."
The curry sauce was very dissatisfied: "Then Meijia is not much better than me in shopping, so why don't you say it's her?"
"I'm 11..."
Mika was about to speak, but vigorously interrupted her directly: "Sister Mika looks similar to you, but she is different from you in every aspect, so I think this shopping personality is orange. This kind of people buys Things have a clear purpose and also consider practical use.”
"That's it." Mika was very satisfied and vigorously helped her explain.
But the next sentence, her face froze: "But there is no restraint in buying it. Have you ever seen a squirrel with nuts?"
Mika twitched the corners of her mouth and suddenly thought of the gauze and Bingbao stickers that had not been used up until now. She was in a bad mood: "I buy things for a reason."
Strongly agree: "Yes, the orange shopping personality is indeed not as blind as the red one, but sometimes, your reasons for shopping are also very strange. Think about your appearance, maybe because of sympathy, maybe because of unhappiness, anyway, sometimes These reasons, even fake notes can't be opened. They are all used by you as a reason to buy things."
Yifei shook her head, sighed, and said, "I wouldn't be surprised if you gave yourself a gift after your death one day because of the Ching Ming Festival."
"The orange shopping personality, mapped to life, is often a reason to do something unexpected."
Yu Ziye was also very happy to hear it: "Dali, don't you just write this based on us?"
Shrugged vigorously: "You're really right, these are really written based on your personalities, because you are really representative."
Just as Dali was about to continue speaking, Zhao Haitang walked in in a hurry: "Dali, I've worked hard today, what you want to drink, just order it, I'll treat you."
"I want you to stay away from me." Dali said and walked a few more steps, one meter away from Zhao Haitang.
Zhao Haitang directly ignored her words: "Did she say she misses me? What do you want to drink? I'll pay for it."
Seeing that Zhao Haitang was still unrelenting, Meijia said calmly, "You can save it! Today, Zhang Wei has invited guests, you can do it next time!"
"Lawyer Zhang actually treats guests? Could it be... he's late?"
After Zhao Haitang finished speaking, everyone's WeChat rang, and when everyone took it out, they saw that it was Zhang Wei's swipe, and all of them were coupons.
Curry sauce said with a bit of pain: "It's Lawyer Zhang giving out coupons again."
"Everyboby, collect your coupons, we're starting to consume." Zhang Wei walked in with great enthusiasm, obviously feeling very proud of what he just posted.
"A [-]% discount coupon for mascara, are you grabbing this too?" Dali asked in surprise.
"I took this when I filled out the questionnaire online. I can't use it myself, so I can give it to you!" Zhang Wei explained very seriously.
"Eh? Buy one get one coupon for mother and baby water? Just in time, I'll buy one, and I can give Yifei if I have more." Mika became interested, and then looked at the curry sauce: "Let's stop by and see that Ajie."
"..."
Said that Perfect Jia ran out alone, Yifei shook her head: "There's still a lot to drink at home! Does she still buy it?"
"So, this is the orange shopping personality." Vigorously flipping through the notebook, he gave a very objective evaluation.
Seeing her running away, Zhao Haitang asked a little boringly: "Lawyer Zhang, you usually don't feel bad for a person who would like to split a coin in half and send a coupon."
"It's not about spending his money, of course he doesn't feel bad about it." Yu Ziye, who knew what Zhang Wei's idea was, didn't feel Zhang Wei was angry at all. At this time, Zhang Wei, like a big villain, had a very stupid starting point. .
"Lawyer Zhang is also kind. What he gave is not a coupon, but there are a lot of dark money-saving tips!"
"For example." Zhao Haitang couldn't believe it.
"For example, search for 'break up', 'lick the dog', 'wife not let' on the second-hand trading platform."
Everyone looked at him with a strange look, and Zhang Wei explained silently: "After many young couples break up, they will be very upset when they see their ex's things, so look for 'break up' in the search, and you can buy to cheap little clothes and small furniture.
Some people, when chasing the goddess, hoarded a lot of gifts, but in the end they didn't catch up, they could only sell the stop loss at a low price, so just search for 'licking the dog', you can buy cheap trendy brands and cosmetics. 010
There are also some otakus who can't give up their hobbies after marriage, but are scolded by their wives for spending money indiscriminately.So, search the website for 'wife won't let' and you can buy affordable electronics and figurines. "
"Mom~ that's really the case." After searching the curry sauce, it was exactly the same as what Zhang Wei said: "It's so cheap and free shipping, I..."
The curry sauce was excited to buy it, but when she saw the eyes of several people, she immediately calmed down: "I'll just take a look and definitely not buy it."
Curry sauce wanted to control her power, so she quickly changed the subject: "By the way, what color is behind the orange?"
Regardless of whether she changed the subject or not, Dali directly talked about the color behind: "The next color is the shopping method of yellow. You are indecisive when buying things, and you have too many scruples. This kind of shopping personality is reflected in life, which is entanglement and choice phobia. "
Zhang Wei touched his chin: "This feels so familiar!"
"Can you not be familiar? Isn't this Teacher Zeng?" Yu Ziye rolled his eyes: "He is a combination of a literary Virgo and an ordinary Virgo, and has derived new varieties, and his thinking is divergent and entangled with Virgo."
"I think Teacher Zeng is tangled not because he is a Virgo, but because he has a dual personality at all." Zhang Wei complained. .
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"That's not right! Isn't it because of Virgo that he has dual personalities?" Zhang Wei asked a little strangely: "It's because of his entanglement that he can simulate a small table of mahjong in his heart."
Yu Ziye didn't argue with him about this, and continued: "I heard from Nuolan two days ago that there is no reliable online shopping website. She wants to buy some winter equipment for Zeng Xiaoxian first, but she is still struggling with what to buy. !"
"Why did he buy winter equipment so early?" Yi Fei was very puzzled: "It's still far from winter! Is it necessary to be so early?"
"Sister, his side is in the north, and winter is much earlier than ours." Yu Ziye explained helplessly, it was three years of pregnancy, and he forgot about this thing.
"Oh~ I remembered." Yi Fei finally understood cutely: "I hope he can get through this winter!"
When he arrived, Yifei knew that this guy didn't bring any thick clothes with him, and it was not convenient to buy things there, so he could only go through mail order.
And some couriers do not deliver, even if they do, it will take a lot of time.
Yu Ziye thought for a while: "Actually, I also want to buy some winter clothes at this time. After all, I can buy cheaper things at this time."
"You can pull it down!" Yifei said disdainfully, "The way merchants are now is to increase the price and then offer a discount. In this way, even if it is cheap, it is not much cheaper, and it may even be more expensive."
Yu Ziye glanced at Yifei calmly: "That's because you don't know how to play, you open a product, and then modify it on the website, replace the tmall on the website with tmallvvv to see the history of this product Price. No matter how many times he modifies it, you can read it. As long as you see a price increase and then a discount before the event, you can directly report it. His online store is almost destroyed, and it will be difficult to participate in shopping festival activities in the future. ."
"Really or not?" Curry Sauce dug out his phone and wanted to give it a try.
Yu Ziye explained: "Oh, this method is effective on the computer, but I don't know about it on the mobile phone. I haven't tried it."
"..."
No way, the curry sauce can only stop and prepare to try it on the computer.
Dali also continued to look at the notebook: "Next, it is the green shopping personality. These people only buy what they need, and the prices of the products are accurately superimposed to ensure that full discount coupons and coupons can be used. Do your homework before buying and place an order. It's neat and tidy when I buy it, and I don't miss it after I buy it.
In life, this type of shopping personality is often decisive and clear in thinking. "
"Isn't that me!" Zhang Wei patted his thigh and said very excitedly.
"You're Pikachu's younger brother, are you itchy? It's clearly referring to Dali."
Dali nodded cooperatively, and then said: "To be honest, I don't know what color you are, because I rarely see you buying things, and there is a lack of valid data."
"I'm really a green shopping personality, I'll show you!" Zhang Wei took out his mobile phone and opened the interface: "Hey~ see, all the things I want to buy are lying here, as long as I have enough of it all. , I will take one shot and empty the shopping cart.”
"I don't believe it." Yu Ziye said calmly: "The shopping cart can be loaded, but the character cannot be loaded. This character color can not only be used to calculate the character from the color, but also the color from the character. She lacks decisiveness in killing and clear thinking, so she is entangled by her."
"Wait a minute..." Yifei said painfully, "He should be too aggressive and decisive, right?"
"I'm talking about the one who was silently exposed." Yu Ziye said speechlessly, "If he was more decisive, he wouldn't have gotten into so much trouble."
"..."
It seems that thinking about it is also, if the roles are reversed, the person with the real clear thinking will definitely dump her directly.
At most, after helping to scare away once, it won't cause so much trouble.
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