My school sweetheart

"Spring Festival custom" (asking for flowers at the beginning of the month)

hearing this, Xu Lang was stunned. He thought that his ears were hallucinating. He shook his head, as if his wife said that he was really taking off his clothes.

Oh, my God, my mother gave my wife some water. What kind of ecstasy is this? How did she take off her clothes?

In disbelief, Xu Lang scratched his head awkwardly and asked, "wife, are you sure you are undressing and waiting for me to go in?"

On hearing this, Xiao yuruo, who was changing clothes tightly in the room, was even more red and hot. She realized that she had just said something wrong. She said in a hurry: "you misunderstood. It's not taking off your clothes, it's just taking off some of them. You're not allowed to come in!"

However, at this time, Xu Lang could not wait any longer. He took out a thin needle and aimed it at the keyhole. He gently poked it. With a click, the door opened and his wife was wearing clothes in a panic.

Seeing Xu Lang rushing in, Xiao yuruo blushed and exclaimed, "ah, you, who let you in? You are so annoying!"

However, at this time, Xiao yuruo was almost dressed. She put on a coat, lowered her head and blushed.

Xu Lang is still like a monk in law, but he finds that his wife is not wearing a mask.

At the thought of this, Xu Lang was stunned again. He swallowed a mouthful of saliva and asked, "wife, what do you mean? Is this what my mother taught you to seduce me and tie my heart without a mask? "

As Xu Lang said, he couldn't help walking to Xiao yuruo and holding her back.

Xiao yuruo angrily pushed Xu Lang away, "screw you, you always talk nonsense! Mom said, "this is one of the spring festival customs."

Xu Lang was puzzled and asked: "hmm? Spring Festival customs? What customs? "

Xiao yuruo clenched her lips and hesitated for a long time. Then she said in a soft voice, "mom said that girls should not wear chest photos on the first day of the lunar new year. The implication is that there is no threat from the beginning of the year."

Quack!

On hearing this, Xu Lang was amused. He didn't expect to have such a wonderful custom.

Xiao yuruo blushes and pushes Xu Lang out. However, she can't push this bad guy away at all. Finally, she has to be held in her arms by this guy.

Only listen to Xu Lang said: "wife, I also know a custom about the Spring Festival, that is, the husband must kiss his wife on the first day of the new year, that is, the first day of spring. The implication is that there will be steamed bread to eat all the year round, otherwise, in the next year, he will suffer from hunger and be unable to eat."

On hearing this, Xiao yuruo believed Xu Lang's words. She couldn't help but feel ashamed and indignant. She pushed Xu Lang hard and said, "you, how can you be so shameless! You must have made it up. "

Xu Lang said seriously: "wife, look at you. How can you be so suspicious? I'm the kind of person in your heart. After all, this is a major custom of Chinese Spring Festival. How dare I make it up? It's all well documented."

Seeing Xu Lang's serious look, Xiao yuruo really believed it. Before her, she seldom cared about the Spring Festival. Maybe there was such a custom, but even if there was, she couldn't let Xu Lang be like that. She said in a hurry: "no, you must be cheating me. If there was such a custom, how could my mother just now Why didn't you tell me? "

Xu Lang said in a hurry, "look at you. I don't understand. My mother must be embarrassed. Besides, we are young couples who have not been married for a long time. It's natural."

"Don't say it. Don't say it. What you said is so ugly. I'm so ashamed." Xiao yuruo's head is shaking like a rattle.

Xu Lang is totally making it up, just teasing this chick.

With a smile, Xu langqiang put on an affectation and said, "wife, how can this be an ugly word? Alas, if you think about it, I'm really pitiful. People think that I married a fairy daughter-in-law like you, and they think how happy I am. As a result, I haven't been able to sleep with you down to earth until now. How wronged do you think I have to be. ”

after hearing this, Xiao yuruo began to murmur in her heart. She knew that it was a bit abnormal for a normal couple. She had not had a good night with Xu Lang since she got married for such a long time. Today is new year's Eve. She has just finished the year and ushered in the Chinese New Year. Tonight should be a good start.

After thinking about it, Xiao yuruo seemed to have hesitated for a long time and made great efforts. She clenched her lips and said in a soft voice, "husband, do you still go out to practice this evening?"

Before, Xu Lang wanted to hide every night because of the attack of poisonous insects. But tonight, if his wife didn't ask, Xu Lang couldn't remember it. He couldn't help patting his head and suddenly said, "my God, I didn't have an attack today."

Xiao Yu could not help but be stunned and quickly asked, "hmm? Husband, what didn't happen? "Xu Lang said in a hurry: "ah, oh, this, I mean I don't have to go to Houshan to practice martial arts today, wife, let's..."

Without waiting for Xu Lang to finish, Xiao yuruo blushed and pushed Xu Lang away. "Oh, if you don't go, don't go. Go back to your room and go to sleep."

Xiao yuruo said and went to her bed.

However, at this time, Xu Lang suddenly picked up Xiao yuruo from behind and walked quickly to the bedside.

"Ah, husband, what are you doing?" Xiao yuruo said with shame and indignation.

Xu Lang said: "Hey, wife, I'll tell you another custom about the Spring Festival. The young couple must sleep together after the early morning of the first day of the lunar new year, and they have to take off the light to hold together. You think, their bodies are so smooth and smooth, which means from the beginning of the year to the end of the year, so ah, we must be smooth!"

While Xu Lang said, he began to solve Xiao yuruo's clothes crazily.

"Oh, no, husband, you, you are talking nonsense, I don't believe it..." Xiao yuruo cried in a panic, struggling to break free.

However, Xu Lang has always been a good stripper. He takes off Xiao yuruo and himself.

But Xu Lang, with a smile and a gentle hug, pressed his wife under him and said seriously and affectionately, "wife. It's not easy for us to go through ups and downs all year round. Today is the first day of the new year. There must be a smooth start. Why don't you just follow me? "

Xiao yuruo has long been planning to follow Xu lang. she is infected by his affectionate "confession". Her struggling body slowly relaxes and slowly closes her eyes.

And Xu Lang slowly opened the quilt, the body slowly creeps down, according to the custom of Spring Festival he made up.

On the first day of the Lunar New Year's day, we must be smooth and have steamed bread to eat. This is what Xu Lang is doing.

Xiao yuruo clenched her lips and covered her face with a pillow towel. She did not dare to look at Xu Lang or let Xu Lang look at herself.

I spent the night in happiness.

Until dawn, Xiao yuruo said that he hoped to have a horse in the year of the horse. Xu Lang gently opened his wife's quilt and said with a smile, "wife, you also hope to have a foal. I also hope that I like the sign of horse. Do you know why?"

Xiao yuruo shook his head. "I don't know."

Xu Lang then said: "wife, according to legend, horses have wings. Moreover, they are not mortals, but gods. Only in front of the Jade Emperor in the heaven can they be equipped with horses.

However, because of the favor of the Jade Emperor, the winged horse became arrogant and domineering. Despite the interception of the heavenly soldiers and generals guarding the South Gate of heaven, he went down to the earth, broke into the Dragon Palace and made trouble in the earth. Finally, he trampled on a Wannian turtle in the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea and angered the Dragon King of the four seas, which shocked the Jade Emperor.

In his anger, the Jade Emperor demoted Ma Xiafan, cut off his wings and suppressed him under Mount Tai.

One day, the emperor Xuanyuan passed through Mount Tai and heard the horse's neighing. He could not bear it, so he rescued the horse. Thanks to him, the horse was willing to make friends with human beings and travel with the emperor all over the mountains to govern the human race. "

"PS: for nearly a year, Xu Lang has been fighting and killing. After the Spring Festival, there is a warm picture. I don't know if you like the plot of these two days.

I'm in my hometown rural area. There are many things, many people, visiting, new year's greetings, drinking and chatting. I really can't meditate on the codewords, and there's no network. If I want to borrow computers from my neighbors to upload, the mobile phone traffic signal is even worse, and I can't open the web page. I think you have a deep understanding.

I can't bear to apologize for the kindness of readers, so I bought the return ticket in advance. It's the fifth day of junior high school and the sixth day of junior high school. That's to say, from the sixth day of junior high school, the outbreak of the past will resume. Please all brothers with flowers support me and give me motivation. Thank you! 」」