My best female boss

"How old were you then?" Luo Hanwen burst into tears with laughter. "Why can't you tell a woman's breasts apart?"

"Twelve or three years old..." Xia chuyang said after thinking about it. "I didn't know that at that time."

"Then why don't you go up and have some milk?" Xie Liancheng is about to smile and get down. "If I were you, I'd hang up and have two mouthfuls of milk."

"Want to die?" Xia chuyang greets him with one punch. "I'm the daughter-in-law of the village head's family. I'm afraid I can't get rid of it. It's the ration of the village head. Can I be robbed by others?"

"What do you mean?" Luo Hanyong, who seldom spoke, asked solemnly. "How did the milk of the village head's daughter-in-law become the village head's ration?"

"You're stupid!" Xie Liancheng smiles and punches Luo Hanyong. "I don't know? I'm sure the head of the village is the father-in-law of burning fire. You've been out with us for so many years, but you can't understand it. Fortunately, you want to ask captain Xia. "

"No?" Luo Hanyong said incredulously. "Is there such a father-in-law in the world? What they said about father-in-law Huohuo was just a joke. Is it true? "

"It's true." Xia chuyang said to the incredible Luo Hanyong. "Our village head is not a human being. After getting married with his daughter-in-law, he asked his son to marry back. As a result, when his son found out the situation, he wanted to divorce the woman. The village head shamelessly said," if you dare to divorce your daughter-in-law, I will divorce your mother. As a result, the village head's son didn't dare to divorce and went out to work in a rage. He hasn't been back home for so many years. "

"He's not a human being!" Luo Hanyong scolded. "Where is the father of such a child?"

"Cow Xie Liancheng praised. "I'll convince you village head to take me to your home to visit this big village head at any time."

"Such a rotten man is not worth visiting." At the beginning of summer, the sun was cold. "Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests. What is he? It's not a human being to force his son not to go home. Tiger poison doesn't eat his son. Such a person wants to scold him once he sees him. "

"Captain Xia, you are envious and envious. You haven't had the milk of a woman, are you?" Xie Liancheng still can't get rid of his nonsense.

"You're just a dog that can't spit out ivory." Xia chuyang greets him with one fist.

Xie Liancheng ran away with a smile. After running away, he turned around and walked backwards. He waved to Xia chuyang with pride as he walked. "Come on, can't catch up with me? Ha ha, I've been on guard for a long time. I don't have a door to attack me ... "

before he finished speaking, he ran into Chen Xuemei, who came to shout for dinner again. One rushed out from the dark place, and the other went backwards. The person who rushed out from the dark place just threw Xie Liancheng to the ground.

deja vu, as like as two peas in the early summer, was just like the last time Xiao Hong had knocked him down. The wind was even more embarrassing. The woman who rushed out of the dark chest just pressed on Xie Liancheng's face. It happened to be a joke he had just opened. Unfortunately, the chest was right at his mouth.

Xie Liancheng was so pressed that he couldn't speak. His face was squeezed by Chen Xuemei's chest and changed. Luo Hanwen had no eyes to see it, so he had to pull Chen Xuemei up and scolded. "You don't even have eyes when you walk. What do you do when you have nothing to do? If he didn't come to attack you, you should burn high incense. You should also take the initiative to attack him and put out the fire. I see how you can kill a person who is tens of years old. It's not stable at all. "

Chen Xuemei said wrongly. "I don't know if he's walking backwards. Is he in my way? Why don't you make sense? It's like eating a gun. I didn't offend you. I always scold him. Why don't you scold him? You can't walk well. You have to walk backwards? "

"When I speak Chinese, you shouldn't scold Chen Xuemei. It's because Lian Cheng stepped back and let her off guard that she tripped him up."

"Brother Yong, how can you speak for that woman?" Xie Liancheng roared.

Liu Tiezhu points to Xie Liancheng's pants zipper, which suddenly bursts open. "Oh, you see, he didn't close the door. No wonder when he fell down, he said that the door didn't have three words. It turned out that the door didn't close. I thought he was going to say something."

"Don't talk nonsense. What I want to say is that there are no doors, not all the doors are open." Xie Liancheng quickly pulled up the zipper of his pants. "NIMA, this rotten pants should be thrown away. The zipper will slide down. When he gets paid, he will change a new one."

Xie Liancheng angrily lifted his trousers. He stood and jumped, and the zipper slipped down again, which made everyone laugh.

In the laughter, Xie Liancheng didn't want to go back to change his pants and sat down to eat with the front door open. Anyway, he was thick skinned and not afraid of being laughed at. In his words, he didn't wear underpants inside.

Today's dinner is to raise a glass and push a cup. There are several brothers eating and drinking, and there are two women waiting beside. Xia chuyang doesn't want to drink, but he has no choice. Everyone has to raise a glass to him, so he has to drink a few cups.

After a few cups of wine, Xia chuyang never drinks any more. In the evening, he still has homework to do, and Luo Hanguo's notebook has only finished reading one. He has to continue to work hard. Even if he is just an agent captain, he can't be careless, let alone let Hu Rong and Wang Ju down."Really not?" Luo Hanwen picked up the bottle and asked him.

"I can't drink it!" Xia chuyang put his wine cup behind him and had already taken up a bowl of rice to eat. "Brother Luo, your brothers continue to drink. I have work to do in the evening. If I drink too much, I can do it."

"What are you going to do in the evening?" Xie Liancheng put his head together and said, looking at him vaguely. "Is it going to do that with the female ghost? You have to take it easy. Don't strain your body. It's said that the female ghost is very powerful. It can not only enchant the soul, but also absorb the soul! "

"Besides that, can you say something serious?" Xia chuyang shakes his head. "Two of the three sentences have something to do with that. I don't think you can be saved. Well, if the female ghost comes to me again, I'll let her come to you, so that you don't have to worry all day long."

"No, no, no!" He quickly put down the bowl and chopsticks and waved his hand. "I'm not interested in female ghosts. Although they are very beautiful, let me play for my life instead."

"No matter what, the whole team knows that Xie Liancheng wants to bring down the female ghost. When you brag, you never counselle. Once you are serious, you counselle." Xia chuyang scolded. "Nothing! I think you are not afraid of ghosts. "

"So you believe in the ghost?" Xie Liancheng said fearfully. "I hope she loves you to death, and then we will be safe and sound. Captain Xia, don't let us down!"