My Apartment Life

　　"Nani?" Guan Gu was shocked: "I thought it was a Peking Opera!"

　　"Yes! The Peking Opera version of Pirates of the Caribbean."

　　"..." Yi Fei blinked and asked in shock, "No way? Pirates of the Caribbean is also in the Peking Opera version? What else is there that hasn't been adapted?"

　　"No way, today's young people don't like those Farewell My Concubine and the like, they have to keep up with the times!" Lu Ziqiao looked helpless, but this was the effect he wanted to attract everyone's attention. : "How's it going? Would you like to take a look ¨.?"

　　"I don't want to go, I originally arranged to sleep at home." Zeng Xiaoxian was unmoved.

　　Lu Ziqiao was a little uneasy, and asked Zeng Xiaoxian puzzled: "Mr. Zeng, don't you do live broadcasts at night? Are you afraid that you won't be able to get up when you fall asleep?"

　　"Hahaha~" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed, and then closed his voice: "I'm sorry, I changed it to recording last night, and I go to the live broadcast every day. I don't need to take a day or two off?!"

　　Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes, thinking it would be easier to get it done first: "What about you guys? Yifei, what do you say?"

　　"I don't know." Yi Fei pointed at Yu Ziye with his chin: "You have to ask him, I promised him that I will accompany him wherever he goes today. He said that he is at home when he is at home, and he goes out when he goes out."

　　Lu Ziqiao looked at Yu Ziye, Yu Ziye coughed and said weakly in Yifei's ear, "How do you think I go out like this?"

　　Hearing this, Yi Fei almost burst out laughing again: "Okay, then we won't go, we'll stay at home tonight and won't go anywhere."

　　"Hey, comrades." Seeing that this flickering was obviously not going well, Lu Ziqiao became a little anxious: "You can't do this, respecting the old and loving the young is a traditional virtue of our country, you can't just throw it away! Take some time to care for you. Some of these grandparents can sublimate their souls!"

　　"You said it all, take time! But we really don't have time!" Yifei said lightly.

　　"You said before that you're not going anywhere!" Lu Ziqiao became anxious.

　　Fortunately, Lu Zhanbo and Wan Yu made Lu Ziqiao a little relieved: "In this case, we are free, Ziqiao, give us one! Let's go see it tonight."

　　"Okay~" Lu Ziqiao proudly gave them a few tickets: "Look, Zhan Bo and Wan Yu have higher ideological awareness than you, Teacher Zeng, especially you, you didn't go to bed so early at night, Why can't you just take a look?"

　　"Wow, then why didn't I talk about you? You have more time than me, and I don't usually see you show love like this." Zeng Xiaoxian obviously didn't think so.

　　When it comes to offering love, Zeng Xiaoxian is definitely more frequent than Lu Ziqiao.

　　At least, as the deputy director of the Residents Committee of the apartment, he usually has time to take care of the elderly in the community, and even organizes to chat with the elderly at the nearby nursing home.

　　Although he also wanted to climb the gold-plated position for himself, but at least they did it!As a result, people just took a day off and missed a performance, so they just held on to it.

　　"So, am I not trying to make up for it? Otherwise, what would I do to pull you guys with all my strength?" Seeing that he couldn't convince Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Ziqiao simply tried hard: "Hey, Teacher Zeng, I'm very disappointed in you, You'd rather stay home and be bored than do something socially meaningful.

　　Think about it, when you are old, you still stick to the front line of radio programs or TV programs, but no one cares about it. Think about it, how sad you will be in your heart?Then compare with the old grandfather now, do you really not have a good conscience? "

　　"..."

　　Yifei pouted and said, "What's the matter? Anyway, he's used to it, hasn't it always been like this?"

　　"..." When Zeng Xiaoxian heard Yifei's words, he almost vomited blood: "What has it always been like? Are many people listening to my show? Needless to say, I'm going, isn't it just to watch a Peking Opera? I'm going That's it."

　　"Hey~" Lu Ziqiao proudly handed over a ticket, and Zeng Xiaoxian picked it up speechlessly.

　　Lu Ziqiao turned to Yu Ziye again: "What about you?"

　　Yu Ziye said a few words in Yifei's ear, Yifei sighed and said helplessly, "He said, next time! We really don't have time this time."

　　"What else can you do besides watching dramas and cartoons at home?" Lu Ziqiao responded calmly.

　　"He said that he has one more task today, which is to integrate the physical and chemical environmental resources of the plane ecology." After Yifei read what Yu Ziye said, she was stunned: "Wait, what is this? Oh? , clean up, tongue!"

　　"..."

　　Lu Ziqiao was stunned for a moment: "What? Why do you always say what he said, can't he say it himself?"

　　"The problem is, you have to hear what I say." Yu Ziye said calmly, his hoarse voice was like two pieces of metal rubbing together, how harsh it was.

　　"What's wrong with your throat?"

　　Yifei covered her forehead helplessly: "So, he is not in trouble, but sick, so he has to stay at home to rest."

　　"Hey, you're just hoarse, and your eyes aren't blind. I just asked you to cheer. Is this necessary?" Lu Ziqiao asked anxiously. .

Chapter 166

　　Yu Ziye, whose head was full of black lines, ripped off the mask and said angrily, "You have to tell me why I didn't go before you stop, right? Come, look, look, why am I going? Believe it or not, I'm drooling. Spit directly in your face?"

　　Lu Ziqiao was sprayed with saliva, but after a closer look, everyone stared at Yu Ziye with wide eyes.

　　I saw two sausages hanging on his mouth, and that's fine. After all, it's just swollen, but I don't know who it is, and he actually painted red wavy circles around his mouth, and black paint on his lips. I don't know who it is. Or the lipstick is painted with some melon seeds, which looks like a pink sunflower.

　　After everyone glanced at it, their shoulders shrugged, and they finally couldn't help bursting out with bursts of laughter.

　　"Hahaha~"

　　"No way, I'm dying of laughter, you...what's your look?" Mika felt like her abdominal muscles were about to burst out laughing.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian kept slapping the table, Lu Ziqiao laughed directly to the ground, only Yifei wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, Yu Ziye put on the mask again with black lines all over his head, and gave Yifei a fierce look.

　　It's all to blame for Yifei, Ben 400!His mouth was just a little numb and a little sore, and after he went to the doctor at night, if he took the medicine as prescribed, he would be cured soon.

　　But at night, I don't know if it's Yifei's cheap hands or something, taking advantage of Yu Ziye to doodle on his mouth with makeup.The result is that it is not easy to wipe it now, and it hurts as soon as it is wiped. It can only be left there and wiped off when it is not so painful.

　　So today, Yi Fei was at a loss. In order to make amends for Yu Ziye, he decided to accompany him for a day. He said what he said.

　　After Lu Ziqiao laughed enough, he knew that if he continued talking, maybe Yu Ziye would throw himself into the river to feed the fish in anger, so he could only change his strategy: "Hey, just right, Ziye, I know there is an old man who knows Chinese medicine. , he may have a way to help you cure your situation, you can support their performance, and when the performance is over, maybe he can help you see it for free."

　　"Are you serious?" Yu Ziye looked at him with black lines all over his head.

　　"Of course, when did I lie to you?" Lu Ziqiao said calmly.

　　"You didn't tell the truth just now." Yu Ziye was upset, how could Lu Ziqiao be so loving?Don't be sore, okay?Will he do something that is not good for it?

　　"Who said that?" Lu Ziqiao said dissatisfiedly, "You just say whether to go or not?"

　　"Give me the ticket first, and I'll tell you whether to go or not."

　　"Here, you two." Lu Ziqiao breathed a sigh of relief, and finally flicked the person away. Tonight's affairs can proceed smoothly: "Then we will be in the small theater tonight, see you soon."

　　"Goodbye~"

　　After saying goodbye to everyone, Lu Ziqiao ran out excitedly. Lu Zhanbo also ran out without knowing why.

　　Yifei patted Yu Ziye on the shoulder: "Okay, don't be angry, I didn't mean it, your mouth is so sexy, I couldn't help but smear it."

　　"Why don't you paint yourself?" Yu Ziye complained.

　　"Isn't this as good-looking as you!" Yifei resisted the urge to laugh, and kept comforting Yu Ziye: "Speaking of business! Do you want to go to the show tonight! I always feel that Zi Qiao is a little strange. !"

　　"Isn't it weird? He clearly just wants to support us, and I don't want to expose his poor acting skills." Yu Ziye said silently, he could think of it with his ass!Does Lu Ziqiao seem to be the kind of person who gives silently?

　　Lu Ziqiao in the fifth season would have believed him, but the current Lu Ziqiao, let's pull it down!If he didn't take your money, even if his conscience found out.

　　"Huh? What is he doing for us?"

　　"Ghost knows, it's either a party or a girl!"

　　"What?" Yi Fei's voice suddenly increased a few degrees. Several people looked over, and Yi Fei realized her gaffe, but fortunately, Yi Fei spoke to Yu Ziye softly, and they thought they were talking about something. Whisper!Not much of a reaction: "What do you mean?"

　　"I don't even want to remember it, okay?" Yu Ziye spread his hands and gave Yifei Cope with a hoarse voice: "When did he give us tickets to let us go to a show! Or a party! Even a concert or something, no? You deliberately let us go!? Haven't you ever seen a scam?"

　　"What scam?" Yifei asked anxiously.

　　"There's just a thief!" Yu Ziye said lightly, "This thief is very smart. Before he steals something, he must first step on the spot, first find out how many people there are in a family, and then buy a few concerts based on the number of people. Tickets or movie tickets are placed at the door of this family.

　　When he was waiting for the family to take advantage of the concert or the movie, he would break into the house, because after calculating the time for the concert tickets and the movie, he had plenty of time to steal. "

　　"You mean...he wants to steal from us?" Yifei thought it was impossible.

　　"Ah~" Yu Ziye almost fainted: "If he wants to steal something, why bother? When we don't even lock the door, he can evacuate our room."

　　"Oh, yes, then why did he support us?"

　　"What else could it be?" Yu Ziye curled his lips: "Don't you know that when he picks up girls, he often says he is a landlord? We're just going to pick up girls! Also, maybe he'll rent out the suite to open it up. Party, pay rent."

　　"What?" Yi Fei was shocked again, and rented it out for a party: "He's impatient? Is he going to rent it out this time?"

　　"Ghost knows." Yu Ziye just said casually: "Anyway, it's not far from ten."

　　"It doesn't make sense, I'll go to him to settle the account."

　　"Hey." Yu Ziye grabbed Yifei: "He won't admit it if you go now, use your brain."

　　"Then what do you say?"

　　"What to do? Do you want to go to the party or teach Lu Ziqiao a lesson?"

　　"..." Yifei thought for a while: "Can't I choose both?"

　　"Okay, very strong." Yu Ziye was speechless, and sure enough, it was very feisty: "Then let's take it as a promise to him first! When it's time to wait for the evening, we'll just go back on it and stop watching, what else can he do? manage?"

　　"Oh, yes, this way you can catch a current one, Lu Ziqiao, I see how you can quibble?" Yifei laughed proudly.

　　Yu Ziye shook his head and said calmly, "I also want to participate."

　　"..." Yifei was stunned for a moment, then she couldn't help but laugh: "Then how do you participate like this?! Hahaha."

　　"...".

Chapter 167

　　"So, we need a little change." Yu Ziye said calmly, who stipulated that you can't go to the party with a mask: "I'm participating in loneliness, and I'm not here to flirt with girls, it doesn't matter if I put my handsome face aside. ."

　　"..."

　　Yi Fei was about to suffer from internal injuries, but at this time she could only follow Yu Ziye's words: "Okay, okay, even if you don't have a handsome face, you can still look handsome in the whole party, is this the head office?"

　　In the joking eyes of several people, Yu Ziye dragged Yifei away from the sinful place of the bar. He thought that coming to the bar would be a way to relax, but it turned out that even drinking water was not good, so he decided that it would be better to go home.

　　. . . . . .

　　After eating a little something at noon, Yu Ziye sat at home and watched TV. Not long after that, everyone came back from outside one after another, and sat on the sofa also bored.

　　What is playing on TV is Doraemon, and it has just been played until Doraemon takes a time machine from the [-]nd century to Nobita's house.

　　Yi Fei seemed a little bored, she had seen these a long time ago, but there was really nothing to see at the moment, so she just watched it like this, and she couldn't help but start chatting with Yu Ziye: "Dear, you talk about the future Will a time machine really be invented? Then why don't our younger generations come to us? If they do come to me, I want to ask the stock I bought, how is the situation tomorrow. "

　　"We already have a time machine. Are you asking for such a low level?" Yu Ziye said speechlessly. Now his throat is much better, but it's still swollen. He finally washed off the makeup that was painted on his mouth.

　　"Then what's the use?"

　　"Cough~" Yu Ziye is very helpless, this topic is really useful, but Yifei's words are obviously joking, he will not be so straightforward to Yifei Science: "Then let's assume that if the world really There is a time machine, but our younger generation does not come to us, there are only three possibilities."